Ronaldo will play with his son Ronaldo jr at the 2030 world cup in his home country and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Steals his own son’s goal
this would actually be so kino
>>155598712Based
>>155598520Portuguese people would either riot or commit mass suicides over this. A 45yo Ronaldo and his mediocre nepobaby son making a golden generation of Portugal drop out in the group stageIt would be funny for everyone else
>>155598520But is his son even good? He looks black. Does he even have his DNA? Or this is some weird Michael Jackson artificial child situation?
>>155598520I wonder how good his son is. Usually nepo kids suck, they don't have that hunger for success like their parents.
>>155599022This
>>155598998No one even knows who his mother is
>>155598998He looks like Ronaldo but his mother is probably Mexican/Hispanic
>>155599290Mexicans don't have that nappy hair. That kid is some sort of mulatto/quadroon.
>>155599525This
>>155598998He selected some foreign woman based on her athletic potential to make his son a perfect athlete, I believe. The mother has never been a part of his life, she would have distracted him from turning his son into a pro with autistic obsession from day 1 onward
>>155599525There are Mexicans/Hispanics with Black admixture
We already know this.
>>155600379Thought so. Ronaldo is weird like that
>>155598520He owns the Portugal national team. We'll see him in the next 3 cups.
>>155598520Why is his son so brown
>>155598520good players dont always produce good players. Look at Michael Jordan's sons, they couldn't even play college ball.
>>155600845Mentality plays a huge role. Why work your ass off to always be compared with your dad when you have a cushy life in wealth to look forward to without it already? Even if you are the genetically perfect athlete, you may just be a bit of a lazy bum in such a situation. Maybe especially thenRonaldo certainly pushes for his son to become an athlete, he's a test tube baby that was never supposed to be more than a continuation of his father's career. But whether he's really that good ... I also doubt it
>>155599022He plays for the Al-Nassr u17 team. Should tell you everything.
>>155598712>the jews did this
>>155603828Maybe he can make it. He just turned 16
>>155598998Being the closeted homosexual that he is, Ronaldo rented a womb. I always heard that the mom was a waitress from San Diego of Mexican descent, but I definitely see some nog in the kid.
>>155598856Portuguese people don't really care, we have surface level NT fever in the summer and then it's all over really quickly
>>155598520so portugal will basically field 9 players instead of the 10 they are currently fielding by having a 41 year old has been on the pitch?hoy are the portuguese not rioting?imagine england having a 50 year old beckham on the field bc of his nameor a 50 year old zidane with france0 self respect, from the NT, the country and above all Ronaldo
>>155602744Ronaldo would probably disown his son if he wasn't any good lol, I imagine the pressure on him is immense.
>>155599525There are Mexicans with nappy hair, because all the African that came here as workers and intermixed with the rest of the population.
>>155598520is that really his son? i don't watch soccer
he looks like he doesnt have a lick of athleticism in his dna
>>155598520Hes going to be too lanky. This mfer is 16 and like 192cm or something, he will still grow a bit more
>>155600572Like maybe 1% of the population. Brown people just larp as having black/arab/nafri/lebanese admixture because of inferiority complex see >>155608126
>>155598520Iam seeing double here. Four Ronaldos.
>>155598998Ronaldo has african DNA. That's why he's good at sport.
The first born nepo child always fails keep an eye on the younger ones
>>155598712Misses anyway
>>155599525that is ronaldos hair long and not straightened with a emo iron
>>155615341Running isn't a sport. A foot is not an athlete.
>>155615716Show me a single picture of him with brillio pad hair. I'll wait.
>>155604161REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER YOU ARE NOTHING I REAPEAT NOTHING WITH OUT GODNALDO
>>155616039He looked whiter/proper iberian as a young lad, he "ethnicified" himself with time
>>155616039Zesty kid
>>155600572We're pretty sure his mother was a black american woman
>>155598520his son is a nigger?
>>155600379Glorified child abuse
>>155616155So Ronaldo believes in the pacy Ngubu meme?
>>155598520damn portugalians are literal niggers
>>155616207not sure what happened with that we know she was black but we don't know if Ronaldo had sex with her. Ronaldo Jr's origins are a mystery I am not joking
lmao the fuck his son looks Brazilian
>>155598520lol more like cucknaldo and "his" son
>>155598520why is his son blackwho is his mother?
>>155598520why he got de kinky hair?
