Green flag 4:29 ET on Prime75 laps of humiliation for everyone elseStream: dd12streams.com/nas2
First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
>Calling it /svg/ when we're in the season of nascar approved cheated up Toyota'sRemember cota.
just got in. did i miss the flyover? i wanna see the jets go nyoom.
>>155598072Reddick got damage and has to start dead lastBell has a broken wrist and may sub outDenny and Bubba are mid on road>LegacylmaoGibbs looks quick but he'll fuck up
>>155598209Still pre-race, i dont think that stuff will happen for 20 minutes or so.
>>155598481>Reddick got damage and has to start dead lastYeah cause that hurt Hamlin the last few weeks.
>my tires are cookeddamn zoomers. whats next? my tires are skull emoji?
Im watching iran in the world cup instead of this
>>155598731soccer is so boring i tried to watch the first 2 games 2 weeks ago and im done for the whole world cup now. even a boring football/basketball/baseball game is better than a soccer game
>>155598731Why, Iran isnt even good. I can understand watching a fun team at least.
>>155598885just four weeks to go kwab
Morning lads, enjoying the build up to the race today.
>>155598885Our burgermutts might make the semis
>>155597885>Anduril 250wait this isnt a joke?
>>155598974they don't play against any kind of quality competition, they don't have great team structure so can't put together scoring chances as a unit, and they're not sound defensively
>tfw I'm working at a different site today and the Goodyear blimp is too far away for good pictures.Another beautiful day, though.
I need to go grocery shopping, but I want to watch the rest of Indy... Should I try to go between /indy/ and /turnleft/, and likely miss part of the beginning of the race? Or should I wait until after the face, and risk having the stores close since these Coronado races have been super long?
Who's the most depressing driver in this lineup?
I missed the truck race, how was it?
>>155599264heat you can see
>>155599376Herbst or Berry as they're already replaced for next year so they're dead men driving.
>>155599398Trucks was pretty goodO'Reilly was a shit showOn Speed, Harvick was saying the trucks are closer to Cup cars than O'Reilly, so that gives me hope
>>155599264Based blimb revealed itself for a fleeting moment. Thanks blimb.
>>155599475the road course rapist
>>155599475you know he's australian. he was just born in kiwiland his whole career took place in australia
>>155599444Just distance. It's only about 71 degrees out today and there's a comfy sea breeze.
>>155598731Kek I know your skin color
>>155599475>SVJew was promised the road courses 3000 years ago. -Steve LeTard
>>155599583Okay no I'm saying no I was watching his Formula Ford, Toyota Racing Series, and Super Tourers. Also Supercars raced here in NZ too, the Pukekohe races with him are kino watches.
>>155599186yeah we military industrial complex maxxing today. should have had the startline on the carrier.
>>155599679>Pukekohemay it F. criminal that the pony cunts were allowed to shutter the place
Flyover will be an E-2D, F-35C II and F/A-18E
cannae stand the med ads switched to the international
>>155599772It makes me livid, if any place deserved to stay and be expanded to have the New Zealand Racing Hall of Fame Museum it would have been Pukekohe.Fucking Boomers...
>>155599657Actually white. Enjoy watching Iran wins, I imagine that the jews hate it which makes it better
>>155597885YES MUH AMERICA AND YES MUH GOD. FUCK ALL COMMIES AND MUSLIMS AND ALL OF THEIR SIMPS
SVGCHADS WW@
>muh God
Don't be jealous if you're not American
>>155599864Why are you still here? Don’t you have a shithole country to simp for?
lowkey this shit is borderline parody
>>155597885BAMF IS LOCKED IN
will we ever see the texas anthem at a nascar race? we had to sing this every week in elementary schoolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCxKVpaAI_g
random doggy
>tfw SVG and NZ both win today
Lettuce pray
Flyover inbound
>>155600071It’s to soothe them after blasting a Muslim into pieces
>>155599826cant wait for it yeai wish we had flyovers in europe for every race not just the 2/3 big ones lol
>>155600100
For me, it's Danielle Trotta's hot body.
>>155600071
just shave that off son
>>155600147Replace the nugs with a baconator
how come my school band didnt sound like this
>>155600100Ay man
As an aviation autist FUCK YEAH USA! USA! USA!
love the dishy boi
when they panned to the aircraft carrier and all of the soldiers were standing at attention a few were on their phones. hope they dont get in trouble for that
>>155600238aviation autists gangso coolhawkeye too, epic
>>155600288I hope they do. Pay attention to /turnleft/
>>155600238
>in the shipwtf
Hocevars car looks so good man
free that dawghe wants to sleep
hope we get a juan like the sam mayer crash yesterday
Doggie
>>155600558For me it's the battle ship grey Red Bull 97. I used to have a Scion TC with the same paint color before my wife wrecked it.
