>>155598241Fuck Dana
SHIT shit Shit ShIT thRead
who should Bo Nickal, Aaron Pico and Kody Steele fight next?
>>155598433Give kody Steele and bo nickal the title shot. Aaron pico give him aljo
Happy fazza day
Illy-Illyeh Apturo, TopturoPAPAPAPAPAP
How will Ari respond to Umar denying the holocaust? This is unacceptable
DANIEL CORNMEAL YOU FAT BASTERD
>>155598610umars the bellator guy
>>155598522Pico/Aljo is a great matchup. I think that's a nightmare style for Aljo to deal with.for Steele, I think you just give him some random unranked guy. we don't know yet if he's ready for a step uphow about Bo vs. Dolidze? or if you're okay with him potentially getting murdered, then Bo vs. Cannonier/Robocop
we cannot follow them
>>155598655That's usman
>Umar brazza...what books have you been reading now?
looks like wittman designed a second glove that hes willing to sell to the ufc outright without a licensing agreement.
>>155599013The UFC are never changing their gloves again after the debacle of their last attempt resulted in a noticeable drop in the number of KO/TKOs
is Gaethje heeming the undefeated auramaxxed Euro heem machine on the 250th anniversary of America the greatest win by an American fighter of all time?
>>155598871Islam has been spotted reading Nagarjuna’s Mulamadhyakakarika.
>>155599204that suits Islam. he's chill
>>155598863there's a difference?
>>155599156witmeng said his gloves will do more KOs because hand positioning is better
Khabib was right about reading books. They make you retarded.
>>155599378>hey make you retarded.talmbout the quran b?
>>155598241Chudmar
>>155599458we don't read the quaran here brazza
Umar actually read the Quran and realised Khabib's Kvass addiction is Haram, word behind the scenes is that it has driven a wedge between all the brazzas at the gym
>wittman designed
Garthje
>>155598871>Umar, I heard you like reading book about history and leadership. I've send you a book. It literally translates to "My Fight". Should be some MMA wisdom in there too. Give it a try.
You don't read the quaran, you feel it.
Dustin Gaethje.
Hustin Gaharmat
I'D HEEM EVERY HERE
Brain Ortega.
Gustin Baethje
Justinius Garathia
Gorath Magarthi
>>155599630Talmbout Uncle Adi? Umar knows he was a great guy
Siddhartha Garthama
Joosten Gaarthij
>The conflict and hatred between nations is sowed by particular interested parties. It is a small rootless international clique that incites nations against each other and does not want them to have peace. It is a group of people who make their home everywhere and nowhere, who live in Berlin today, Brussels tomorrow, Paris the day after that and then again in Prague, Vienna and London, who feel at home everywhere
Jörgen Gård
Justine Garthé
>may have mowed down a cop >scamming tax evader>holocaust denier >rests on the shores of the Indian Ocean
>Umar and bryce mitchell are in the same division nowBook it
>>155600427>we're putting together a team
"Hey, Fuck you bitch" - Islam MakhachevYes, he actually said that
>>155600427Woe.
>>155600427Who let Abubakr in the pic?
>you now remember AbuBakar Nurmagomedov He was shit
>>155600682He was the shit
Abubakr literally means 'father of camels' kek
Abu Bakr mirage.
Abubakr Nurmagomedov. Cousin and brother-in-law of Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>155600427qrd on Usman and the cop?
>you now remember Mustafa Al-Turkperhaps the biggest middle eastern can of all time
you now remember the totally hairless guy from Jordan who looked like he lived deep inside a cave since birth and never saw sunlight
Some Brazza name meanings>KhabibBeloved>IslamSubmission>KhamzatLion>MagomedPraiseworthy>UsmanYoung Bird>UmarThriving>AbubakrFather of Camels>ShamilAll-encompassing>TagirPure>MovsarDestiny
>>155600752
>Brazza how 6 million? Its way too many.
>>155601223those are pretty basedniggas from yurop be like, "my name's boris. don't mean nothin"
>>155601223Shamil is such an euphonic, cool name.
>>155601424All names have meaning, bro. Boris is an old slavic word for Warrior
>>155601490yeah but nobody tells em that. you don't go around asking white people what their name is and what it means. none of them know
>>155601223fitting name for shamil the girth and tonnage gaziev
>>155601539Anyone who's even remotely curious about their sense of identity will look up the meaning of their name at some point
Shamil is a brazza?
