The match starts in 10 minutes. Where's the hype?
>>155568303
wew goalie is inspired tonight
Never score
Decent match to be honest
Great work by both keepers Great match
>>155568322
>>155568274True. Makes you wonder whether he only conceded those seven goals in the last game to bully you guys.
I CAN'T SCORE
>ONE RACE. THE RACE TO THE BOTTOM.
this the same guy they scored 7 goals on??
webms?
what went so wrong?
Digits and Curaçao wins
Eloy Room plays in the US 2nd division by the way.
The goalies are the best players
HYDRATION BREAK SAVE ME NOOOOOO
>>155568336Both.
every world cup sudacas become ultra weak mind and get eliminated early, what causes this?
*GLORK GLORK GLORP GLURK GLORK GLORP GLORP GLURP GLURK GLURK**BURP* *BURP* *BURRRRRRRP*
The hydration break exists to remind Americans to drink water and buy mcdonalds.
>>1555682402view sexo, what stream was that? the vrchat one?
>>155568346qt
>The Powerade hydration break
>can't scoreSOMEONE PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERYYYYY. Enter VACK-encia should fucking retire
This match >>>> Gana vs Panama
What the fuck is this looney toons shit?
>>155568368Looks like a fish from shark tale
>>155568228
do you think there's some dude out there who's cumming over how "good" the defense is this entire world cupat least someone's entertained right
i am actually pretty dehydrated
the squad full of niggers meta is finally getting nerfed
vozinha 2.0
>>155568349MY DIIIICK AUUUUGHHHH FUCK
how the fuck does this guy save literally everything, but Germany scored seven goalsshit was rigged 100%
DARK HORSE LMAO
I'm gonna wake up in 1 hour 20 mins to watch the Japan match with my Japanese wife and her entire family on facecamera... Pray for me
Curacao is going to win this one
AQUA TIME
TIME TO HYDRATE NIGGERS
Anyone screenshot that blueface nigga?
Everybody on the field sucks save the goalieThe defence of Curacao is also trash
Enner falencia
>>155568372ConMEMEbol is full of bums
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155568146Uruguay here
>>155568012That makes a lot of sense
this goalie deffo be drinking some gatorade water type shit frfr hes cracked
>>155568263>Bottom middleBest girl by far
>Hydration Break>EVERYBODY SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
finally
>>155568406god i love her
ARE YOU ALL ENJOYING YOUR MACCAS™ FIFA™ HYDRATION BREAK™?
>AYYYYYYY MI ELITE POBREBOL WOULD DESTROY LE FONDO DE BIKINIJAJAJAJAJAJA PUTOSSON UNA MENTIRA
>>155568358w-what?
HYDRATE ANONS
>13 shots on target
last digit is how many more saves he gets
bruh why dis curacao gk didnt stop the germany goals like this?!?!?!
>>155568406thats a child mexican bro
>>155568349I wish being fat and chubby in Asian was more normalized…
>>155568303hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Witnessing kino
why is he so based
>>155568347Venezuelan women are hotter than Colombians but the hottest women are in Panama because of the $$$. Ecuadorians are yucky in comparison
>>155567963AAAAAAAAA
sippy break
>>155568347jews
Please score
>>155568393kino
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>>155568391>>155568393>>155568394KinoDonald Trump will remake the American revolution via footie
>>155568391>>155568393>>155568394USA WINS IN ITS 250TH ANNIVERSARYPARTY LIKE ITS 1776
Morning lads, just got up. This one been a snoozefest or has there been some kino in spite of the scoreline?
schlop schlop schlop
>>155568383this guy doesn't even know which country is the current champion.
>12 saves
>>155568398The new meta is to have a random black goalkeeper from some micronation
For me it's a nice refreshing sip of Coke™ Zero
>>155568393KEK PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
there's still more to go but genuinely why are ecuador this bad? how do they justify this when they came second in latam qualifiers, beating argentina?
Glad im playing wot blitz on my switch instead of watching this crap
I'm starting to think that if no team scores a fucking goal this is going to end 0-0.
>>155568272A team whose strategy is to play hyper defensively and drags games out to a draw finds itself against a minnow and is forced to be the attacking side for once. They find out in real time that none of them know how to score.
>>155568371
>>155568456>>155568459kek
The Power of ConCaCaF
>>155568459
>>155568456>>155568459the perfect cover...
>be black>can run>is strong>is fast>cant shoot for shit and needs 20 chances to score one goal>incoming decisive penalty>misses the entire goalSo shooting is the biggest weakness of blacks it seems. All african teams cant shoot either
conocen al angulo?
Looks cool
HYDRATE
>>155568483Yee-claw
Aqua Timu<3
>>1555684890-0 ?Impossible, this is the worlds biggest sporting event. There's no way that shit would happe
WE DEM BOYZ
>>155568483Yee-claw!
HOL UP
SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP SLHUP
sippy breaking
>>155568483"yee-claw"
>>155568443just get a skinny asian gf and become a feeder
Is fucking ecuadorian women worth it as a blackanon?
GET HYDRATED, DON'T OVERHEAT
>>155568483Yeeclaw clawboy
>>155568508it's getting torn down soon, sadly
>Successful passes: 463 vs 146Damn. I'm not sure if Curacao will able to get away with this until the end. They're starting to get tired and that will only get worse.
>>155568317What's that?
Who's the long haired homeless man they keep showing on camera?
12 saves for Room
>>155568350Are you about to tell me this is a man?
>>155568372>conmeboludos
Equadorbros...
>>155568419thank you homer simpsonez very cool
I'm so proud of my cousins.
>>155568464>most possessions is GKUNFATHOMABLY BASED
>>155568504You need superb athletic niggas to pass the ball to a white striker
Hydrating with Yuengling
>>155568508It’s one of the older stadiums still in use. I think it’s kinda plain looking.
>>155568483
>>155568518Stop being a Jewish cocksucker, trump
>>155568547That's me
Even the ref fell asleep
>>155568419
HELP HIM
HEEM SLEEPY
>>155568569they're about to tear it down and move to Kansas
Wtf they fouled the Curaçao guy while he was in his best attack. Is the ref tired?
>>155568372How did they do it?
Ref?????????
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>155568573why...
>most GKs have been carrying teams this world cup>except Zidane's son
>>155568442
a tranny just fucked mealso how slurp is the match?