>>155600693Official roll for who causes a 7+ car juan today.
Why would Monster waste money sponsoring one shitter and one middling driver instead of putting all their money into Denny Hamlin or even Reddick?
>>155600701This shit was crazy
I love this intro
>>155600748Oh that's a given that I love that car, I just get the A-10 aesthetics.
>>155600820can someone emphasize who big of a fuckup that was? he didn't just turn too early he ran right into that wall at 30 degrees
One more for the plane autists. Apologies for potato quality, I had to zoom way the fuck in.
Video games and anime
>buildsubmarines.com>look inside>no instructions
>>155601085
>12bthe fuck is wrong with this country
>>155600996Do not apologise I do thank you
>>155600993It was really bad, on the radio he was calling himself the biggest shitter on the grid for crashing like that. He fucked up bad and owned up to it for what its worth.
>>155599475If his pit crew does their job, his crew chief makes decent calls, and he doesn't get taken out in a crash, he's pretty much got this imo.
>kmagIt’s gonna be a bloodbath
>>155599511Anon, that's a flying saucer.
>>155601391Caution is right beside him so I am worried
>>155599583>you know he's australian.He's a Kiwi, you dumb nigger.
missed the invocation. how was the Yay God this week?
Boogity Boogity
>>155599847ALWAYS use the commercial free streams anon. Always.
GREEN GREEN GREEN
If I'm SVG im getting the fuck away from Hocevar as soon as possible.
What a slow and orderly first two corners compared to the previous 2 days
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
>indy ending right before nascar startsONE MOTORSPORT UNITED UNDER THE GREEN FLAG
genuinely some of the worst race start commentary ive ever experienced wtf
>>155601764Wish it worked out this way every week.
Amigo pushing Zane around
i hope someday we have a track that goes over itself on a bridge like a figure 8 or something
Very calm start overallBarely any aggressive moves
CAMON SHANE
>>155601764perfection
>>155601764There is absolutely no reason for there to be a conflict between IMSA, IndyCar and NASCAR outside of 6+ hour IMSA races.
>>155601837isn't there a rather new rich-guy auto club track that does that?
Kyle Busch out of the race this week?
>imitator
>>155601837Nascar Monza (old) or Suzuka
Luckily this track is so fucking long
Rolling for loose manhole covers
>>155602132yes
>>155602084i know a go kart track like that but nothing bigger
DING'D
>>155602084Suzuka in Japan has a figure 8
>DINGERED
Almondnigger is getting a go kart engine next week.
Damn, pretty big track.
based BAMF
CAMON BAMF!!
Blenis taking the lead too
Jr is such a fucking nerd
>>155600993He hit the wall, bounced off, and took the car next to him with him straight into the wall. Everybody else just got caught up in it...
>>155602416SVG and BAMF were exchanging tactics on irenting
>>155597885Rolling for Bubba to be “accidentally” blew up by a Tomahawk
>>155601837Race on interstate on/off ramps
>tyre saving
>Rear tires already burned outGonna be a long day
>>155601837Nascar at Suzuka when?
>>155601837Old AVUS
>>155602540Anduril is sponsoring so it'd probably be a Fury.
what irenting does to a mfer
>>155602263The Track Pigeon Forge, TN.
Got this image from the old /asp/ board that I converted for /turnleft/. Who should be added into this?
>>155602694Doesn't iRenting have terrible netcode which leads to phantom collisions?
>>155602718
>>155602718Man, I need to go back to this place.
BLIMP
>>155602776jr would answer this but he is on the booth.
gimmie
>>155602770Junior Johnson dean of engineering
NOOOOO JIBBYYYYYY
>gimmie
>>155602825Very nice.>JJ
>gimmieGot a drink to much, but at least it stayed green
>gimmie>>155602511kek you watched that live DJD too they were mad he was beating them with 600 irating
>JJota
kwab
Not the tire pile I was expecting to be punted
>>155602842
Connor needs to quit being a bitch or go back down to the minor league
>>155602770Mayfield for drug education Carl Edwards for public speaking
>>155602941not having a gpu rn sucks because i cant watch shit like this, fuck nvidia, seriously.
>>155602770>african american studies
>kwarbson 9th
>>155602770Foreign Culture is Montoya or SVG
rolling for who crashes into the harbor
>burgers fascinated by a clutch pedal
Man they should just go back to actual manuals.
