saturday (20/06)>mundial21:00 | Ecuador x Curaçaosunday (21/06)>mundial01:00 | Japón x Tunisia19:00 | Uruguay x Cabo VerdeUTC-3/[localtime]Previous: >>155484590
fuck a.nal
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOVAMOS NIPPONNIPPON NIPPONVAMOS NIPPON
>>155564318good thread
ummmm... vilabros?
You are born in São Paulo, which way you go /copa/?
>>155564757Kill myself at the gate of the airport
>>155564757ez palmeirasimagine going to the east side
>>155564841This, only sensible option.
>>155564757Run through the wall and support Santos.
dead on the beach again award
>>155564318>01:00 | Japón x TunisiaMissed opportunity to be 25:00 of saturday
>>155564975Those shark attacks are getting really out of hand in Recife
>>155565061True but I thought you guys would shit on me for it.
curaçao tá pras picas
I don’t think Ecuador can do it bros
Cuidado con Curaçao
>>155565260Make room for concachads
Interbros... LOOK AWAY!
>>155565391BKCC looks faggier than usualwhats up with him?
>cu arrasadokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
valderrama vibes from mr chong
>>155566236El Lagarto Oriental
Matheus Cunha is already better than Richarlison, Gabriel Jesus and Fred
>>155565391Papo de mamdar pra casa
>>155566250
>>155566288The haiti humiliator
I have a feeling Uruguay will >draw vs Cape Verde>lose to spain
>>155566288Papo de jogar com o haiti
>>155566309E esse dentinho podre?
>>155566322They will pipocate Spain 1-0.
chile wouldn't disappoint like this. just saying.
>>155566384Papo de flúor
>>155566458Papo de aumentar as vagas da conmebol
based alaska
o que poha é um "cu razao?
>o que é um curaçao?>t.
>>155566553pretty much everyone is getting in next time
>>155566663Do you really think they will go for 64?
>>155566717what does WORLD cup mean to you?
Rafinha is the new sao paulo director
i can't imagine twisting for inter and putting up with more than one season of enner valencia
>>155566885i can't imagine twisting for inter
ImagineEquaDOR x sPAIN
>>155566885>twisting
>>155567073newGOD......
remember como é bom/ruim ser colorado bro before he went missing after the floods? yeah i 'member
>>155567073new friend
>>155566458They would be worse
>>155567159remember benigno making webms before argies killed him at avellaneda?
>>155567279i 'member. i went through the trouble of digging up his webm guide he'd deleted when he disappeared. we don't do him justice to this dayhttps://rentry.org/benigno-webm
>i 'memberpeople never say this
IRL i imagine australians do. do they not?
and how would we know?
Enerva lencia
bros ecuador is throwing the conmebol name in the mud
>>155566458you're no bizarro /sp/, so shut up.
Time to play qualifiers in neutral ground. Tired of these ecuadors and bolivias
>>155567715the conmebol name is in the mud since alejandro dominguez took over
Business idea Invite Curaçao to copalib
>>155567159He said he hated the general.>>155567279He fucked around and found out.
>>155567861Be honest nobody really "likes" copalib
>>155567106>>155567175Twisting the night away
I miss Brasileirão
>the state of ecuakong
>>155567941you are crazy
>>155567773malignos play with heart even if they're absolute shit now
>>155567845T. Nicolas leoz
this juninho creatura is better than any of ancelotti's macacos
juninho el que te pone la vacuna
>>155568105we've found a player uglier then vini
you shant be losing to this
>>155568169macaco bros, not like this
Bros ecuador is fucking cursed
ecuador has the turkey curse
>>155568034everyone knows that malignos have "garra", but it's no use to them if they're losers.
OLHA O CHUTE DE CABEÇA NO CANTINHUUUU
>>155568273stop thinking similar things to me and then posting them before me, it looks like i'm copying you >>155568291
Ecuador is supposed to be the holy trinity of the physical prowess of the negro, the fierceness of the índio and the intelligence of the white manYet you only see the black in it, Ecuador has abandoned 2 columns of their very identity
>>155568553This but the entire latin america
the fat swamp jew took out the best players, I hope he knows what he is doing
>>155568105>bacuna >juninho>dutch???
imagine taking beccasexy to a wc
>>155568812I would only take him to a telo, I bet he makes a good power bottom
gagussybros...
