>>155570841are the portuguese traditionally mooslim?
this juiced up rog is going to slime out my boy van
was hopeful for crappe losing
Thought it was a little early at first, but the faceplant on the replay made it a decent stoppage
Lil jap boi was doing well… but that BBC was just too much for him…
>>155570841Blacked
Picks 4 winsGermanyUSA x5WalesSouth KoreaPeru
Just how good is Mokaev
Van by murder
>>155570875They already released you ???
Uhhhh I thought drinking was haram Manel
>Alhamdulillah, please come to my after party where I'll be serving alcohol :)
Stop slandering Muslims as fake, lying, titty growing scumbags who don't actually worship
Good night, little piggy.
>>155570862That nigga aint Portuguese, retard.
Gloves were loaded anyone who isn't a vaxtard sheep knows this.
>>155571003you're wrong on that one champ
Dricus?
>>155570913It was a misunderstanding b, I used a knife of peace
>>155571027loaded with bibisi power
>>155571046>born in Angolanah, you are.
I went on a date with an Angolan girl once, biggest arse I've ever seen irl, she was wider from the side than she was from the front
>>155571096i was born at home but raised in your mothers pussy what does that make me?
navajo sterling is a sped
>>155571122an immigrant, just like 90% of your country.
>>155571152not true b, nice projection thoughever
>>155571185you can't talk to me like that. i'm african. you'll go to jail.
>>155571057Scottaphobia is the real problem. I’ll make sure to hug the next Scottish person I see <3
>>155571212NIGGER!
>>155571227
Justins gloves were loaded and it was still 2-2 going into the fifth my boy Ilia wins
>>155571212you'd know a thing or two about jail eh bucko
>dricus vs ossman wudder we dune here
keep your chin up east asian bois
>>155571238do they say bucko in wales
>>155571237Aleksandre took away Ilia's chance to be a warrior
>>155571263no but i thought calling him a buck might appease his aggressive nature
>>155570841Fuck Dana
>>155571279crafty vet move
not enough wrestlefucking on these last two cards for me.
>>155571285I fucking hate 20th century French philosophy so much it’s unbelievable. These niggas literally just babbled nonsense and expected to get taken seriously
>>155571295dont we have just the card for you next week my friend
>>155571308The problem is that they were right, they also just wanted to justify having sex with kids.
>>155571265Stop this fake narrative. Aleksandre: WE FINISH THE FIGHT COME ON BROTHER Clittia: No mas… NO MAS PLEASE
>>155571320There aren't any fights on the main card in Baku that will be grapple fests except maybe Aliskerov vs Ferreira, and even that will probably take place mostly on the feet
>>155571320damn, they really put all the goatfuckers on one card. they should do this like twice a year. make it easy to skip all their fights.
Too many heems in a row makes a boy dull. You know what im saying?
>>155571353prelims thoughever
>>155571372We don't watch those around here
>>155571332foucault was famously proved correct by the success of 21st century prison reforms
>>155571387cazzie
So how does Van vs Kape go? Van isn't untouchable, we saw Taira land a few good shots on him, and if Kape is the one landing those shots, Van probably goes down
About to shower then have wild sex all night see you virgins later
>>155571488masturbating to kapes tittys does not count as sex
>>155571465Van gets touched so kape by KO. In the striking battle of near equal talent take the stronger puncher. Van doesn't evade enough to mitigate KO power he ate a million shots from royval and Johnson flushed him
we'll be singin hallelujah we'll be singin hallelujah we'll be singin hallelujah when she comes
Topuria vs Gaethje was a great fight. couldnt ask for more.
Need to heem my meng; fake tit MILFs, or barely legal teens?
>>155571666suicide
>>155571666WMAF and brown women bleached all day
thank god my bookie didnt take my karate kid bet
>>155571465They didnt even bring in Van to the octagon and DC loves doing that even if a fight isn't made. They're likely doing Van vs Pantoja.
