>>155576630
Guys Vaibhav just scored an 11 ball fifty in an India A vs Sri Lanka A match, Greatest aggressive batsman i have ever seen

if you need those jokes explained to you you're retarded bru

Hey faggots, unapologetic cassie here.
What ever happened to that South African who had a chance to break 400 in an innings and pussied out? He still playing?

>>155577242
he did it the next game

Last time I went to the cricket I felt like General Custer at Little Bighorn. Too many fucking Injuns everywhere

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yeah we finna bouta

why is rachin ravindra so dog shit in the field

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>>155576814

>>155579907
Shoes a couple sizes too big

>>155579969
i'm not sure what you mean, care to elaborate?

>>155576692
Heard the Lankans behaved like convicts and tried to rile him up and sledge him last game. Though Lankans were above that

Had a chance of watching him play live here this summer. Mate of mine is a relation of a former international Indian cricket legend he was kind enough to offer a ticket but i can't make that date unfortunately

>>155580444
that's been debunked

>>155579907
RaWINdra's curls and fingers get moisturised by swooning convict sheilas juices

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Here's your patriotic true blue Australia first politician bro

>>155580678
I caught her DJ set at Revs

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>>155580678
*still votes for she*

YFO

>>155580678
when i think of australia i think of she
used to think of warnie. those were better days. may he rest in peace

JBO

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COUNTY/ Championship round 9, day 2 Highlights and reports

>Division One

Essex 184. & 13/2.
v Nottinghamshire 457.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy73n5v6yppo
https://youtu.be/SyMxO8GMhoY

Glamorgan 358.
v Surrey 105. & 82/2. (f/o)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvg58dr80ero
https://youtu.be/fkDT6J7qFBM

Leicestershire 453.
v Yorkshire 185. & 32/2.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1jyw594z3eo
https://youtu.be/l2hLr2RqZYs

Somerset 208. & 23/1.
v Warwickshire 330.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyezg0k91do
https://youtu.be/-qeauqSaJRQ

Sussex 159. & 206/9.
v Hampshire 191.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cr5jv81z07eo
https://youtu.be/tMxoDlduooQ

>Division Two

Derbyshire 364.
v Lancashire 161. & 140/6.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckg56np424vo
cunts put the wrong video up

Durham 302/7.
v Northamptonshire 405.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cnv9m71j7ydo
https://youtu.be/soQaULfUoUE

Kent 416.
v Middlesex 319/6.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce95xv5vn37o
https://youtu.be/uhlSE0b9wWU

Worcestershire 210/5.
v Gloucestershire 289.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0ly4nyjwk9o
https://youtu.be/WzhLqsQP4k8


First days highlights >>155532575

>>155577242
Was playing for Essex but is currently in the burger jeet league

One of the engshitters here used cockney slang "hasn't got a Scooby (Doo)" ie "clue" in a previous thread so presumably this is an Ess*x fan making this particular engshitter even more subhuman

has anyone ever actually read one of the countyposts, what's in them?

nobody reads that shite. countysperg types out essays when he could just link a few of the streams - it's to help him get over the trauma of the chadchy b bullying at the last online meet

look, I'm going to just say it out a loud so it seems more real: I don't think england are winning this one.

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>still seething about being bullied by countystreams
Has anyone else noticed a strong resemblance in the posting styles and timing of /cric/s least favourite posters: the street shitter of Leicester and the York bedsit dweller?

I stand by countysperg

>bullied by countystreams
nice new narrative switch attempt, hanglet neek

>chasing 463
>but given a day and a half to get it on a batting friendly pitch
This was the the place where they should have shown that they were changing, were going to be more cool-headed and sensible with the batting. That all the stuff said after the Ashes about change was sincere and they had worked on it.

But no.

The same brainless slogger approach, all the crap they spouted has been shown to be guff.

banglas showing the bazzers how to do it rn

>kanglus play 2 Hindu /strongminds/
>beat convicts in a series for the first timr
>kanglus don't play Hindu /strongminds/
>humiliated convicts learn their lesson and play a Hindu /strongmind/
>kanglus 12-3
Howling

>>155581515
>build your entire cricket system around brainlet bashing t20s and hundred
>wtf nobody can bat in tests????