>>155568483Yee-Claw
why do they keep shooting to the same place??? they should know the keeper is there
ref completely ignored chong getting fouled
>>155568502kek
>>155568601The ref doesn't give a shit anymoreHe didn't even move away when the Ecuatorian player was running in his direction
>>155568395>agua?
>>155568487Ecuador made it here by parking the bus for 1-0 or penalty shootout wins. They aren't used to a team parking it against them, they've never had the ball this much before.
>this CuroCHAD goalkeeperWelcome to...?
NOTHING HAPPENS>>155568554based
>>155568612
>>155568599wait, Kansas City isn't in Kansas?
I think one of our commentators is having a stroke
no one fucking jumped lmao
>Chiefs stadium over the Vikings, Colts and Raiders stadium
>suddenly
The hand of God guides the ball away from the goal.
I didn't think we could get a worse 0-0 and here we are
>filipANO
>Wide open headerI CANTSCORE
This is better shooting than that turk game a lot of them are on target, the goalies is just too good
>this Ecuadorian team beat Argentina Holy shit how bad is Algeria lmao
>>155568419 We playing tomorrow
>>155568589>>155568589
>>155568618Bro....
>>155568615They were told there would be plenty of Room in goal and misunderstood.
>Ecuador in Copasdogshit>Ecuador in World Cupsdogshit>Ecuador in World Cup qualifyingelitestrange country
>>155568618
the goalkeepers are cookie cracked today
Last two digits is the final result.
>>155568621Kek true
>>155568618PROMOTIONS
FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
>>155568618El filipANO
>>155568618EL PHILLIPano
digits and this ends 1-0 curacao 90+3
ECUAKONG>ECUAKONGECUAKONG>ECUAKONGECUAKONG>ECUAKONGECUAKONG>ECUAKONG
La muchacha rubia que entrena a Ecuador es la misma que descendió al Elche
>>155568554Im fine any age with girl piss
>filipINO
>>155568632There's a Kansas City, MO and a Kansas City, KS.
>chinese ref>yellow cardsMA NINGA
WHATTHE FUCK
>>155568666SPOOKY
these fucking commentators SUCK ass
two retarded teams
>>155568638>playing in a dome
El filipiANO
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
>>155568638colts play in a literal warehouse off the freeway
NO MORE FEMALE COMMENTATORS
>>155568638Probably wanted to avoid as many domes as possible
>>155568673My queen :3
should I call in sick on Monday to watch the games? It's penis inspection day though, so they might get suspicious
>>155568629River Plate
>>155568659why is chile so shit, its disappointing
>>155568618season 2 when
>>155568666>>155568666Uh
Brazil anon I'm telling you to hold back.If you don't, mods will ban you eventually and then the fun is over for everyone.
Sudacapedos gtfo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
goalkeepers too stronk
>>155568659what does that [a] refer to next to their pts?
>>155568638only one of those cities has an established MLS team
is this the worst game of the entire cup
As a father with a young daughter, I find the level of pedophilia on this board quite disgusting.
>>155568665
>>155568659They just win on high altitude Bunch of Quito babbies
>>155568655Oh shit
Why are you actual paedos.
>>155568554kek
>>155568347>What happened to Gran Colombia? Colombia was a decision that was taken without Quito's input, they didn't really feel much loyalty towards Bogotá, the wars of independence in Peru, and then the war against independent Peru were costly for them and after Venezuela dipped they didn't see much reason to remain as part of it.>womenEcuador has more andenean amerindian dna, we had a bigger pool of different phenotypes that can be mixed in a more pleasing way being in the crossroad between the Caribbean and the Andes.
>>155568703>plays in houston and la anyways
This sub's dad used to play for Huddersfield Town
>>155568419I bet you are not going to win
>>155568393Your lips to God's ears
>>155568717SEX WITH KONATA MY WIFE
you could put Ecuador, Curazao and Turkey on the same pitch, no goalkeeper against each other and still noone would score what the fuuuuckkkkkkkk,, horrible fucking teams.
>>155568585>tfw no autistic handstand flaming arrow shooting with her feet gf
He's in.
Margharitha got his perm did
Isn't Margaritha the guy who made the one goal against Germany? Maybe he will win this game.
Reminder the Cape Verde draw, they only had one foul the entire game. Not cards, fouls.As much as I think the goalkeeper has been better in this one as a solo effort, Cape Verde's cleaner defending was nicer than Curaçao
>>155568730this is what happens when people watch anime
>>155568725
>>155568618SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>after hydration break>enter Margarita
>>155568666satan, relax and just enjoy the game
Cmon guys
>>155568725Think they should kick it more away from the keeper but inside the goal
>>155568508It's one of the more historic stadiums which is why it's getting demolished soon for a tax payer funded indoor stadium with artificial grass and can be used to host concerts and other events year round away from the elements.
>YEP, HYDRATION BREAK!
>>155568749p
>>155568618el phlippANO
this is such a slurper holy shit
>>155568768
>>155568764>>155568768fucking lmao
>>155567630Well for example ann arbor Michigan declined hosting because they didn't want to pay $50m without a guarantee of recouping the money, the games would have been at Michigan stadium which has just under 120,000 seats iirc
>>155568659The England of south america
>>155568734None of those other cities are in the top 5 in population in the country
>>1555687433>4>5>2>1
>margarita>plays for curacaoyou can't make this shit up
ONE GOALPLEASE
>>155568743
>>155568718>Ecuador were penalized 3 points for the use of false birth documents for Byron Castillo in the previous World Cup qualification cycle.[41]
>>155568753I would give up ANYTHING to look like this just for one day
>>155568772
Angulo
>player literally named margaritai swear to god
>me looking at my family when england eventually loses
>>155568618This is illegal in Texas.
i cant tell if ecuador is good or utter shit
>>155568730>Why are you actual paedos.Please someone tell me this.I just want to read about football and some of you deserve to be fucking shot in the head for being sick degenerate pedophiles.
>>155568789What in the Angela White with FAD is this?
THIS GAME IS SHIT
>>155568508glad I toured it a few years back, feel like a good renovation could make it last like lambeau but that's not good for the hunt family's short-term bottom line
>Begging for a penalty against Curacao
guysGUYShow about you aim AWAY FROM THE FUCKING GOALKEEPER
The curacaoid player was sprinting while looking at the sky.