>>155601605It's a great example of nominative determinism
>>155601618agreed, but it just doesn't seem to hold the same level of meaning for europeans. asians believe in nominative determinism
What does your name mean?
Prerrafaelite Fiziev.
The meaning of Cyril? Lord/Master/Ruler
>>155601769>JordanTo flow down/descending
>>155601782Ah but that's not his name is it.
>>155601769autistic mong (nominative determinism)
>>155601782Gane in Spanish is the verb to win.
>>155601905french too
>>155601769Father of Camels.
>>155600834>(...) Nurmagomedov and Idrisov (0-1 Teammate) were asked to stop at a police checkpoint by Kaspiysk Airport at roughly 11:30 a.m. local time.>The vehicle, a red Toyota Camry, allegedly had tinted windows and its license plates were removed. When the police instructed the vehicle to stop, it instead “sped up over a security barrier, running over a police officer who sustained injuries.”Charges against Usman were dropped. They focused on the other guy instead. Wondering why.
>>155601905His name is literally Lord Winner. I kneel...
>>155601769Light in the dark (unironically)
>JonGod is Gracious>JonesSon of Jonwhoa
Khabshit Spermagomedpoov
>>155602116based pig run-overer
>>155602442Nominative determinism?
my name? means stone
So what happened to the new rankings
>>155602535makes sense. your posts are as dull as one
>ConorLover of Hounds/Wolves>McGregorSon of the Vigilant
>>155602601Gooby fucks dogs?
>>155602589Based, fuck that autistic spamming mongrel
>>155602647Having seen some of the slags he's cheated on Dee with, it makes sense
khabib vs king vampire look into it
>>155602712my man proudly fucked a porky little goblin looking midget
>>155602660suedi suedi suedi....
>>155602601>dogfucker the paranoid
>AlexanderDefender of Men>VolkanovskiSon of the Wolf
>>155602768Käften sten
>>155602846the duality of man...
do Chael Sonnen
how many anons in this thread just today realized their name means something and they should honor that instead of being full-time shitposting neets?
>>155603005Zero.
>>155602950>Chael(derivative of Michael)He who is like God>SonnenFrom the town of Sonnen in Bavaria
>>155603069Do Timmy Cuamba next.
>JustinRighteous>RayProtector>GaethjeGod's peace
>>155603062save yourself, Mexico. you can do it lad
>IliaYahweh is my God>TopuriaHoney
>>155603172literally a holy paladin. how could we have ever doubted him?
>>155603190This nigga sweet as a honeycake
>>155603190he got sugar and faith in his tank
>MirkoPeaceful/Still/Calm>Filipović Son of Phillipit's all I got b
>>155603428To do it properly, you should have also translated Philip as 'lover of horses'
>PaulSmall/Humble>CraigRock
>>155603533damn bro all these athletes' ancestors historically fucked animals b
>ArielLion>HelwaniIdk
>>155603665Don't ask people named Dickinson what their ancestors did
>>155603668>Helwanipretend
>PhilipLover of horses>JackGod is gracious>BrooksWater stream
>>155603744jejIs shit like Thatcher or Smith just the occupation?
>>155603876Yeah Thatchers are people who put thatch on roofs and Smith is the same as Scmidt in German
i can’t fooking see
>DustinThor's Stone>PoirierPear Tree
>JoshuaGod saves>Van Sky
can you judge African American fighters by their American names or should you go back to their African roots and find the closest analogues?
>>155604195what does DeShawntay Rayquarious mean?
things are getting ugly out there...
>>155604195Izzy's name is too long for me to bother translating everything, but >IsraelWrestles with God >AdesanyaThe crown avenges my suffering
>>155604271lol this guy's so silly in a self-aware way. Idk why people compare him to Colby
>KamarudeenMoonlight of Faith>UsmanSmall bird
>>155601223>myktybekpowerful lord
Just nutted inside Tresean Gore
>>155604271hokit is like the quintessential gane victim he’s got that sergei spivak build
>>155604413does that mean the small bird is emitting moonlight
>>155604414Kino
>ShavkatPower/Strength/Might>RakhmanovSon of the Most Merciful
>BenoitBlessed>Saint DenisHoly follower of Dionysus
>danielgod is my judge>hookerprostitute
What does my name mean? You don't wanna know, you don't wanna know
>>155602647>>155602601hmmm
>>155601713I think you just got bodied, Tyreek.