>>155616609Black American woman from NYC from what I remember. No one knows who she is what she looks like where she went or what happened, he paid her to pop him out and disappear. But his son could (in theory) play for the American National Team
>>155616609>>155616684I was wrong it wasn't NYC it was California. If Portugal rejects this kid you guys be ready to deal with it
>>155598520He doesn’t look like Ronaldo, mmm…
Last time Ronaldo was any good was during the 2016 euro group stage. Since then he's mostly statpadded or straight sabotaged his team.
>>155616684HOW? HOW the fuck didn't I know that?This is so fucking hysterical. Did you guys know all along and never posted memes about that even though Ronaldo is being mocked on /sp/ all the time? Wow.
>>155616828To be fair if he does end up playing for America you'd get a free player that's been in development since the fucking womb no way this kid sucks he can't even drink sugary drinks - which caused the famous "AGUA"
>>155616828Ronaldo has a weird obsession with twins, which is why most of his children are IVF test-tube babies. One of his twin son even died which is why some posters would call him deadsonaldo
>>155616828>>155618820Sounds like baseless conspiracy theories, otherwise we'd all know about them.
>>155618932Dude you're lucky your media doesn't follow every move Ronaldo's family does like in here. His family is fucking insane, I remember when he tried to baptize his son and the family was threatening the priest because he initially refused to baptize a child whose mother was unknown.His mother once went to the media saying that she thought about abortion Ronaldo and was give the epithet "The Brave Mother" because of the brave act of not killing your healthy baby. There's like dozens of stories only the Portuguese know because they never made out
Uuh what?Doesnt Ronaldo have a WIFE??Mother of his children and stuff
>>155620349The kid in the picture is not by his wife (Giorgina Rodriguez) but all his other children are.>>155618932We know a lot about Ronaldo because our media both hounds him, and is owned by him, google Ronaldo Medialivre ownership for a funny meme
>>155619053this is true I remember this clearly
>>155599525My brother has curly hair also this guy is a zoomer chances are it's a perm
>>155598520there is a secret football project that clone these coffee kids in a ford's production line
Hang on just a minute. It says his son has US citizenship? Is the mother American? Did he do the old anchor baby trick or what? Can any of you sporting scholars clarify?
>>155622019I already explained this here>>155616684He paid some random American woman to have his child because he wanted a child and he didn't want to have it with a regular woman so he screened women until he found one he could realistically buy the disappearance of.
>>155598520why does he look black?
>>155600379Depriving a kid of a mother is genuinely a fucked up thing to do. Kids are better off with two parents. And based on their pictures together I doubt Jr. And Georgina have a normal relationship.
>>155622019I'll do a QRD of what the Portuguese know:>His mother was black>His mother is a US citizen>His mother never set foot in Portugal>He announced he was having a kid like 1 week before the fact>He really wanted a kid>He really wanted his kid to be good at football>His mother did the greatest vanishing act in history>Then he fell in love with his current woman o algo and had normal human children
Reminding this is Ronaldo when he was 17.
>>155618766It's actually rare for the son of a great player to be good. There's Kasper Schmeichel, Haaland, uhhh.... occasional brothers or cousins but it's really so rare, his son has a very high likelihood of being dogshit.
>>155622079>He paid some random American woman to have his child because he wanted a child and he didn't want to have it with a regular woman so he screened women until he found one he could realistically buy the disappearance ofWhy American though? I guess the kid isn't actually raised by him and he just gives obsessive instructions to try and turn him into the perfect athlete? This guy seems like a real piece of shit.
>>155622166Kid's not bad from what I've seen from most of the footage he just runs laps around most kids.>>155622183There's no special meaning to her being an American here, she just happened to be American. Same with Georgina just happening to be Argentine, he's surely not trying to get his other kids to move to Argentina. Also, the kid was mostly raised by Ronaldo's mother and then Giorgina, but he seems to have a good relationship with Ronaldo even though he's being raised to be robocop
This was his ex wife before he switched to the hungrytina.
>>155622269left him for THE FUCKING ROCK by the way
>>155622269>absolutely gorgeous woman wasted on a gay manMany such cases
>>155622269what a downgrade, bro was cracking a psl goddess.
>>155598520He'll probably have dementia by then
>gets mogged by Thiago MessiKINO
>>155619053Did the media speculate on his gay condition? Or is that a clear no-no out of fear of being sued
>>155598520>that hairhe fucked a sheboon .. that's why he will never be the goat
>>155598520damn that kid is one goofy looking mofolooks more like Ronoglo
>>155619053Katia Aveiro pisses me off so much it's unreal
>>155622141So uh, does he like this first kid more than his later ones?Are any of the later ones footballers too?
>>155624006The rest of his kids are still too young. Twins (one boy and one girl) via surrogacy that are 9, a girl with Georgina who will also be 9 later this year, and the surviving girl of the 2nd twin pair, also with Georgina, who is 4.