>>155571779thanks mang
https://youtu.be/h9Ri0Zy1aw4?is=Yuc2j7qcs4Zyn6hqLook how fucking roid strong kape is he launches guchi forward with an uppercut from top position
fat bastard finland
WE will be there to root for Fiziev next weekend
>The octagon is closed
anime will never win
>>155571666illegal teens
>>155572198Soon posting is bad for a fighter
>>155572111Torres is a beast my man he beat Grant Dawson.
>>155570973How can you get your face so damaged like that? I only remember some jabs and some good punches but I don't remember something like when Tony got destroyed against Gaethje. With Tony I remember it was like 200 punches to the face and I wondering how was he able to not fall...
>>155572182
>>155572235Garth was hitting him fucking hard is why
>>155572235have you seen the way goatse throws his right cross? it's like he's pitching a baseball, he lands with the exposed knuckles.
im so tired of these boring goat fuckers that their entire gimmick is "i wear funny hat", lame shitters
jim croce miller
I just heckin' love the Caucus culture that marries their 11 year old cousin!
>>155570889I won again. I am the greatest
>Do you feel in charge?
>>155572408Lol it genuinely sickens me to see redditoid leftist types like MMA Joey glaze them because you know they’re just anti-white freaks and for some reason overlook their incest and religious zealotry. But I also don’t care if a right-winger or normal person likes them because they’re just great fighters
>>155572448I'm fairly right wing and I appreciate how great the brazzas are as fighters. With how massively over represented they are in the sport despite a relatively tiny population, you can't deny they're the p4p best people at MMA. What pisses me off is all the dysgenic and weak South Asian and Middle Eastern Muslims with no good fighters of their own living vicariously through the brazzas and bragging about their success as if they're even remotely similar people outside of a shared religion
>>155572523True. Sad that they have to LARP as an entirely different race lmao
>>155572523You're scottish LMAO
>>155572553Paul Craig is 2-0 against Dagestanis thoughbeit
>>155572567>"The Bear Jew"Scottish "culture"
>>155572447WE'VE SPENT A FORTUNE HAVING OUR TRUCKS FILL POATAN'S ASS UP, WHERE IS THAT MAN, GANE?!
when will japan get their own ryu, kenshiro, or baki to actually do shit in the sport for once
>I'm necessary evil*hammerfists back of CEOs head*
>>155572553British Isles is over represented in combat sports
>>155572641I think gomi gave them mma fatigue with his horrible ufc run
Quick, change the VPN
>You merely adopted the eye poke, I was born with it, molded my fight style around it. I didn't throw a closed fist until I was already a man, and by then my specialty was blinding!>*eye pokes you*
>>155572367>he lands with the exposed knucklesWhat is that?
Gane?
>>155572743>Why are you here?
Justin Gaethje vs Mauricio Ruffy - the world isnt ready for this kino.
id like to see gaethje shrug off ruffy's blows like he did with topuria - i dont think he can.
>>155572733here
has Tomala spoken or is he still shook
>>155572950He accepted Gane's callout for Paris in September
>>155572904STOP THE FIGHT!!
>DUDE TOPURIA IS LE HECKIN GOAT BECAUSE HE BEAT LE:>THE 26-7 MAX HOLLOWAY >THE RECENTLY CONCUSSED 35 YEAR OLD POOLK>THE 35-10, 35 YEAR OLD SHARTLES>HE IS A LE HECKIN LEGEND, LA LEYENDA!!!!!was the the most astroturfed piglet in UFC history?
>no chama
>>155573030Two of those guys have finish wins over the currently 37 year old Gaethje. It was completely logical to pick Ilia to steamroll Justin before the fight, let's not pretend we weren't all thinking that
>>155573030Ilia rapes Gaycheese 9/10 times. Gaycheese got lucky >>155573071Pereira rapes Gayne 9/10 times. Gayne got lucky
>it was a lucky j- ACK
>>155573239>HERB DEAN, SAVE MEEE!!!!!!