Jesus they keep hitting it right at the goalie
Ecuador you bring shame to the conmebol family
>>155568673They don't look like they're from either of these countries
>>155568659Why are peru and chile so grim
>Ecuakong>>155568659Eliminatorias merchants>>155568718They got 3 points deducted for ilegally fielding a Colombian player (we made it happen)
based Curaçao player named Kenji
>germany obliterates curaçao>germany only wins because of a last minute goal against cote d'ivoire>cote d'ivoire only won because of a last minute goal against equador>ecuador is struggling against curaçaohow does this powerscaling work?
Equador is almost 10 minutes away from drawing with Curacao
>>155568764>>155568768
>>155568711good players are old, young players are shit. U20 looks promising so i hope we improve but we need a proper coach
Golazoooooooo
can something interesting happen PLEASE
>>155568817>>155568818SOMEONE CHECK THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA
>>155568822Caracao is amazing for an underdog
Even the reffy is tired of these two teams' shit
bat game
these curaçaoan passes...
>>155568850Against you
pedos = age trannies
Are both teams not advancing? Why play at all?
Love this ref, he Ma Ning
>>155568826thats my wife julia burch
>>155568833Thats stupidYou're stupid
>>155568805Not always true. I went straight to futa and I don’t even like anime.
>>155568764>>155568768kek
>>155567965with Ecuador on the pitch it could be an option
>>155568818THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACKI'M NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR, I'M JUST DRIVEN BY ANGER
>>155568743I WANT ALL THE DARK ONES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
KEK
don't they know they're getting grouped if they don't win this? no chance in hell they get a point off germany playing like this.
>>155568541don't worry it's not like they are facing a euro nation, Curacao might even get a cheeky last minute goal
>>155568764>>155568768lmao
>>155568768>>155568730>"we fought the wrong enemy"
Do you think everyone besides Caicedo had to use PTO at their main job to play in the world cup?
ref is a fucking gigachad for not calling anything. both of these cuck teams just want to fish for a soft pk (they would still miss)
>>155568820not just illegal, a literal felony
LMAO ref doesn't give a shit
>>155568858look at this fucking idiot
GODKEEPER
>>155568823they were into it ironically until they weren'talso seamonkeys are way more okay with it and more and more of them learn english every year
These aren't even bad strikes, the goal is just too good
15 (FIFTEEN) SAVES
this goalkeeper bruh
>>155568764>>155568768can't say you weren't warned
Just how fucking good is Germany?
Eloy Room has a clean sheet in an MLS Cup
>>155568813that nigga is always well positioned
This is building up to ending on a dumb own goal
>>155568854>we need a proper coachyou can do it weon
>>155568911>>155568912LMAOOOOOO
>>155568906They know, this is why they are chocking
>>155568911>>155568912Bssed
Keepers RAPED the game.
>>155568911>>155568912Lol
>>155568845Legacy of the Incan empire
>>155568911>>155568912
>>155568850Curacao only fell apart after Germany scored their 2nd. They did alright in the first half.
>>155568911>>155568912kek
>>155568912
The back of Dick Advocaat's head is stuck in the PS2 days.
JUST PUT IT IN
>>155568912>>155568911kek
>>155568925Cote d'Ivoire tier
>>155568911>>155568912NO FUCKING WAY LMAO
>>155568911>>155568912REEEEAAAAAALLLLL
this GK is a god
this has to be the worst match since qatar-switzerland
>>155568911>>155568912>boomers after destroying everything and wondering why everything sucks
>>155568823It's a wide world out there, Euroboy
>>155568877I don't think they pretend to be little girls
>>155568911>>155568912Very good
>diving against curacaoShamefur macacos
>>155568918You mad lol
again with the fucking insane goalkeepingone of them needs to do a scorpion kick to amass extra aura
Goalie is completely justified being mad at his backline.
>>155568911>>155568912el o el
>come back from watching AOTY>0 - 0Haha, what the fuck.
>>155568949I would slobber those two
Curacao are fucking pathetic. How can you not score against them?
I'M FU MING
>>155568911>>155568912KEK
>>155568938Rich coming from a pajeet
Something about island nations that produce insane goalkeepers apparently
goalkeeper
CONMEBOL bros status?
Ecuakong
>>155568911>>155568912this isnt real
>>155568978So would I
>>155568979These are literally Dutch 2nd Division players
>>155568845Our best players grew old and useless, refused to fade away, and we did a shit job training the next generation.
>>155568813That was kino
>>155568916what do you think about that
>>155568984if she looked at me like that during sexo id beat her to within an inch of her life
>>155568995KWAB
>>155568984I'm so fucking lonely, depressed, and horny
>>155568809GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>155568813holy shit
>>155568977Kimishinu will only air next season.
>le hecking south america powerhouse in soccer!!!!!!!
Pero vos sos loco viteh!
>>155568888Yeah, I liked futa when I was a teen but quickly outgrew it and I never thought about trooning out.
Do players ever get through the center in this sport?
I'm not a football fan, can someone tell me how bad Curacao is at football?
>>155569004I stopped playing after they removed the /covermouth emote anyway
>>155568854Felicevich and other agents needs to die, I remember the hype around Damián Pizarro and now he is an ex-player at 21
Germany 16-0 Ecuador, right?
>>155568984Is she wearing latex or something else to be THAT shiny?
So, do you rate CONCACAF now?
>>155568990They need to catch coconuts
>>155568638Raiders and SoFi are the nicest in the country
Which team is going to get robbed trying to sign one of these keepers?
>>155568995Idgas I'm rooting for Curaçau
>>155568963that map is extremely misleading, in chile 14 is the age of consent between two teenagers i suspect the same applies to many of those countries
Why does the US and its leagues/systems produce such great goalkeepers but we can’t figure out any other position?
>2nd place CONMEBOL qualifiers can't score against a random islandFraud region carried by messi
>>155568813crisp
>>155569025>>le hecking south -ACK
SURPRISE HYDRATION BREAK
Why can't neither teams score a fucking gol?
>>155568911>>155568912Kek
i just woke up what did i miss
lazy crosses, set pieces and dribbling in the box are such KEKOLD ways to score a goal.i want to see a drive into the box into a slick cutback to a late runner who fucking PISSES the ball into the net.next team to attempt this will win 1-0 i see it so clearly in my head
>Go take a shower when halftime starts>Come back>No one has still gotten a goalAbsolute slurper of a game.
>>155568911>>155568912LAWDY
Concacaf bros rise up!
