starts in roughly 2 bongs
>>155561230Whore
>>155561230Rawr
>>155561372incel
Im horny
>>155561230whomst?
DE ECUADORhttps://youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKo
>>155561230Look at those enormous balloons on her chest
How do I get an ecuadorian or curação gf as a blackanon
>>155561230Need to see her pooper
>>155561372All women are
it's not comfy it's a simp thread
I'm listening to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.Why the fuck am I listening to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
am i watching curacao - ecuador at 2am on a saturday night?
>>155561728go to sleep and wake up for japan
>>155561728Don't. Take a siesta and watch TUN vs JPN later
Post Curaçao hotties
>>155561762>>155561765i don't want to get up at 6am on a sundayalso i have to get up at 2am on tuesday for norway - senegal and go to work after that game
>>155561788Curaçao hotties
If Germany is advancing, why is this game even being played?
Who are the good guys in this WC?
>>155561885two teams advance from each groupas well as the eight best third placed teams
>>155561943We are
>>155561540
>>155561943Brasil
>>155561625Actually just curação please. Ecuadorians are ugly
>>155561975Nah>>155562065Maybe. I'll shortlist Brasil, but not confirmed.
>>155561943Cape Verde
>>155562158I would ask how to get a gf from there, but they would be easy mode for me
>>155562158Good guy should have the ability to defeat evil teams like USA, Argentina, Germany etc
>>155561413Cuck
>>155562397Why are we evil?
>cant even spell the names right Nice education poortugal
>>155562121To each their own I guess
>>155562135>>155562397when will india play in its first world cup?
>>155562663They destroyed Qatar 6-0
So... how do Curacao (or whatever it's written) women look like? This is important
>>155562515She’s the minority. Most Ecuadorians seem to be kinda ugly
>>155561230this match wont even get a sticky
>>155562697They are afro carribean mostly. How do chilean women look like? And how would dating one as a blackanon be?
>>155562515She looks like a cousin of mine when she was young
>>155562806post her nudes
>>155561728Don't you have virtually 24 hour sunlight right now? Should be good to go
>>155562806You lost your virginity to THIS?
>>155562847I haven’t seen her in a while and she doesn’t look good nowadays
Why is this game so late compared to the usual?
>>155561728Its not worth it mate
>>155561230>>155562515THis thread will need as many hotties as possible to stay alive.
>>155561943Canada? First ever victory was 6 -0 thumping of a hated qatar team
>>155562699>>155562121>>155561625are you the same anon? just go to George Floyd-istan, i mean minnesota. there's tons of Ecuas there
>>155561230Curacao might actually win this.
>>155562936I lost it to a 18 skinny girl who is a bit ugly. Wasted months
>>155562944The latina curse
>>155563050Yes I’m the same anon. Minnesota is somolia tho. Are the ecuas there at least fuckable?
I lost my virginity at 19 to a mentally ill 5’11” jew with a decent ass
>>155562699Ecuadorians who migrate to the US or Spain are poor, so of course they're going to be ugly.There's plenty of cute ones, but you will never meet them, since people with money just marry each other or people with more money. Plus, it's not like cute girls are going to hang out with incels like you anyway.
>>155562736>How do chilean women look like?Horrible past 26yo, younger are sketchy because getting fat at alarming rate. Overall destroyed because they fell for the feminist meme wave some years ago and nobody wants anything to do with them since no redeeming qualities. I'd say you have 90% chance of success; they're a teenage dream if you hate yourself
>>155563183There really aren't that many here. I think he's thinking of Ethiopians
>letting the portugal fag to make these "comfy" threadsZayufag how did you let this happen
>>155563283Well, fellow minoritycel, want to get a drink?>>155563346That’s grim. Why are they so fat?>>155563349Ethiopians are hot as fuck and I used to have one as a fuckbuddy before she moved away
>>155563472>That’s grim. Why are they so fat?Same as the US; poor eating culture. It was warned 20 years ago they would get fat if did nothing about it... 20 years passed and they kept eating like crap. I think zoomer kids only live from fast food joints like Papa Johns and shit
>>155563472Yeah Ethiopians are pretty based, fantastic food too
>>155563560Damn you guys have caught the US virus. I’m so sorry bro
>>155563682Well... makes sense when this flag is part of yours and the anthem says "happy Eden's copy"... but hey; I hate fat people so I eat my unhealthy snacks with measure and compensate accordingly. One have to care for yourself at that point. What surprises me is how murricans aren't fatter; I saw the Chessecake factory menu and that shit is top tier and you guys have dozen of franchises like those
>>155561230Would MOTORBOAT THOSE TITTIES>>155561372STFU FAGGOT!