>>155598998>>155600379>he fell for the athletic black memekek. ronaldo? more like 85IQaldo
Did he a pick a argie women to have his other kids with more footy ability?
>>155623565Fits in perfectly with the current meta
Ronaldo will harvest his son's organs to prolong his own career.
This is like Homelander and Soldier boy
>A reporter asked Cristiano Ronaldo if his son has what it takes to reach the top:>"Not yet. I'm hard with him sometimes because he drinks Coca-Cola and Fanta sometimes and I'm pissed with him.>"I fight with him when he eats chips and fries and everything, he knows I don't like it. Even my small kids, when they eat chocolate they always look to me and, you know, we have to be strong.>"Sometimes when we're at home I say 'go to the treadmill to run a bit' and after the treadmill I say 'now go to the cold water to recover to do it tomorrow again,' and it's 'daddy, it's so cold the water I don't want to do it.'Ronaldo household must be mental, I wonder if any of them will just snap one day
>>155598712College of hard knocks
>>155598520no way this kid doesn't have massive insecurity/ego issues. how do you survive when your dad is fucking CR7
>>155622166Thuram depending on your definition of goodGood enough for desfrauds to think he can make the national team at least
>>155599525Or Welsh
>>155598520is he even good? doesn't he play in some middle east soccer league? like they suck at soccer.
>>155624418>how do you survive when your dad is fucking CR7You'd just hope they could keep it a secret for as long as possible
>>155624383Society is ran by capitalists, they'd turn his kid into a fat pig to sell some more grain feed to him to eatRonaldo is given the hard job that society won't do in cutting them out the junk food like coca-cola and fanta. Come adulthood they'll eat the food, but always have Ronaldo's teaching in the back of their head to limit themselves.More parents must do what he has done
>>155603828>16>Not signed to a European clubNever gonna make it
>>155619053Crazy how unaware /sp/ is of Ronaldo's sisters. They both act like gypsies and are utterly insane.
>>155604084>>155600379>>155618820>>155619053>>155622141
>>155624651Usually someone like Katia Aveiro would be a house cleaner and have 3 kids by 23. However because she is the sister of Penaldo I have to deal with the worst songs of all time
Are Ronaldo’s sisters hot?
>>155624810They have the same face as Penaldo but with fatter faces. They are hideous trolls
>>155624810they're an experience to look at I'll tell you that
>>155624810Look up "Katia Aveiro" and "Elma Aveiro" and see for yourself.
Lore experts, what happened with the rape charge? Did Trump made them drop the case?
>>155624383Evra tells a story about how Ronaldo invited him for dinner and served him plain chicken breasts and a salad with no dressing. And water. Then he wanted to train after dinner.Ronaldo's diet is what black people think white people diet is.
>>155626261>ronnie autistically dedicates everything in his life to become the best>still can’t keep up with a sprite guzzling low iq midget i’d go full schitzo too
>>155626261>Evra tells a story about how Ronaldo invited him for dinner and served him plain chicken breasts and a salad with no dressing. And water. Then he wanted to train after dinner.utterly based
>>155622119Georgina is whore, that fagnaldo hired to pose as his girlfriend and to fuck Cristiano jr. While adult Ronaldo is spending his all days in "Rectum" gay club in rijad saudi arabia
>>155626261Evra was just mad they ruined the chicken by cooking it
happy birthday to jr7
>>155627034>happy birthday son>NO cake, NO Cola, NO Fanta, NO sex with girls!!!!!
>>155598520He'll "play" for 20 minutes then go out on an "injury" again
>>155598520he has a black mama? don't know if that's based or not
>>155627367>NO sex with girls!!!Only with fit muscled men
>>155598520why would I want to stop this trainwreck?
>>155627034>serving your son's friends while dressed like a hoarYou just know.
>>155628251Imagine the oedipus complex he must have developed. And they aren't even blood related for that extra tension
>>155628292His entire existence looks plastic and manufactured as fuck. Won't be surprised of he'll go Elliot Rodger one day.
He was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.FIFA is censoring us. FIFA will pay for this.
>>155627367>NO sex with girls!!!!!Except georgina obviously
>>155598712calls offside on his goals
>>155598520Why would I do something about it even if I wanted to? What is it to me?
>>155626261Imagine doing all that training and all that dieting and still not being able to score a KO goal.
>>155598520They will make CR7 play in 2030 holy shit they really wanna get all the money they can from his image and the sad thing he believes his own hype he still believes he is the GOAT while thinking everyone in his team is jealous of him-
