[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/sp/ - Sports

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam folder!


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1768114643711711.png (3.09 MB, 1844x1058)
3.09 MB PNG
the bundes, yes yes
Undav edition obviously
fuck Sane and Nagelsmann sub-edition

>20.06 22Uhr
Germany 2-1 Elfenbeinküste

>22.06 19Uhr
Ösiland - Argentinien
>24.06 21Uhr
Schweiz - Kanada

>25.06 22Uhr
Deutschland - Ecuador
und irgendwann die ösis nochmal, vielleicht den tag drauf oder so
>>
first for start Amiri on RW
and Undav for Havertz
>>
File: 20260527_162528.jpg (96 KB, 1280x720)
96 KB JPG
Nagelsmann on Deniz Undav's role: "We’ll discuss it within the coaching staff and with Deniz. At the same time, you could also argue that he should stay in this rhythm and continue helping us as an impact substitute. I also believe that, at the moment, he’s happy with how things are going for him. He’s doing very well. We’re delighted to have him. He’s incredibly intelligent in and around the penalty area."
>>
>>155563769
schlotterbeck is injured now and is the one position that needs to be discussed first. no more playmaking defender made make it necessary to change the whole system.
>>
why is Undav the only true striker you have?
>>
>>155563769
Havertz is based and shouldn’t be subbed
Undav needs to start for Musiala to get the best out of both of them. And Leweling should start over Sane although neither of them were any good today
>>
I am convinced Sane is Nagelsmanns bull and he fucks his wife
>>
Schlotti out, ffs.
>>155564024
Füllkrug is washed and Kleindienst never got back in time from his injury. Newcastle turned Woltemade into a mid midfielder. The amount of German players ruining their career by going to PL so soon is concerning.
>>
File: 1781994126201779.jpg (228 KB, 810x1117)
228 KB JPG
This could be you, /bundes/
>>
File: 20250521_013826.jpg (63 KB, 639x380)
63 KB JPG
>>155564024
Nagelsmann has no 00
>>
155564265
lol
>>
dont lol me bremtard
>>
second game we conceded the first shot on goal
>Ein Schuss. Ein Tor. Der Manu
>>
>>155565281
>>155565132
>comeback skill is le bad
mentally ill
>>
Ihr versteht das nicht: Wenn Sane nicht grundlos bevorzugt wird, hat Undav keine Motivation zum Tore-Schießen
>>
155564415
I’ll keep loling you as long as you keep posting lolable shit tier opinions so that’s likely forever
>>
>>155565281
you can't blame the keeper on a follow-up shot
>>
>>155565563
undav replaced musiala.
sane was replaced by leweling.
>>
>>155565658
the reason he plays is AURA isn't it?
>>
>>155565613
im loling at Woltebitch taking more dicks than minutes at the world cup so far
>>
>>155565281
>>155565730
meine fresse
so leute wie du gehören hingerichtet
>>
File: 20260620_172633.jpg (309 KB, 1292x2048)
309 KB JPG
.
>>
File: 1777222622724162.jpg (14 KB, 346x322)
14 KB JPG
What have Woltemade and the Curacao manager in common?

they're both Dick advocates
>>
>>155566041
i LOVE german humour
>>
>somalian ref is not allowed to get into cunt
>chayna ref and chayna var is
clap clap clap
>>
>>155566072
i love YOU
>>
File: Undav Nagelsmann.jpg (222 KB, 1284x1617)
222 KB JPG
>>
>Eggkwabor dark horse
>>
>>155567611
>Undav: Mein Vater hat immer gesagt [...]
>Schlagzeile: Undav sagt [...]
geh sterben
>>
File: Screenshot 2026-06-21.png (8 KB, 504x113)
8 KB PNG
lmao
>>
>2 hour break
Brooooo
>>
what is up with the kicker manager game
why can't I see the points for most of the players who already played like 3 days ago?
>>
File: 1730078208452963.gif (996 KB, 500x615)
996 KB GIF
>he has no kicker+ abo
>>
Japan team is based af
>>
>Auch die vielen Deutsch-Tunesier die dieses Spiel verfolgt haben
>>
Why are you still playing Sane? He's trash.
>>
Japan's brave Itakura played well.
>>
>>155579284
Just canceled my Magenta sub. Telekom is still such a shithouse it's incredible. Not ÖRR tier but damn
>>
We will rotate for the ecuador game, maybe nailsman will let our prospect undav play for a few more minutes
>>
>>155571350
points are given with each newly issued magazine so Thursday and Monday for the matches played Monday to Wednesday and Thursday to Sunday respectively
>>
Eine Sache versteh ich nich so ganz: interessiert’s denn keinen, dass Deutschland schon wieder ein Tor reinließ? Seh hier kaum Threads zu.
Ich hab gestern nur die zweite Hälfte mitbekommen und war erstaunt, wie schwul die spielten. Aber kP, kenn mich mit Fußball nicht so aus, vielleicht ist Deutschland ja gut lol lmao
>>
fuck off with your cringe German Reddit posting
>>
Baumann im letzten Gruppenspiel wäre cool, da Schland sowieso nicht mehr vom 1. Platz verdrängt werden kann.
>>
Sané is such a fucking shitter.
What does Nailman see in him?
>>
>>155579443
see >>155564060
>>
if i were N-mann i would play around with the start11 and then be like "oh this worked pretty well i will keep it for the next game" so then he can save face and still dump sane but he wont because he sucks his cock gumo
>>
That 'win' last night means we're getting destroyed in the fucking 32th finals, that's it. There's nothing more
>>
>>155581181
This.
The first competent team we face will wipe the floor with us easily.
>>
>>155564060
he is too fragile and mentally weak to be a bull
no way
>>
I know why it isn't going to happen but I unironically believe that for the best results we should start Undav with his 2 VfB midfield buddies Leweling and Stiller.
>>
>>155581181
>>155581288
yeah, best choice would've been to simply not participate in the tournament so something embarrassing like that could not possibly happen

