match starts in 1.5 bongs
the Hrmuz remains closed...let's go.
>>155592761will Trump nuke the iran match?
>comfy>/pol/ pic in the OPnah
>>155592835I don't think this match will be able to separate from /pol/
>>155592761>comfy thread 1 hour and a half before the match>/spol/tard OP picKill yourself.
explain the iran war in football terms to me
confirmed lineups>belgium
>>155593216>ngoy
iran just needs to draw
>iran
>>155593254kek
>odds>source: polymarket
>>155593039Iran won big time with solid defense blocking US supplies to the strikers
>>155593039Iran held a perfect low block defense for 90 minutes
>>155593482Everyone at the top is dead though
>>155593557a few players were red carded but the team remained undefeated
>>155593557>we killed the old man>we won Iran, he's your 300 billion losers money
>>155593621so like Paraguay vs Turkey?
>>155593756yes
>>155593557Their manager got sent off, but in the end players on the pitch managed to claim the victory despite heavy bombardment from US attacks
>>155593557Wow good for Israel. How does that help you though?
If we pray to Jesus instead of Allah, can we win?
>>155594014Ofcourse because he is the one true God. Good luck btw iranbro. Hope it's a good match
>>155592761I’m supporting Irantotal reformist dead btw
Does Iran even have any mediocre players ? Drawing with Kiwis means theyre dogshit right ? I expect another one sided game
>>155594014looks like that's the secret to victory yes
>>155594014Yes , with Jesus, a win is possible
>>155594137anyone have some good artwork of Jesus on hand?
>>155594014You should pray to Zaratustra
>>155593557Lol wait a minute, let's be serious for a second, do Americans really honestly and unironically consider this war a success?
>>155594242no. most are just pissed off at the gas station.
>>155594014its literally that simple, yes
>>155593879>>155593932>>155594242>What about AmericaI'm not praising the war I am just stating an objective fact
thread is lacking in comfiness from non-comfy OP pic
>>155593039>park the bus for 120 minutes>win the penalty shootout
>>155592761>Strait's closedKek I haven't seen that meme in like a decade
>>155594242Depends on whose team you're on
>>155592761Iran will win
>>155594014Switching from a rip off Jewish god to a dead kike on a stick is peak cuckoldry when you have your own native religion that is still alive
Hm..
lets be real, iran is going to get raped here
>>155594490Thread should be good fun regardless.
Crowd is going to be full of Pahlavist trash
what if iran win
Who will it be today?
>>155594014obviously
>>155593216>star of david formation>ngoyyou can't make this up
>>155594551Stop noticing things!!
>>155593216>>155594551
>>155594516will they boo players like taremi? isnt he very pro-regime?
>>155592761Lukaka please
>lekaka as starterbut why
So there's a controversy because a Belgian player is missing the game to witness the birth of their child? What a soulless nation.
I'm rooting for iran
>>155594533Then I'll but every /sp/anon a drink tonight
>>155594646Because without him they can't scoooore
>>155594662kek
who we rooting for lads
The FS1 broadcast just played the "Numa Numa Dance" song as it cut to commercial.
>>155594206You mean Ahura Mazda?>>155594618They will literally and unironically cheer and celebrate whenever Iran concede a goal.
>>155594702Belgium for me. Always good to see the brown play. One of the best midfielders in a generation.
>>155594702The Islamic Republic of IRAN
>>155594646AuraHe can't score but his huge aura is intimidating and makes opponents score own goals.
gonna need this one to be a 0-0 slurp
>>155594707It's called Dragostea din Tei you illiterate
LUKAKU
link to stream?
>>155594646De Kwabelaere is not fit (knee problem)
>>155594014If you pray for Jesus Christ, yes. If you just use his name for a win you might wanna reconsider.
>>155594772https://istreameast.app/fifa-world-cup/iran-belgium/39839008
>>155594667Post a photo out your window if you want to win my respect
>>155594654The controversy happened in France, not in Belgium Ranjeet
>>155594702IRAN
>>155594760I don't have the MP3 saved to my Zune like you clearly do.