>PatrickOf Noble Birth>PimblettTo speak wellKek, his name really doesn't suit him
>>155604671fuck me nominative determinism is real
Listen
>MichaelHe who is like God>ChandlerCandle maker
Hey brazza you cannot say wallahi and then smile at girlcock brazza
Name thing
>IanGod is Gracious>MachadoAxe/Hatchet>GarrySpear
Name oneName two Name three
If the UFC got a 7 billion dollar bill how could they not afford 100 million dollars for exclusive glove rights
>>155604875>>155604919Man shut the fuck up, for real.
>>155604271>dude wears a thong >while mowing his lawn, specifically
>>155604971Haha name three or four, six or seven, eight nine ten
>JiriFarmer/Earth Worker>ProchazkaTo stroll/wander
post shadow fc fights
>AbusupiyanFather of the Swift>MagomedovSon of the Praiseworthy
>>155605024I stopped posting here for over a year, I come back and you're still spamming drunken garbage. You're a fucking retard, piss off.
>>155605073Alright now name 13, 15, and 17
Sweden just said six seven LMAO
>YaroslavFierce Glory>AmosovSon of the Burdened
>>155603176Megaton Dias camera roll
>>155605134We dont speak chinese here
Julius is a masculine given name and a surname, derived from the nomen of a Roman family, most famously Julius Caesar. The name may be derived from Greek ιουλος (ioulos) lit.'downy-bearded' or from Latin Jovilius lit.'devoted to Jove'.Chills
>DricusRuler of the Home>Du PlessisFrom near the Fence
>>155605227Ok now that is greek to me
>IslamSubmission to God>MakachevSon of Makhach
what does the name Adolf mean
>ReinierBrave Ruler>De RidderOf the Knight
>>155605049
>>155605296Noble Wolf. Hitler even named his retreat in the mountains 'the wolf's lair'
>>155605336that place actually looked really comfy in Band of Brothers
>>155605385Bavaria is a very beautiful place
>ArmanWish/Hope>TsarukyanLittle Tree
>TonyInvaluable/Pricless>FergusonSon of the Strong Man
>>155605483>Prickless
>>155605455reminds me of Ser Duncan the Tall :)
>>155605561Duncan means Dark Warrior too
Fuck gane and fuck France. Josh hokit is coming for the belt and ain't no one stopping him.
>ClitiaClit iliaTopigletSon of piglet
how does he do it
goodness gracious
>>155605718
>>155605718We're just getting started
>>155605718Honestly? Respect
>>155605718average /heem/er weekend!!!
>>155587206>no product in the hairit's unironically over he's given up on his looks
>>155605718We need him to make Ireland great again!
>>155587206doo looks way different
>>155605526Justin Gardongth
>>155605899doesn't look too bad a week laterhis nose might be fucked though
>>155605718>incident at ufc 229
>>155606041it's ai fuckin goof
>>155605718His name? Islam makhachev
>>155606091Ai Topuria? Now that's something
just how fucking good is ilia topuria the matador?!
Ai Laquinta?
>>155606159HFS (Holy Fucking Shit)
>>155606185Ai Yakiniku
Beastpuria I kneel
Topuriate
>>155606159Yeah man totally
Crazy that Aspinall has retired over an eye poke and topiglet went in there ready die in Round 4
>>155606091damn the hair was too real
Topurion
>>155606343Mhm yeah that is a little bit crazy when I think about it
>>155606343Yeah Topuria has the admiration and respect of retards, what does Aspinall have? A belt? Pff
>>155606481A belt of dust
>>155606343Topuria tried to quit to the doctor and was forced to keep fighting by Goddard
aspinall took on the then-scariest heavyweight in the world in pavlovich on one weeks notice with a busted back but 3 minutes trading jabs with gane and he knew he had to find a way out. crazy...
>>155606581Three minutes with Gane? Gone
you're never the same after you fight gane. don't ask me how i know...
3 minutes with Gane
Phones hoppin. Jumped into the whip. No roof on da ting ya know?