>>155567909I like some of the people here
ecuador has slurped so hard that they forgot how to score at all
>suggest to play qualies on neutral ground>ecuadorian loses his shit
this 0-0 is unironically the best match in the cup so far
>>155568895SE JUEGA ONDE SE VIVE
Se fazer gol significasse alguma coisa, Cristiano Ronaldo já tinha copa do mundo e Tulio Maravilha seria craque mundialEsse meme de que tem de ganhar de 2, 3 ou 4 a zero e o artilheiro fazer 2 gols por jogo é coisa de idiota que faz jornalismo assistindo Mauro Cezar e que gerou nessa desgraça que hj em dia comanda a CazéTV(TM)
thread ruined
>>155568895This but spain instead.
>>155568998Bom, cristiano ganhou 5 shampions leagueis como goleaor do torneio em cada uma das copas.
>Reader's added context: due to 3rd place rankings and the loss to Ivory Coast, scoring does, in fact, matter for Ecuador
ener valencia's grandparents deserved to be enslaved
torture and kill enner valencia please
>>155568953like the boring asspain x cope verde match?
jordy caicedo would've unironically scored by now
esto con alex aguinaga no pasaba
>ENNER
imagine how ecuanons are living this match lmao
we have our first conmebol death, i will make a celebration thread
>>155569307sorry friend, I didn't watch that match but these guys have been pelotating each other all match, looks like an amateur match and that ends up as good footie for an outsider
tô com o curaçao na mão
(((plata))) sounds like some crypto jew name desu
Curazao is the worst team of the tournament. They will get a point because ecuador is an enemy of the goal nd somebody else will end up with the official title of 48th team
>zoomers probably don't know which shampoo cr7 uses
>>155569614>qatardeserved 2bh
ERA
We did it reddit
clear men chads remember
Another win for Chile and Venezuela, delete Ecuador
can we finally agree that this 7-spot qualifier was an absolute disaster for CONMEBOL? Asian and African teams unironically look much better
asspain x ecuachuds bff
>>155569071who cares about meme Champions League? Real Madrid yearly budget is like 2.5 billion euros, more than a lot of big industries in the worldTHe world hub cocaine laundering is in Madrid and Tel Aviv
TREMENDO vendehumo fantasma el negro Caicedo
long hair frauds are worse than bald frauds
>they fell for the Becca-caca meme
>>155569836I fucked manlier looking women
shameful display, Ecuador
I'd laugh but I'm almost sure we will choke to Dr. Congo
>>155569836looks like a porteña milf
Cazé tv is ordering their minions to follow the curazao gk
This is the last time I fall for BKCC
The power of concaCHADSCroatia is in for a surprise
>>155570019how fucked up Globo is to lose the broadcast rights for those dorks?
Cabeza arriba!
bring back el bolillo gomez
>>155569770We are getting exposed so hard holy shit
Curazao gk is now the record holder of saves in a match without extra time. Tim howard had 16 in 2014 with extra time. Eloy Room had 15 today. Ramon quiroga, the peruvian villain, had 14 in 1978.
This is what matters, in the end we're all christians, Jesus would want them to be grateful
>>155570187Based knower
>conmeblol>kwabmebol
Galindez is delusional, cuarrasado almost buckbreak them on the contra a few times
>>155570209when we only had 5 spots, teams took the qualifier much more seriously and came better prepared for the tournamentnow i feel like all teams havent played a serious match in years
>>15556895310 men Paraguay holding a 1 goal lead for the whole of the second half yesterday was better
>>155570109>pener valencia scored against us
>ecuador has to beat germany to have a chance of qualifying in third place (likely won't anyways due to slurper GDgrim
>>155570187this anon knows what's up
>>155570303that was a shit line uptheir midfield was like a cuzinho wide open screaming for picashould've just played a proper 433 but these nuArgie coaches are too moderninhos for that
>>155569836che boludo cuantas copas tenez
>Ibramovic say obvious thinks about modern footballWOW HE IS A GENIUS>Trikaschizo is saying the same thing but he did years agoOH NO WHAT A SHIT PERSON HE IS
>>155570237one can only imagine, a world only of christians
>pedidosjew rubbing hands noise
>>155570019Cringe as fuck. The obsession the average Brazilian normgroid has with "instagram followers" is insane
>>155564757Stop right there, drop my pants and go down on all fours(This is a trikas joke btw)
where is Felipe caicedo He used to be good mang
https://youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKoThread theme
Mano Menezes would've won this match
chucho benítez would have scored three today
What are some Ecuatorian Sports TV shows? I want to see what do they say about their own team
48 team might have brought a little soul to the world cup. However, exoanding to 64 might destroy the quality of the tournament
I want to lick sol rivas butthole clean while macaya commentates in the background
>becaccese will robate his whole career with some titles won in his first clubThe new bielsa
how much is enner falencia hated in ecuador right now
>>155570348>inb4 Valencia masterclass scores a poker
Maybe Curaçao is just really good
the (((carthaginian))) fears the samurai incoming, make your bets
>>155571022It's a team of professional players basically from the Eredivisie. They're not Tahiti.They were probably just too nervous in the first match.