>>155594818Thank you Cricri
Wat moet Vanaken doen om een kans te krijgen?? totale schande!
>>155593557>we killed the leader who opposed developing nuclear weapons for religious reasons>now we can negotiate with them so that they won't develop nuclear weaponshuge win
why did heran
>>155594895(so far away)
>>155594702I'm just here to have a good time.
>>155594919all night and day
>>155594702Belgium because Lukaku.He is a fat retard but I think he is funny
I fucking hate Sundays
>>155594702Belgium but this lineup is absolutely retarded from Garcia, I don’t get what he’s doing
>>155594702i will always root for our neighbour unless they make it to the final, then i will root for whoever is playing against them. sorry bros, cant have you win a WC before us
>>155595192Likewise brother
>>155595192understandable I’d root for you in final tho
why there is no venezuela NT?
>>155593216why that weak mind faggot is still playing for lelgium?
AMAI WE GAAN
I AM TITANIUM!!!!!!!!
I'm blasting some belgian music before the matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHoT4N43jK8
>>155595292vuvuzelas were a one time thing, anon
>>155593039President Trump bet $300 million dollars on Israel beating Iran. The match is at the ninety minute mark, Iran is up 7-1 against Israel, and Donald Trump has only just now started begging the Iranian coach to throw the match.
>>155594702I just hope everyone has a lovely time.
>>155595456kek
>>155593216Good:>Courtois>Ngoy>TielemansDecent>de Cuyper>Saelemakers>MecheleProbably shit but could be good:>Lukaku>de Bruyne>MeunierGuaranteed dogshit: >Trossard>Raskin
>>155595268Smaller sibling moment
>>155595435Samehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRo7tMnM60I&pp=ygUMcG9pcm90IHRoZW1l
>>155595435Same. Not Belgian, but the best song featuring anything Belgian:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMJACYaq3Eo
>>155595456
Norwood Reaper raped that ref
>>155594818Thank you.
>>155595463>$300 million The war cost more than that every day and he has 300 billion to come up with for the bookie
>>155595324Third world seething gave him enough energy to play for a few more years
>>155595268I'd root for you in the final, buurmanOnly a meme finalist like Curacao would make me root against you
>Lukaku
Let's go Belgian! Let's send them home!
>>155593039Iran agreed not to sign Nuclear Weapons for its team, in return Trump agreed to pay Iran a greater transfer fee than Obama did.
I just had a vision from the future: Lukaku run out of breath in front of the goal, falls on an Iranian player who had the ball and causes Owen Goal to score
remember to stay hydrated belgbros
lakaka starting?
INSHALLAH IRAN will WIN
>>155594551And bbc at the front. Checks out.
Iran has homefield advantage in Los Angeles.
we will win 11-0
>>155595743>Iran agreed not to sign Nuclear Weapons for its teamThat was already a fucking thing under Obama. Why did this orange nigger tear that up 8 years ago?
LMAO close enough >>155595748
Lukaku initiating murderball early
>>155595816>calls out doubles>doesn't get
>>155595820Trump made it a central plank of his platform that it was a "bad deal" and "I know how to do good deals" and tore it up without coming up with a replacement.Unironically attacking Iran in this manner was his way of... resuming Obama's deal, with interest.
Ancient Empire vs Non-country
It'll be easier to score with the GK dead
That didn't take long
That’s a clear red
Belgian fries suck btw
>>155595816Good luck vpn bro
>Goalkeeper goes full GEDDAN
>>155595873around blacks never relax
>>155595929Would be really funny.
courtois down, de bruyne will be happy about that
I see belgium is already cheating
>>155595820You have to understand, Trump has a strange obsession with Obama and undoing anything Obama set up, often with no obvious reason other than its connection to Obama. This happens a lot and explains the whole Iran situation
magic eye of penis
>>155595929yeah idk how you can give a card for that and it not be a straight red. Cleats up on an unplayable ball. Fuck that nigger
>>155595877>>155595820There was no diplomatic deal that would prevent Iran from pursuing and getting nukes. Obama’s was too lenient to work and anything more stringent Iran refused. Fundamentally war was always the only way to prevent it or create an effective deal.
vaxx status?