>fails to mention how australias bindu ''''strongmind'''' is getting slapped about
looks like pozzies are finally going to win something though

Anyone know who holds the BGT?

Is it the country where 1.5billion people are completely mad about only 1 sport? It surely has to be them

>the big gay trophy
you mate haha

https://x.com/lynnek2005/status/2068512392800055424
https://x.com/lynnek2005/status/2068498320981372955

>convicts and eng shitters chirping up together against hindu /strongminds/
Howling. this is why Convicts v INDIA that is BAHRAT is now the only rivalry that Convicts care about. eng shitters are completely irrelevant and losing to peewee shitters is their level *spits*

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>>155581922
shuddup

micksperg will never be funny
just cut your losses at this point lad ffs

>>155581922
KEK done him there ngl

waiting for some Test to start
not having soup tonight

ATTENTION: i had soup last night

big strong kiwi captain gets sidelined and obv the big strong kiwis win

big fan of santners action

>>155582087
that's right brother what kind of soup was it

>>155582146
the humble vegeslop

vege soup is elite
but if I had to throw a ranking out
it's tomato soup >>>>>> mushroom >> leek and potato >>>.vege

>>155582166
good stuff need those veggies for a healthy cricketing life

>>155582192
big fan of pumpkin soup personally but tomato is a classic, give yourself a little toasted sandwich on the side with it

>Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson have been withdrawn from their County Championship fixtures in the clearest indication yet they will be available to play for England in the third Test against New Zealand.

>Captain Stokes and pace bowler Atkinson were made unavailable for the second Test, which started on Wednesday, pending an investigation into an incident in a London nightclub.

>But both were permitted to play domestic cricket, with Stokes turning out for Durham and Atkinson for Surrey in the first two days of matches that began on Friday.

>They have been withdrawn before day three, meaning Stokes will play no further part in Durham's match at home to Northamptonshire and Atkinson has left Surrey's game at Glamorgan.

Absolute lol. ECB have seen the England performance in this Test and have shit themselves. Might as well have never implemented the curfew in the first place, lads.

english bowling is at the weakest its been in decades

>withdraw from a county game in case you go out and start another bar fight
KEK

>>155582302
Can't celebrate the win if you don't play mate

>>155582211
pumpkin soup is good, was considering throwing it in there, but it's hit or miss. can be too rich. the others are undeniably the GOATs of soup

I'm sorry kiwibro can't be agreeing with you there!
I think that pumpkin SUCKS!

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>>155582400
Don't post bad soup opinions like that or I will destroy your computer

do like a french onion soup

very boring chat

>boring chat
>lives in a country where soup is pretty much their entire existence
ok bud
tell us what type of grass you installed this week or how many books you read, go on

mmhmmh love me a bit of french onion
cheeky toasted cheesy baguette on top

Played a few forceful front-foot cuts yesterday
Kept the ball on the ground for all my boundaries too, not giving any chances away, but also ticking along at a strike rate of 120
Wonder if this is the more mature approach that I have to take now that I'm one of the senior members in the squad, leave the six hitting to the kids

some good posts recently
but also some bad ones

poo

we got the innings update yesterday mate
no need to wank yourself off with a follow up

>flukes a 50
>in a lost cause
>things he's the GOAT
the narcissistic neek blew in lads

>>155582630
putting bowlsmen into meltdown status because you refuse to hit it in the air and stay in forever is good
this is how you deliver them total ego death

Honestly? The bowling was weak and I didn't feel in trouble for the whole innings
If they'd have let me open then I think I'd have had a good chance at a ton, but they still insist in putting me in the mid order
Only had the last 14 overs to play with

hitting a 50 at a 120 strike rate (brainlet innings btw) and still losing is nothing to brag about desu
how did your team bottle it from there lmao

>>155582237
Ridiculous decision, the ECB hate county cricket so much.