>>155571024Time for japan to pick up the trash
ECUADOR'S COACH AKA BKCC LIVE NOW IN PRESS CONFERENCE:>nothing happened lmao keep believinglmao
What is worse, Paraguay losing 1-4 against the US or Ecuador being unable to defeat Curazao?
>>155571430>What is worseNot getting a blowjob tonight
>>155570806>enxoading omg gordinho hiiii
>>155571379>nothing happenedwe can tell
sorry but >we should have never let a wc be played there
Japão é cagada!
GOLACOOOOOOOOOOOO>>155572284VAI TOMA NO CU MCC
PENARU DESHITA
GOOOOOOOLOOOO PORRRAAAA
>>155573264mal educado
meu japao goleou é brazil cheirou
The turk fears the samurai.
nao consigo dormirtava tentando jogar Tales of Graces Remastered mas nao tava conseguindo prestar atenção
I don't wanna illusionate myself nihonbros
Just farted in this thread.
carthago delenda est
We fucking won against all odds (Tunez would lose against the worst Botafogo of all time)
>A obra narra a história de Gregor Samsa, um caixeiro-viajante que sustenta financeiramente a senpaiília e vive preso a uma rotina exaustiva de trabalho e responsabilidades. Certo dia, Gregor acorda inexplicavelmente transformado em um inseto monstruoso, fato que desencadeia uma profunda mudança em sua relação com a senpaiília e com a sociedade. Enquanto perde gradualmente sua condição humana aos olhos das pessoas ao redor, Gregor enfrenta isolamento, rejeição e crescente desumanização. Escrita em linguagem objetiva e direta, mesmo diante de acontecimentos fantásticos e grotescos, a novela aborda temas como alienação, culpa, identidade, solidão, relações familiares e o impacto das exigências econômicas sobre a vida humana.Nenhum escritor brasileiro teria capacidade de escrever algo tão profundo
damn this chick pretty
Next World Cup, Brazil is going to send 64 beans
Ozempic claims another one. Hope you faggots are happy. YOU did this.
I had the time to ponder… let’s kick out Ecuador and replace them with the Curação
>>155584848She looks like she spent 2 years in Europe finding herself by fucking a shit ton of guys
>>155584976She's a dyke
Monumental de Tunez
>>155584992Lesbians don't exist
>>155585042you think so? i think im in love with one from collegeshe dated a girl before i think people would talk behind my back
>>155585063I knew a girl that was lesbian in high school. She's happily married to a guy nowadays
We dont have imports or half imports in our football nt yet but we have julia bergman in volley, lucas pinheiro on skiing, leal on male volleyball, meligeni on tennis etc etc etc
>>155584314>tattoo Pass. Tarttoed girls are fuck and dump
Tatu in guarani is slang for vagina
>>155585156
>>155585120>julia bergmanIs she hot? You think I could bang her?
>>155585200Look for a stream of brazil x germany. She is playing right now
do you think a manlet like me (1 meter and 69 centimeters) could have a chance with her?
>>155565391There needs to be a statue of him by Laranjeiras
Unpopular opinion: if you have a + 1 time zone, you should wait 1 hour to give an opinion
I try to find the words to describe this team without being disrespectful
>>155585239>Sem títuloÉ, a bergmann ainda não ganhou nada pela seleção de vôlei
Round of 64 in serie d makes me nostalgic about the 90s. Serie c was a mess back then. Also i cant stop prsising abecat ouvidorense for its 1980s name. We had lots of those before
I used to post all the tine that when the olympics or world cup happen outside nato countries, euros and americans make sure to shit on it all the time. But paris 24 had all the seine drama and people are criticizing america a lot. It has never felt so good being wrong.