>>155595748How does Owen keep getting away with it?
>beat up opposing goalies until they run out of goalies
>>155596034I'm gay btw
please let Iran win
Romelu "Break Your Necku" Lukaku
>>155596041Iran doesn't need nukes because blockading the Strait of Hormuz is better than or equivalent to having a massive nuclear arsenal.
belgium's kit looks too similar to the spanish one, keep thinking the winner has stayed on
>>155596035There’s no rules about studs up being any particular fault, or any sort of contact requiring any card. The standard for yellow vs red is reckless vs excessive force. Reckless doesn’t seem a bad judgement in this case, yellow is ok
s
>>155596152>it’s not reckless to attempt to break the opponent goalkeeper’s neck
>>155596111trips of fate
>>155596117Sure except they still wanted and were pursuing nukes so I’m not sure how you square that circle except with “the Iranian regime are retarded and got themselves killed for no reason” which I guess is a reasonable take
>>155596117The other thing is, who would invade Iran anyway? We saw how hesitant Trump was to put boots on ground. The threat of doing so fizzled out. Iran doesn't need nukes for self-defence... unless they intend to use it for aggressive purposes.
lakaka
>>155596194No it is absolutely reckless, but reckless just means yellow. I don’t think it was done with excessive force, which means it’s only a yellow and not red.
>game so shit the thread devolved into /pol/postingGrim.
>>155596266look at the op image lmaothe thread was fucked from the start
>>155596266Fine.I hope the non-country split between various ethnic groups has a good game.
I enjoyed the weebs more last night then /pol/ vermin that are showing up in droves to push their bullshit rather than have any love for the sport.
>>155596266>babbies first world cup
>>155596266>>155596304it's just comfyposting
>>155596075im also gay
>>155596228Maybe they prefer their country don't get bombed for a month?
Iran need to park the bus a bit more, they are about to be playing from behind
Raskin as sole pivot in a 433 is insanity wtf is Garcia thinking
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALMOST
Courtois still got it
Good shot
He wasn't so Iran so far away with that effort!!!!
Cute security.
>>155594411>do nothing>winwill we see this happen this WC?
>>155596075>>155596352i'm iran's number one bad boy (gay)
>>155596266It's Iran, a generation of /pol/lestinians who know no meme but basedjak can't help themselves
>constantly loud cheers for IranI thought people were going to be anti-Iranian? Especially those Pahlavis? Is it overblown?
Meunier’s useless lanky ass lost that header. Coming back to >>155595494, him and Lukaku are both gonna be on the dogshit side rather than good today
Who is your favourite Iranian leader? For me, it’s Ari Larinjani.
Think im gonna namefag for the rest of the cup
>>155596476https://youtu.be/SFU05RjFCLY
Kek what the fuck was that flop
>>155596513That would be the imaginary fake state of israel. I wish they were in this tournament. They would have had to used audio tracks for the crowd
Wait, Trossard is good?
he slipped
>>155596266cry about it
>>155596538
This is not a comfy thread
What language do Belgians speak on the field or in training etc ? There's no way a francophone can understand Flemish or any other language for that matter.
Alright, I've seen enoughNew Zealand are topping this group
>>155596352>>155596476what if like...the strait of hormuz was called the GAY of hormuz and they blocked it with a huge long dam of dildos
>>155596538My favourite Iranian leader has got to be Husayn ibn Ali. Just the quintessential Iranian lion, you know.
>>155596591Better than Debruyn
>>155595494>Raskin>badStick to jerking off to gacha girls Chinese "man"
>>155596617Football’s a universal language innit
>>155596538Qalibaf the kurdish ogre
a lot of straight men in this thread
>>155596635heheheheheheheh
>>155596671>he rates RaskinEl em ayo. I predict:50 sideways passes2 bad giveaways0 defensive presence0 attacking threat2 embarrassing slips or bad dribbles
Chucking a sickie because my car won't start and I don't want to wake my mother up at 5am and ask her to drive me to the station.Fuck I hate cars
will the US/Iran blockade the Strait of Hydration?
gay of hormuz and to keep the peace trump and the leader of iran have gay sex
I support Iran because they are the good guys here
>>155596751>my car won't startdo the electrics still come on?