>>155569058Historic run for con-caca-f
>>155568813ecuador is so fucking shit
>>155568949Give me the one of the left
Commentators can't help but constantly glaze Messi. His team isn't even playing
>>155569049>>155569051Países Bajos bros... not like this
How's the slurp fest? I decided to play vidya with people after germany ivory coast match and it looks like I made the right decision.
Why does Turkey get to play as Ecuador?
Beccacece welcome to chile
>>155569025Only Argentina and France didn't job yet
>>155569029American cartoons could never
Which of the CUM nations will go the furthest in this World Cup?
>>155568659Eliminations isn't knockouts or a big spotlight so they don't get scared and weakminded.
Holy shit this is actually going to end 0-0 isn’t it
>>155569025it's always been just brazil and arg
>>155569070I could go for a boofing right now
>>155569083not much, went to take a shit at 0-0 and its still 0-0
"get your ass back in the technical area" kek
lmao
>>155569102>>155569101>A second turkey has hit the field
CONMEBOL need way less spots at the next world cup
Did he just smack the curacao player on the ass?
>>155569069Dr. Congo is better
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T
unreal
Ecuador do realize that not winning this will leave them out no matter what right?
Heh
>>155568963>lower = greener>older = redder
>>155568982why
>>155569109USA. At LEAST quarter finals.
Oh my fucking god man
>>155568911>>155568912TRUE
>VALENCIA
>>155568911>>155568912Real.
STILLCANTSCORE
ICAN'TSHOOT
man what the fuck is the curacao goalkeeper really that good?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>155569083kino goalie
>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE >I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE >I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE >I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE NO PUEDO ANORAR PARCE AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
Do you think Ecuador's coach gets a lot of pussy
CAM ON CURACAO SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
my god it really is impossible for them to score
Paul Scholes
>>155569083God keeper game.
>>155569088>>155569100second half has been entertaining with curacao GK playing out of his fucking mind
>>155569127congo lost to chile right before the world cup
This is still not nearly as embarrassing as Spain vs Cape Verde
Embarrassing honestly for Ecuador
I CAN'T SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>155568911>>155568912kekaroo
absolute slurper
>>155569131SCAAAAAAAAAR
ECUADOR BROS, WE NEED ANOTHER HYDRATION PAUSE!
GROUPEDRAW.COM
You can't boom the Room(Germany can boom the Room)
Valencia es un ex futbolista que ya estaba muerto en Qatar 2022 y sigue siendo titular
>ecuasnore
meme game day
>birdman of...ecuadorwtf?
>>155568911>>155568912LMAO
>>155569109could have been canada if kone didn't break his leg, but probably the US.
I CAN'T SCOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE
>I CANT SCOREI CANT SCORE>I CANT SCOREI CANT SCORE>I CANT SCOREI CANT SCORE>I CANT SCORE
>HE MISSEDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCORE
Damn ecuador is shit
>>155569115This is why he's GOATku
>>155569109US is making the quarters bc of easy bracket
Whats happening there
I can't scoreeeee
Is this the shittiest match of all time?
>>155568963I’m going to plan a trip to Manila soon.
>>155569067It's always the non qualified shitters saying this. Vindicating their failures bringing others down
FUCKING SCORE RETARDS
>27 shotsI CAN'T SCORE
Buddy looks like the guitarist of a death metal band from the late 90s.
That's me btw
>>155569088It took you 40 minutes to shower?
> I > CAN>NOT>FUCKING> SCORE
curacao keeper a real nigga
>>155569069portugal is not european, irmaou got lied
What was your first ever FIFA game bros?
>>155569217EL PERUANO
Cannot fathom what shade of brown you would need to be to find arrowposting funny.
I CAN'T SCORE!
doing their best Türkiye impression i see
But seriously, where is this Curacao goalkeeper going next season?
>>155569221it's because we implemented hydration breaks, essentially making 4 quarters like normal football
THIS MATCH FUCKING SUCKS
DO IT FOR HER
What happens if you put this team up against Turkey?
>>155569135They can still get 3. place
>>155569165He's really shit. I remember how shit he was when he was playing at Columbus Crew.
>>155569118>went to take a shit at 0-0 and its still 0-0You took a shit for 100+ minutes?
2 HOURS OF CAN'T SCORE2 HOURS OF CAN'T SCORE2 HOURS OF CAN'T SCORE
If Ecuador doesn’t score, you gotta think their coach is going to get Curaçao-fied for not getting 3 points
that due is cursing curacao but the curse is being reflected back
>>155569232NICE PLUMAGE ANON!
>>155569254BIRDMAN IS HERE
>>155569249yanited bench
Enner falwnciaaaaaaaaaa
>>155569231Bro thinks he's him
>>155569183>friendliesof course, they didn't try hard in order to not get injured
>>155569263My neighbour looks like this
If Equador scores my night will be ruined.
I used to fuck this chick you jelly virgins
>I BELIEVE I CAN FLY>I BELIEVE WE CAN SCORE TONIGHT
they can't score
I would be fucking furious if I was the Curacao goalie, his team isn't doing anything other than letting them just take shots on him.
>>155569226if the villagers dont tear you limb from limb the police will just dump your body in a drainage ditch
if the curacao keeper saves like 3 more shots on target he beats tim howard's record btw
What even happens at Curazao?
ECUAKONG NO PUEDE
>>155569225Are you kidding? This is absolute shitter kino
>>155569239Same as yours anon. It's kino.
>>155569239same, i played the shit out of the indoor mode
>penner valencia
>>155569234Canadians take a while to clean because getting all the sand out of their vaginas is difficult
>>155569257Turkey wins.
I'm gonna be honest both goalies are fucking incredible this game. Tons of shots on goal.
I need a Curazao late equalizer
>>155569254muhfuggin quetzalcoatlus at the game
>Cannot fathom what shade of brown you would need to be to find arrowposting funny.
>>155569249besiktas
>>155569173I don’t think Ecuadorians use parce
>>155569199they should play dos toques, each team sends their best player
>>155569222Goatlie
>>155569289what's his name
>>155569254Do it for Birdman, Ecuador!
>
>>155569272ENTER
>>155568813
SLURP STATUS?
Imagine if Curaçao could pass
>>155569239'98 WAS A GOOD ONE AS WELL
>Locadia 90+6
>>155569291>nuArmani todd snyder slop shirtoof
>>155569289Thaf is a man. I cn tell by the thigs
I'm fucking done with this
For context this team finished 2nd in the complicated Conmebol
>>155569289that is either 49 year old crossdressing dude or a 29 year old woman addicted to crystal
>>155569293They hate Americans or something?
feeling a cheeky trollpost before the match is over
It's beyond comical at this point
>>155569323It is, you virgin.