Soon
https://x.com/liberta___depre/status/2068677816384991279>Brazilian fan explains the reason for rooting for Argentina.>"After I became disillusioned with the Brazilian National Team, because I think it's no longer representative of our football, I saw in Argentina this deeper connection. In their semifinal (World Cup) between Brazil and Argentina, of course I'm going to root for Argentina.
>>155586189based
>>155586189>viadothats not a good look for you or for us
>>155586189>Argentina passou 36 anos sem uma copa, 30 anos sem título nenhum, vergonha atrás de vergonha com direito a cair na primeira fase em 2002. Seu título de 2022 foi roubado. Essa é a seleção que da orgulho?seething
>>155586004Japanese bring their own trash and dump on the US stadiums
we need to start throwing piss bottles
>>155586383Please create a video on reverse and post on youtube
be a man and piss on them on the spot
>>155584848Always appreciated the fact that she never got implants. Shows from her gordita arc that you cant even have those sized breasts without a little fat unless you are like 18.How many Latinas with any amount of fame dont bimbofy themselves the second they can?
if youre a dick away from someone and you start pissing on them they are definitely yanking your dick off
>>155586525Most don't. You're closer to the tacky parts of Latin America than we are
sounds like a good time
sexo con dona florinda
>>155586701Why the fuck are you always so horny? Seek help
>>155586701She looks like she fucks around with other cast members behind their boyfriend's back
>>155586383Based, I will root for Japan even harder now.
>>155586701whore
Magine having sex with Roberto Gomes Bolaños that's grim
>>155586556Sorry, was lumping you guys with Argentina here.
I would rather not
feliz día do padres for the fatherbergs here
You may say I hate riverBut I am not the only oneI hope some day you join us
argentinos malapagabrasileños malapaga
Father’s day was last weekend. Today is presidential election day. Lots of tears, I want Abelardo to win, but can’t, I did my mourning, so if this shithole decides to go full chavista, I don’t care
>>155587326cala boca cagaseco
>>155587349cry more, also, go back to /pol/.
>>155587425paga la plata bidetero de mierda
>cry moreWhy would I? Half of the country openly says they’ll join guerrillas, posts pictures wearing guerilla shirts, go to plazas with guerrilla flags and vote for someone who appeases guerrillas. I’m leaving this shithole and never coming back
>>155587601>leaving the country of sex, drugs, and rock and rollyou're going to miss out all the fun, but I'm not gonna stop you.
>>155587279Tks
It takes more strength to stay than to leave
>>155588780vira lata cope
>>155588780Just left a huge dump in your front door
>>155588032>and rock and roll
Dinobros, how are you responding?
Mi resultado ideal de mañana: 2 goles de Julián, 1 de Lautaro, y las 3 asistencias de Messi
>>155588780I won’t fight for shit. I want my family to have a good quality of life. I’m providing that and I will keep doing it.>>155589451>no klose record Elaborate why
>>155589589I want Julingz to score goals and Lautaro to gain confidence.On second thought I'd rather Enzo assist the spider.
>le recordscagaseco moment
I can prove very easily that you do care about records, caga aguado
>uruguay couldn't beat this saudi arabia
Beofre the korea x czechia match a guy fell down when czechia flag was being rolled back and he had to be rescued
>>155590085
>>155589935Pero tenemo 6 mundiale bo'
>coworkers sent me a supportive message with hearts emojis before my testhuh?
>>155590085>he had to be rescuedMaybe he didn't want to be saved.
>>155590844People can be nice, you know
it's crazy how we don't produce offensive CMs anymoreElias, Jadson, Renato Augusto, Hernanes the list goes on...
>>155589935>Spain couldn't beat the same Cape Verde Darwin scored 7 onThats what we will be saying in a couple hours
uruguaybros you're getting so gaped this friday RIP my fellas
>>155591117
>>155591538Paqueberg.
All the games today suck
>pedro vela
bros we're losing at counter strike
>>155592074what arent we losing in
>>155592074>we
welcome Tim Payne to Olimpia
>>155592014accomplishments: 1 campeonato mineiro
>>155592107the fart tally
muito foda ver o claus apitando uma copa, merecedor demais
uruguayos are pretty cringe is it all the weed or what?
