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How do they not have ranch? Love a nice spicy ranch.
>>155564851LEGALIZE RANCH
>>155564851>Can't travel with ranch or 400ml water bottleMuttmericans were a mistake
>>155564851Hidden Valley is by far the best ranch brand, in case any euros are monitoring this thread
>>155564851Won't this get confiscated for not meeting their health regulations?
>>155565257No i think personal consumption is different than export.
>>155564851there's not a single european in that pic holy obsessed
>>155564851>the governmet will literally requisition your ranchcommunism o algo but then again it's a way to tax europoors for missed NATO payments to i guess it's okay or something
I looked up Ranch dressing history. It started out as local restaurant making a good sauce. Then CLOROX bought it out. The chemicals and bleach company. What the fuck is going on with American good manufacturing??? In no world should CLOROX have any integration into the food supply chain. Jfc amerimutts
>>155565476They own the Hidden Valley brand which continues to make ranch dressing.
>>155564851This is what I fear. Americans becoming a dominant football country and having forever soft power with ranch.
>>155565257it doesn't if it's taken for personal consumption. But most American buttermilk isn't allowed in Europe which is what bars ranch
>>155564851I get the feeling the TSA is making up a lot of this ranch stuff so that it can insert itself into the World Cup conversation
>>155564851God damn Euros you can make it at home its not that serious
>>155566070a lot of euros visiting are posting on social media about their new found love of ranch
I can't conceive of a non-American liking "ranch"
>>155565824You will drink the ranch and watch the halftime shows and commercials.
>>155564851i can somewhat understand ranch but cheez whiz?
>>155564851lol they can just buy all the ranch packets they want and make the finished product at home. LMAO why are Yurooos so dumb?
>>155566185I don't trust your news after scottish fans were posted in a pub in Boston singing "Scotland's on fire" and it was titled an "all-american sing along"
>>155564851marketing campaign? likely
>>155564851wow11 europeans. that must be impressive for you
>>155565974What's wrong with our buttermilk?
>mfwaawfnm
Pretty sure they have Ranch in Europe. Maybe it's the high fructose corn syrup they're getting hooked on.
>ywncomkf
>>155566317Nothing. Just typical protectionist EU nonsense. It's an excuse to prop up their farmers and, by extension, their sad sack economy. And they wonder why they get tariff'd.
>>155566317It's made from the milk of heterosexual cows. Euro buttermilk is made from tranny cows.
>>155566317Does not pass our regulation, according to Regulation (EC) No 853/2004, it is not the same thing, more specifically, according to the European Health and Food Authorities, we're not actually even sure what the fuck it is, and European markets cannot sell things they're not sure what they are
>>155566486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpWU9HYExrU
>>155566536I hope you know that's all bullshit. They know exactlt what it is, the EU is just a socialist shithole that refuses to allow free markets. It's why you're all poor.
>>155566733I am not very invested in the economics of buttermilk or where it comes from, I just know why things are and am answering the question
>>155566317Growth hormone milk is used in processed dairy products like ranch
>>155566793You clearly don't know why things are. Your government, and their state media propaganda apparatus, lies to you and has for decades. Remember when the EU economy and the US economy were nearly the same size?
>>155564851Just make it yourself..............>2 tbs mayonaisse>1 tbs milk or cream to thin it out, adjust to get right consistency>1/2 tsp dill>1/2 tsp garlic powder>1/2 tsp onion powder>1/2 tsp apple cider vinegar>1/2 tsp black pepper>salt to taste
>>155566733lmao, bit rich coming from the same country that is shitting its pants about chinese EV
Any Euros reading this just get a cup of ranch from a good local pizzeria that makes their own ranch.Dont listen to this retard: >>155565114 you can buy ranch packets at the market and make your own.
>>155567053>shitting it's pantsNo, we're open about why we don't want chinkshit here. If they won't open their markets to us then they can get fucked. We don't lie about it like yurop does.
>>155566793AI screenshot answers are lazy and frankly from what the AI screenshot says, the easiest solution would simply be to relabel American Buttermilk to something like "Cultured Dairy Byproduct" or even just "American-Style Buttermilk". The problem, according to the AI seems to simply be that the American and European Buttermilks are two different products altogether that vaguely, but don't exactly resemble each other.
>>155567150>easiest solution would simply be to relabel American Buttermilk to something like "Cultured Dairy Byproduct"You seem to be under the impression Brussels wants a solution other than continuing to accept bribes from EU's Jew owned dairy cartles to keep American companies out so said cartles can continue charging yuropoor consumers 3 times for dairy than what it's worth.