Germany needs to give Ecuador a good raping for this
>87 minutes>still a slurpfest
>>155569165Yes.
>>155569289>tattoosEw
>>155568963>No law
Eloy Room is going to have the saves record lol
>>155569291how are you so quick with the recording, cropping and converting to webm mang, do you have a pipeline set up
>>155569239holy unc
Did turkey curse everyone
>>155569291useless goat cunt
>>155568963Brazil isn't 14 it's 13 btw
stop with the AI slop
>>155569348woman moment
>>155569289looks like an escort
>>155569361>Be English >Constantly think about rape God you guys really are too far gone
is this the world cup? these monkeys suck so much
>>155569383I love this movie.
>>155569355filipino sex tourism got patched 20 years ago
>>155569348>>shit for 10 min to empty bowelsThat's not part of showering.
>>155568963>13
>>155569368Looks like the Muslims countries. You can have sex at any age you just have to be married.
oh my god
>>155568963I always see these maps yet the Federal law still says 18
>>155569300>>155569301
Germoney stole all of Ecuadors goals against Curacao
FUUUUUUUCK
>>155569239Fifa 2001 for me
>>155569289it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again
TROLLBAR
>>155569345the fuck how can u tell? you some /fa/ggot?
KAPOW
>>155569387no
>>155569240>couldn't qualy in conmelolnononono couldn't be me
TROLLPOST
Voting for Ecuador being the worst country in the tournament
>>155569361Hopefully they score at least 6 goals against these worthless fucks.
PALOOOOOO
The coach seems like he's micromanaging too much
>>155569254is that a Jojo's stand?
MATENSE
>kekuador
>>155569289looks like an old pic of ur mum m8i would know..
Ecuador players whenever they have the ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGZyoWl7uo
TROLL POST
>>155569356congratulations
>>155569371using the iplayer which is one of the few streaming services that allow scrubbing back and forth.the its just webmforlazys which has crop, trim functionality.
You're not supposed to hit it at the goalie btw.
I CANTSCOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEE
>>155569239fifa 95 or 96 was it? the one with real teams but fake players
>>155569323It is though, but you would be seen as a freak
Managers should be required to wear suits. What the fuck is that guys shirt?
>>155568963You can date them but you can't post pics online
Why is Equator even there, Chile or Peru or another South American country would have been less slurpers than these fagsSouth Americans are a disgrace, France is gonna win this wc
soccer more like sucker
>TROLLBAR
>>155569239the superior game ofc
>>155569239That one for me too.I pity the Zoomers for missing out on this.
>>1555689639?
>>155569414>
How much were the tickets for this game, do you think?
>>155569391utahmormon fork policebricks and minifigs
>>155569356oh wow anon you got it right. i am actually impressed
HOLY KEK IT NEVER STOPS
I CAAAAANTSCOOOOOOOOORE
>Literally has the easiest shot right in front of him>Let me pass to the sideNIGGERRRRRRRR
>>155569239
??????
I CAN'T S C O R E
im gonna fry some gyros and make some wraps with it for the next game
I CANT SCORE
>>155569239I was a PES2 chad
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
>>155569017what are these pants called, please?
Plata is abysnall shioting
If Ecuador loses this they'll win against Germany btw that's how it works
WHY DID HE CROSS
test
make your predictions for spain-saudi arabia
>>155569302
>>155569323é 14 seu negro burro
Ecuador should go home.
See you in the next World Cup
flap for goals!
This is even more embarrassing than Turkey and Turkey is out
>>155569446>webmforlazys nice ty, my webm era begins
Just realized all good ecuador players are defenders, no nwonder they're dogshit up front
>>155569350qualifiers don't mean shit.
>>155569422GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL GOLGOLGOLGOLGOL
>>155569239For me, it's Bomba Patch 100% atualizado
HURRY UP AND END I WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP
>>155568963these things confuse meI very much doubt its legal for an adult to have sex with 14-15 year olds in europe, it has to be this >>155569063
>>155568963>El YemenANO
>>155569503Stay banned nigger
>>155569474Bodied him Sven
>>155569239>FIFAUhhhh we only played PES here Nigel
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155569505LMFAO
>>155569359Between two teenagers you retard you cant fuck 14 year olds as a 50 year old without getting beheaded a day later.
>diving AGAINlol
>>155568963>9 but marriedYemen pls>>155569469muzzies gonna muzzy
>>155569474
>>155569422Get this cat on the Ecuador team stat
What even goes on in Ecuador?
>>155569222>Room
Gervane Zjandric Adonnis Kastaneer
GGOOAALLL
Ecuador kit kinda fire ngl
>>155569497leggings
CONMEBOL potential man, out in groups: 2022 & 2026
>>155569422is this real?
why isn't there a football anime with lolis?
>>155569535UOOOOOHHHH TOT
>>155569515And they still got beaten by some malnourished african team
>>155569406I wish I could play that ancient game in windows 10
>goalGET FUCKED
>>155569474Yeah, I'm not Utahn, Abdulraman
Where was that shot going lmao
>>155569528kek
>>155569239feefur 2004, but I played this one more.
Kek
>>155569348That's the once a week deep clean shower, the rest of the days are a quick 2-3 minute rinse with water.
>>155569505lel
>all this buildup to cross to no one
>>155569497flare leggings
>>155569405for consent?because here in Brazil the age of CONSENT is 14, but the age of majority is 18
>>155568963now I see why yemen is a war torn shithole
>>155569489I love my wife
STRUGLE KINO
>>155569463>South Americans are a disgrace, France is gonna win this wcdon't look up who beat france last time and are the current champions.
>>155569446>webmforlazysi had this and then i got a new laptop and loaded it up and it decided its called webm for bakas and has none of the features
C I N E M A
I'm nervous for curacao bros...
DIGITS AND CURACAO 1-0 90+4
Fuck these wrong passes from the curaçao players are killing me
is this the fabled latin american football I've heard so much about?
starting to think they will NOT face france in round of 32
imagine if Curacao scores in 90+5
>>155569528bonk
>>155569505someone needs to edit this to be like an entire graveyard
>One team can't hit the net>The other can't even fucking shootDuel of the cripples
Chile would be 4-0 by now.