>>155593902stfu
Argentina was very smart for signing that Haitian wonder kid from Velez. If you took a look at the Haiti World Cup games, since they are well fed they are just taller and faster and stronger than everyone else on the field. Africans and Afro-Americans develop muscle and height and weight much better than argies for example. Despite having much less food and protein than Argentina, Haitian players are an inch and a half taller on average. Messi is like 5’4 or something, don’t get me wrong he’s pretty good with his feet and does fancy things, but when it comes to running up and down a field for 90 minutes, do you want the 5’4 40 year old, or the 6’2 20 aggressive dominant high testosterone super athlete
Argentina's team bus is leaving Kansas, heading to Dallas
The next world cup should be played in a cruise and then the next after that one should be on a giant moving train that doesn't stop until the tournament is over.
>>155594406imagine going out with gordaska and she asks for 3 chocolate pizzas, hamburguers, sodas, bbq ribs, cakessszz, sweets... dayum...
>>155593902Hard to be charismatic or funny when you're planning to kill yourself when you get home.
>>155594969Would she get angry and roar if I tried to eat one of her fries?
>>155593902weed + atheism + progressismthey are a country that sold its soul
Macaya sounds like Borges, has it really become this bad culturally?
Why did you guys range banned me during the WC? I thought we were friends :(
Since we're in the mood of being honest, I'll tell you: I was never into beans, never even ate one. I just talked about them so you wouldn't feel embarassed.
This Corld Wup sucks
>>155596722/sp/ says the same shit since sudafrica 2010
>>155594519VÉLEZ SARSFIELD DE MI VIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
People are making oersonal attacks against raphinhaThey say he has "serious money problems" and could leave the nt at any given moment
Uruguayan twitter gets it
>>155598013he's kind of right, I see some european teams with players blacker than viniciusit takes a bit of the magic away when you can just give away citizenships to starving kids and let them play for your country
>>155596722 This World Cup is 1000x better than Qatar
>>155599182You have to be 18 to post in this website
>>155564318>>155564318>>155564318Kkkkk if Brazil had a samurai in its roster we'd have 7 world cup wins by now
>>155598666They invented the city of Cordoba, you twat. Read about al andaluz
Irã tá pras picas
Why are white people built like Patrick the star
>>155600242thats crazy lipodema>>155595120she would eat you
>>155599956How is that relevant? Read about the Reconquista you dumb monkey
>>155598013The first time i said "the world cup.isnt what it used to be" was 2006.
why argies in this thread are so cringe? stop sniffing gaspi's ashes, blud
sentiu break
We won the down syndrome basketball world cup btw.
just fucked up my neck naping like a real retard
that ain't working, that's the way you do it money for farting and the beans for free
>>155599004>it takes a bit of the magic away when you can just give away citizenships to starving kids and let them play for your countryThis doesn't happen.The new Europeans are all born, fed, raised and trained in Europe. France didn't send scouting teams to find kids in Africa and invite them to play for France, those ngubus are all French-born banlieue kids. I don't see how it is unfair to have them in the team unless you think Rivellino should've played for Italy too.Ironically it's Africans who do this. Most players in Morocco/Senegal/Côte d'Ivoire are European-born and have never lived or trained in the countries they represent.
CAN CABO VERDE COMMIT THE CRIME
this nigga is desperate for attention, is colombia that boring, uh?
>>155605396I’m trying to distract myself from the current political mood. I couldn’t care less about your shitty team. Don’t mind me
it's gonna be a darwin night, I can feel it
Wew that cute on Dsports
>>155605396nah, that asshole only wants attention, colombia is always fun.
>>155605514just checked and he isn't even starting
>>155605514just checked and he isn't even farting
espero que o uruguai enfie uns 5 só pra pararem de falar desse goleiro
>>155606453this
Vampeta is tumultuating
goalkeeper is getting the ultimate mufa from bet central (cazetv,globo )
>>155606352No way...
>cabo verde third worlders hitting and punching Uruguayans like they are just sissiesWhat went so wrong!? You used to be the murderers, not the victims!
>>155606993uruguay es blanco.....
não pode ser
UH-OH, DINOS!?
>>>>>>>>
>>155605396KYS FAGGOT
Wtf wtf wtf
not like this..
OH NO NO NO NO LA MONA MUFATED THEM ASWELL
People will say this is a "bielsada" but uruguay isn't much better than what we're seeing
>u r gay
Instead of relegating teams to concacaf , just promote argentina to uefa and kill the other 9 teams
not funny
Only Nunez can save Uruguay
can someone high IQ explain what the fuck is this?
what was the plan behind changing the starting keeper again?