>>155573030Topuria was a complete savage, but he gassed faster than Gaethje after round 2.
>>155573239make ai video with a bunch of shit blasting out alex ass when he falls and it shoots him across the cage
>>155573239>Peace has cost you your strength, victory has defeated you
>>155573179Gane out brawled Chama, simple as>>155573239straight, flush jabs at their height and weight is knockout tier
Maybe Jiri can win the trilogy when 40 year old poopatan comes crawling back to 205
>>155573239UNC DOWNUNC DOWN
>>155572842>>155572898the UFC knows Gaethje vs Ruffy would be 10/10 firefight. but the UFC wont have this card for awhile because if they do, they will lose one of their two current superstars
>>155572641never
>>155573724Ruffy is nowhere near superstar status yet, he's a fun fighter, but he hasn't got that signature win. Beating up 40 year old Candler proves nothing really
>>155573724If you get submitted by BSD you will never get a champion belt
>>155573810Ruffy is absolutely a superstar - Chandler isnt his first explosive win. Ruffy is a lethal striker and has finishing triangles in the bank too. Ruffy finished Fiezveev (h/e you spell it his name) before Chandler and has been on a long win streak.
>>155574031BSDaddy owns that little Hue hole
>>155574128oh i think i remember that fight - absolute kino fight but was awhile ago
>>155574195It was in November 2025
>>155573239Seems lucky enough
>>155574286that is a long time for me to remember.unrelated but - wtf happened in the prelims for Leon vs Levan??? Levan destroyed him in 10 seconds
>BSDaddy owns that little Hue ho- LE ACK
>>155572904How do you know that?, did someone said it or just by looking at it?
>>155574394Moicano landed lucky gnp
when will Topturo wake up
>>155575121Princess Aurora, i'm afraid
It's been confirmed that Franco Magunduu is going to be fighting for the first ever MVP World Heavyweight Title in late 2027 against Anthony Lionheart Smith for 2.5 million dollars.
Only win streaks matter, not title defenses. Because ufc picks and chooses who gets hot shotted to a title. For example, Islam had to win 10 times in a row to get a title shot, while Jon Jones got one after just 3 wins in a row. So title defenses dont matter, only win streaks.
>>155571027Yeah okay they were. The fuck you going to do about it ? hahahaha.
>Ilia Topruia wake up>Ilia Topruia wake up
>>155572408I just heckin' love the watern culture that marries 10 times and men fuck each other in ass!
>the watern culture
>>155576007MUMMA!!!
>>155576068My mumma get f.cked by many MUMMA!!!!
I hope the first thing Topturo sees when he wakes up his Marc Goddard restarting the fight
>>155575620Cazzie historian. Khabib was first in line per fazzas plan. Khabib didn't retire until 2020, which Islam was also injured that year and pulled out of a fight. Also there was covid restrictions and travel issues but he still got to the title off very easy wins like Hooker, who trained in a garage to fight him and then THE bobby green. Islam pulled out of TWO fights fights in 2020, Alexander Hernandez and RDA, which is why he fought 3 fights in 2021, then he TURNED DOWN RDA in 2022 after agreeing .So you now are obviously feeling quite stupid to have left these things out, which all played into why it took him that many fights to get to the title. Even though they clearly wanted him as a champ with the brand new Abu Dhabi deal and how easy it was for him to get the title per his rank and opponents to get him there..
>>155576007
>>155576339Stop being a racist incel.
>>155576007brazzas literally stick their meng in boy's ass holes, it's a halal loophole. >waternSARRRRRRRRR
>>155576339This could explain the train phenomenon as well...
you cannot say salam alaikum and then congrat about whisky
>>155576305People said the same thing about le poor merab having to go on too long of a streak. But the main reason was because Aljo was champ
>>155576866Kape said Alhamdulillah then invited people to a party with alcohol thoughbeit
Trump used wunderwaffe to split the storm
>>155576987you mean he farted?