>>155596751>Chucking a sickie??
Im feeling quite thirsty
>>155596617English
>>155592835>>155592890>>155596615I agree where is zayufag and MACACO when you need them?OPuto using political images is so goddamn cringe
I can't sail my submarine into the Strait of Whore Moans.
Park the fucking ship
>>155596538For me, it's the Shah
>>155596584https://youtu.be/_kgfoxyPCwE?t=11
>>155596751Did ya try hittin the dash a few times
>>155596801these pretzels are making me gay!
another inexplicably GOATed African/Asian keeper performance incoming
>>155596760The Powerade™ must flow.
>>155596856Bold of you to think Belgium will create enough shots on target to necessitate a good goalie performance
New banter idea: "Smellgium"Thoughts?>>155596786It's the battery. The only driving I do is to the station and back because I'm a would-be-NEET shut-in.
What if both sides conspired to keep the ball in play for the entire half? Would the referee force a stop in play for hydration?
>de bruyne is not the captain>tielemans is the captainI hope they lose because of this.
>>155596308The thread and match were wholesome, especially watching on telemundo
>>155596930What about "Bell-end-gium"
>shoot into opponent's hand>get free kick in front of goalis it that easy?
>>155596829Why did the democrats make me get my gay ass fucked?
>>155596794Not going to work
>>155596930Hope so, that's an easy fix.t. replaced battery before
>>155596942we need to test it outfuck he gonna do? red card all 22 of them?
Holy shit they pulled the same shit we did against Argentina
Alhamdullila
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kino goal
>Meunier fuckup>Raskin useless cleaning up and gives away handballYeah I’m thinking I know ball, fire these niggas into the sun
Surviving a big ngubu knee early on gave that GK extra confidence.Vozinha 2.0 incoming (I hope)
There is no god but Allah.
UH OH BELGIUM UH OH
ISLAMED.COM
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
however
HOWEVER
The city of memelgium
>worst germany
>>155596976Doesn't work against Spain for mysterious reasons
>>155596976If I stood ten meters in front of you with my hands stretched out, how many attempts would it take you to kick a football into one of my hands?
>direct shot to a belgian kid cryingroflbrutal
>shoot into opponent's hand>get free kick in front of goal>scoreis it that easy?
Lelgium is such a meme
lel
LET'S FUCKING GO IRANNNNNNNNNHA HA DID ANYBODY SEE THAT CHILD CRYING?
Mashallah brothers
offside.Otherwise it would have been a 1 trillion IQ goal
:(
Offside, non?
>that kid cryingIT'S 1-0 CALM DOWN
ALLAHU AKBAR YA ALI YA HUSAIN
hory sheet what a goal.
>the belgian tinpot generation
Wanted to praise Allah for the celebration?
LMAO CHEEKY but offside
That Belgium child crying lol
Wafflebrehs...
All these girls in the stands are fucking hot
STRAIGHT IS CLOSED
The Strait’s staying shut if this is disallowed.
what if trump takes a shit in AOC's pussy
Why arent these Iranian bitches covered
Unfortunately I think it's offside
>>155597205That cameraman is brutal kek
THESE NIGGAS SAID THEY HEARDA ME
>>155596953France has had fake captains for as long as I can remember with Deschamps. In the current team the one doing all the captaining on the field is Rabiot.
El VARsinso
>>155597212/weakmind/
Era!
Trump made the call
SHOW THE KID AFTER THE REVERSAL
>kid crying
>>155597311Most of the Iranians in the stands are American citizens, probably.
>>155597283I bet they were the same diaspora thots cheering the US bombing of their country
Rigged
>>155597205>>155597210gay child
STRAIT CLOSED AGAIN
Israel made the call
Orange man will pay for this.
Hezbollah will take revenge for this
>>155596953Dr Bruyne is a whiny bitch that’s why. So is Courtois.
awww sheeeeet
unlucky
STRAIGHT IS OPEN
>>155597423ayo this nonce wants footage of kids
>>155597212>crying kidadd it to the collage
GAME'S GONE
did they take the sips break during the VAR review?