CHESS STALLED LOL
>Chess
Australian super cars to road course NASCAR is seamless. F1 & sports cars not so much. I was hoping for more out of the 91 today
>lelliott
>>155603407People always underestimate how hard it is to drive cup cars. Also the 91 is a backmarker anyway.
>>155602770Willie Mullins - CafeteriaBubba - AA StudiesI used to have the old one saved, some of the drivers on it would still fit. one of you anons might still have it.
>ANYTIME YOU'RE FUCKING READY MR. ELLIOT!
no crashes yet
lap is way too long
Ahem...FUCK AMAZON AND FUCK ISPs.
>>155603317you should see what happens when they learn about symmetrical full-time all wheel drive
>Commercial has a politically-correct spectrum of brown people all dancing together at a Tennessee hoedown in 1948Lol. Lmao
>Tires only lasting 9-10 lapsAre they going to have enough sets?
>>155603590>soon
>>155602770>>155603513I dunno if this is the latest one but I've got an old one
>>155603482SVG won in the 91
alright here's what I added so far. I also added Darrell Waltrip as ROTC commander.
>>155603725And of course I forgot the image
*bonk* Donger'ed
>>155603684They said yesterday that NASCAR is letting them have an extra set due to tire wear. Drivers were going easy in qualifying to save those tires as well too.
>>155603671There's parts of Tennessee where that still isn't allowed today
>saurez penalty pit crew jumped over the wall too soon
Wtf is Almondnigger's problem?
era
>>155603839Isn't he like 5'4"I'd have a problem too
>>155603838there is a joke hidden in there
>Mexicans penalized for crossing a barrier.America is back.
bubba hamilton
CAMOON SHANE
>>155603777would have thought Waltrip would be Literature. also, nice digits
>crashouse
CAWSHUN
>>155603777Hamlel on Law and Bubba on Criminology
>wrecky
>>155603838You would think Suarez would have taught those guy when to jump a wall
>>155603904
>>155603790Yes! thanks
SvG's onboard really showed how Bubba's car is a cheatin' yoder. It was unrealistic how easily it was pulling away after some of those turns.
this is why i drive with minimal radio and AC so my battery doesnt die
>>155603949Who else was really gonna fit in there I immediately thought of that intro where he dressed up as a drill sergeant
>steakhouse
here with the arbys onboard
>wreckhausen
>>155603646The Asians can copy anything.
Bell is getting out of the car as his commercial comes on TV
What happened to Bell?
driver change on the 20>>155604219still injured from the michigan crash
OK, this, but next year the race on the deck of the carrier with a big jump onto the streets like in my Chinese vidya.
>>155604030could go with one of the pit road officials
arby's is the goat of fast food
>>155604219Relief driver switch due to his broken wrist.
we sports car racing now
I picked Bell to win the tournament. I may end up changing my bracket
turnleft endurance
>>155603671My thoughts exactly kek they’re trying to hard yet ignoring the target demographic
>pedal extensionsIs Crews a manlet?
>>155604295>still injured from the michigan crashFuuuuuuuuuuug.He's the only cheatin ass Yoda driver I respect. That was a bad crash, but I guess it's much worse than I thought.
>>155603777Chastain as agriculture.
>>155604451There's only a 1" difference between them
Imagine if they raced here towards the beginning of the season, during rainy season.
>>155604219Mandatory twink replacement
>Thanks. I stole it. Too bad bubba couldn't have been in that commercial
>>155604451No. Bell is 7'8 and they cut out part of the floor for his feet to fit the modified pedals
>>155604024All toyotas with factory tier like jgr and 23xi has cheated up cars at ecu level, same shit they pulled at lemans with {{{BOP}}}
>>155604560I want violence in my racing, not murder
so much parking
>>155604560>rainy seasondawg it rains here in sd like 1 day a year
>>155604560I thought it hadn't rained in southern California in 20 years
(BOB'S DISCOUNT FURNITURE)this means so much to mejej
where is SVG? is he safe is he alright?
>>155603993>>155604336>>155604512where I am now
>>155604658>>155604660Oh. When my family visited in 1997, it rained every single day that week. It of course was sunny the day we drove back home.
>>155603777>women studiesErin Crocker Evernham
>>155604743he's in about the safest place he can be
CAMON SVG
Gott strafe Bubba
>>155604832good>>155604838this>>155604860also this
blini wildin
>How far do you want me to go?Are we back in middle school?