>>155582715
"mid" comes up enough in cricket for that to be not an insult
>midwicket
>middle of the order
>middled it

>>155582733
As long as you keep the scoreboard ticking over I think that's the way to do it, yeah
Don't want to lose the time-honoured strategy of throwing seam bowlers off their line and length by taking a few cheeky steps down the track every other ball
Tends to wind them up quite a bit, but doesn't necessarily have to be a risky approach if you carry on playing with a straight bat

I said it in a post in one of the other threads for this test
>No spinner
>three “fasts”
>one med-fast nude nut bowler who averages 30 in county
>no Robbo, Little Chef, Potts and/or anyone who can either swing it, seam it or bowl consistently line and length
and then they wonder why the bowling is shit when the Blob Key and McCumface approach to bowling is “ZOOM ZOOM FAST MORE PACE” and go to “bowl short” after about 5 overs with no wicket. They obviously don’t look at the fucking pitch when making the selection.

not sure why they pick Archer when he can’t bowl for the first session of day 2.

Chloe is on the decks at NOTW right now for their last ever night and all you can talk about it cricket. I’m genuinely shaking with anger right now, might need to call in sick tomorrow.

>>155582756
Brainlet captain was trying to encourage everyone to go out and slog it after 30 overs, because we'd had a slow period in the middle overs going at around 3 an over after a quick start
But he'd clearly forgotten that these mental midgets have a mid-order collapse every single innings and almost never bats out their overs
So I ignored his advice and kept the team ticking over at 8.8 runs per over during the last 15 without taking unnecessary risks, reaching their highest total of the season - was quite happy with how I marshalled the back end of the innings desu

Lost it due to some very ordinary fielding and bowling leg-side half trackers to a couple of biffers who were swinging from the hip every ball

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>>155582848

>>155582846
I thought the reintroduction of /pol/lie Robbo was finally a sign that they'd abandoned the room temperature IQ policy of FAST BOWLER GOOD, but it seems like that's not quite the case

Apparently Cook is injured so wouldn't have been able to replace Robbo (which would have been the logical swap), but there's numerous other bowlsmen who should have got the nod ahead of Fisher, Potts probably the pick of them

>>155582756
bard put down a key catch. dropped the harry styles redditch cup

>>155582893
Honestly? The ball came directly out of the sun, there was literally nothing I could have done
But yeah that drop did probably cost us the game whoops lmao
Same guy (who made more than a ton) was dropped 3 other times in his innings too, that's what cost us

>>155582882
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HORNY? wants a big huge load inside her mouth or something wtf!!!

a big load of tomato soup maybe

When push comes to shove? When all is said and done? When the proverbial rotund lassie has warbled?

The history books will record my muscular average of 75 for the 2nd XI, and won't note any dropped catches that may or may not be attributable to yours truly

Dropped catches should go in the scorebook like how baseball records errors

Cricket has started so I'm going to turn on the cricket (Pears vs Gloucs)

>>155582972
a big load of PUMPKIN soup #thosewhoknowknow

maybe put some sunglasses on dickhead
>le elite fieldsman constantly complimented by everyone
>drops the most important catch of his career

can you get soup on a meal deal

it’s over

>OH JOE ROOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>155583051
It is weird that I keep getting called the best fieldmsan at the club but have dropped 100% of my catches (2) this year
As I tell people whenever they compliment me, I'm very good at stopping the ball and occasionally taking worldies, but I'm fairly ordinary at holding onto catches
Can't afford sunglasses in this economy unfortunately, have a humble junior club cap which I stole from the clubhouse because I also couldn't afford to pay for a proper cap

>>155583038
PUMP my “KIN batter” into her mouth

iykwim ha ha

>>155583081
hi reg

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I am sick to the fucking death of shitty english TV production.
>camera isn't tracking the ball properly so the review can't see it
>the show was in an advertisement and came back late.

it's JOEver

poolapse

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>>155583084

you made your pitch mate, now you gotta sleep in it

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I hope no-one paid a lot of money to travel to the ground.

They want this over by the drinks break these cowardly cunts

we are so bad its unreal

but yeah bringing back a skeletor alcoholic for scores of 2 (11) and 9 (38) will really help

>No dead rubber Test next match
Beaut series incoming.