>>155606581gane gouged the eyes as soon as aspinall went for a takedown
i've been thinking the double champ shit really just makes shit harder for you for little rewardrealistically the opponents aren't that much better than what you'd face at the top of your original weight class so it doesn't feel like you're proving anything special, just that you can beat bigger niggasplus if you're a champion you're already making enough to be considerably wealthy, so the money can't be that much of a motivating factornow topuria and pereira's legacies look like shit because they have losses they can't get back and minimal wins at the top of the game compared to other greats
>>155606653Don'Tale Mayes was worse afterSpivak was worse after despite being on a nice run beforeTuivasa completely gave upJDS got buriedNgannou resorted to wrestlefucking and has looked like shit in all his fights outside the UFCJones retired rather than braving the rematchTom's been milking an eyepoke for 3 yearsPereira quite possibly suffered the greatest aura loss in combat sports history due to his inability to cope with being outclassed on the feet after being the ultimate UFC "le unbeatable kickboxer" projectyeah I'm thinking Gane is the career ender
>>155606871Don'Tale Mayes was THAT GUY back in the day
Not an fan of any figter. Kind of gay to be an fan of an man an memorize his life and career. Little gay, dude
>>155607052I'll never forget his crotch thrust attack from north southwhen he first came in and wasn't just fat and over it, I honestly thought he looked okay. not a world beater but fun unconventional style with solid athleticism for HW
Γιδαμός
>>155607052
>>155606816Yet both have more peak star power than Volk and Izzy
I have found a new hobby of watching boring fights that went to decision on 2x speed while listening to sped up circus music
>>155607093Favorite WMMA?
>>155605718he's just hitting his prime the lad
>>155607296Your fucking mother, brother
>>155607296NIRC-001 is a goated ppv
aint it just a bit strange that the 2 guys looking to fight jon both got their ass beat by a guy jon destroyed in 2 minutes?
>>155607712yeah bro anthropic's hanging out on 4chan to learn how to make ai better
>>155607746it’s like i always say: there’s levels to this
>>155607296Angela Hill, broter
>>155603176Notice how ai always has that slow motion cadence to the videos it creates.I believe it has to do with 24 fps fake cinematic stuff it copies.Maybe I let the nerds know too much here on how to fix it.
don’t back up dricus
>>155607918this used to be reddit's favorite braindead catchphrase about 5 years ago
would really like volk to beat evloev and then ride off into the sunset. once he gets his own back against a caucasus wrestlesnoozer theres really nothing left for him to do in the sport
>>155608070i invented it
>>155608177I'm sure you arrived to it independently
Smalloway status?
>>155608164if you’ve been following the script you know evloev activates fluke mode and gets his first ufc finish by brutally heeming volk out of nowhere
>>155608278bigger cory than urs
>>155608164You know what I would like? A nice chicken parmHey Volk could youVolk: dont worry mate I got ya*makes a chicken parmesan burger*Ahh thanks man just what I needed
>>155608434propa
>>155607266do theywho the fook cares about topuria
>>155608434private chef volk, what more can you even need
>>155608557Probably someone to handle your junior. Although....nah...or maybe...nah but perhaps....
>>155608358You only have to ask your mother to know that statement is untrue.
Joshua Van
France's "Bo" Nigannou
heavyweight is.......dead weight
Volk: what can I get yous?Yeah you know Im really in the mood for some steakVolk: oight mate I fix ya the perfect steak burger*cooks a steak and places it on two pieces of bread*Ahh nice but where is the ketchup? Nah Im just joking hahaha, no but I would actually really like some sambal oelek with this
There ain't no grave can hold my body downThere ain't no grave can hold my body downWhen I hear that trumpet soundI'm gonna rise right out of the ground There ain't no grave can hold my body down
>>155608954Funny how that happened as soon as we introduced a single French fighter to the divison
Watching Volk blow out his volkbussy on Korean spicy chicken
>>155609044Silly gaethje thats not a real monster you can drink from
>>155607457i'm president?
