If England face Germany, what is stopping him from secretly sabotaging the match so that Germany wins? Pretty dumb move to appointment a manager from your biggest rival
The only way we possible meet is in the finals. France will probably get them before us
>>155600125they're on the other side of the draw so unless both teams reach the final it's not a concern
>>155600125Yeah never do that specially with Argentines, they will sabotage your team
>>155600125You have to be 18 to post here
We don’t need rigging to lose to Germany
>>155600125why would he do that? Also it is highly unlikely that we will beat France and even if I think afterwards we would have to face Spain which is our kryptonite
>>155600166>>155600195It’s already obvious they are setting the stage for an England Germany final
he's been hounded out of every german club, wife divorced him, he was never in the running for the Germany jobany loyalty he ever felt is well and truly destroyed for sureEngland needs to worry about Brazil...
>>155600125our biggest rival is Holland
>>155600451because he’s a true patriot and losing a World Cup final won’t have any impact on his future career so why not make sure Germany gets a fifth star
we've been heeming Gaymany in recent years. used to be the other way around but they genuinely fear us nowso he'd have to make it extremely obvious - so much that it'd be a huge scandal and not worth it
>>155600362We beat them last time we met in the euros tho
>>155600837this was all an elaborate ruse to win over the trust of the English
England to international football is like Ferrari to Formula 1.there's just something unique about winning with the Three Lions; it transcends generic winning for one's own nation.
>>155601071If he wanted to throw the match he could obviously do it in a manner where it wouldn’t be obvious
>>155600125he hates the German FA and would like nothing better to rub defeat in their faces
Tuchel gets a big bonus payout if he wins the worldcup, so hopefully his self-interest overrides his patriotism
>>155601421EVERYONE hates the DFB, even 90% of the people working for it. I don't recall the DFB being more nasty to him than to anyone else
>>155600125Germans hate themselves so I wouldn't worry about that.
>>155600125In Germany it's illegal to be nationalistic so they have no innate patriotic feeling for their country. A German would rather sabotage his country to help the enemy than other way round.
>>155600125That wouldn't be an issue since French BVLLS will buckbreak both of them anyways
>>155600125>when you have to appoint a GERMAN (!!!) coach 'cause the English ones are all shittersEmbarrassing
>>155601232nah. it’s only because england is seen as the “birthplace” of football and yet hasn’t won a single world cup in over 60 years. for non-england fans this is like watching a comedy that keeps getting funnier the more time passes
>>155601623this gif is so old I remember people posting this during the 2010 wc threads kek
>>155601834I think this happened in 2013
I give us a 10% chance to make it to the final
>>155600125Tommy Tactics is English now
>>155601232nigga ferrari has won a ton, which is part of its auraengland literally never won anything
>>155600125Trust the individual ambition, ok?
>biggest rivalYou won't even meet anyway we'll both fuck you up.
>>155600125france will beat them before they can reach you anyways, nigel
>>155600892Orange trägt tatsächlich nur die Müllabfuhr
>>155600125>world cup final>england losing>stoppage time>england get a corner>tuchel starts laughing maniacally>pulls off his shirt>he's wearing a german national team jersey underneath>drury: "aw son of a bitch...">crowd erupts in boos>tuchel grabs a microphone>"LONG LIVE THE THIRD REICH">tuchel waves the england team back into their own half>england players in tears>suddenly the stadium loud speakers crackle into life>"take me hooooome.... united rooooaadd...">all the lights in the stadium go down>drury: "it... it can't be..!">"to the plaaaacceeee.... i belooooooong...">the entire stadium is silent in anticipation and confusion>"to old trafford....">the crowd erupts in rapture>drury: "good god almighty that's maguire's music">the lights come back on and HARRY FOOKIN MAGUIRE is standing behind tuchel with a steel chair and wearing a tuxedo>our harry looks at the camera as tuchel spins around>harry: "for england">CRACK>chair shot to that german cunt's head>harry pulls off the tuxedo to reveal a full england kit>the german coaching staff rush the 4th official and demand our harry not be allowed on the pitch>but the 4th official... fucking hell lads it's MICHAEL OLIVER... he waves our harry on>the england team rushes up to take the corner>inswinger directly to slabhead's magnificent dome>ENGLAND EQUALIZE>rashford: "fooken ell lad, didn't think i'd see you again!">harry: "eat shit, judasford, i saw that instagram post, cheeky cunt">rashford drops to his knees in shame>drury gets a tap on his shoulder and spins around to see CLIVE TYLDESLEY and BIG RON ATKINSON>"mind if we take it from here?">the match restarts>clive: "as things stand we will go into extra time UNLESS our harry can conjure up another">kane drills in another inswinger>clive:"kane... into maguire... AND SLABHEAD HAS WON IT">big ron screams racial slurs>mfw it finally comes home
>>155601705You haven't won it once. No, femoid ball doesnt count.
If he wins it with England their title will forever be associated with a German. A German will rule over them forever in football same as in politics. Basically, it will be a Pyrrhic victory of the English and most likely lead to mass suicides once the realization sets in that they've become slaves to their German masters again, like nature always intended.