>bring back a skeletor alcoholic
zachy isn't that good at cricket

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>>155583176
oh you thought you were getting a result huh?

YOU NIGGERS DIDNT EVEN TELL ME THIS WAS ON AGAIN AND THEY'RE 2 WICKETS DOWN

guess i'll go to bed early tonight then

fisher more like bitcher

>>155583125
mate it's gonna be finished by the end of the over.

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>>155583260
err, add about 7 wickets onto that mate

race mixing-yay or nay?

kek this is really bad

the worcester weakmind tongue
send him back

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>>155583307
love me a hafu gf

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>>155583307
yes if they're top tier

thought it was starting later and missed 2 wickets. Checked on australia and missed another 2

>>155583318
honestly is it even race mixing at that point

>i nearly travelled an hour to watch this
What was I thinking

>>155583346
yes because you're mixing a mix into a new mix

>>155583358
that's a quality rig

>think i'll just turn the tv on to watch some sunday night comfy test criccy
ENGLAND YOU ROTTEN FUCKS

yes but the offspring of a hafu would be about as yellow by % as tendulkar's daughter is white
on the other hand a 5'6 hafu son would strangle me in my sleep

reckon we'll need a miracle to win this one

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>>155583394
bed looms

thinking we're losing this one

>>155583313
No point exerting physical and mental energy in a match that they've obviously lost already
Tongue made the brainful move (as opposed to his brainlet and traitorous move from the Pearsmen to Notts, what good has that done him except for a call-up to the international side and a County Champs Div 1 title?)

>>155583415
if it gets you to stop posting this goblina

>>155583440
so true

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>>155583440

>>155583420
source chud?

ausjeet spamming his folder

Only 55 more overs to get through

starting to think >we might not win this test lads

Australia going to walk in a win in the spastic format. Marsh with a neat 60 off 28.

henry bowls a great length

its kind of shit honestly because people paid for the last day and it could've been a great test match, one of the greatest ever but it turns out eng are shit so they just kind of go home after spending 200quid on a good seat or whatever

200
story won
nice try though nz lmao

>>155583503
He has to as he maxes out at 130kph.

thank god in the next test we'll be able to rely on the mental midget smith and a drunken bum, only way is up

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>>155583471
im white

>>155583523
pfft. they need to get to 231 to get a story win.

jofra or baker when gus and robbo return?
j. archer for me

Kek england didnt even try today. I just remembered this was on and was looking forward to watching something resembling a fight. Looks like they want to go down the pub early and getting hammered for their early morning fights at the strip club later

I now regret having beans on toast and cheese earlier.

Getting rid of Stokes was dumb.

work called

im really struggling to work out whether nz will give us a good fight this summer

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‘chabin bla x
finna be a GLORIOUS day innit fellas

>gets lucky after walking across the line with a crossbat swipe that stops a yorker crashing into the stumps
>literal next ball from the new over
>does it again
>doesn't get lucky this time

magnificent 5 day test match

>>155583635
Unlikely. We tend to choke in Aus especially when it's an oversized ground.

>>155583635
the answer is no
you can stop struggling

who cares lmao
t20 and the hundred are the future anyway
let the uncs ITT celebrate

>>155583644
so true x

>>155583644
hardly counts with the delays on day one

>>155583664
the hundred bores me.
I'm waiting for The Sixty
>Three Bowlers Only
>They do 20 in a row each.
>They don't have to bat.

>>155583625
tbg it would have been extraordinarily bad discipline to not punish him in some way
and yes i know this brainlet team is worse off without him acting as the squad's collective braincell

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253
>253
253
>253

>>155583685
already exists mate
>The 6IXTY (or "The 60") is a fast-paced, innovative 60-ball cricket tournament introduced by Cricket West Indies (CWI)

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first hour or so on day 2 messed everything up

About to go have a mixed doubles on court sehs (certain toothpick legs shitter could never) but howling at this result
when I say eng you say shitter:
eng

For me its the 6seven
67 balls
7 players each comprising 6 all rounders and a keeper

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>0
0
>0
0
>0
>ENGlang¿ moar liek DUCKland!¡ yh¿ aaaammooiirite??? fellas?