>>155577045Libtards wouldn’t get it
>You do not ever, as a fighter, say "I can't see" - Justin Gaethje
>>155577571when i think of heavyweight champion i think a fat baby living with his dad (father) who quits at the first sign of adversity
>>155576901>THATS HARAM YOU CANT DO THAT
https://youtu.be/e8j5nuTwWWQ?si=T0Vk0kt4wYjOlrf9&t=506uhhh goobybros is the UFC done with us???
>>155577730Jon lives with daddy?
>>155573030305 respectfully
>>155578191Yes, Jondaddy lives with himself quite easily.
HAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAoscar from maclife asked dana about gane being a fouler what a pathetic tampon this is why no one likes bongland
>>155578191you will live with my balls on your forehead if you're not careful pal
I am so fucking pissed off that the ref stopped the Cutelaba fight.Cutelaba was PRETENDING to gas out and give up. Fucking idiot ref. It was all playing possum to get Navajo to believe Ion was a gassed out pussy who should be cut. But actually, Ion was just pretending.Why Ion didn't complain?Because he is used to this from stupid referees. He no longer even reacts.But make no mistake, he was winning that fight.
>>155578707go to bed you've been sperging all night
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGGkYmi-ek
Pretty decent fight card tonight. I'm interested in seeing more of Magomedov. All finishes coming in, and he took out a decent UFC journeyman in Melsik. Also the Georgian guy that heemed Edmen's brother at least looks like he likes to bang so hopefully we see him again soon. And I think Navajo Stirling is pretty legit despite the point fighting style. Him vs. Jacoby would be a good fight.
I made 1€ last night
Pico-esque post.
>>155579746Magomedov looks good but Melsik isn't a decent journeyman, he's a kickboxer who isn't even particlarly great at kickboxing
>>155579767talmbout pico de gallo? is that a gringo papi reference?
>>155579381how do we even compete?
>>155579765what can that get you in macrons france
>>155579888small pastry at the boulangerie or bo'ole of waata
Daner said at the post fight press conference he was an Obama voter.
>>155571285based Nietzsche
I don;t think I've ever seen a sorrier state of fighting in the UFC than last night, crowned by Ion Cutelaba just deciding to sit down and quit mid-fight.
>>155580032we saw derrick lewis do the same shit at the white house
>>155579915a single lidl chocolate chip cookie here don't think water has cost a euro in 10 years :'(
>>155574394>Laddy the Chaddy is actually the dog in this fightBrb betting the house on Pimblett
>>155571308that's 19th century german
>>155580074paddy might be the dog but bsd is a DAWLG
>>155579778He's got a near .500 record facing mostly good comp in the UFC no? I'd say that's a decent journeyman. If you beat him, it means you deserve to be tested further
owari da...
>>155580096Benoit the French poodle got slept by Pillowfist Poirier. Paddy went 5 rounds with the guy who turned Ilia's face into hamburger. Oh and paddy rapes BSD on the ground. What now, b?
>>155578707Nah his other hand was on the ground and then he was taking big elbows. He was gassed from all the takedowns Navajo got up from so he basically gave up. When the big elbows came down, if the ref didn't stop it you guys would have another referee meltdown, leaking diarrhea all over reddit like you do. Pathetic to see. This Cutlabia kid is NOT a real one.
you'd think josh hokit said he wanted to hang michelle obama from a tree the way people are pearl clutching
Jon Jones has never lost a fight
>>155580204Slap fights are the dumbest shit ever, why the hell would anyone ever invest money into this shit?
>>155580216He was playing possum. 100% waiting for Stirling to gas out (seconds away!) and then WHALE on him. Cutelaba is a master, a technician. The refererererererererereee ruined it
"I'm going to bang Michelle in the ass, and then finish in Barack's mouth."- Josh Hokit
>>155580237it costs less to set up than a hotdog stand
>>155580197>got slept by Pillowfist Poirier.he had staph. and paddy's takedowns are awful.