>mfw when I read a good Sweden post
>>155609002do one where volk offers to get me in shape, lose weight and just find happiness>>155609076too many words
>>155609290Chimney sweep lookin ass nigga
>>155609044Live performance wasn't bad but still felt like a bit of a waste to not use the original
Paddy the paddy
>>155609358Volk: so yous wanna get fit ye? Oight first thing you hafta get a propa work out in, work those muscles and yous wanna lose weight too you gotta eat right and you wanna be happy too? Ah shit mate Im struggling with that one you know I just sometime be doin me head in ya know ah shit
volk what do you think of surstromming?
Lopes threw 2 title fights to avoid a Benoit situation
Trevor Whitman is so fucking weird on jre. When he tells jokes or talks about anything besides mma it seems entirely forced and fabricated. Very uncomfortable. Joe has to force fake laughter so many times. I cant imagine how insufferable the room is when Trevor, pat, and rose are all interacting.
https://youtu.be/M85U1nI1IY8?t=50IT'S UP
gloves won’t fix eyepokes. people will realize one day the fighters are doing it on purpose
>>155611171with the witmeng gloves, you dont gain additional reach with your fingers. so if you can poke in them you could have landed a punch at the same range
>>155610254Pretty good
>PLEASE JUSTDADDY... JUST LET ME SUCK ON YOUR BBC JUST ONE TIME... what a HOWNGRY piggy slut!
Gane would still dominate Tom even in a dong meng heeming competition
canadian anon is having the time of his life, dude has been wanting Topuria to lose since the Herbert fight
>Give me 100 million dollars. Plus tip.
>>155613312daners a lying rat. reality is that wittman had no interest in selling the gloves outright and only wanted to license them. the "but if you had to sell them" price was $100m. Daner then goes around telling people he wants $100m for his gloves
>russell crowe claims he tipped the scale at 275 before losing the weight down to 220bullshit this is comfortably in the 300s
>>155614616well what else is this retard doing with his gloves?
>>155611171Eyepokes are part of the game.
>>155614756Licensing to other organizations or selling them commercially.
>>155615539yeah if they are as good as everyone says they are, they could become the defacto mma glove
What's so special about Wittman's gloves? Can't anyone just make gloves with that curve the fingers?
is this the high level mma discussion that comes around every 4 years?
>>155613312That was the price he asked for when the UFC demanded complete exclusive rights that would cut Wittman out of any royalties and such What Whittman actually wants is licensing, so he can still own the gloves while making profit and having the freedom to make deals with other MMA organizations
wittman;s gloves arent special, hes sjut jewish
>>155615933The Whittman gloves have curvature and also still allows basically complete freedom to grapple.No other glove producer has landed on a similar product and he owns the patent for it, so he's in a uniquely powerful position
Remember when the UFC tried to push out their own anti-eyepoke gloves and they were just the normal venum gloves but bulkier and made out of cheaper material that broke every other fight
wittmans a faggot and I hope the UFC freezes his gay ass out
>>155615539sure but he doesn't seem to be doing that
Gayness. Gangrene. Gane.
>>155616468Because the UFC might capitulate and just pay to own the gloves exclusivelyHe probably wasn't lying when he said he and Hunter Campbell were still talking
augh my guts argh my diverticulitis from eating too much food and not steroids aaaaahhh the pain from my overeating (not steroids) owie it huuurts
yeah thats nice, but its time to shut the fuck up
gane should just design his own gloves
Vindicated
i need to pooptan so bad rn
gane will never be mentioned again starting NOW
unironically it was a lucky jab
gane :) of the ciryl variety
For me it's Eric Nicksick telling Kape to counter the lead left hook while Matt Brown is simultaneously telling Horiguchi to start leading with the rear hand
>>155617791Mike Brown*
Your Pat BarrysYour Movsar EvloevsYour Pavel FedotovsYour Jim Wests
volk gets bare views
How many drinks to take down Gane's mom?
>>155618227look at that White House boost
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
Humble Highs.
Having a race mixing mother is the best base for French MMA
The King in His Kingdom.
Sources are telling me Max isn't gonna land a glove on Conor
people forget maan gaitjhe did drugs while doing mma
>>155618787kicks only wow
Gaethje the killer. Gaethje the savage.
gaethje the gay thje
>every ref sucks and needs to be fired!!!maybe, just maybe, you are emotional over your picks getting heemed and the refs are fine
name a good ref
>>155620297I'd name him Steve
>>155620297frank trigg
Tom Gaethje III
if you sign to fight GODne and you don’t prepare accordingly for the brainstem strikes you’re simply a dimwit and deserve what’s coming to you
yeah but srsly, shut the fuck up
Thing about Gaethje man, is he's got a fighter's mentality.