Watching the NZ Muscle doco which is much more interesting than this test and has more drama than the English cricket team

>>155583779
bbbBASED

make harry brook captain and we win that

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>>155583820
umm…
*taps theorem*

>>155583806
fuck just looked it up, was hoping you were talking about the company and yes you are
I worked with them previously and they offered me a very good job a few years ago that I turned down
know the owners pretty well

>>155583806
saw that in my YT and immediately turned it off when the guy making it was an indian with a NZ accent

>>155583839
Dion is fuuuucked. This is blowing up big time hah.

>>155583855
>>155583806
linky pls x

>>155583855
hes white

>Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson have been withdrawn from their County Championship fixtures in the clearest indication yet they will be available to play for England in the third Test against New Zealand.

>heckin deciderinoooo for winner takes all while eating plebbit medium rare stake!!!!!111 :basedface
genuinely reddit the series. no wonder the narcissistic neek loves it so much

>>155583856
yeah ive got some (un)interesting stories from my time working with him
his wife is lovely though, but let me watch the doco and see if my opinion of her changes

>>155583765
SHITTER

kek zachy meltdown after he missed his 10mm max hang

>>155583860
its probably irrelevant to you mate. its an expose about a supplement company in nz doing some naughty stuff
search "exposing nz muscle" on the tube if you really want to watch it

>>155583806
Started watching that last night and got bored. Their conduct is bad but not really anything I care about. I thought they were enslaving people or something

>>155583987
tabla x

>>155583930
10mm max hang is what his gay bf does during a handjob

>>155583930
Zachy’s been taking NZMuscle supplements for years.

>New Zealand won by 253 runs
ohnono

>>155583900
Careful mate Sian might send you nasty messages on instagram

>>155583764
I'd say it was the last session of day 1 and that first hour of day 2 that fucked it.

>have NZ 166-4
>bowl shit for the rest of the NZ first innings, put Brook and Bethell on as meme spinners and allow them to go 235-6

Absolutely dire stuff

you guys need to stop bowling short to tail enders
look at how Matt Henry bowled and just copy that

England just need to play more like New Zealand and they will win. I suggest hiring a Kiwi coach and selecting a kiwi captain. Simple as

>>155584383
>you guys need to stop bowling short to tail enders
>implying England will ever do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThqHtJOfCK0
criggy to fall asleep to

>>155584421
lol

Gday lads, Sebbo back again. Wish me a happy anniversary. The wife is busy praying for a baby. Cannot wait for the cricket.

I don't even know what a 10mm max hang is tbqh because I'm not gay
anyway, I've ran out of alcohol
any lads in auckland willing to shout?

>we let Sir Lanka A cross 300
I consider this a mental defeat

>India A won by 66 runs
>MotM - Vaibhav Sooryavanshi

>England head coach Brendon McCullum says he is ready to work with Ben Stokes when the captain returns for the third Test against New Zealand at Trent Bridge.

can the ECB just ban cricket at this point

dome 1300 words of my essay lads

zachy writing about why he'll never climb outdoors. another 1500 words to go

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jus finished bleeding out air in me diesel tractor fuel line fellas
ama x

did 100 pull-ups over 4 sets

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lgm x

thanks mate

more like 100 sets
we've seen your unathletic instagram reels you toothpick armed welsh weakling neek

STOKES AND ATKINSON ACQUITTED OF ALL WRONGDOING

>>155586786
Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson breached "contractual obligations" but were blameless for "violent conduct" in a London nightclub, according to an investigation.

Captain Stokes and pace bowler Atkinson were made unavailable for England's second Test defeat by New Zealand pending an inquiry into events that unfolded when they were out celebrating victory in the first Test two weeks ago.

They breached the team's midnight curfew and were present when a member of security staff was struck by a Saracens rugby player.

A disciplinary hearing by the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) found Stokes and Atkinson to have "breached specific contractual obligations that require England players to at all times maintain the highest standards of conduct and act in the best interests of England cricket".