Was the goyFC any good? I didn't care to partake.
https://old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1ube2h9/spoiler_manel_kape_vs_kyoji_horiguchi/?sort=controversialsorting reddit by controversial when their darlings lose is so entertaining. a bunch of parasocial leeches
Can we cut that brick-headed idiot Cutelaba already? I'm sick of seeing his big stupid face.
>>155580494you can just tell he was a fatty growing up
>>155580366>acting like /heem/ doesn't have bigger meltdowns
van beats the fuck out of kape
FLUKEEE
I asked ChatGPT (pro) to give me its tip 5 rankings. Here's what it put together>FlyweightJoshua VanAlexandre PantojaManel KapeTatsuro TairaBrandon Royval>BantamweightPetr YanMerab DvalishviliUmar NurmagomedovSean O’MalleyCory Sandhagen>FeatherweightAlexander VolkanovskiMovsar EvloevAljamain SterlingDiego LopesLerone Murphy>LightweightJustin GaethjeIlia TopuriaArman TsarukyanCharles OliveiraBenoît Saint Denis>WelterweightIslam MakhachevIan Machado GarryMichael MoralesCarlos PratesShavkat Rakhmonov>MiddleweightSean StricklandKhamzat ChimaevDricus du PlessisNassourdine ImavovJoe Pyfer>Light heavyweightCarlos UlbergMagomed AnkalaevJiří ProcházkaKhalil Rountree Jr.Jan Błachowicz>HeavyweightTom AspinallCiryl GaneAlexander VolkovSergei PavlovichJosh Hokit
AI users are subhuman.
I only ever use AI to correct my grammar mistakes on my effortposts concerning my waifu
>>155570889Cutelaba heemed me Stirling is so fucking overrated The guy sucks
>>155580610tip 5? You should have asked chatgpt to fix your writing
>>155580661If cutelaba didnt go for that dumbass gilly he wouldve won all he had to do was pressure navajo
The Monster in the Mirror.
>>155580698Ill never understand the Indian thoughts that created this sloppa
>>155580661Stirling looked enormous in there. Or rather, Cutelaba looked like a little bitch.
>>155580698delete this
This is what it feels like to be alive.
>>155580671tushy mon uh me
>>155580745So true. Imagine how good it would feel to do that. Break a cocky motherfucker's spirit after he tried to take your head off. Imagine making one of the neet bongs or spammy look like an eternal bitch in front of millions.
>>155580714Rent free
>>155580803Yes you are living in Canada rent free good for you
>>155580761let's be honest he cooked you unc
Am I too hungover or does heem not have flags? What the fuck
>>155580822i got double flash fried neph. you can't come beck from a typo
>>155580671he asked who has the biggest tip of the penis
>>155580781
>>155580845I hope we get the rematch. I want to see Pereira double down and lose it all so that everyone finally recognizes he was a UFC mega project all along.
>>155580845Gane really came up with the most humiliating thing he could do to pereira in half a second what a generational talent
the flags are back now, I swear spee had no flags for a few refreshes. I have to stop drinking so much
>>155580249Nah, playing possum is where you pretend you're hurt, like he was doing earlier acting wobbled. Here he was motionless, the opposite of playing possum, so that's how you know he was done :) Plus the way he got reversed from having top position. He wanted to be on top, not reversed agaiin. He was too tired that he quit, I'm afraid. He will be cut soon.
>>155580819Yeah I own my 3 story house. Got me there, Im not some loser that rents.
>>155580873
Manlet Kope won?Zamn I was rooting for the gooch.
>>155580919A 3 level bunk isnt a house renjith
bros actually indian ahahahahaha no wonder he's mad all the toime
Nothing wrong with being Indian. Don't let some mentally ill chud on 4chins get you down
>>155580942>angry brown chudcel thinks 4chan is where he can come be an angry annoying brown faggotMany such cases
>>155580926He fluked him
>>155580845gane sublimates combat sports a truly buddha like figure i am honored to have witnessed
erm ackshually it's called a scottish twister
>>155580905He was playing possum. He was playing it so well that even you are fooled by it. The referee should have known, however.