>>155621268he just looooooves violins, man. i think you'd be surprised
jim croce miller
mist the kape fight. did he do eye pokes and shit?
>>155621358Look how fucking fat he is
>>155621358doesn't matter he beat ank in the rematch hard
>>155620297Mike Beltran.
>>155621294They call him the murking maestro for a raisin
>>155621379 infact this ages that win even better if he was in fact shook by big daddy ank and faced his fears to defeat him
>>155618040>Your Pat BarrysDid you hear Garth call him a fucking weirdo on Rogancast? I audibly keked.
jamala flushes pooreddit at 265
I don't care about soccer or the world cup at all. Some country beat another country 1-0? WGAF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ0A9gaHxis
>>155621442uh b we're doing well this time you will support Team USA
these threads are really low-quality dogshit, now. the fuck happened?i'm out
>>155621442magumbo magumbndebele just nicked it past the keeper at the 93rd minute to take the big game one to nil, innit
I see a band of angels
>>155621406tell me the hour and minute. I cant stomach a whole podcast
>>155606159He is so good he just had to start fighting completely blind
>>155621358Pereira is becoming a bigger chud by the day
>>155621358Jhama who?
>>155610254late reply but thanks this is great
ready2cum
Can't wait to see Pereira get heem'd by a random heavyweight
>quit against 37 year old Gaethje
>>155621406>>155621733I'd like to know too, I tried listening to the whole thing but after 30 mins I was brain roasted
Rose wears a strap on so Pat can give her reach arounds.
Garth doesnt specify what Barry was doing exactly, just that whatever it was had the locker room fucked up cause he's fucking weird. I wonder what Pat was doing while Rose lost that horrible fight vs whoever lol
Tuivasa heems pereira
world cup make mockery of warrior sport I love
But I can't sleep through the night, can't sleep through the nightStill seein' your face in the glassWhy do you call when you're short on cash? (When you're short)Can't sleep through the night, I'm losin' my mind tonight (Ayy, ayy)Bankrolls on the table(Ayy, ayy, ayy)Watchin' local cable(Cable now)Hatin' that I'm able(I'm able now)Hatin' that I'm able (I made it now)
>>155622953>warrior sport sports been dead, time to transition to ufc bjj
I feel like poeple csn sense my thick peins...and they see my aura on the bus. I put my dick to the rihgt side always
>>155623178
>>155623178this but farting
>>155623178I was just thinkin we're the same guy, b
>>155623178Just because your clitty is 2 inches long doesn't mean it's thick, inderpreet.
>>155623213Sikhs aren't known for being LGBTQ friendly. That's more of a Western thing
Rent free.
>>155623178I have a similar problem where I think everybody's out to heem me so I always frown
the date wasn't the best
>>155623350did she not seem interested in mma? major red flag
Member slava claus
>>155623403i talked her ear off about JBJ regardless
>>155623435couldve started with someone a little more manageable like the magician john dodson
>>155623443will keep this in mind for next time
>>155623435Yeh I'd imagine not many women want to hear about a man talking about another gay man sucking penis during date
>>155623456smart man
>>155623501
Wana fuck?
Still in awe that retards genuinely thought Eric trump was asking daniel fat fuck cormier for insider advice on fights that his father, the president of the united states, was personally hosting and handpicked the fighters for his special birthday bash for him and America
If she doesnt know Randy Couture then she is too young.>great date but doesnt recognize The Natural you might say she is expendable.
dc should get on the atkins
>>155623572Atkins? Did doo on the Ax Him diet, ax him if he wants more food. HAHA HAHAH AHAHAHA *ufc ringside banter between Jon Jason Anik, DC and Jo*
>>155623612get patchy bispong in the mix for a nice left hook "sea food diet" joke before the final bell
thinking about conor's cock and ass unfortunately
>unfortunatelyYou need to leave. Now.
>looks good to me
/box/ in it's current form should be renamed to unmixed martial arts or /uma/
>>155623281Okay suckdeep. All jeets are faggots since no women will willingly fuck you.