>>155597205>>155597210>tfw no belgian mommy
Some refinery in UAE is gonna pay for this.
I love seeing kids cry
>>155594702i'd normally root for belgium but iran going far would be a beautiful underdog story
Belgium is simply second rate. Sorry.
>>155597568probably best way to do it imo
Did they remove the hydration break?
>>155597210he is just doing it to get the women's attention. pro move.
Sorry Iran but ((( VAR ))) determined this was ((( offside )))
À boire !
>>155597650Hydration is haram
loving it when they don't show the VAR to us
>>155597311How many Iranians from Iran do you think were given visas to attend the WC while in the middle of a war with the US?They're diaspora
>>155592761That goal was anti-semitic, that is why it wasn't allowed.
>second match in a row they off side is very close and they don't show the image
>>155597620Faggot
>>155597650Dw, they would never miss their ads
HYDRATE
>>155597650We are mosit. We are living.
>>155597650fuck they saw your post
>>155597645They have very often done it in the past (maybe past couple of decades). In fact they have been sneaking away for more "hydration" despite the breaks.Oh and look at that.
BBOOOOOOOO!
ITV has abandoned the chalk.
*sip*
>>155597707>We do not fookin sip
>>155597714seriously it took way too long. Mustve been a borderline case.
>>155597706get a life
>>155597645oh wait never mind they just delayed it fuck me for thinking they'd do something that makes some sense lmao
>>155597205>>155597210Someone is gonna sleep in the basement again.
>>155592761Why don't they just build a canal through the bit at the bottom?
>>155597714If you need VAR lines to know that’s offside then you’re ngmi
Does NZ have any chance on this group? It would huge for them reaching even for the next round.
>>155597311These are Tehrangeles Iranians, half of them probably never even set foot in Iran
>>155597205>>155597210Bitch can comfort me le instead
Hydration break
>>155597815Why don't you hydrate bigot ?
>>155597847Too busy spending $100 billion on fake islands that look like a palm tree and the world map
SPONSORED BY POWERADEDRINK ADES
This blonde bint STFU
Dehydrating with a beer right now.
>>155597847they might actually be thinking of it because Iran can threaten to close the strait again and again.
Fucking hate courtois ama
>>155593216>lukakaliterally worse than geriatric ronaldo
>>155597883theyre not covered in Tehran either anymore
I remember the days before wimmin commentators, wimmin pundits, wimmin refs.Cringe shite on itv right now.
Oil price status?
>>155597971He's a sore loser but a great GK
totally normal thing to show from the studio during a football match
>>155597959What the fuck is a heavenly birthday? I sure hope you guys don't do that.
any iranian players play in yurop big leagues?
>>155597847Because then you can just blow up regardless. That's not how it works Same with pipies. It's over
VAR 100% rigged
>>155597847why didnt frodo just ride the eagles into mordor?
Can the niggas sitting in the top stands even see anything?Isn't it better to watch at home in 4k hdr 60fps at that point?
what if lukaku was gay
>N Goy
>>155598050No, she's just talking out her arse, making it about her
Offside because he’s so caked up.
Everyone will speak of today as an Iranian victory regardless of what the refs said happened
>>155598026What’s this in response to? People mocking her online?
Literally offside butt.
I found why Iran is being subjected to the rigginghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH0gl6OXXt4
>>155598170There's a giant screen hanging from the ceiling.
>>155598196She doesn't mean her dad is dead and in heaven, does she?
you can stop crying now.
Offside ass
KEK
Total Dutch Victory
>>155598224She was talking about her dead dad and posed like that for some reason.
That looked very funny.
>>155598211>>155598226wasn't there also one of these in the last wc/euros? think it was lakaka
Have I gone mad? Didn't offside used to be about day light inbetween players?
WHAT PART OF IRAN ARE YOU FROM
>>155598261Looking for a zutting
>>155598170>better to watch at homet. atmospherebabby
Nigga pressed square way too hard
>>155598260>>155598261Fatass
>>155598261Big iranian booty
>>155598297Yeah I know I just assumed the weird pose and the message on her shirt was her trying to say something
>>155598260>>155598261Soccer offside rules are so fucking gay
fuck this rigatoni shit. Iran must win.