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
have to spend the night at the wmma's and ion wanna
ion lost actually
ion like lion in zionbeit
I find many of you to be spiritually inner-city black.
i am a spiritual polar bear or then alley cat maybe a hybrid
>>155580927Rent free
guess that's a lynx
>>155581115>>155580819
Somtimes, when I am out and about, I take a swig from my flask, and as I lower the flask and swallow the water, I grimace as if I had ujst chugged some whiskey. And I am always conscious of how I might look like a badass, a gangster, a badman, chugging whiskey from a flask in public during daylight hours. And people would look at me and think: "there he is, that badass, that young gun, drinking his whiskey. I bet he is interesting. I bet he has stories to tell." But it is just water. Wawlderrrrrrr.
y'all must forgot
can you stop embarrassing us mate
heeminder are lynx beats the shit out of your lynx even the noble canadian lynx and especially the faggy little american ocelot and that's why they're banned from ufc
>>155581170don't think he can, mate
Why is aspinal still champion?!? Didn't gain win? This faggot gets to not fight like jones did so gane has to wait? I just assumed dana striped him for being a faggot.
>stripedOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wish I could have been there last night to coach Karol Rosa in her fight against Santos. And then, when Rosa still loses anyway because she is absolutely dogshit (despite being #8 ranked), I especially wish I could have been there to charge the octagon and stomp her dumb fucking face in, 'til all was mush and gore.
can Finland lynx win fight against every other lynxYes, a Finland lynx (the Eurasian lynx) would decisively win a fight against every other lynx species. It is the absolute heavyweight champion of the lynx genus, outclassing all other species in size, weight, and raw predatory power.Here is how the Eurasian lynx compares to the other three existing lynx species:vs. Canada Lynx: finland is double the size and would easily overpower it.vs. Bobcat: The size and mass advantage would be too much for the bobcat.vs. Iberian Lynx: The Iberian lynx is roughly similar in size to the bobcat or Canada lynx. It is specialized for hunting rabbits, not large ungulates like the proper lynx.Why the Finland Lynx Dominates:Mass Advantage: At easily double the weight of the other three species, it has a vastly stronger bite force, heavier claws, and thicker muscle mass.Prey Size: It regularly hunts prey weigh such as young wild boar and adult roe deer, whereas the other species are generally limited to hares and small mammals.Apex Status: In the wild, it is known as a formidable predator that will even kill lone wolves or stray dogs.
AI users? Subhuman.
>>155581258it's amazing how it gets arithmetic wrong but you can write like a rally driver with a hangover and it confirms your biases great technology thank you so much helwanis luckily it isn't using shitloads of water or anything
>>155581276I never understood the hype, it's just a chatbot that googles shit for you, sourcing most info from reddit and facebook.Image editing with it is kino, fuck photoshop tbqh
coke head gaetje on that puro
lone wolves? in the binstray dawlgs? in the binwild boar? in the binadult roe deer? in the binungulates? in the bin
I'd rather talk about Pokemon, real animals are lame
Tired.
>>155570841How was the card tonight
>>155581300i've seen one screw up factoring seconds into hours, my colleague simply asked how long a file transfer would take at a certain speed and it answered days when it was hours and i had to send the "formula" to them and explain that the ai was wrong and that this is only about a 2000-10000 year old abstraction it's fucking upheeminder a human who is that stupid would usually say they don't know and that an abacus can outperform it
>>155581376did you stay up watching apex slop? that usually drains me
>just remembered Topiglet quit against a 37 year old CTE golem who was knocked out by both Shartles and Min Poolloway
>>155581675Who give him? We have to check that moment.
>just remembered khamzat lost to sean strickland
>>155580997>He was playing possum so well that even you were fooled by it.>When an opossum "plays dead," it is an involuntary physiological response to extreme stress and fear—similar to fainting. It is not a conscious performance.In that case we agree, he froze and gave up due to extreme fear then, I'm afraid...
