CONMEBOL BROS, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!Why do we keep drawing and losing against meme teams from confederations? Morocco? Saudi Arabia? USA? CURAÇAO?!?!?!We need to get together and rally around a unified narrative to save face. Here we discuss alternatives and excuses for the pathetic CONMEBOL display in this World Cup.
The lack of elevation is just too tough to cope with
>>155570359Colombiasisters... it falls to us to carry conMEMEbol
Literally everyone is advancing except for ecuadorThey did score 14 in 18 matches during qualifiers, it's a team who drew matches away and won 1-0 at home 3.000m above the sea but that's still embarassing, i blame the faggy argie coach, Alfaro would've done it
>5 spot qualifier>everyone has to fight to death to go to the WC>7 spot qualifier>only the really shitty teams get eliminated, the rest dont even have to try>they barely train for the WC
>>155570359lets face itCONMEBOL has always been Argentina, Brasil, Uruguay and Colombiathe rest are shit and remains truebar Urugua that has been Bielsa'd for now
>>155570451outside of spain all the uefa heavy hitters did as expected tho
>>155570359We're just saving ourselves for the most prestigious competition, Copa America.
>>155570359Drop the VPN. We are celebrating Curaçao's kino 0-0 victory. Who cares about confederations?
>>155570648It's time to admit the Copa Amierdica is less prestigious than the She Believes Cup.
>>155570627This..Respect for equatorian bros though, at least they managed to qualify to the world cup, i guess..
>We need to get together and rally around a unified narrative to save face. >save faceThis is how you know OP is not Brazilian. What is up with these annoying discord kids? Go back to /int/ or /pol/
>>155570756It's a joke, mate. Like /mug/.
>>155570728Agree
>>155570451Your "underwhelming" is not scoring an 8th or 9th goal against Curaçao. Ecuador just delivered the most embarassing display of the decade.
>>155570648more like Cope America with this kind of talk
>>155570359I thought all you Mexican countries were supposed to be good at soccer. What happened?
AAHHH HELP ME BRAZIL
>>155570359You have the most fucking washed team out of the whole tournament, yet you have the bravery of making this semen slurper of an OP?
>>155571390When is Venezuela playing?
>>155572548Aren't they American territory now? We played yesterday.