>>155598170spoken like a true never-been-to-games
>lakaka is still their striker Hasn't he been titular for like 15 years or something. Don't they have anyone but him
>>155598259it is, he is dead and today is his birthday (or the day of his death?)>>155598224dead dad cuz it is father's day here, prob some personal stuff
>>155598240I see.I thought those were for scores, ads and stuff.
>>155598291play on I say, wokeist nonsense if that's a red
>>155598302Argentina's third goal in the 2022 wc final was onside thanks to some French ass.
anybody know if the iranian beach is even good for holiday? or it is awful because of oil and ship activities
Ref has great authority. I like him
>>155598370he 'caused an OG' in the previous match a few seconds after entering so the coach probably thought he was in shapeTurns out it a fluke
>>155598309
>>155598260>>155598261Why is that line not straight as the penalty area one?
PERSIAAAAAPERSIAPERSIAAAAAAA
>>155598291
>>155598358It's saying ''look at me, look at me on your TV shitting up your WC with my attention seeking drivel, haha girl power''.
>>155598367Look at my flag.I have crowded place loud noise fatigue.
God I love the anti time wasting stuff
>>155598447For a south american ref he surprisingly uses his whistle a lot
>>155598309>esfahanI wonder if they are known in the region for their esfihas
>>155598379Now that you mentionit I'm not sure it shows the game...
>>155598370>titularBrazilian in Ireland detected
>>155598226>quedo offside de puro orto
>>155598309Practicing Zoroastrian from Marzandaran here
dad sent me this
>>155598502Yes.
>>155598502yeah, me toohope this got implemented across all leagues soon
Offsides should be like a full body's width to count. Fuck this dummy thick asscheeks bullshit.
>>155598370>>155598455De Ketelaere is injured. Why are you retards always so dramatic and prone to "I saw it in a dream" explanations
>>155598540damn that looks fucking good. sweet or savory?
>>155598260What the fuck is your image. >>155598261 is the one I got shown where it’s pretty obvious and half his body, yours looks edited to make it seem closer
>>155598476holy kek you're right, the absolute state of VARwith that said with a straight line he'd be even more offside
>>155598455Surely they have another 2m nog to leave as striker no
>>155598583Good luck.
Lukaku looks like he's having a stroke
>>155598540tried kuku for the first time the other week and it was very nice
>>155598606my screenshot was taken while the camera was panning so it's at an angle.
Why the fuck did I put Belgium scoring three here? Bunch of useless bums.
>>155598304You haven’t gone mad you’re just literally fucking retarded and have been since birth I suspect, it’s never ever ever been that way
>>155598602Savory.
I have wool socks on but my toes are still cold :(
>>155598309Zabol, bordering Afghanistan for maximum ackbarness
>>155598309Khomeini's mausoleum
>>155593216I just found out that Doku is not playing today because he wants to be with his wife when she gives birth to their first child.How can anyone dislike Doku?
>blud thought he was Maradona
>>155598665>Belgium scoring threewho on this aged Belgium team spearheaded by pookaku is scoring three?
>>155598476>>155598609>What is perspective
>>155598476You're not supposed to notice...
>>155598587I've been saying just that for a while now. This rule is utterly retarded as is.
>>155598590I have never seen De Keklare play well. he looks like he should be on his father's yacht instead of playing football.
>>155598665Iran are typically good at defendingNew Zealand are just THAT good
What is up with all these hand gestures from Iran?I thought it was just a meme.
>>155598696are those uber eats orders?
>>155598587You wouldn't escape the argument of milimeters because it's either offside or not, there's no inbetween.
>>155598476Oy cool down with the antisemitism
>>155598720No no anon highways really do get infinitely narrow off in the distance The absolute state of mongs on here
>>155598715My thought process was: If New Zeland could score two, surely Belgium can do better.