>>155604753St James Davis for Zoology
Blaney has some pace here holy shit
lmao get fucked
>>155604660Popped me
>Bump'n'runHe's learning
ELBOWS OUT!!
hahahahahahaget fucked
If this were Fag1, svg and preece would both be crying on the radio about how the other destroyed their paper car
>>155604753Chase Elliott for Zoology
>>155604988it's always you.
>>155604997>>155604998
>>155604753 #Chase Elliott for Zoology
>>155604997>>155604998wow
>>155604997>>155604998That is some hivemind
>well executed bump n' runNice.
>>155604997I just put St James Davis in Zoology, should I take him out and replace him?
yump
preece always gets in these pointless little fights when there's nothing to gain and ends up hurting him later on>>155605023he's a furry
>>155604753Danica for Acting considering she was never a real driver
TIRE
ME WHEEL
>>155597885Remember when Reddit said this race wouldn’t happen?
>KWABBA
What a waste of a tire.
>bubbayou picked a fine time...
hes only got 3 wheels
ican'twaittofuckup.jpg
>BOOBA
fuck you Bubba I wanted stage points
>bubba lost a tyre
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I saw my new neighbor mowing yesterday with a nascar ‘3’ on his shirt. I’m pretty new to nascar should I go talk to him about Austin Dillon or would that offend him if I don’t bring up dale earnheart first?
>"No way to prevent this" says only racing series where this regularly happens
>Bubba loses a wheelBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>BOOGER WALNUTS
>>155605190Just yell RAISE HAIL PRAISE DALE
>>155605138reddit hates America
SUCK IT BUBBA
>right front just fell off the car
I love how it seems like this happens so much more then it used to after they ditched 5 lugs.
That official looks like a cutie
he angry
>>155605252fuck>lefty loosey, righty tightybingo!seethin bubba!
>>155603777BAMF could be a basketball coach
>>155605190Depends. Ask him about Dillion if you wanna banter ask him about Dale if you wanna bond
>bubba madKWAN
live bubba cam | 24/7 stream
I will not watch wnba until those women are paid what they deserve... $9/hour
Did the 23 break something? Seems odd hes still sitting there.
>>1556054432 lap penalty
>>155605443Penal
Jamaicans invented punk chuds.
butt
>>155604753Cody Ware for Computer Science
this has been dull
23XI is on the same level as Dale Coyne. Aside from the massive astroturfing and cheats and all.
>>155605518Trucks Series is still the undisputed best series in NASCAR.
>>155605505>Jamaicans invented the sound system, nobody has ever used one anywhere else in the world before
>official defense partner of nascarWHAT DOES THAT MEAN????>>155605518track is too long with bad passing opportunities and bad deg
Is the track extra bad for tires?
Fuck Jamaica
>Caution>Commercial>End of stage>Completely new caution >CommercialIts going to be almost 20 minutes of nothing for a wheel coming off. If they're going to force us to put up with stages they need to make adjustments when normal cautions happen before the stage end.
>>155605585It means that NASCAR will have a swam of AI drones preventing any future track intrusions.
anduril is mad at me :(
>>155605585for this shit of a car? yestruggs and oreily was great
>>155605623concrete/asphalt mix can chew 'em up a little more as they transition between surfaces but a lot more braking than normal
>>155605585>buildsubmarinesthink!
>>155605585Advertising for a company that makes money through government contracts doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Maybe there's some high up official that's a huge NASCAR fan and this is just an elaborate bribe.
>>155605667
>>155605683Oreilly was a mess. At times an entertaining mess, but it was not "great"
How long until the inevitable red flag?
>>155605666INT stream stays winning. also, nice digits; hail satan
>>155605509>>155604766>>155604920>>155605096Here's where I'm at now.
>>155604753Thought of some more>Mechanical Engineering: Smokey Yunick>Quantum Mechanics: Ray Evernham>Dean of Science: Chad Knaus>Genetics: Richard Childress>Pharmacology: Jeremy Mayfield>Campus Security: Austin Hill>Culinary Arts: Anthony Alfredo>Medieval History: John Wes Townley>Child Care: Jim Vandiver
>bell relieved in car??
>>155605730About halfway through stage 3.
>>155605734Even if you cut out the commercials its way too much downtime.
This would have been sick if they did this on one of the US bases abroad. Imagine this in Yokosuka or Rammstein even Qatar or Rota.
>>155605505No, but they definitely invested dub ( which Kix the assof Reggae?) and inspired, if not invented ska, which largely sucks, but Madness and Voodoo Glow Skulls are pretty great. Also, skinhead culture/music is a convergence of Jamaican imports and Teddy Boys.SVG gonna win this bitch.