Surely this is THE 0-0 slurpfest of the whole world cup
>>155563849I hope so, it’ll cause Ecuador to have the biggest chimpout of the cup
>>155563849Unlikely. Ecuador does score against shittier teams like Bolivia, Saudi Arabia, New Zealand or Guatemala.
>>1555638493-1kino match
>>155563849Ecuador is going to wake up today.
>>155561540Civilization absolutely peaked with 90's eurodance.
>>155563849Yesterday eurofags were also underrating Paraguay. You never learn
>>155564147any true euro would have completely backed Paraguay yesterday
>don't have to wageslave today>lamest games scheduled for todayJUST
>>155562991Let's fucking go lads
>>155561230who is that slutI want to stick my fingers in her brown ring
>>155564211>reached QF in euro two years ago >not true euro despite being top 8Whatever you say harry
concacaf match
ENNERGOAT will score
>>155561230Is someone making a non comfy thread Will mods sticky that thread
>>155564604A Swede just did, we're safe. Now post hot girls.
>>155561728You are, and you are also taking hydration breaks
*stands for the national anthem of curacao*
>>155564593a brazilian woman is not complete without a cock tbg
>>155561728This guy is charging at me right now. He won't stop running. I'm scared. I think he's coming to pickpocket my ball
>>155564780It's a pretty good anthem.
>3-5-2 vs 5-3-2
CAM ON CURE A COW
The world is with Curaçao
>>155564944COME ON ATE A DOOR
>Hate Euroes>Hate Asians>Hate Latins>Hate thirdiesIs this semen slurping sport for me?
>>155565015its a very hatewatchable sport
>>155564912If we were there we'd play a 4-3-3 that turns into a 6-1-3 with nothing but long balls. The world missed out
>jogger finishingthem titties bouncing on the replay though
>>155565063>Usain Bolt on the end of those long balls
>>155565015Costa Rican Questionairing might be more your speed
where do these Curaçao niggas play? like dutch 3rd div and shit?
i heard ecuador is a nice and beautiful country with some of the best nature you’ll find anywhere. but the narcos are starting to run around there
>>155561230Fake
I thought the Netherlands already played today
>>155565125Most of them play in 1st and 2nd division I think some in the englishchampionship or that might just be chong alone who plays in the championship
>>155565139The Andes, the Amazon and the Galapagos are still nice, but the coast is basically overrun by narcos.
>>155565139you described most of Latin America
FIFA fears the combined west indies national team
>>155565189We're their farm team
how did ener valencia not score there wtf
pretty fun game so far desu
>>155565093>them titties bouncing on the replay though
Curacao's got this one in the bag already btw. Easiest win ever.
Sorry I'm late, I had to go to the grocery store for some tendies
Holy shit Curacao is so fucking bad.
>curação defending vs Ecuador attackImmovable object vs immovable object
15 minutes in still no goal, Beccacece is a fraud
>>155565139Ecuador is pretty nice.Crime has indeed grown to absurd proportions. The collateral damage from gang wars is far beyond what is acceptable even by South American standards, and they even had a famous player from one of the country's top 2 clubs murdered for refusing to collaborate with match-fixers.But the upside is that this kind violence in Ecuador is very concentrated in Guayaquil and other port cities. Your chances of getting killed in Cuenca, Baños, Quito, Galápagos and many other incredible places are pretty low.