>>155598743Same but he's always playing out of position. Don't ask me what his real position is because idk
Business idea: remove offside rule altogether
man that iran vs egypt game gonna be awesome
I have no idea why most of the crowd is cheering for Iran when this game is being played on US soil. How are these people getting in? I thought travel from Iran to US was banned.
>+8What are these times
>>155598903Minutes, anon
>>155598587> a full body's widthIt's a terrible idea because it would make it harder for the defenders to tell if the other is off side and would continuously deviate the play towards the goal
>>155598502What are you talking about ? Afaik the clock is still runing even when the ball is dead or when someone dives etc.
>>155594889US truly got conned by the joos
>>1555989033 mins for hydration, 2 for that var shit, 3 for gk heem at the beginning of the game
Didn't know Iranians were such Neymar fans, they're just rolling on the floor all the time
>>155598872>Bussiness ideaYou lost me there.
8 minutes lmao. Holy kike what do you mean 9 minutes they didn’t even give 10 minutes when the guy broke his leg
>>155598903microwave time
>>155598902Diaspora? Or maybe just liberals cheering on for the "oppressed"
>>155598771
>>155598848He’s like Griezmann where he needs to be floating off another striker in a 4411 kinda setup. Can’t play wing, as single striker, or as a conventional attacking mid. But unlike Griezmann he isn’t an elite talent who is worth changing the setup around for, so he gets put wherever and has to make do
>>155598925Wow thanks
>>155598903The England-Iran match in the 2022 World Cup had 24 minutes of stoppage time.
>>155598902Isn't being the match being played in California after all?
Proper slurper this game.
>>155598954See >>155598945 and he didn’t even include +1 min for generic time wasted
>>155598954they are including 5 minutes it took to determine the obvious offside goal
Iran players still do the thing where they lay on the grass for no reason. Nobody does that anymore
Lukaku is unc’ing out
I thought Belgium was supposed to be good? They can't even score against this flop team
>>155598902>"Tehrangeles" is a popular portmanteau for the massive Persian community and cultural hub in the Los Angeles metropolitan area, merging "Tehran" and "Los Angeles". It represents the largest concentration of Iranian-Americans outside of Iran and is celebrated for its rich culinary scene, bustling businesses, and complex political history
>>155599049>>155598973it is in los angeles, hugest diaspora of iran in the us maybe even the worldwe talked about this the last game they played (also in la)
>>155599049It's the edge of the world, andall of Western civilization.The sun may rise in the east, at least,it settled in a final location
Iran are gonna sit back all game. Move Saelemakers to RB and bring in a winger who can beat his man 1v1, lukebakio or MFP please
Lukaku is Belgian striker or Iranian defender?Because whenever he receives the ball in the box he immediately puts it out of it
>>155598476
>>155599143>It represents the largest concentration of Iranian-Americans outside of IranWait, there're no Iranian-Americans in Europe?
>>155599143That whore should get gangraped and then beheaded.
Dogshit game desu
>>155599097i dont think they have very much grass in iran so they might be getting the most out of their trip by doing so
>>155599143>largest concentration of Iranian-Americans outside of Irandid AI write this shit?
belgium is a bad team?
Ivory Coast would easily beat these teams. What shitty football am I watching
>>155599209You tell me there was off side because Jesus said so ?
Don't see many Iran flags here, they must be nervous
>>155598872It really doesn't make sense that a goal gets revoked just because the striker s butt was ahead of the line
>>155599248Oh, maybe they were told to "touch grass" and that's why they're doing that.
>>155598688damn i'm gonna ask gemini how to make them shits
Lukaku gettin old
>>155599228Europe is Sunni Muslim clay>>155599242calm down Imam
>>155599296Not according to FIFA
>>155599298>Ivory Coast would easily beat these teams.Probably. I felt bad when they lost to Ger- I mean to Undav.
We're trying our best to score a goal
>>155599195it confuses the defenders so Owen Goal scores
>>155599298The World Cup qualification process should involve every team in the world playing against Ivory Coast. Anybody who loses doesn't qualify.
Why do the graphics stutter when they say Iran?
>>155599139>I thought Belgium was supposed to be goodWhat on earth made you think that??