JBJ Penn
>>155623702/box/ + /kickbox/ strongest thing for boxing since zuffa
Powerslap, ZUFFBOX, I think it's time for ZUFFKICK
Dan Miller Dan Lauzon Dan A. White
>>155623735There is a leg kicking organization doing shows on the web. Nothing but low kicks instead of slaps. Millions will be watching it soon enough
where does suckdeep go from here?
Bloodsport is poppin
Justin R R Gaethje
Justin mother always knew he would be famous. She recalled how he would use his crayons to autograph her tits (he breastfed until 8)
josh emmett is a hideous manlet but he has a smoking hot wife. anyone ever notice that?
>>155623785Interesting, I was breastfed until my 16th birthday, I might be the biggest what-if of mma
>>155623811nah b I was busy having sex
>>155623785>he breastfed until 8thats how you turn your child into a friggin athletic specimen b
Cali Baby
michael jai white heemed stiff
Monitor! OFF!>backflips into bed breaking my neck
>>155623825gathje debunked sex
Michael Jai Herbert
GODbert Whittaker will heem
Wittman: Blood Money
prime carwin flushes gane like a sloppy wet turd
Abus fight week.
>>155623942Carwin is the prototype Aspinall but even more sloppy pig of a striker. All first round finishes until he had to go past the first round and he became a gassed embarrassment who never won again. Gane does terrible, unspeakable things to him. He's one of those guys that if you teleported him to moden times, Tybura eats him for breakfast. Sad as it is, tybura could probably heem Carwin with a straight down the middle or a jab. JDS basically introduced him to his first Jab and carwin didnt know what to do. He though everyone just closed their eyes and swung like him. A brvtal sobering moment.
>>155623988carwin would just catch him
>>155602116topkek usman 10-8'd that nigga
>loses>all "fans" disappear into the nether overnightYup, classic TKO Group Holdings project.
>>155624038for the record I have officially reboyed Ilia now that all the jeets have dropped him
>>155623988Carwin fucks every active HW up
>>155624038anyone who was a fan of this dood was brown skinned lil midge like him, talkin bout the type a dudes who like peaky blinders yknow that type
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155624104beautiful kyle daukaus
>sips Modelo>takes final drag on cigYeah, try it, I dare you
>>155624066Didn't Mirgliata also ref the Mir vs Pulev fight? Did Frank unironically fuck his old lady?
>>155624260*checks notes* yes.
Why is there no wmma in the upcoming card what the heck
they say commit to the double but try and commit to yourself first
Prime shaygarwen was different
you think that guy was hard to takedown? now try and takedown all those bad habits of yours, you deserve better.
last week fucked around and got a triple double
real cte hours
just another day
Shartpuddin v Michelle will be a technician's delight, one for the hardcore fans
I'm the cyril gane of being miserable
what's a tom to a gane?okbut what's a gane to a schaub?
>>155624470AND WHATS A SCHAUB TO A NON HEEMERWHOS ONLY EVER HEEMERWAS HIS MENG
is there really a natural born killer if he isnt born a natural
pain? in the bin
i'm just a heemeri heem my life away
I have the heart of a killer but the body of a fat eater
>>155624547this but luke rockhold
rub some semtex on that wound
jab jab uppercut, create distance let him run half a second then explode forward and spinning elbow OOOOHHHH he goes DOWN jump and hammerfist at the same time keep pummeling his face until ref intervenes stand up run around the cage then jump on the rim, sit down raise hands and flex biceps while screaming "THE KING IS BACK BABY" take a deep breath get down and let dana put the belt
>>155623416hadda nice cuppa cough fee
>>155623558Yeah well welcome to reddit and terminal TDS
thinking bsd batters paddy
not bragging but I'd run circles around strickland in a debate
>>155623709They have procreated quite successfully given India has the largest population in the world. No heemers though
which is a good thing bsd justin would be dimes
>>155623856Urijah is aging really well
My prime minister just got heemed and you're all acting like nothings happened?
>>155624666should have kept his hands up
>>155624666no offense but bonglander empire hasnt been relevant since the oirish chimpout
>>155624666Should've stuck with Donnie instead of being a pansy bitch
>>155624666the one who looks like piers morgan and sounds like mr bean?