>>155608231In the words of spoonyone, you wouldn't understand>>155608292Muslera looked good in our mediocre league, so he got to start with Uruguay again. That's it.
What a cruel sport
Cape fear
If U r guy loses this they should banned forever from /sp/
ArgentinaEveryone pretends messis father is alive not to damage the team moraleBrazilFormer player starts creating stories about raphinha being broke so that the team loses focus
>>155608352same for us.. atleast Neuer didnt cost us yet
>>155570310Starting to think you are right. Just repeated your argument to friends and pretended it was mine
Cape verde is avenging 1950
Bielsa is gonna threaten them with his pistol at halftime
o narrador da cazé tv tem a pior voz da históriaa vontade é de estourar os miolos cada vez que ele abre a boca
i hope Alaska gets railed by some Cabo Verdiano
>>155608924Worse than women?
>muslera
>>155608969GOLAC~OOOOOO
>>155608924vpn e itv/bbc iplayer, my friend. i'm NOT listening to react streamers yelling at my ears for a whole month.
>>155608969Os trapalhões
>Gignac to BoquitaThis can’t be real kek
Who will kick the VAR TV today?
>>155609159His name is an onomathopeia for a bite
SAAAAR
>Isso me pega demais.
Uruguay hijo bobo
what the fuck was that
golaço
to be quite honestly the chileans did us a favor helping england in the falklands war killing those argie kids and sending their copses without ears, less argentinians in the world equals less cancer in the world
põe os 10 milhões de seguidores em campo agora vozinha
Bobadilla scored an own goalAlan franco couldnt score against curacaoUruguay is closely linked with sao paulo
kek
>>155609572whoa calm down nigga
>>155609575Põe-te mas é no caralho
>>155609008worse>>155609119plus every time they are talking about their bloody t shirt
>>155609716el continente blanco ha marcado otro golo PRETOGUÊS HIJO DE PUTA
>>155609637LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155609921RUDE AND UNFAIR
nice goal
>FLUFLU>FLUFLU>FLUFLU>FLUFLU>FLUFLU
Spain will suffer a huge upset next game. Not trying to muffate anyone here.
>>155608924jusstt becauseeee he talksssss likee thaaaaaaaat???
live canobbio fangirl reaction?
>>155608924Esse tal de Raony é uma merda mesmo, o pior de todos
CanobbioThe crusher of Cabo VerdeThe liquidater of La GuaíraThe scourge of São Paulo
>>155610128Spain played todayIs the time zone that behind in colombia?
>>155609974sorry I just hate how everyone is sucking off that goalkeeper
Cape verde goal was scored by famous pernambucan singer lenine
>>155610461no, my dude right here is full retarded today, more than usual.
>>155609418Hexa status: DENIED
>>155610461>>155610777I meant against Uruguay, you fucking idiots
>>155610805They were baiting you and you replied, you got clowned on.
>>155609418>cazétv uses chatgpt to write their script>chatgpt uses "dito isso" a lot>cazétv starts using "dito isso" as well>suddenly, the entire country starts spamming "dito isso" like parrots
nordeste acabou com o brasil
>cabo verde>green isn't featured prominently in the country's symbols at all
>>155610988Dead internet theory
>>155610988Black Brazil theory
>>155610988ESQUEEEECE
Welcome to Fluminense Little Grandma
>>155611206I thought of posting that more than once
>>155610988You are hardwired to hate anything that happens. >i cant believe that a thing is happening
>Muslera
Uruguay?
hrrrm, orientais? what are you doing?
los dinos estan muy cagados, los argenchinos no mienten cuando decian que bielsa era un vendehumo total.
>>155611696N-no, I just happen to like buying furniture okay
>>155611667You forgot your "tá?" at the end of your sentence
Uruguayan intelligence everyone
>varelaOwn goal?
Brazil has no player that would have been able to score without dominating the ball first like that Cabo Verde nigga just did.>>155608231They got too cocky.