Both men have been given a written a warning, with no further action added to their removal from the second Test. They have been named in the squad for the deciding Test at Trent Bridge, starting on Thursday, with Stokes restored as captain.

A separate inquiry by the Cricket Regulator has found that Stokes and Atkinson have no further case to answer.

The member of England's security staff was left bloodied and in need of medical attention when he was struck by Saracens player Totoa Avuaa. The ECB statement said Avuaa attacked both Atkinson and the security guard.

"No blame should be attached to the players for violent conduct at the nightclub," said the ECB.

"Stokes was not involved in the altercation and did not witness either incident.

"The evidence the ECB has seen demonstrates that Atkinson was the victim of unprovoked attacks and did not retaliate on either occasion."

>>155586737
but that's 1 rep with over 80% bodyweight added
bodyweight I can do more than 30 if the bar and vibe is right

cramming all those words in, in a way that doesn't flow at all makes you sound very seething btw. couchy

wow 80% of 60kg amazing

didn't ask

listening to brighten the corners

>>155586991
meds then bed ol German wings
240lbs bench soon I'm sure, after 10 years, fat neek

curls then bed actually
not that you'd know of course

not an exercise

have decided to stop binge drinking every weekend and instead get fit again

you can do both, you just have to be very high energy

no beer makes you fat

I will binge drink at the weekend but still walk around a lot doing loads of pull-ups in random parks, also I go climbing every weekend once or twice

>>155587263
being a couchy like you who does his 2 plate bench twice a week and a few curls makes you fatter than beer does

Yeah because you're doing so great with your v4 ceiling (been on this for 2 years now) so drink away mate

climbed a v6 in Darlington recently

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>climbed a v6 in Darlington recently

feeling very lean, youthful and athletic after spamming bodyweight pull-ups this weekend
wrote half my essay too

>>155589497
v10 in your sweltering cesspit ol bingo wings
you haven't seen your bicep vein in your life

95% of your ''''''bicep''''''' is the vein

you have non functional fatceps, also you are probably vaccinated
I can do about three times as many pull ups as you and just generally look denser and stronger

2 weeks of light training and I'd destroy your chin ups PB (and we both know it)
>look denser and stronger
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
we're hitting new levels of delusion

we really don't
youve been training for 10 years and can't even bench 240lbs
you're a pushlet, and I'm not a pullet

you're welsh. you're an everythinglet

kek the poll rigger always gets btfo in these exchanges

>>155592222
>quads
end of it KEK

ol fatty German wings, 7 pulls ups max samefagging very embarrassing

Ah yes. The cricket. Perfect way to finish out a Sunday morning.

>>155592222
Quads of truth.

4 pull ups max samefagging further
grim
back to Dusseldorf hans

>s-samefagging
can't even come up with a new cope
back to sussex you welsh wannabe (you will NEVER be welsh)

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>back to sussex you welsh wannabe
I've tentatively tried, I'm stuck in dorkshire for the forseeable now though

at the end of the day I will always be a southener in York
a closed off, awkward southener. southeners think everyone is out to get them. and perhaps for good reason, because they are

>>155583636
jus uncanny the resemblance i have with dis
ngl
wew
x

imagine how much better the world would be if only indians cared about soccer and cricket was the actual global sport

might go to Llandudno next weekend for a tenner
land of my fathers and that

another riveting blogpost

>long weekend
>get back home
>engshitters absolutely PASTED by peewees
Lavlayyy jabblayyylmaooo

>>155606377
Imagine how much better this general would be without Indians

jamboy dripping his strawberry preserve all over his keyboard as the flies hang around him

got him very effectively filtered me so don't ever see jamboy posts

>Hindu /strongmind/ Rachin RaWINdra the catalyst for peewees comprehensively zutting engshitters
>Hindu /strongmind/ Vaibhav Suryavanshi wins the tri-series series with another unfathomable knock
>Hindu /strongmind/ Rishi Patel the catalyst for da foxes routing yorkshite
>Hindu /strongmind/ Jaydev Unadkat fires sussex to another win or at least what should have been a win if his engshitter team mates weren't incompetant halfwits
>Hindu /strongmind/ Manav Suthar bowling great for da bears
Can't stop winning
*whistles Hanuman Chalisa*

Matt Henry? More like Mahesh HariOm honourary Hindu /strongmind/

next test on thursday

Pasty weakskinned melanin deficient little engshitters might not want to check the predicted weather for next thursday

shut the fuck up jamboy

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finna be in nyc this week
anyone want owt¿

VAMOS NZ

very sad. game rigged against nz

Poo pee land baka.