Never change, Enner
>>155565539>Galápagosthose are the far-off islands aren't they
>>155565591>enner falenciaHe just did it again
How many chances do6s this clown need to score??
ecuador are a good side but their inability to score goals is going to cost them
Ecuador's strategy is to kick shots directly into the goalkeeper's hands until his hands are completely sore and exhausted.
are Ecuador trying to outdo Turkey?
>>155565710surely SURELY they can score a goal against a team that's already conceded seven
Hydrate!
that's ecuador manager's jumper is quite tasteful
>>155565774Grab a snack too!
Agua time
Ecuador had fewer goals (14) than games played (18) during the qualies. Don't expect them to do much.
>>155565774lol id grab him by the neck and throw in that bucket
>>155565774This should happen to every single cat
>>155565796his avarice will consume him
>>155565796
>>155565609Yes. Great place if you like nature.
comfy thread without any of the big teams
>>155565591>>155565631Bayron Castillo would have scored that?
Ecuadorian niggas be named "emphasis"
The Arrowhead looks pretty neat. Shame about the nightmarish surroundings.
Closest Aruba will ever come to the world cupLet’s go
Anybody has the fake videos dsports is talking about
SLUUUUUURP HYDRATE YOURSELF >>155565907TRVTHNVKE
>>155565957ARUBA
The goalkeeper's hands can't take this much punishment.
>>155565957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFoGUE3AHos
>Curacao has a population of 100k>they made the wc but Italy didn’t Make it make sense
curacao winning this would make for a pretty interesting final day when you think about it. It would also eliminate ecuador because of the head to head tie breaker change
>>155565957A FUCKING DEBIT CARD
How can Besa Cheque’s reputation recover from this
>>155565982Jamaica, oooh I want to take ya
>>155566052Italy had their chance and lost to Bosnia
>>155566052confederation qualification places
>>155566052It's about quality, not quantity.
>>155566080Does anyone rate cacha siete?
Curaçao will win
WTF is Ecuador struggling with fucking Curacao
>>155566052italy failed to qualify hope that helps
>>155565100
>>155566234Ecuakong strikers can't shoot
I feel like I'm watching two sea sponges having a fight.
>>155566281kekbut he's having funit's a shame he didn't consider becoming a pace bowler in cricket instead
>>155566234low IQ
Ecuador's so shit they're the first to get a yellow
Yeah this is a slurper. Japan better deliver on some kino later today to make up for this match.
>Becaccece returned to be like when he was at U de ChileUnexpected LMAO
>>155565223West Indies vs nuevo gran Colombia 2038 world cup opener
>>155566466it started kind of fun but now it's getting painful
>>155566281I was at that Mariners gamethey also did an open training session that I went to.
You know this World Cup has been an eyeopener for me. For a country whos players are majority black and most people in the county are black. Only Ecuadorian gringos can get tickets
>>155566569how much free sauce are we talking about here?
>>155565853Have you been? Is it easy to visit or is it some sort of protected nature reserve that can only be visited on an expensive guided tour?
William Pacho is a good player
4 more minutes of this shit.
>>155566642yes
>>155566662if charles darwin can visit it so can you
Everybody in this fucking game keeps collapsing and falling down like it's bowling. It happens all the time. It's like a comedy game.
>>155566676You have to be really good in order to win back to back champions with shartinhos next to you.
match started off pretty well but turned into a slurperboth teams need goals too
This game sucks. Too bad the weather over western Kansas wasn't over eastern Kansas and drop down a kino tornado.
What teams have actually played at or above expectation so far?
I don't even know if I should feel bad for the fans for paying overpriced shit for this slurper.
>>155566792I think Curacao will be the happier side rn. That goalie of theres could have saved the titanic
>ecuador and curazao tie>ecuador beats germany>curazo beats ivory coast
>>155566792Cape verde
>>155566792USAwhen the groups were announced, some people here were claiming "noooo paraguay will be too good for them, also turkey will top that group"
>>155566822It's hard to say because some teams might be frauds but Mexico, USA, Canada, France, England, Morocco, Netherlands, Germany, Norway, etc. all looked pretty decent.
