match starts in 1 bong
I wish we got africans instead of bottom-of-the-barrel cubans and venecos
>>155604179>I wish we had AfricansNo you don't lmao
>>155604179>>>/pol/
>>155604179the grass isn't greener on the other side, trust me lol
cam on cabo verde fuck those uruguachos rioplatenses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6VeANa9bpA
Chad Verde lets goo
>>155604179> i wish my nation to be blackedWow
>>155604415your nation is already blacked
>>155604288todos os africanos que conheci são bem legais e falam português ou espanhol melhor que esses caribenhos!
>>155603960Ahem *cape* verde
>uraguaykinda sounds like 'ur a gay' heh
>>155604552teehee!
If Capo verde is Portugal's favourite colony, what is Spain's?
>>155604714Melilla
>>155603960You could have her of you were a colonizer 300 years ago, Pedro
>LineupsUruguay
Cabo Verde
let's go cabo brospark that bus
>>155604239Africans are very nice immigrants here. Kind, respectful, friendly, hard working and go unnoticed most of the time.
>>155604857nah, ceuta is more popular and have fewer migrantsplus they arent colonies>>155604714formosa
>>155603960Força Cabo Verde!
>>155604947don't bother with these magafuck retards
>>155604369we about to teach these latinx boys a lesson fr fr
>>155603960what does ebony taste like?
>>155605363women taste mostly the same. the men's dicks are muskier and, in my opinion, more delicious than white dicks
>>155605183Anon you don't need to be a "magafuck retard" to know that our prisons are full of these "Kind, respectful, friendly, hard working" individuals from the continent below.
The archipelago was formed approximately 40–50 million years ago during the Eocene epoch. Before the arrival of Europeans, the Cape Verde Islands were uninhabited.
>>155605745algerians are far worse than subsaharan africans, you're just being racist
Doubles and cabo verde wins
>>155605975can you imagine how fucking cool it would've been to be on that ship
>>155606016rollin
>>155604947Yeah maybe by Brazil standards lmao
Cabral Avenue, one of the main symbols of Cape Verde's development
A white boy could never handle all of that
I still think Cabo Verde is a made-up country for the sole purpose of rounding out the required 48 teams.
Cachupa, typical Cape Verdean dish
How do I get a Uruguay gf as a blackanon?Also Cabo Verde is based and is the second best Portuguese speaking country after Brazil
>>155606215Cabo Verde is more real than Canada, a literal appendix of the northern USA
brought my 14 yo dog in need to make sure he doesn't piss everywhere
>>155606242would try but would also aggressively season at the table
>>155606242
>>155604179Why
>>155606242Needs seasoning
I deserve a qween from cape verde
>>155606262Trump needs to do something about the Canuck question
>>155606035>born too late to explore the planet>born too early to explore outer space
>that Uruguayan soiboi ugly crying at the anthemKEK tell me someone clipped that
>>155606242looks very plain
I love Uruguay
uruguay cute national anthem
frens I don’t know what id do without these comfy threads
>uruguay jersey has 4 stars>only won 2 WCs
>>155606412me either m8
>>155606476maybe they had two WC trophies per tournament at the time.
>>155606408The greatest national anthem in the world, aside from the Russian because it's objectively is the absolute best, is the Croatian.
>cape verde>green capeOoooooooh. Then why is it blue
Have fun lads
Get off the pitch women
i have scared off my third ai cuckwife chatbot
>>155606476Wait until you hear about Germany
>both teams' players actually look like they come from the country they're representingGod bless.
would be nice if they played more than four songs over and overthey played the same shit during the olympics too
>>155603960Que negra gostosa pqp louco pra gozar dentro de uma safada assim
I don’t want to fall asleep because I keep dreaming about days past when I was happy and had frens and even gfs
>>155603960what does one need to do to acquire a queen like this?
damn Uruguay relying on Fede Viñas as striker? how did you fall that far?
>camera shifts to Bielsa>he is ALREADY looking down like a retardwhat the hell is his problem
I fear the fame has gone to the CV keeper's head and he's gonna let in at least 6 tonight
why are all of these on fs1 what the fuck
lets go unc
>>155606575Support Cabo Verde to make yourself worthy of a Cabo-verdiana AI cuckwife.
On 2 February 2024, Cape Verde became the third African country to be free of malaria.
Who won the last game lads?
>Cabo Verde has Travis Scott as their 9how fucked is UR Gay?
Bielsada status?
>>155606655Go outside and do it all again. You're government is gonna force you to go outside eventually anyways
>>155606721Hi there!You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Cabo Verde drawing (or losing but let's hope this isn't the case) today and winning/drawing saudi arabia (which played like dogshit today) isn't that unlikelycabo verde bros polymarket gives you a 44% chance of making it to the knockouts
>>155606655iktfb
>>155606767Allah.
>>155606767not ngoy, who might have made his last appearance at this tournament
Would genuinely love to know what % of game time Uruguay spend rolling around on the ground
>>155606655watch WC soccer games for the short time they are on. you might regret it when they're gone. hang out with /comfy/.
this Canobbio hunchback seems like your classic Uruguayan goon
>>155606788Not everything bad that happens to his teams is his fault, like Darwin being finished at the tender age of 24 or half their u20 champions going to the Middle East instead of Europe.
All these fucking dives. Embarrassing.
Cape Verde had it easy against Spain because the Spanish are civilized.They’re about to find out why Sudacas are subhumans, even lower than a rabid chimp.
What happened to the gay with the mask?
