Today I discovered that Tango sounds smart when sober, and it ruined my day.I would estimate his IQ above 100, but I so wished it was a solid 87...Never meet your heroes, they will buttfuck you barefooted with a smile on their face.
>>155592838>Today I discovered that Tango sounds smart when sober, and it ruined my day.he's not tango when he's soberif he was who you wished he was, he couldn't travel the world to see ingerlund score some fakking goals
No one cared who he was until he took the shirt off
who the fuck cares? this is a sports board.
that's a english thing. a lot of them look like orks but when they start to speak sound like a literature professor
>they don't care who i am with the shirt on
>>155592838For the next world cup I want him to secretly start taking large amounts of anabolic steroids and working out, then during the first match he takes his shirt off and everyone is expecting the usual lardy mass, but instead he looks like He Man.
>>155592838His day job is professor of philosophy at the university of Sheffield why wouldn't he sound smart?
>>155594124"Stare too long into Tango, and Tango stares back at you"
>>155593127>he's not tango when he's soberTHIS
>>155592838read his daughter passed a couple of years ago, rip
>>155592838this but rowan atkinson
>>155594256like Popeye and the spinach init
Do JFs know why he's called Tango?