>>155599344Technically you can use your butt to score, that's why it's considered off side, that's why only the arms don't count.
>>155599184Lukaku will not finish the match, will probably be replaced by MFP but I agree, Lukebakio should play instead of Saelemakers. There is also Moreira
>>155599396sshhhhh
>>155599388what about draw?
>>155599396That's just your dad downloading porn on the upstairs computer.
>>155599143
>>155599275AI is haram
>>155599386Try hard homo.
>>155599248Why wouldn't there be grass in Iran?
>>155599369damn top 10 even
It’s a slurper!
>>155599369>>155599523remember when FIFA claimed they were the best team?
>>155599485Yes, there are Iranian Jews. Iranian Jews fled Iran when Muslims began killing them, retard.
>>155599523LE GOLDEN GENERATION
>>155599518they think Iran is a desert because they know it only from pol drawings
>open tv app>splash screen greets me with a button labeled "see what's on" that i have to press in order to get to the tv streamsmotherfucker why do you think i opened you
Iran seems to be the best of the mudshit countries.
>>155599523No Italy?Have they actually become that bad?
IRAN WILL SCORE IN THE SECOND HALF MARK MY WORDS. LET'S GO IRAN!!
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>>155599616Anon... The last WC italy played was 12 years ago
>>155599369>>155599523>>155599573>>155599581>still crying about Coca-Cola rankingYou are supposed to be better than this
>>155599298Do you rike 50 teams worldu cuppu :)
>>155599614i wonder how would they perform if they dont have to do that whole circus of security
>>155599614Don't pass on Morocco
The offside rule is fine as written and there’s no real reason way to write it better if you insist on strict enforcement. The only solution if you don’t like how it currently works is treating it like ice hockey or rugby do, where it’s loosely enforced only in fairly obvious cases with clear advantages gained. But soccer is slightly different because an offside is way more likely to directly yield a goal in a sport where points are harder to come by than in rugby or hockey. I dunno. It’s tough
>>155599143I live in the bit of London with all the Iranians and Arab Christians, they're perfectly tolerable, can't imagine what nonsense they're up to when infected with American culture virus though
>>155599485Does the ring have a signification ? I've seen more and more lately.
>>155599614I’d argue Jordan maybe, but Iran has Persian heritage vs Arab which is why it’s better than most ME countries. Shame about Islam, it’d be cool if it was a major Zoroastrian power
>>155599614That will be one of the Balkans or ex-soviet cunts.Iran still has a extremist streak.
>>155599518i dont know it's just the impression i get. doesn't look very green on a map>>155599592no
>>155599523USA is top 10. USA would bootyblast these Belgian geezers.
>>155599757They have a rainforest near the caspian coast.Although it's true, a lot of Iran is desert.
if can win the 2nd half then we'll win the game
Damn, insane pass.
>>155593039The US's midfielder had to keep scoring from afar because the striker was too pussy to break their defense while iran blockaded the water break boys and the restroom and their goalkeeper scored points from across the field.
>>155599143It bring me so much joy that the razi dispora retards celebrated on the streets in Iran the day of the attack and have now been rounded up and tortured.
How the FUCK
Quick red.
So wha thappens if everyone in the group ties?
>>155592761Kek
>>155604535Teams that scored more goals would go through. If they all draw 1-1 in every match, I think they eventually draw lots.
>>155605016There isn't lot drawing anymore, they use FIFA ranking now:>Tie-breaking criteria for World Cup groups > greatest number of points obtained in the group matches between the teams concerned > superior goal difference resulting from the group matches between the teams concerned > greatest number of goals scored in all group matches between the teams concerned > superior goal difference in all group matches > greatest number of goals scored in all group matches > highest team conduct score (players and team officials) relating to the number of yellow and red cards obtained > the two or more teams still equal on points shall be ranked according to the most recent published edition of the FIFA/Coca‑Cola Men’s World Ranking
>>155605263So does the lower-ranked team go through if it goes down to rankings, or the higher-ranked team? Surely it should be the team ranked lower because they did better to achieve this outcome, but I bet the higher-ranked team goes through just because it's FIFA.