>>155570889
bros why did he eat so much rice
>>155581675That Gaethje's a PROBLEM, fer sure. The one that heemed Poorier and heemed Topuria (it's technically a heem) absolutely destroys Makhachev at 155. You just know Islam took a long sigh of relief after watching that. Remember he might have fought Gaethje had Belal beat JDM
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155572235Tony is tougher than Apturo Topturo.Champ Shit Only
>>155578707>>155580216>>155580249>>155580905>>155580997>>155581816how about you faggots shut the fuck up and remember Big Ank turned that piggy into a DEAD possum and would do even worse to Navawhore Stirling
>>155581816He was PLAYING. He was WINNING. He was ROBBED.
>>155581930Ion plays the best possum I've ever seen. Ankalaev was fucked in this situation, if the ref hadn't stopped the fight (wrongly).
>>155581930poopaton humbled lil ank. that's gane's grandson.
I am both an alpha male and a yogart male. And I also have a 4chan Pass.
>>155581944>>155581956>>155581966how long have you been awake
>>155573239Lucky jab my ass, he caught Pereira when he initiated the strike, moving forward to his punch. It was easy for him to time his strike, because Pereira was slow and predictable.
Royce would've lost to Steve Jennum
>36 year old Turdny after 2 weight cuts survived longer than Topigletla leyenda transgénero bros... Awkward...
>>155581988that implies a sentience of sorts
>>155581944Yeah turns out it was a misconception. Possum's don't "play" they pass out due to intense fear. Meaning Cutelabia is the scaredest bitch in the PooFC. And that's saying something very sad..
I've been sitting on this but I feel like /heem/ should know. Alex went into the fight compromised. I weakened his chin in sparring.
>>155581930I liked it when they put him Ankalaev.Pereddit always struck me as an artificial champ propped up by the company.
I shit on bus
>>155581862Pisslam wrestlefucks Garth. He won't risk the knockout, we all know Makachev is chinny. Poirier and Volk are pillowfisted.
>>155581964Nah, losses at higher weight classes don't invoke grandsonning of the losers past opponents from the lower weight class. It's in the criteria.
he took a knee to the body you retards
>>155582090I think Gaethje takes it 48-47
gaethje within the next year and a half rapes volk to death in a potential fight
why so many niggers post in /heem/buckbroken? most champs are white whites are just better at fighting and everything else
>bro paid to use 4chanGEEEEEEEEEEEEG what a fucking retard!!!!!
slow /heem/ days suck
>>155582200no meme arrow so thats youcongrats you heemed yourself
>>155582200t.Kai Kara-France
HEEMEVERYONEESPECIALLYMEXICANS
>>155582144>caribbean french>polynesian>white>brazza>mexican>greek/slav hybrid>asian/russian hybrid>asianunfortunately most champs aren't white now
Justin did great in that fight but Topuria would finish him in a rematch. Ilia would learn from his mistakes
>>155582250pretty much every champ is white>brown>white>white>white>white
>>155582250>white>brown>white>white>white>white
>>155582222checked but I am white
>>155582143Unless he retires. But considering the leaks showing him be a scheming negotiator since the early days how he negotiated himself into a title fight, I'm more thinking the retirement cliffhanger is another negotiating tactic.Because he said he has over 3 fights left on contract, so he probably wants to renegotiate and try to get more money now until waiting until the current one is up.
>>155582205>>155582205>no meme arrow so thats you>congrats you heemed yourself
>>155582284yan is half chinesegaethje is half messican>>155582298tom is a gypsydern is mutt
If Armdaddy doesn't get the next title shot then he needs to sue PIGna and the POOfc.
>>155582368>half half halfhalf what?even ulberg is half what?half german? lmaowhy do blackcels have such tiny shrimp dicks and can't fight?