>>155566924weird reply but ok
>>155566792USA
>>155566866Ecuador is not beating anybody. The best thing that can happen is for Curacao to win so that this stupid blonde barbie coach gets sacked, and we have four years to do better.
I still need to know how to get a curação as a blackanon :(
>>155566866>ecuador beats germanyBeccacece next morning.
>>155566052Italy competed for qualification slots against other European teams.Curacao competed against North American shitters.
>>155567131also the big dogs and canada had already qualified automatically
>>155566662I did once. There's some additional bureaucracy and a fee for foreigners, but it's nothing prohibitive. You can fly there from Quito and you have to check in with a special government organ in the airport.
>>155567131>other European teams.>IsrealThe only hard team Italy had to beat was Norway btw. The other two were Estonia and Moldova
>>155567234You do need to pay for guides and boat rides to access a good part of the archipelago but it's nothing too expensive. Most natural spaces there are listed as reservations so access is controlled. But again, it isn't difficult to get these things sorted out.
Zzzzzzzz
>>155567234Whose organ?
how many saves from the goat yet?
>>155567335Peak comfy
Bruh there actually is a team in the next round who will play Curacao
>>155566662Ecuador is a cheap place, the Galapagos are more expensive, but still cheap enough.You have to pay a fee to enter Galapagos, and it's best you have a guide or you speak Spanish, but in general tourism is an important part of the economy of those islands, so they won't make it hard for you to go there.
>>155567417the goat is in cape verde fren
>>155567417don't think maradona plays in goal mate
>>155567417you're mistaking curaçao with cabo verde
NO REFUNDS
>>155567234>>155567466Cool, thanks for the info lads
>silver
We should start playing the qualifiers in neutral ground. I’m sick of of ecuador and Bolivia to be decent in qualifiers, and once they play a tournament, they become shit. Home advantage is killing conmebol
>>155567335Fella what's your obsession with this jaguar? Are you a furfag or what?
Curaçao flag looks really nice, makes me feel comfy.>>155567640It's one of the official mascots and no I am not >>155567418I agree
Someone is legit going to get Curacao in the round of 32 lmao
>>155567609Just say you hate Bolivians.
Someone from the Curacao midfield is gonna get a red card now
>>155567779Should be us, we earned it for hosting
>>155567779they have to get 4 points, so a win here and draw with ivory coast?
>>155567837I have some good news regarding this!
Repeat after me: I CAN'T SCORE
As I'm watching this lacklustre Ecuador match. Has anyone ever eaten the Ecuadorian delicacy cuy? The roatsed guinea pig.
>>155567821Not them, how they use the altitude to beat everyone and then be shit
Cards!
We might need a conmebol bunker thread.
>>155567838They can qualify with two desu. 8 out of the 12 3rd place teams qualify.
>>155567838GD is too big.
God we are the most boring team in the cup.
>>155567821lmao, nah he's right shitters should be filtered out
>>155567927I was at the Ecuador Ivory Coast game. There were 3 guys who got so drunk they became retarded
>>155567927The important is to have fun.jpg
lmao everyone's falling down
Bruh curaçao low key cooking huh
Guys.. I don’t think Ecuador is going to win the World Cup.
>>155567609We beat you at home, bitch.
holy cow
>GOALKEEPER DUELKINO
CAM OOOON, get it in the fucking net
Kino. The three stooges would be proud of this performance
>>155567779Cuidado
liking the energy, now do something with it
>>155568026Congratulations for the only thing you can celebrate in 4 years
>>155567261No one claims that Italy didn't fuck up massively.But they still had a harder qualification path than any North American team, especially because of what >>155567205 said.
this is an odd group>germany crushed curacao>but then struggled a lot to beat ivory coast>now ecuador struggling to score against curacao>ivory coast barely beat ecuador
I hope that Besacheque will take a trip down to Detroit and get raped like that other blonde bitch got done in 1992.