get a fucking grip you losers and stop with your pathetic doom posting
>>
>>155581641
This. Support the globohomo agenda triple boostered AIDS BlackLivesMatter #DieMannschaft or get out!
>>
Sources close to the Mannschaft tell me Sane won't be starting next game, Woltemade will be taking his place.
>>
>>155581925
it's not 2022 anymore you cuck
>>
>Aksion
what german dialect ist this?
>>
aksion reaksion
>>
File: Menherachan_good.gif (148 KB, 370x300)
148 KB GIF
GuMo /bundes/.
GuMo
>>
I hope we lose against Ecuador and Curacao wins against Ivory Coast

I know it's unlikely, but still
I need it...
>>
I hope we win every match and become Weltmeister

I know it’s unlikely, but still
I need it…
>>
Itten to Werder confirmed btw
>>
>absteiger into 3rd bundes will save brewomen
>>
We are unironically going to win it and /sp/ is woefully unprepared.
>>
>>155586181
>the counts of curaçao
>the impalers of Ivory Coast
>the emperors of Ecuador
>>
>>155586421
>graped by ghana
>>
>>155586421
>the fucksleeves of france
>>
I hope we lose so the goycattle blames immigrants
>>
>30C in my apartment right now
>>
>>155587413
32°C
Dachgeschosswohnung war der größte Fehler meines Lebens.
>>
>playing in the same cursed stadium
Spain grouped
>>
lmao ÖRR not even broadcasting this?? I just checked because the Magenta commentator's voice is annoying
>>
>he voluntarily pays for ads, helene fucking fischer songbites, andrich weakmind takes, complaining about some voices in his head
>ree rEEEEE the ÖRR
>>
>>155588012
yeah its just the europa meister and the biggest football star on the planet playing.. no need to overcarry that
>>
>>155588148
>europa meister
>>
Yamal will carry this
>>
>>155588190
?
>>
>>155588523
Why is he so much better than our Dschamal?
>>
25°C dachgeschoss auf entspannt
dämmung ist das zauberwort
>>
>Auch der zweite WM-Auftritt der Mannschaft von Julian Nagelsmann lockte wieder Millionen von Zuschauern vor die TV-Bildschirme - wenngleich weniger als beim Auftaktspiel gegen Curacao (7:1). Die ZDF-Übertragung aus Toronto verfolgten im Schnitt 18,26 Millionen Menschen, was laut AGF Videoforschung einem Marktanteil von 72,1 Prozent entsprach. In der jüngeren Altersgruppe (14 bis 49 Jahre) lag der Marktanteil mit durchschnittlich 5,98 Millionen Zuschauern gar bei 78,5 Prozent.
>>
saudis complete joke
>>
>>155588141
>voluntarily pays for ads
wtf are you even talking about ARD and ZDF do the same ads during "hydration breaks"
>>
>>155588721
doesn't play for a loser club
>>
let me guess, hivfaggot
you transferred oyzarbal out lmao
>>
>>155589112
>Lost the CL quarterfinal to Pathetico
>>
watching magenta for the first time
they put werbung all over the break? looool imagine paying extra for this
>>
File: Demirochad L.png (320 KB, 634x479)
320 KB PNG
goyarball doesnt move me, pessi hatty incumming
>>
>>155589318
Bayern? wouldn't surprise me
>>
>>155589392
>mm promising delivery within 90 minutes
>on a sunday
that's at least irreführend if not outright betrug
>>
>>155589392
every time i switch to örr during ads i get... ads
>>
>Die Ärzte haben den Verdacht, dass sich Schlotterbeck das Band am Sprunggelenk gerissen hat. Bereits als er nach der Auswechslung vor der Trainerbank saß, war das Gelenk unter seiner linken Socke auffällig dick. Am heutigen Sonntag soll eine MRT-Untersuchung am Quartier-Ort in Winston-Salem die exakte Diagnose bringen. Bestätigt sich die Befürchtung, könnte die WM für den BVB-Star gelaufen sein. Mit gerissenem Band weiterzuspielen, wäre extrem gefährlich. Dies könnte zum kompletten Bandabriss, chronischer Instabilität und langfristigen Schäden führen. Nur bei einem Teilriss oder einer Dehnung versuchen Top-Profis manchmal, mit Tapes, Spritzen oder Schmerzmitteln weiterzuspielen.