>>155582329he definitely wont retire after winning the belt
>>155582441fak u mang
>>155582487NIGGER
>>155582417>Arman is great fighter but it just doesnt excitte us. Justin want that win back from Oliveira. And there's history and a story...Maybe Arman goes to 145 and to fight Volk then maybe he comes back up to 155 later? Who knows. He will be fine.
chocolat peppa pig
>>155582417Gaethje isn’t fighting for 8 months sarrukyan is going to have to fight for it
Shouldn't be that tough to outpoint Kape from range but those manlets are too real for their own good
It's kinda sad that Mokaev is the best Flyweight in the world yet he's not in the UFC. I understand he was hard to deal with but it hurts the organization's credibility. Rare Dana fumble for sure.
Forgot about heavyweight Walker. Didn't he pull out of a fight recently due to injury? As based as he is I don't want to see someone heelhook their way to the belt. It's kind of a gay move when you realize you're robbed of a fight and a heem. And the loser is likely to get a torn ACL and be out with injury.They should BAN heel hooks and reinstate knees and kicks to the head of a grounded opponent to compensate.
>>155582691Mokaev is a little faggot he belongs in a sub par promotion
Hoksissies... Maldaddy's COMIN. And he's HOWNGRY
>>155582691Thank god he's not here in the poofc pulling out of fights like just did with the MVP card. He wouldnt survive against fighters with the current grounded rules now.
HeemEveryoneExceptMalaysians
>>155582691mongkaev is a little rat fuck who had to rip Kapes pants off to survive on the groundhe's a decisionator coward and doesnt deserve to be in the UFC despite heeming cans on regionals as much as he has
Is Luke Thomas the biggest cuck of all time, or just alive currently?
>>155582837FACT: you are an unimportant weak 4chud incel living in your mom's house and command the respect of no one. Luke Thomas is 6'5, a former Marine, a millionaire, and could pin you down and literally rape you and there is nothing you could do about it.
>>155582894Didn't read but that's for playing lol
>that's for playing
>>155582837Projecting much?
>>155582827>>155582802>>155582713casuals that don't understand grappling.
>>155582969I don't understand how Zog didn't understand what Mokaev was doing, but you could be right. Even before the rules were changed, they were told not to try and play the hand game. He technically could have taken a point from Mokaev when its that blatant.
>>155582894>dear diary
what is oozemeng thinking accepting a fight with DDP? it's a terrible matchup for him
>>155583121its his last shot at winning a title, he's too old and raped to win a fight against any legitimate contender at 170, and probably thinks that he can outwrestle ddp after the khamzat fight(but doesnt have the submission threat or incredible takedown ability to actually make it happen anymore), and has basically zero chance against current strickland should he somehow win against ddphe's going to get brutalized on the feet and outmuscled on the ground
i'm freefree fallin
>>155583219i'm freeeeeefree ballin
>>155583234Huh! It's goin down... knalmtalkinbout?Hold up! Yeah... dedicated to everybody that's been apart of the struggleKnalmsayin? Hold up! Everybody who's got love ones locked up in that systemSay man if ya people locked up you need to stay down wit'cha folks!(Stay down wit'em man) This commentary is very necessary knalmtalkinbout!?(Believe it...) Young Pimp out here representing for y'all! Hold up!
they were friends...
Show me any MMA "athlete" who is this dedicatedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782038789871659.webm
He beat THE ilia topuria?
>>155583613kody fucking steele
Whattup heem! This is Jonny "Bones" Jones!
>>155583121Someone has to reclaim the pride of Wakanda
>>155583810why are you gay
that whole usman has no knees thing is such bullshit
Ilia topturo... Whatever happened there
He has to walk backwards up stairs, he has legs like a flamingo
Some serious animosity between McGregor and Holloway man.... The trash talk is LEGENDARY.. McGregor was all "I'm gonna break your face", and Max fired back with the "Yeah we'll see". CHILLS
wrestling practice? no problem. tile floors? I dunno meng
marty probably thinks sore quads are bad knees dumbass nebraskan