>>155605826>qatarfirst caution for incoming drone attack
Near Juan
*please no penalty*
DVRK SVG
JUAN AVOIDED
loooooooooooooooooooooool
HOLY SHIT Whats a collective save
Commentator curse
lmao
how was that no a big juan
>spins>blocks everyone>no position lostjust as planned
pub lobby behavior
Buscher said>Fuck you, bitches.Absolutely fantastic recovery.
>>155605886Really putting Andruil "Defense Partnership" to the test.
>>155605908That is nowhere close to being a penalty in NASCAR.
That's an impressive save.
>>155605955So this is a rubbin's racin'?
>>155597885SVG can wreck people and nobody cares
Buescher rn
I am once again suggesting a rally race from Charlotte, NC to Knoxville, TN using 77 and 40 obviously sponsored by some shitty fake moonshine company.
>>155605981i care a lothe is learning which is good
>>155605990kek
zilly finally made it to funkytown
>>155605993>obviously sponsored by some shitty fake moonshine companyOle Smokey
Noble of Shane to block the field to allow the kid to win.
>>155605623Yes.
>>155605993It’s a great idea but it would be cringe and too try hard nowadays.
What the fuck is Magnussen's problem?
>>155605981Was he supposed to stop? Slam into the wall that was to his lefthand side? Buescher pulled down right across his nose
>>155605773Yes. Broken wrist. Crews replaced him.
>>155605767this is what I put in. I put Smokey in Civil engineering since I decided to put Kulwicki in Mechanical Engineering, Jeremy Mayfield was already in Drug Education, and I wasn't sure where to put Childress in since I already had Tim Richmond in Genetics.
This race has been bretty gud so farId like to see this track again (with Indy and IMSA)
>>155597885Glad to see Jamie Little popped Zilisich’s cherry and he’s able to drive properly now
>>155606061Yeah everything is. We'd have to hear about the colored contribution to moonshining because old Jiggaboo Jones once had to change a tire on a run in 1924.
>>155605908>penaltyPenalties are usually only applied for pit road fuck ups, they can beat and bang all they want on the track for the most part.
What is on the hood of the 71?
>>155606134now that I think about it I decided to put Brian France in Phramacology
Zilisch isn't supposed to be this high someone needs to stop him
>>155606137Fake news. Heather DeBeaux put that thang on him after the O Reilly race last night.
>>155606065Hypercars weigh about 1000 pounds less and drive completely different. I wish he was doing better though
Is the Nascar 25 game any good?
>>155606210SVG did the needful
>>155606137>Jamie Littlehnnnnngggggh
>>155606210He'll wreck himself soon.
parallel universe ca road trip is>Riversideinto>Fontanainto>Sonoma... if only
>>155606222NASCAR 26 is coming out in 2 months.
>>155606188Unicorn
>>155606134
>>155606247I know but what is it adding besides Cross-platorm multiplayer?
>environmental engineering
Brent doesn't know how to drive a Gen 7
Thank you Crews, much appreciated
meh
BANG THE ENGINE'S GONE
>Blown engineFucking sucks for Crews
>crewsat least the glazing didn't last too long
He money shifted kwab
>>155606347He did a good job blowing up one of the cheater engines before nascar could inspect it.
>>155606231Far superior to Heather being a fucking whore yesterday.
Crappy Ass Parts Bros...
>>155606386Oh shit yeah that's usually Bells car right?>still figuring out numbers to drivers
>>155606065I guess supercar drivers are better at nascar road racing than sports car drivers
why the fuck is connor in first
>>155606391She was all over that track looking for dick. She doesn't know I've got plenty for her right here
>>155606391post pics (so i can be disgusted about her being a whore)
They keep traumatizing Junior with the Bell crash
>>155606473>She doesn't know I've got plenty for her right heresame here, why even live :( :(
This race needs to be given to Reddick
>>155606529>The 2nd place of this race needs to be given to Reddickftfy
>>155606529Blink twice if Toyota is holding you or your loved ones hostage
how many more beers before we're back to green?
>ass to mouth university
>>155606555And we both agree who gets first place
Wait is Bush Sr. preparing for a 3rd term with that A&M commercial.
>>155606247Who, me?
What the fuck is a "turkey a"?
ate, showered and turned on the air con whats happened now?
What an incredibly ugly city.
WTF is a "stage" and why is there FCY in the middle of the race right now if nobody crashed?
It will always be Turkey to me, it will always be Czech Republic to me.
>>155606636yeah, duh
>>155606675Turks got tired of being named after a bird in english
HOLY FUCK
>>155597885HUGE JUAN
>immediate yoellow