>>155569239road to france 98god im old
HOLY FUCKING SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>watching this gamewhat am i doing with my life
>>155569505mufa?
Official laugh thread?
Its happening again
>no goals>no bitches
Look at the bright side you get to watch the knockout phase without any worries at all
>>155569254Based Elfnote Chad
curazao wins 0 - 0
I can’t believe I thought Ecuador was going to be decent because they have "young stars" like Hincapie and Cacaido.
Cannot believe the English media were unironically claiming Caicedo was possibly the best midfielder in the world at one point.
>>155569446>>155569593I remember when it was called "webm for retards"
>>155569528total foid death
PLS SCORE CURAZAO
>>155569585>>155569239I played some game on the N64, It was a world cup game.Also 06/11Im in my early 20s
>>155569602This but EcuadorCheckem
>>155569239FIFA Road to World Cup 98
>>155569505Kek
>>155569612>"MY ASSHOLE"
throw everyone forward curacao just fucking get it
>>155569385WRONG, NEGRO BURRO
>a team that couldn't beat curazao still has a chance to go throughThis format truly is fucked
>>155569617Yeah, Conmebol is shit Full of semen slurpers
lol Margaritha always getting mad
>>155569612why is this so fucking funny lmao
>>155569588anon that is my wife
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRR
>>15556923998, first one I've played in general was international superstar soccer
>>155569621lol wtf is this show?
GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>155569627kek I wanted to make that, I'm glad someone did
>>155569612theres one of these with some white girls
>>155569582>>155569552thanks hehe
>>155569621Think I’ve got tonsillitis bro so cant even swallow with immense pain so I’m stuck watching this shitshow
>>155569605>2025 12 07die
holy shit
>>155569637>>155569638Now kith
>>155564572>le hecking ebin super strong concacaf dark horse teamDisgraceful shitters
>>155569627Kek based Slurpscorpions
He just can't escape his death metal roots.
>>155569647but on PCkeyboard was kino up to 2013
>>155569528Lmao
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CURAÇAO?
V A R AR
an owen goal would be the funniest thing
Curacao almost scored on themselves
>CuracaoI'll drink to that
JAYSUS CUHRIST
>27 attempts at goal>15 attempts on target>0 (ZERO) goals
My wife
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155569424Not my country's fault Bolivia loves to cheat and got the win against my country,
Why did they think bringing on a player named Margaritha would make them better, of course they're playing like shit, they're drunk
>>155569612>MACOCO
>>155569532Go read the law, you absolute retard. It is 14 for all cases. The "romeo and juliet" exception is for people younger than 13. And it's not a law, judges can apply it if they want.
ECUADOR COMMENTATOR IS COPING SAYING ITS A GOOD RESULT BECAUSE THEY WILL PLAY GERMANY’S B TEAMFUCKING KWAB
NO ERA
omfg i thought that was an og
HAHAHAHAHA KINOMATCH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lolololol
Curaçao won
>Ecuador literally eliminated by a fucking beer brandSomeone got rich with this one.
>>155569671ecuador...
this is hilarious
Ecuador reminds me so much of our team , most of time qualifying to World Cup by beating bigger teams in qualifiers, solid names, but then they can't stop embarrassing themselves in group stage which they cannot pass through
I
HERE LIES ECUALOL HE NEVER SCORED
WHEWWWWWWW
>goes for the dive instead of the final shotLMAO
ERA
>>155568963in brasil it's 15 btw
Bring this ref to the EPL
Evil chink ref
That was probably a penalty
LMAO
I'm not even gonna say it anymore.
>tactically OWNED by a brazilian rebel islandwhy are these shitters in the WC again?
Soon Curacao has more World CUp points than China and India combined
ECUADOR?
Why did he dive???? just shoot u fucking retard
CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO CURACAO
>>155569690It wasnt, he tried to get a pk
χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχχααχχαχαχα
>>155569619>god im oldits ok mate
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Horrible, horrible match
KWABdor
lmaooo kino
NO ERAAND IT'S OVER
>>155569528Boom headshot
BASED REF DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
HEEMslurping is less gay than this "sport"
fucking hell Ecuador
real losers the one who bet on ecuador's winning
IT'S JOEVER.ECUABROS TIME TO GO DRINK A FULL BOTTLE OF PUNTAS
CUM sisters, we won
THEY NEVER SCORED.
CURACAO WON 0-0
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE JAPAN GAME.
>m..no >p..to
CURACAO DEFEATS ECUADOR 0-0
LMAO ECUADORBROS WHAT THE FUCK
lol commentator called Curacao a "boulder in the sea"
Curaçao wins 0-0!
EKWABDOR
hgahahhHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
THE GOOD GUYS WON
God damn it Ecuador you're so shit
One more or bed lads?
CURACAO WINS 0-0
apologize to curacao right now
Conmebol bros...
>>155569627lmao
KWAB
DUTCH SUPREMACY.
>drawing vs Curaçao CONMEBOL fucking sucks
Puta madre ecuador no vales verga
i am glad curacao won a point. it is a historic achievement for them. who knows when they will play again in the world cup. congrats
GANO EL FUTBOL SEÑORESCURACAO WINS
Ecuador... we couldn't Ecuascore
BASED
that's a fucking slurper
>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR >EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR >EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR >EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR>EKWABDOR EKWABDOR
>>155569671>15 shots on targetHowever, ROOM
>>155569786MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>155569712Margaritha is also a girl's name in spanish speaking countries
ecuador is the turkey of south american confirmed
amazing game lol
NO ERA>NO ERANO ERA>NO ERANO ERA>NO ERANO ERA>NO ERANO ERA>NO ERANO ERA>NO ERA
ggez
>CONMESHITALL FUCKING BUMS
who are these teams? ooga boogas?
CURAÇAO WIN 0-0
Lmao good game lads
It was actually a pretty good match despite 0-0
>>155569750he got fouled blind paki
>eliminated by a cocktail mixernononononon
Don't laugh or I'm kms
What a slurper
CONCACAF STRONG
>Losing to Ivory Coast>Going 0-0 against the team that previously went 1-7
THESE TWO FAGGOT ASS TEAMS ARE OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT DESERVED FUCKING RETARDED SPIC NIGGER KEKS
Who won?