May aswell make the best of it with Curacao considering they will probably never qualify for a World Cup again kek
>>155568121Looks like my cousin
SOMEONE SCORE PLS IDC WHO JFC
Just score you fucking twats
the fact that curacao keeps creating chances makes it feel very ecuadover
>>155568101As opposed to Colombia who the past 4 years did... What?Lose to Argentina?Lmao.Btw, the only Copa America you have won was bought by a narco.
>>155568181Not into edging?
>>155568222this is beyond gooning this is blue ball torture
damn, why the animosity between brothers?you guys used to be the same country once, right?
Holy shit please someone score
>>1555681213 rank drop from that horrific tattoo
>>155568212At least they won one. These negros brutos have never won a thing and I’ll die without ever seeing them win shit with the NT.
>>155568114It all will make sense when you see Ivory Coast destroying Curaçao.Ecuador has the ability to turn every match they play into a low scoring one regardless of who they play.
>>155568212You know, my team can be shite, but at least they are competitive. You on the other hand seem to comfort yourselves in beating colombia, then can’t win shit and go out embarrassing yourselves. Pretty pathetic.
Ecuador is literally getting FM'd right now lmao. They could get 100 more Clear Cut Chances and they still wouldn't be able to score.
>>155568269For 10 whole years, we don't give a fuck about those narco nigs, and they don't give a fuck about us.
SCARRRRRRRR
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Those 22 minutes felt eternal
HYDRATE
Remember to hydrate lads
We were robbed of Ecuador vs. Turkey.
>>155568269Idk, I’m telling the truth. Let’s get rid of home advantage and see who’s the best. Some flags for obvious reasons are against it as if that only affected them and not every other team.
>>155568103You really think costa rica and honduras or suriname and guatemala are easier than estonia and maldova? The only team north america have at the world cup that had a definitively easier group to qualify is curacao
>>155568458slop
>Argentinian commentator is now begging people to stop creating fake AI videos of him saying racist stufflmao
>>155568361Nobody gives a fuck about your country or your team.And we'll see how "competitive" you are when you face an actual good team, and btw, Ecuador is a terrible team, no doubts about it, but Colombia is actually worse.
>>155568544You mean sovl
>>155568546Cracks me up every time
>>155568546kek what are they doing?
>>155568546
CAM AN CURAÇAOSCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
>>155568114>but then struggled a lot to beat ivory coastThat's what happens when you have a referee with no clear line who then also happens to make a few controversial decisions against you. Takes you out of the play, even if you accept that his decisions weren't outright wrong. His style really hampered the flow and his own insecurities created insecurity for the team.
>>155568246Hold it in for her.>>155568362First time watching Ecuador?
It's a yellow kind of day
>>155568555Man you are having a hard time beating some Curação and you dare to talk about a “real team”. I hope you win, but get some self awareness
>>155567040Its a shame because if you had any quality up front with your defensive record you'd be a very dangerous side to face. Right now it feels like you could be playing 11 vs 0 and fail to score lol.
>>155568577I don't know who started it, but a bunch of fake videos of Direct TV commentators calling France an African team or asking "who's that nigga?" started to pop a couple of days ago.I can guarantee that they're fake because I'm watching the whole tournament there and didn't listen any of that.
>>155568742love me some Coldplay
>0 - 0Is Curaçao is tough team?
>>155568755lmao
>>155568834That's just Ecuador's gimmick
>>155568727holding stronger than Room
has ecuador considered not shooting to the middle of the goal?
>>155568873best movie of all time
>>155568891Ecuador just needs to fracture the goalie's hands, and then they can score for real.
This goalkeeper is insanely good when not playing against germoney
>>155568727I slept through their first match of the WC and I wish I had slept through this one too. This is painful to watch, I want Curacao to just hit them on a cheeky counter so they are out and I don't have to see or hear about them for another 4 years.
>>155568755lmao poor guys
>>155568744See, this is where you're incorrect, I don't want us to win, I am aware of how shitty this team is, I want the coach and half the players gone, the best way for that to happen is to lose to Curacao.I just find it funny that you're acting like your team is any better when you actually lost to these fuckers at home. Let's leave this there because I don't care to continue arguing.