>>155624676rematch against his wife will make billions in ppv
>>155624676A prudential post
tfw I'll never beat my wife
>>155624704borrow your neighbors
>>155624735not the same if there ain't some loved mixed in with the fear
Tfw I’ll never beat my wife (I respect her)
>>155624743see >>155624735
Goodnight, little piggy.
>>155624743but you're not married
i hope justin doesn't lose to benoit though i fear without staph it will be so
>>155624757But if I were?
>>155624761BDS ain't getting past Arman
Paddy Pimblett. The King of the North.>*beats up a buckbroken Iron Michael Chandler*Welcome to the land of the elite!
>>155624672>>155624666protect yourself at ALL times b
when I watch these fighters lose I think to myself "If it were me and it mattered and I was pissed? It would be hard not to kill them"
>>155624762you'd be a good husband and she'd give you love and peace and you'd spend less time in this godforsaken place after tearing off the blinders of misery
https://youtube.com/shorts/lpFTBxZfGto?si=bgesttiSLAidkNj8 lmao crowd bood tomala and cheered gane
>>155624765who
>>155624770Anik has some really bad lines lol
>>155624780metrosexual armenian with 3 kids who only communicate with him through cf stories on insta
>>155624775
>>155624793armenia in many ways is the brazil of transcaucasia
Does the porkification of El Matador improve the optics of Paddy's loss to Gaethje?
>>155624818not really
Armussy spends more time with Nina Drama than with his own family
>>155624822real meeting of the mind
>>155624822but didn't you see the youtube short where he pays for all the stuff a grandma was selling??? Almost cried watching that, dude's got a gigantic heart of gold I wanna taste nina drama's asshole
>>155624828She wouldn't go near your saucisson sec respectfully
>>155624836whatever happens is what I choose to materialize
>>155624849
got a bad skin condition that flares up randomly over my body and its just started flaring up on my meng but i still heemed that shit because why not right but god damn shit hurts gonna have to go to and show some pajeet doctor with a fake degree my meng to get some creams that you can only get with a proscrption thanks for reading my blog
>>155624865alex tanked that shit
kek I can imagine Khabib's eyes popping out of sockets after seeing the shit Poomar said.
Qui dit proches te dit deuilsCar les problèmes ne viennent pas seulsQui dit crise te dit mondeDit famine, dit tiers-mondeEt qui dit fatigue dit réveilEncore sourd de la veilleAlors on sort pour oublier tous les problèmesAlors on danse
>>155624876i have a similar problem on my left calf but I won't see a doctor
>>155624917
>>155624895why is khabib (muzzie who openly hates kikes) supposed to be upset at thisthe ufc already aren't fond of umar, he's a boring decisionator
>>155624878And yet, that shit relinquished Alex.
>>155624921ive been trying random things people suggest online to get it under control but none of it it working but now that its affecting my ability to goon to hung trannies im gonna finally go get the chemical solution since i know it works but its the nuclear option really shits not good
He was a partisan who protected the people
>>155624935because Khabib has assumed the role of tardwrangler after Fazza's death. also the privileged position in Bydlo lands comes with obligations and antisemitism (Holocaust denial) is illegal there>the ufc already aren't fond of umarthey forced Merab to fight 3 months after his title win btw.
Despite having filthy rich parents Arman decided to work up until he was 27. You have to respect that.
This jacket was sick
>>155624980>they forced Merab to fight 3 months after his title win btw.that was when merab boringly won the title off of a star, but then merab ended up being a star himself while umar lost and went back on to farm decisionsumar is currently at the bottom of the "top" contender barrel at bantamweight, he's absolutley not getting the title shot this year, and maybe not even next year. first merab trilogy and then sean is getting the shot
>>155624970Yeah those chemical creams will fuck up your hormones and turn you gayBetter to avoid them
>>155624970man's got taste
>>155624876Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Tous les soirs, fromage vin fromage vin fromage vin
>>155625035your meng fucked up too brucie?
New ranking system: you take the opponents ranking when you beat em!Or if you're ranked #3 and you lose to the #13 guy you deserve to be #13.
The new ranking system is just Dana logging into Grok and asking for rankings whilst getting head from a Nelk boy
finna scoff some 'za
>>155625067
>>155605718>accusations of racismand?