*SLUUUUURPS*
KINO
the state of ecuador
>>155569786MODS DO SOMETHING
CURACAO WON
>>155569741fuming
absolute clown fiesta
>>155569666>international superstar socceryeah, youre a real one
FINGERS CROSSED!
>>155569786REF REF GET 'IM
>0-0 to CuracaoComnekeks kneel to ConcaCHADS
Curazao wins!!
>CONMEBOSTA
congratulations curaçao, i'm proud of you
WHAT PART OF CURACAO ARE (YOU) FROM?
>>155569350Ecuatorians have gotten their football ego high as shit for the last few weeks after pacho starred UCL finals and they finished second in qualifiers, it's embarrassing they're getting shelved by Curacao
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>ekwabdor
CURACAO WIN 0-0CONCACAF DOMINATION
EL OH EL
first bet of this entire tournament was on ecuador to score 3 or more, just lost £40 lolabsolute slurper
>0-0>Curacqao winsWTF IS THIS SPORT
Curacao, I... kneel.
>flopping in the box instead of shooting
i tuned in just nowwas it a good game? wheres webms
ONE POINT FOR THE ISLAND PEOPLE
That’s the ROOM, brother!
KEKUADOR
Absolute GODKEEPER
Best defense in conmebol btw
we coulda scored some goals fr
Tim Howard still the GOAT
>>155569740he was based for sure
>>155569830she's a big girl
ECUADORIANONS REVEAL YOURSELVES
>le hecking wholesome 0-0
DO NOT LAUGH.DO NOT LAUGH, /sp/DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
>lose>immediately thank god for your defeatwhy do thirdies do this?
Curazao is celebrating a tie.
>>155569786AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
boot both of them, useless niggas
I WAS HEREPUTA SUDACA MACACO
>neither teams score>one is celebrating the other isn't explain this browns I don't know soccer
>>155569786MODS! MODS GET THE FUCK IN HERE I DEMAND HE IS BANNED AND GIVE ME A 4CHAN PASS AS COMPENSATION!!
all the dark horses fell while the favorites are still the favorites, really makes you think
Still not as bad as Spain vs CV, but it's close considering the 7-1And now Germany are gonna RAPE em
CuracaoGODS
>>155569796Take an hour and a half nap and come back
>2 hours til Japannot gonna make it
>>155569604europeans slurp too though.
>>155569841Curaçao. Them getting a single point in a WC is a fucking miracle for a tiny ass island.
>>155569841Jews
KEKUADORhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo
I had a great time watching it. First ever points for Cura-ciao! Makes the group a bit more interesting.
>>155569799Esto fue lo que vieron los españoles en 1492
why is he crying
Lmfao
>>155569796hitting the sack its too late 2bh
>they couldnt score
>equalled the record for saves in a world cup match
They have less people than my neighborhood wtf
COME ON CURACAO
HOLY SOVL both teams left it all out there
S L U R PLURP
why those players start prayingnigga you lost!!!!!
these small countries goalkeepers are goated
>Drawing against cocoa
>>155569904Curacao still on goal difference.
BASED CURACAO
>>155569865Suriname
What if they do beat Germany tho
>>155555555
>>155569796japan games are often hypethey sometimes upset strong teams and other times they choke to the shittiest nigger isle out thereit's fun to watch regardless
Nice dark horse there
>>155569664I typed this.
>>155569815Along with TU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYETU/R9K/IYE>TU/R9K/IYE
>>155569933>>155569936F
huh would you look at that
>>155569865THE MOSSY SIDE OF THE ROCK
>>155569786RED CARD
ICAN'TSCORE
SURPRISING ANON
>>155569904Everyone still has a path to 2nd
CONGRATZ CURACAO
>>155569841The goalkeeper for Curaçao
>>155569931LOOOL is he gay???>shamefurr disprayyy
>>155569933>>155569936yeah adds up
>>155569928This is their first ever world cup and they got a world cup point in groups.
This shitter team won vs argentina just last november.
>>155569796like watching japan but no chance i can hack it
>>155569908G-League team ties vs NBA team
>>155569931He monke
THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS NOT FOR ME
>>155569786one of the best memes to come so far
>>155569832no he did not lol. he felt contact in a contact sport and just went down.
Absolute slurper. Expanded format-cels can't keep getting away with it
>WE DIDN'T SCORE...>MEANING WE DIDN'T WIN...>THEY DIDN'T SCORE...>MEANING THEY DIDN'T WIN...>SO, THAT MEANS... UHM...
>>155569933>>155569936lul
Congrats Curacao bros on getting your first WC point in your history. I was here.
>>15556991910 (3) shots is a very decent stat for a team that was not the favorite at all
Curacao chances of beating Cote d'Ivoire?
>>155569865Coro!
>The fact the Stadium went silent for a moment before the Ref blew for full timeHoly Kino
>>155569826Easter Island villagers or something I think
>>155569786
>CONEMBOLLSHIT
And that's it? A tie and everyone goes home? The Americans are right, this sport is absurd.
>>155569928It keeps them in the World Cup
>>155570016immediately starts talking to imaginary sky daddy. perfectly normal behavior
chicharito is still alive?
curaçao are officially better than haiti, turkey, tunisia, and us.
>EKWABOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo
rip stickysee ya lads for japan's match in 3 or so hours
>>155567559You do it laying down in bed in a dark room and then you enjoy comfy geometric hallucinations. Walking around or being in a well light area is just going to feel like being sedated.
>world cup of goalkeepingWhy are so many people celebrating 0-0 it's pathetic. Soccer really is the participation award sport.
Curacao should have won, anyway hope Ecuador gets at least 6 scored against them against Germany.
SLURP>SLURPSLURP>SLURPSLURP>SLURPSLURP>SLURP
>>155569933>>155569936LOL
>>155569841Footballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJtaCryzL20
Reminder that curacao can still make it through if they beat ivory coast and germany wins or draws with ecuador
>>155569796one more>one moreone more>one moreone more
>>155570011???
>>155569931this is what women's national team feels like when they lose to 14 year old boys, except the world was watching
>>155569933>>155569936>>155569933>>155569936BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Shit, that's it. Ecuador's only hope is Germany fielding all subs. Fucking Ivory Coast might make it to the next round.
>This is the second best Conmebol team
>>155569933>>155569936too soon
>>155569796>>155569936>>155569997I've altered my sleep schedule to watch every single match of this tournament live and it sickens me that you aren't doing the same
>>155570029where even was this guy this game
Congratulations to Curacao! Granted their GK was the real MVP but they did their thing. Historical result!