>>155611823golmuslera fucking sucks lmao
>>155610988At least one quarter of all ge news are already AI slop, likely even moreThe share is not as large for g1 only because they have a lot of smaller, local pieces, but if you look only at front page it will be about the same
>>155612016literally, the same mistake as alisson did in the morocco match, holy mother of grim
>>155612016High iq
>>155612141It is the defenders fault. Muslera tried to cover for the defenders. The pass was bad and it wouldt reach the other guy
>>155612016MIRA MUSLERA DONDE ESTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155612016
told you, ultimate mufa
COMO TE VA A METER 2 CABO VERDE?URUGUAY HIJO BOBO
how was that offside>>155611935We would have if the old man had picked João Pedro over Nerman
>>155612781Thank you.
le offiside
>>155612781Code Lyoko new season looks weird
why don't brazilian clubs hire these niggas? they're probably cheap as fuck
lechonaska y mi waskaname a better combination
>>155612988I'd rather trust the machine than having to wait for the retard to manually draw the lines
Cabo Verde doesn't know how to make cera like we do.
>>155608969this was an inside job to discredit bielsa
>>155613103Do they know the ancuent brazilian art of troca-troca?
>>155613103we have no money here, sir
What would be of Uruguay without us?
>>155600242>Lesser ape
>>155613203it's in their blood
>>155613103Even curacao has players that could be useful in brasileirao I suppose
que vergüenza Dinoguay, ojalá pasen 2° así les rompemos bien el orto y los hacemos volver a su provincia.
>late free kick for uruguayoh godthey're going to fuck this up again
>>155613659they did
>cannobio
>can'tnobio
I CAN'T SCORE
>>155612781No ney?>>155612989Kek
lmao, that was like a double penalty
that was penal
More like painal.
>argenchina vs cabo verde in round of 32Wow these guys went from having a tough knockout to playing one of chiqui mafia’s friendlies
les cabio el verde
Just noticed that they are actually using 4 stars on top of the AFU logo... our bros need an intervention asap
I need to know what is the TYC or pollo vignolo from Uruguay. I NEED to inject the seethe into my veins.
damn that was a good matchcrazy to think that cape verde is a country of half a million people
*AUF
uhhhhhhcan dinos still qualify without beating Spain?
Imagine the riots if they lose against saudi arabia
o canobbio tem um lance desses a cada 3 partidas que ele sai de frente pro gol e consegue perdernão me surpreendeu em nada, tem que vender
urugayans please explain yourselves
>>155614551Is this a euphemism about the dangers of maconha?
>>155614789With a draw maybe we qualify as a third. Saudi Arabia beats Cabo Verde by a 1 goal difference and Spain beats us by a 2 goal difference and we're out last in the group
Kwabmebol please explain yourselves
Le robaste a Cabo Verde hijo de puta, A CABO VERDE, no tenés vergüenza.
total lusosphere dominance
they just have to tie to be third and classify I thinkfuck I think they can lose and still clasify as one of the 8 best thirds if cape fear beats arabia
>>155615017What's that robated argument about?
Status?
>>155612342execute this nigga Muslera on live television dawg
Lol Uruguay is pathetic
>>155615001This seems needlessly complicated
>>155614881Really felt like I was watching Fluminense.They need three goals against a team of plumbers because they already did two oopsies and Canobbio does his thing.
>>155615100stress eating
>>155615060No way anyone qualifies as best third with only two points. It'll be hard to qualify with three let alone two Urugay has to get a result against Spain or they're out
>>155615100Gorda y cojida.
>>155615216Uruguay will beat spain
>>155615060teams with 3 points and negative GD may not go through let alone a team who’ll finish with no wins (I supposed one of the criteria will be number of wins)
>>155615216>No way anyone qualifies as best third with only two pointscheck all the other thirds, there are plenty of teams with 0 or 1 point, they may lose again the last match, remember 8 out of 12 clasify
>>155615100She gonna turn back to gordaska soon
how do we fix uruguay?
hire more players to Flamengo and Fluminense
What's going through his mind at this moment?
>>155615393Arrest Bielsa
>>155615393Go back to their no bulshitt football, these faggots are clearly not suited for offensive fulbo
The icing on the cake was after the game endeed and Suarez got caught thinking he could probably play better than those clowns if he was in a wheelchair.
>>155615100ozempic overdosed
hmmm there is a certain blue flag that doesnt even appear in the last 200 posts but i cant tell wich
>>155615308Infantino is such a stupid faggot and a nigger and gay and retarded and an annoying peace of shit, next match should be played with it's head instead of a ball. Fucking nigger idiot.