>>155567150It's a google screenshot so I don't go on about it for a thesis but the gist of it is that your milk and it's results are not strictly regulated, too many things can be added, and it can be modified too freely, hence it cannot be defined as "milk" or a "milk product". Because genetic engeneering may or may not be involved, too much artificial flavouring, inserted unregulated vitamins and even artificial colouring, it is just flat out banned. This is the same reason most USA foodstuffs is banned in Europe. Because of how loosely definied your regulations are they're assumed by Europe to be health hazards, therein lies the definition, not on the defining itself, but on the loose definition of US regulations meaning anything and everything goes, This also happens to US cheese (we can't define it either) and a lot of US wines (they just use random names, the wines don't get banned but have to change their names otherwise it would confuse the Euro, for example you can't randomly call something a Champagne, a Port or a Bordeux)
>CeraveMy fav ranch...
>writing paragraphs about buttermilks on espeeel o l
>>155567596>AI screenshotI get called guy>Go about it on textI get called gayShould I just have not answered the questions here desu was the move not to play spee?
>>155567349Oi m8 you got a loicense for those vitamins?
>>155566733>EU is a socialist shithole because they don't eat chlorinated chicken like us o algoDumb fat retard
>euros make less money, pay higher taxes, pay 3x the price for food but its ok because at least theyre not racist or something
>>155565476>company that knows how to mix and blend liquids manufactures a cleaning liquid and a liquid you can eatYou realize they don't do it all in one big factory, right? There are ranch facilities and bleach facilities you retarded thirdie.
>>155565476Personally, I prefer a clean and sanitary food supply chain.
>>155565476>SEAPag doesn't understand the concept of conglomerateslike 10 companies own every brand in America
>>155565476ya they make the food and cleaning products in the same factory, and in fact, on the same conveyor belt, where they have a guy making sure the correct ingredients (which are poured into each bottle via ceiling tubes) go into each product, very stressful stuff!
>>155568325desu the "usual/average" type food in yurop is better than our usual slop.
>>155564851You can easily make ranch yourself that's better than all of this burger slop in a bottle.
What's crazy is they're buying these garbage store bought ranch. They all taste like shit why do they even like it? Just go to wingstop and buy their ranch. Or make your own. Store bought is so fucking shit
>>155569562Aldi branded staples are fine for one perimeter rotation per week. You literally do not need more then that
>>155564851hahahahahaha yes grow my euros grow
>>155570174yuros will go around the world for things that taste funny.
Wait until they have Hellmans Mayonaise
>>155566536>we're not actually even sure what the fuck it isKEK
mayo, sour cream, buttermilk (optional), salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, dill, parsley, chives, mint (optional). you can make it at home
I don't care for ranch.
>>155564851let them keep it this is so stupid you cant store bombs in that
>>155566536>DADDY GUBMINT PLS TELL ME WHAT I CAN EAT AND DRINK
>>155564851yuros are so fucking angry about this kek, they're all desperately claiming its fake
they really don't have ranch in yurop?
>>155564851Mad respect to the Europeans for getting into ranch
This is what we are drinking during the hydration breaks
>>155565476>Nooo, not the heckin conglomerates.Bro, General Electric makes coffee makers and the M134 minigun. Yamaha makes saxophones and motorcycles. Volkswagen makes shitty cars and sausages.
ken’s is prolly better than the valley tho right?
>>155570852for me, it's Dukes
>>155565476it's still a separate branch, they aren't putting chlorine in food productsjfc foreigners
Ranch sucks major butthole. Garlic aoli is way better
>>155571804Sorry for your shit tier taste in mayo
>>155565476you stupid chink bugclorox manufactures their food away from their cleaning products
>>155571421who is on the right?
enjoy the basedbean oil
Ranch is supremely overrated
>>155564851>Cheez WhizWho in their right mind would buy that crap?
Wingstop has the best ranch
>>155565257important reminder that We Europeans were so incapable of containing mad cow disease in the UK they are permanently banned from donating blood
>>155568405>You realize they don't do it all in one big factory, right?you wish
>>155570852Some countries have it. It's insane how someone can make mayonnaise taste like creamy water. Only kraft tasted like normal mayo, but still far off from normal local brands
>>155568405Enjoy your CLORANCH
>>155581291>>155581435gonna clean my toilet with ranch dressing
>>155565476One company can manufacture many different things anon. Look at Mitsubishi
we can get this shit in the UK, I never rated it
>>155581450Craziest one is yamaha, from Piano company to motorbikes
>>155566112You can’t even find ranch dip in Australia. It’s this thin ranch “dressing” slop for salads and NOT for tenders/pizza crusts.Only fast food has true ranch dipping sauce and they’re in those tiny packets.
>>155565476
only the biggest of retards have to throw oversized liquids away desu
no but seriously, why is ranch not a thing here?
>>155566917I made a batch yesterday, but with buttermilk and sour creme. It's ok, but highly inconvenient. You not making catsup or mayo yourself, because it's just too much effort and you can't store is as long as the industrial stuff
>>155571804Duke's or Blue Plate are what I get
>>155566486And of course, literally the opposite is true >>155566827
>>155564851Blue cheese mogs
>>155582033It's so much better. Ranch is for goysumers
