>Curaçao has more points than Turkey and Tunisia combined
>>155579805Oof.
>>155579805How did they qualify but Italy didn't?
>>155579891Italy sucks, they literally lost to Bosnia
>>155579805Why do Muslims suck at soccer??
>>155579805don't forget your christian brethren in Haiti too
>>155579914Haitians are pagans, they just included jesus in their panteon like early-christian vikings
>>155580006>Haitians are pagans,nah, Catholicism is dying there, Evangilicals are taking over just like in Brazil
>>155580115Evangelicalism is barely Christianity. Instead of summoning demons with voodoo they'll do it with the """holy spirit"""
>>155580115No i dont mean as in worshipping statues, i mean they worship nature and polytheism, voodoo is a thing>t. haitian pro due to watching gore from there
>>155579805Moon worshipers explain yourselves immediately
>>155580115>EvangilicalsNot christian
>>155579805kek literal fishing island
Curacao is being sold as some epic wholesome chungus team of fishermen from a little island or whatever but 25 of the players are Dutch. It's just Netherlands B team. Of course they're capable of holding their own.
>>155579911>Why do Muslims suck at soccer??They're more used to handling hairy balls
>Dutch colony has Dutch peoplealways find enlightening stuff on /sp/
>>155579911>Why do Muslims suck at soccer??Is there something they don't suck at?
>>155580363They're pretty good at stabbing and suicide bombing
>>155580350It' more like the dutch have their people.Most of Curacaos team doesn't any relation to Curacaou apart from a grandparent.
>>155580246>tf>tp
>>155580380I don't get why FIFA does this silly shit allowing territories to compete as if they were nations. UK should all be one team.
>>155580378I'm sure some london Ngubus are better at stabbing.Also, what did suicide bombers ever contribute to the world.See they even suck at that.
>>155580399>I'm sure some london Ngubus are better at stabbingQuality, not quantity!
>>155579911They live in a tribal society and can only cooperate with members of their own tribe, so they’re bad at teamwork. They have to pray five times a day, so they can’t get enough practice time. They can’t drink alcohol, so they can’t properly relax after training.
>>155580414>They live in a tribal societyOh, and you don't? How ironic.
>>155580246True
>>155579805>Curacao scored more goals than Turkey
>>155580425Retard. Japan has strong social cohesion. Arab nations are full of tribal and ethnic conflict. The farce of pan-arabism and the failed response to Israel in the 60s and 70s laid bare that arabs cannot cooperate even when it is in their best interest.
>>155580464>easily vaporized by nuclear blasts>"cohesive"No.
>>155580394Have something to say devil worshiper?
>>155579805Kek
>>155580491Nagasaki was the most Christian city in Japan.
>>155580512I, too, watched Shogun.
>>155580491>bombed into shit and raped by hordes of Russians then puppeted by America for 75 years and ethnically replaced by Turks I'd stay out of this one, kraut
>>155580516EhBut doesn't it make you think? Americans were surely doing the work of demons
>>155580521Russians got raped, gaped and bleached. Good.
>>155580524>But doesn't it make you think?I never think.
>>155580425average turks knowledge
>>155580524They'd be worshiping israel if they didn't get nukedSeems like Americans did the lord's work to me
>>155580553RECRINE DEMON ATTACK!
>>155580534Nonsequitor irrelevant shit. Germans are a deeply mindbroken and spiritually humiliated people.
>>155580555Why? Nagasaki was Catholic, not american evangelical
>>155580568I accept your concession.
>>155580568If that's the case, how are we so awesome and chad then?
>>155580637Stop kicking a man when he's down, just accept his concession and move on.
>>155579805
>>155580637>scared of nuclear reactors
>>155580668Can't spell kebab without KWAB.
>>155579805Learn about variance, statsman
>>155579911Same reason most poor countries suck at it, lack of funding/infastructure for the sport. Unless you have a really strong football culture like some South American nations, you aren't going to be competing against ultra rich Euro/Asian countries
>>155580681Indian men are the least desired demographic on the planet.