>>155615308>other thirdsGroup A might have a third with 1/2 pointsGroup B has Bosnia face Qatar. If anyone wins they get 4 pointsGroup C has Scotland with 3 points so already more than 2Group D has Paraguay with 3 so see aboveGroup E maybe, hard to see Curaçao winning and Ecuador will have to sweat a lot to beat GermanyGroup F has Sweden with 3 soGroup G will likely see Belgium winning against NZ. If there's a winner in both of the other two games, there will be 3 teams with more than three points. Group I to L are anyone's guess but note that in three of these groups there already are two teams with three points Meaning at the moment there are only two groups where the third place is likely to finish with less than three pointsNow if I were to predict groups I-L I think it's hard but not impossible to see two groups with thirds with less than three points. That'd require lots of draws which didn't happen in the first round
>>155615448his next victim
I trust these shitters to knock Spain out of the tournament
Is this the first time Uruguay plays against a country with a smaller population than them?
>>155615593Indigo flag
>>155615448necesito refuerzos
Uruguay population just dropped by another 10%
>>155615843indio solari writes sports articles now?
>>155615448this oversized shirt is really comfy, damn
rochet should start
>>155615888That's what Venezuelans are for.
Now that the dust has settled, what the FUCK is his problem?
CONMEBOL is closer to become Concacaf tier than to catch up to UEFA
by azura!
>>155616000It was him that gave the failed pass in the second goal?
>>155615393bomb this shit and start again, we suck at club futbol and international futbol
>muslera cant set up a wall>defender does a retarded pass>bielsa is to blame
>>155616071Bielsa is the one putting muslera in.
>>155616071it can't be the fault of the players because it would lower their market value
>>155616094He is the best uruguay has to offer
>>155615888Many are calling it the Gordska event
is this the best cabo verde of all time?
>>155616071Bilelsa is always to blame.
>>155616034Yes. If you can even call that a pass.
Digits and Neymar will score a goal wednesday
Imagine a /copalib/ final in a Latino sede like Los Angeles or Denver. It would be so kino and it would make thee final more fair
The worst thing is that Uruguay managed to have a comeback just for that retard to throw it out of the window. That guy plays for Napoli, has won the Serie A and gets nervous against Cabo Verde?
had to take lemon tea with garlic in it because i can't stop coughing green smegma
Bielseada status?
>>155616310>muh serie akek this is a more embarassing statement than the 'vini has 2 UCLs' one
Canobbio is a blonde Vitinho, Wellignton Nem, Samuel Lino (actually Lino is better)He's the jogador operário who runs all game, recovers balls and does something stupid with it
>>155615393Ban vela in the team
>>155616362Yeah, because Cabo Verde has the same level of strength as Juventus and Internazionale.
>Lechuga Muslerahace falta que te lo diga?
>>155616499first, you probably never saw him play against these team because no sane man watches serie a2nd this is not a videogame
>>155616436Wellington Nem wasn't an operário. He was a pretty good dribbler and a very objective player (non-ciscador). Sadly he was Ukrained like Bernard and many others.
>>155616503That club is robating our GK by the way. Why does nacional have more money than cerro? Not fair bros
>How could you?? You scored a 0.38 xG goal vs Polpetini Citaddini... why can't you score a 0.67 xG vs Cabo Verde... the math... it doesn't add up
>>155616602Is it true she's skinny now? That would be huge
>>155616310I cannot fathom looking at this and saying "yep Mathias Oliveira threw it"
>>155615816yes
alaska angry joi
>Offensive fulbo maestro just chugs balls in the box hoping for a casquinha and a tap inI'm never ever ever rating Bielsa until he dies
>>155616563True, I'd rather get shot than watch any league other than Premier League. My point still stands, imagine Lewandowski missing a goal because he felt mentally pressured by Qatar.>>155616631I didn't mean to say he threw it on purpose, it was just an expression.
>>155616826>>155616826>>155616826
>>155616628somehow she looks worseshould have stayed gorda
>>155616786>I'd rather get shot than watch any league other than Premier LeagueGayest post ITT
>>155616786I know you're not saying he threw it on purpose, I'm saying that claiming "retard to throw it out of the window" was Mathias Oliveira and not Muslera is insane
>>155616861he's a performative contrarian>i don't watch premier league but i'm informed on napoli's lineup against Monza Spaghettinigive me a break
>>155616861>>155616929Concession status: accepted.>>155616919He's also at fault here, but the wrong pass killed his positioning for good.