Disgraceful.

genuinely think we should abolish the sport of football in this country
any sport that we never have any hope of being decent at - all funding for progression of that sport should be reallocated into sports we might sometimes win at
if we put 100% of sporting funds into cricket, sailing, league (not union, that needs to die), motor racing, golf - we could actually achieve some things

simply not an eastern southern hemispherical thing

>>155620448
league deserves to die more than union

more into winning world test championships (2/3)

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>>155620448

>>155620765
lol

Singh was fucking terrible - should not start against Belgium. Play Jesse Randall instead

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brace yourself. whining brits incoming

>>155590863
kek

>>155621611
this
should've brought him on way sooner, daft cunts

Jamboy just casually talking to himself at 1 in the morning again

>>155622311
Any portable AC mans in?

>>155622311
wtf sisters this is literally global boiling

>Ben Old is adamant he was fouled in the build-up to Egypt’s go-ahead goal and says he has the scars – and ripped shorts – to prove it.
>“I’ve touched the ball and I feel like he’s fouled me. As he’s gone to fall down, he’s fallen down on my ballsack and ripped my shorts and underwear,” Old said.
kek, we're a joke

>>155623049
link to the article?

>>155622311
>amber alert
getting post 9/11 flashbacks

>>155623049
>>155620765

>>155623114
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360995557/all-white-ben-old-left-ripped-shorts-and-bloody-kit-after-painful-clash

>>155623188
kek what

I didn't think accidental hand balls where it's unavoidable were a foul?

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>>155623188
always something iffy with these """sports"""

>>155623188
oh no all white bros we got tea bagged

>>155623458
more like Haydn Nocock iykwim haha

>>155622311
Hoping for mass casualties

I always called it kiwijeet but now I realise its a polynesian. still a worthless brown so not too much difference

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COUNTY/ Championship round 9, day 2 Highlights and reports

>Division One

Essex 184. & 221. v Nottinghamshire 457.
>RESULT: Notts win by an innings and 52 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cg745xerkzeo
https://youtu.be/IbiSjNygQus

Glamorgan 358.
v Surrey 105. & 398/9. (f/o)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cd0mv93pzzdo
https://youtu.be/eDA5TEa9yHg

Leicestershire 453. v Yorkshire 185. & 229.
>RESULT: Leics win by an innings 39 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cg745x3rpy1o
https://youtu.be/ySz9XCn6h-w

Somerset 208. & 341/6.
v Warwickshire 330.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c17ywk2eejvo
https://youtu.be/Z-JMqQSoVzk

Sussex 159. & 134. v Hampshire 191. & 220.
>RESULT: Hants win by 118 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdr438p2vj2o
https://youtu.be/EAd3mCbnBzM

>Division Two

Derbyshire 364. & 25/1. v Lancashire 161. & 226.
>RESULT: Derbs win by 9 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0ryvl2rq7yo
https://youtu.be/eyhJXaXRzaI

Durham 405.
v Northamptonshire 450. & 200/6.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly7mrp405zo
https://youtu.be/z2YSTcWy4Hg

Kent 416. & 233/7.
v Middlesex 443.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce37nx7j1n0o
https://youtu.be/CwTvh1AZ7-s

Worcestershire 388.
v Gloucestershire 289. & 59/1.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce37nx7720wo
https://youtu.be/oMWojEJ8-j0

second days highlights >>155581019

More like /cunty/ heh.

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>>155624404

jamboy should be allowed to browse /cric/ at 1am after a long day on the course working for the man

>>155623188
good post
>>155623458
good post
>>155624371
one of the worst posts i've ever seen

he did it for free as well KEK

leave county alone