zwei Nackenschläge dann geht das wieder, meine Fresse was fürn Lappen dieser Lauch
>>
spain defense looks weak af
>>
>>155586708
>talking about a team you couldn’t beat in 2014
kek
>>
>>155591303
its 2026 chud
>>
I'm falling asleep watching Spain
>>
>>155592333
worst Magenta commentator so far, worse than the Brazil game woman. at least that retard was kind of cute
>>
Chadtelaere hattrick
>>
>>155588721
because you can't break an uefalona player's leg willingly and get away with it
>>
HeiBer Nimm aber die Türkei hat unironisch gar nicht mal so schlecht gespielt abgesehen vom Abschluss. Tunesien und Saudi Arabien, die spielen einfach unfassbar scheiBe
>>
>>155594327
ja, wir hatten leider keinen stürmer der die tore macht
>>
Jetzt wo ihr euch beruhigt habt können wir darüber reden wie peinlich 2h Gehupe ist, wenn man so ein Grotten Spiel gegen die Elfenbeinküste abgezogen hat
>>
>>155594703
Autokorsos sind basiert
>>
KEK
>>
>>155597029
RIGGED SHIT JFC
>>
>die netto spielzeit ist gestiegen
>3 minute trinkpause
ÖRR expertise
>>
File: riera.jpg (24 KB, 619x495)
24 KB JPG
>"To be honest, the level of the Bundesliga was somewhat disappointing. Bayern Munich are of course in a league of their own and cannot be reached. Borussia Dortmund can keep up reasonably well with their budget. Then there are surprises like Stuttgart, but the rest was disappointing for me. The teams in the bottom third of the table all play exactly the same way. When you analyze them, you get the feeling you're playing against the same opponent every week. If you look at the sums of money spent in Germany – 20, 30, even 40 million euros – compared to the amounts in the Slovenian league, it's not a different world at all. That's reality. If Celje were to play against Frankfurt, they could hold their own. I'm not saying they're better, but they can compete."
>>
>>155598700
based schizo is 100% correct too
>>
>>155598700
wahrtombombe
>>
>>155598595
google Nettospielzeit
>>
>>155599269
the clock runs during the hydro adbreak
>>
You also need to compare it to the Bruttospielzeit. There's always like 100 minutes of added time. If they let them play forever, of course there's a lot of minutes played.
How much Netto vom Brutto?
>>
>>155598700
Yeah he had that mid shitter gameplan figured out. So much so that he won against three of them while only losing/drawing against nine
>>
need to fuck that girl in the red track suit in that fifa dance ad
>>
>>155599821
It's called Unterforderung. His supervisors should've stepped up.
>>
>>155599821
fatass johnny b at fault
>>
Lelgium is so fraudulent. Like always.
>>
>nGOY
>>
when will the woman bring commentator meme finally stop?
>>
File: 4443306.jpg (68 KB, 960x548)
68 KB JPG
>>155603019
>woman
>>
They should let all the benchwarmers play against Ecuador. Perhaps Nailsmeme will then realize that Buildman is actually decent.
>>
>>155605116
anything but a whole rotation would be a farce
>>
i feel like i get dumber every time i listen to kramer speak
>>
>>155605116
Constructionman won't get a single minute
>>
>arucho
femoid experts i swear
>>
>muslera
>>
>aruhio
damn idiot can't even get it straight
>das veränndert natürlich die kultur des spiels
>>
bump
>>
File: strikers.webm (2.95 MB, 720x1280)
2.95 MB
2.95 MB WEBM
where is Deniz
>>
>>155621081
Not gay enough



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.