Ecuador made Eloy Room, a guy who washed out of MLS, look like a brick wall lmao
>>155569860LMAO
>>155569711>oh noo we can't beat bolitas playing in the stratosphere>oh no we can't topple maduroGet your shit together
Man, much respect for Curazao, they didn't score shit but defended like they were playing the WC final
I just love when people start celebrating even when their team just didn't loseat times I wish I could be like that too
Curaçao are better than Haiti and Turkey lol
>>155570024Wtf is wrong with her eyes
>>155569796beddie byes for me mate
Japan vs Tunisia soon
>>155570061if they win they make it regardless, remember that 8/12 group 3rds make it through
>>155569933>>155569936too real
so does curacao go to knockouts since they are the underdog?
i hope curaçao beats ivory coast now. probably impossible, but still, stranger things happened
FUCK YOU ecuador wtf this curacao goalie literally became superman and stopped everything?!?!
should I stay up until midnight to watch Japan?I have vodka and a cheesesteak on deck.
>>155569933>>155569936goddam
>>155568658fucking kek
gl Nippon I shall not be staying awake
>>155569908It means you're a faggot.
if Curaçao wins next match...
>Curaçao being this happy for a drawGood for them I guess?
Cya troons in 2 hours for the Tunisia and Japan game
>>155569796It's 4:00 and wife will stream at 5:30 so it's an all nighter for me... https://www.youtube.com/live/r2_YPOFUTNk
I wonder how turks are feeling now?
>>155570061I want that to happen so much
Conmebol a shit I'm supporting uefa teams now
>>155569966rare
>>155569933>>155569936rip queen
This thread is just a seance for Churchill and Queen liz wtf
>>155569796Japan is always worth a watch
>>155570118Give me a t-minus champ
>>155570092I tried and I died after the first scotland game
if odds I stay awake
>>155569936>>155569933Rip Lizzie
>>155570118the game sounds fun as hell but i gotta get some shuteye
>>155569933>>155569936sleep tight lizzie
>>155569883kek
thanks ecuador-san I love semen
>>155570122Ecuador had to win the game to progress
>>155569841the betting sites
>Curacao wins a soulful 1-0 slurpfest vs the elephant killers>Germany bootyblasts Ecuadorthen we’re drinking blue cocktails on the beach in Aruba or wherever the fuck Curaçao is boys
>>155569966RARE
>>155569933>>155569936Ayy lmao
gonna miss the japan game cuz its in fucking midnightWtf did they change the schedules?
>>155570182mimir in peace
>>1555701771 bong
>>155570050If I'm a little island nation, 0-0 against an established soccer country is a victory for me. Especially after a 7-1 thrashing. Just happy to be there mostly.
>>155568850Soccer is a joke sport where the outcome matches only has a loose correlation with team skill unless the gulf in skill is enormous.
>>155570159What do you mean again? They BTFO'd holland while having 3 aces down.
>>155570107Curaçao is 155,826 peopleImagine if your home town went to the world cup and outperformed fucking Turkey lmao
>>155569933>>155569936frfr
I HATE THIS FUCKING JEW VARSKY, FUCK OFF
who is better, eloy room or vozinha?
>>155570182thank god>>1555701772 hours
>>155570213somebody’s mommy won’t let them stay up late Saturday night?
>>155570050This is the second 0-0 of the entire tournament and both games looked like straightforward wins on paper
>>155570245Vozihna still at 0 GA
>>155569348This is how I shower, and my family gives me shit for taking so long.
>>155570154What kind of stream bro?
>>155570236>not watching an english stream in 4k and with no pingcouldn't be me!
>>155569388Poopjeet hygiene
>>155570250actually i have to wake up and drive to go see my mom since its her bday so yeah lol
>>155570227I know your cuckold country is filled with OF whores, this does not mean the rest of the world is like you, mutt.
>>155570245Most pro keepers are "good enough".The difference maker is often just luck.
>>155569239fifa 94-95 genesis
YIKES
>>155570041He’s alive because he lives in America now
>>155569418kind of but you just learn these things through osmosis if you go outside. It looked like some shitty sweater print Todd Snyder would do and charge $458 for, but it turns out it was actually Armani which has been shit since the mid 2000's
>>155570287whatever you need to tell yourself femboy. Have you tried not being so fucking feminine and maybe try to stop taking estrogen? Ponce.
>>155570294then what did you mean by "she streams"?
Post blue Curacao man crying
>>155570298Very true. Dibu from Argentina is not at all even a top 10 keeper, but you just have to be not shit. Skill and experience only matter in high pressure situations and benuldies.
>>155568850It doesn't work, and this is why football is so kino
>>155569852real recognize real
BEE MY GIRL
>>155570351I quite literally posted the link, fucktard. It's a watchalong for the Nipponese match.
>>155570343I think he played a majority of his career in LA
>>155569747>brazilian???
>>155569796One more
>>155570125if you're saving the cheesesteak for the first hydration break of the game then yes
What is this song playing now?
>>155569786AIIIIIIEEEEEESAVE ME REFFIE!
I'm killing myself
why are they posting his socials on TV? like wtf?
>>155570270I'm just not into stats that much or the narrated story the media tells me.
>>155570471roflmao!
>>155570471Ecuador team needs to be retired entirely, start fresh.
good match
>>155569931because he knows the germs are going to rape them, while curacao has a way easier time securing third place in the group and passing
>>155570217I mean they should be proud on the way home to their donkeys and huts but at the venue you should have your heads down and be somber.
>>155570406coração is brazilian clay. check their flag and their score against germany
>>155570557But this is probably the biggest result they have ever had in their history. Just making the world cup is probably now part of the entire country's culture and history. I would celebrate until and during the flight home.
>>155570781>Sephardic Jews fleeing persecution in Spain and Portugal sought safe haven in Dutch Brazil and the Dutch Republic. >Many settled in Curaçao>By the end of the eighteenth century the Jews constituted more than half of the white population in Curaçao.white btwLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155570842very rude to associate the choosen people to their goy cattle
>>155569012wat>>155569732Sauce? I'm struggling on every reverse image search engine.
holy shit the bbc is showing pickford
My name is Eloy Room and there is no Room for goals.
>>155571564RARE
>>155571564The meme legend himself, Curaçao, has arrived!
>>155571564CURAZAO IN THE HOUSE AND BRINGING THE BANTZ