>>155568981Ecuaball is an acquired taste. After a while you start cheering at every clear chance missed by Valencia and Plata.
do these ecuadorian players know they are playing in a world cup?
Do the Ecuador strikers just suck or is the Cur goalkeeper godlike?
this is performance art
Fucking hell
Turkey set a record for the most ineffectual/wasteful attack in WC history, Ecuador is making a very strong case to be #2.
>>155569138>Do the Ecuador strikers just suckYes
>>155569138Ecuador sucks.
>>155569074My team is objectively better than Ecuador>but but we beat you at homeSo have many others and they’re not cocky about it
>>155569138ROOM DA GAWD
>name your son margaritaDo curaçaoan really?
no hurry ecuador, take your time
>>155569358his mama just wanted bitches to gobble him all up
>Huracan striker will save Ecuador Holy kino
Nice sub with 5 minutes left, Besacheques.
>>155569358Yeah. His sister is named "Bloody Mary" and his little Brother is named "White Russian on the Rocks".
based murderball
>>155569507alri Bierhoff
most of these curaceoan dudes are pretty handsome. are people from there generally attractive?
>>155569557Our islands are not a sex destination for your women, Timmy
>>155569618What part of curacao are you from fella?
It was decently fun even if almost nothing happened. The goalkeeper did a good job at least.
Damn, blue balled after all that edging
What was that?
>>155569685Amsterdam
OH MY GOD. Fucking shaking.
I hereby apologize in name of conmebol. We're shit.
Certified slurp kino
Top meme match
imagine Turkey vs Ecuador for a spot in the next round. The amount of chances squandered would be astronomical.
See you in two hours
kek, the mighty curacao
>Have to beat beat Germany to qualifyRIP Ecuador.
I expected many other games to end 0-0, this was not one of those.Ecuador fucking sucks
KINO KINO KINO
Sad end for Enner Valencia, he had a good run at WCs but will always have this sour taste in his last moment
>>155569969You got lucky with that goalkeeper error.
>>155569685Hmm... churrasco de coração... uma delícia
WELL AIN'T THAT AMERICA
ConcaSTRONG
fucking embarassing weren't ecuador supposed to be dark horses? lmao
>>155570007how many % of that goal lie on the defender? i knew he (GK) should have punched out but the fucking defender was so slow and nonreactive
goodfuck CONMEBOLall these teams should get banned
>>155569984He was never the same after THAT incident
>>155570007That's what I mean, I was ready for a 0-0 slurper at the Mex-Kor, the same way I knew every team was going to score 5+ on Curacao. Good thing I'm not into /bet/
>>155569984He should have quit 4 years ago, we would have been forced to find a striker that was actually good.Him, barbie coach and the head of the Federation are the ones that deserve most of the blame. The defenses do their best, but without support in front, it's meaningless, so fuck Enner.
>>155566052Italy lost to the likes of Bosnia, Switzerland, Scotland, Turkey, and Sweden lmao. So trash.
I cannot believe this board has not made more of a big deal about the FIFA Be Active Kids ad that runs after every game.
>>155570113Paraguay too
>>155570326seems like a your stream thing
>>155570326That's not on Peacock/Telemundo
>>155570355TSN is playing ithttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DZY7bsrs557/
>>155570113Only English media, and only because some of our defenders play there, if they had taken a closer look they would have noticed that this team cannot score, except through sheer luck, or against truly bad teams like Bolivia.
>>155569948sending all my energy to the furer
>Room faced 29 shots and made 15 saves. That’s a men’s World Cup record for a 90-minute match.
>>155570428WTF is that repulsive "music"
>>155570599>Room faced 29 shotsjust an average night out in america innit
>>155571026Lmao
>>155566662Galápagos is also the only place in Ecuador where you won't be mugged at every corner. It felt so weird not looking above your shoulder all the time when I was there.
>>155570428if i watch on tv i watch telemundo, if internet it is gonna be the bbc or itv so yeah i havent seen this at all
>>155571026>shot at 29 times>not harmedmost accurate chicagoan