>>155580739This is anglo propaganda.
>>155580746No it's the daily truth.
>>155580790Drop the VPN, Nigel.
>>155579911Same reason they suck at war. They are completely incapable of any sort of organization or skill sharing.
>>155580398Curaçao until the 2000s together with 5 other islands were the country of the Dutch Antilles.This country was dissolved and they have different forms of government now but since they had their own FA they never joined KNVB
>>155579891well macaquito, they probably performed better in the qualification stage... that would do it
>>155579805Seeing that disgusting pisslamic symbol humiliated on the world stage feels soo gooooood.Thank you my LORD and my GOD, Jesus Christ.
>>155581130based
>>155580721>most poor countries suck at itmorocco is a shithole and their squad has been good for years. senegal is literally a meme country and a banana republic and their team is very solid. ivory coast has loads of very good players and it's another safari democracy.Even in the less well off euro countries, a random 16 year old kid with a bit of tekkers on a school playground would make it instantly into Tunisia's starting 11.Muslims are just shit at football because of genetics and the way their society is structured. Same with Indians and Chinese.
>>155579805>it’s another country who did not qualify that comment on countries that did qualify can’t wait to see what romania, danemark or italy will do in the group stage
>>155579805>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE AND BARBARY SLAVERS
>>155579805mietfrei
>>155581130>my semitic desert cult is better than yoursto be fair, it is, but that's like saying it's better to piss than shit yourself
>>155581171>and their squad has been good for yearsThey literally have players trained from France>Muslims are just shit at football because of genetics and the way their society is structuredNo, its culture and lack of training.
>>155581171> morocco is a shitholeexcept it isn’t >senegal is a meme country what does that even mean? One important reason is that many African countries inherited weaker economic and institutional foundations and had less time to build football infrastructure and professional leagues.Also the reason why india or pakistan are not good at soccer other than the fact that their own development was undermined by the british, is because they couldn’t care less since they seem to be very good at cricket, so the “they can’t perform because muh genetics kwab” argument is not existent since they do perform in other sports. Least we forget that danemark, which seem to be the /pol/ poster boy, is not present at this world cup neither did they win any world cup, they never once attain the final stages of the world cup, so what happened there? Is it their protestant work ethics that failed them? Is it the colour of their skin? Or is it just that they suck at football? Sure they won the euros just like the Greek and by hearing a lot of /pol/ fags, greece is overrun by ottoman rapebabiees and cant work more than 2 hours so how come they still won something? If football results prove a country’s ethics or quality, how do we explain that countries with excellent governance and living standards such as Norway, Switzerland, or New Zealand have never won a World Cup? The answer as to why european nations are good at it, or won more, is mostly because they built professional football institutions much earlier.Also, if poverty was such a factor how do we explain players like Drogba, Weah, Eto’o or Salah?
>>155579805>YOUNG THIRSTY CONCACAF BVLL CUMS ON MUSLIMS
>>155581175We're refereeing :)
Look up the history of Judaism in Curaçao
Curacao got the ecuador special. Even their game against ivory coast was gonna go 0-0 till the last minute goal
>>155585217>we
>>155585396I don't see the Hungarian flag on him :)
>>155579904>Italy sucks, they literally lost to BosniaThe former european champion smells corruption through sound proofed walls (literally a home play). Former they do not participate in countries that openly kill others for oil grab or forced labor. The are the Lê Đức Thọ of nations in their own way. Cheers.
>>155579805but do they have fancy team bus and domestic electric car?
>>155585439vgh Kovács István, a pure blood Dacian
>>155581235The other options are Indian jungle cults (Buddhism). In this world youre either a Pajeet or a Jew, take your pick
>>155579911Inbreeding kills their neurophysiological machine making them worse in everything. And yes IQ tests test for spatial awareness and executive function as well as processing speed.
>>155580911Iran just decisively beat the US and Israel
>>155587760I unironically dont get why people think being a jew is bad. Their wine is fire so is their EDM. And Israel is 10000x more liveable than India