>>155606931He's a white ngubu. Runs more km than anyone else in the pitch but don't expect him to do anything spectacular.
imagine if colonialism had not supplanted all the people in places like curacao or cape verde or even the carribean with slaves but instead just kept them for themselves lmao
>>155606963omg it's shit Argentina
Need worst guay to booty blast this shit ass team
>>155606242This looks like the school dinner version. Their are comfier cachupa pics out there.What's the National dish of youraguy?
uruguay shirt looks nice :)
why are we watching this
>>155607079>What's the National dish of youraguy?dunno but i wouldn't mind dining out on alaskkag
>>155607079>What's the National dish of youraguy?opposition defenders
>>155607050alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>155607125Sir, there’s a block of cheese on your head
>>155607079The chivito is a sandwich generally containing thin grilled beef and toppings such as lettuce, tomatoes, fried egg, ham, and olives.
>>155606545Italian anthem for me.
>>155607125I became a Uruguay enjoyer in 2010
>>155607125Because we've lost control of our lives.
>>155607210shit that looks good
I'm in awe at how Uruguay and Belgium have fallen
>>155607090It really does.>>155607125Because Cabo Verde's broadband technicians and fishermen are soulful.
>>155607210gib 12" pls
Is it that time again.
>>155607210Good stuff
I feel like we're going to get our second red card for covering the mouth in this game
>>155607210Cor now your talking
>>155607090Their best designs were ruined by their obsession with making everything extra skin tight.
>>155607238kek
>>155607143now kill yourself
>>155607281>tf>tp
Classic pajerito muyverde, the eternal pecho.
National personification of Uruguay
here we go again
>>155607393it was a star all along?
Went to school with a bloke who had a Uruguayan mother & Lebanese father. His dad owned a kebab shop and everyone wanted to fuck his mum
>>155607470they each had something going for them i see.
What’s the longest you guys have gone without food? Might try water only diet this week
>>155607327>their obsession with making everything extra skin tight.Sounds breddy gay.
>>155607503less than a day, i prefer to exercise rather than intentionally starve myself.
How is this Infantino bro even able to go to every 2 games. Does he have a like a body double and not have a family to take care of?
Uruguayans are of predominantly European origin, with 86.0% of the population claiming "white" as their dominant ancestry self-identified in the 2023 census, a decrease from 87.7% over the 2011 census. Most Uruguayans of European ancestry are descendants of 19th and 20th century immigrants from Spain and Italy, and to a lesser degree France, Germany, and Britain.
>>155607550rich people don't take care of their families
this is peak 90s uruguay
HERE WE GO
>>155607503I fast on ash Wednesday and good friday. Going without food is no great hardship for a day but I crave a cup of tea and get a headache
bros I'm not feeling it...
remember when Betancour smashed a glass bottle on someone's head and nothing happened
wow
lol
Urgay is chile tier and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
wew
kwab
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HHHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAA AMAZING
Embarrasing
GOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HOLY SHOT
Holy fuck
holy shit el hombre sin manos de muslera
UR A GAY LMAO
I TOLD YOU I WASN'T FEELING IT
STRIKER
We're better than uruguay
I was told Uruguay would destroy the United States if they played
WHERE IN CABO VERDE ARE YOU FROM
Islanders score!
gaaaaaaaaaaal
Gooooooool
HA
SCAARRRR
>Ur guayKWAB
WHAT A BLOOTER HOLY SHIT
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
Ronaldo could never.
nice wall you dumb fucks
You can't concede that goal as a profesional.
Going extinct.
ABSOLUTE BLOOTER FUCK YEAH
Uruguaybros…. What the fuck
dinobros...
Legislative Palace, seat of the Uruguayan Parliament.
The Irish commentary on my stream said "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD" as it went in
VAI TOMAR NO CU URUGUAI....................../´¯/)....................,/¯../.................../..../............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...').........\.................'...../..........''...\.......... _.·´............\..............(..............\.............\...AQUI É CABO VERDE PORRA
DELETE Urugay
good goal
>la garra charrua>run away from a shot
to be fair thats how they build walls in urugay
>>155607839lamb lahm good 1 anon
VAMOS CABO VERDE
everyone is gonna be shitting on bielsa on latam twitter again :’(
>>155607953imagine this beautiful bitch as a gaudy boutique hotel
vozhina has now a bit of breathing room to work with, dont think uraguay was expecting to get punched in the mouth like that
penal
sorry for humiliating our family cabo bros
>ur gaylmaaaao
the absolute fucking state of that barrier lmao
H Y D R A T E
That was the worst freekick wall I’ve ever seen
How was that not a pen? Fucking rigged bullshit
Palacio Salvo, built in Montevideo from 1925 to 1928, was once the tallest building in Latin America.
gonna get myself a sparkling water, you guys want one?
>>155608066He will get blamed for Valverde missing his chance and for Muslera being retarded.
>>155608199that's a pretty cool building desu
Cabo Verde takes this world cup
CABO
I swear to fucking Uruguay
The sinking of the German cruiser Admiral Graf Spee was the major event occurring in Uruguay during World War II.
Bielsa pawg
>>1556081242>3>1All beautiful though
>>155608212I'm goodSlurping some Michelob Ultra, the official drink of the 2026 World Cup.Michelob Ultra, it's good 4u.
>>155608212>sparkling water
>>155608515I’ve seen your posts about this beer before how much are they paying you!!
>>155608124Lusophobia love
Let’s play in neutral ground. End this fake ass qualifiers
Maybe we were too harsh to Spain...Cape Verde is TEACHING
What does conmemebol do?
>>155608556What's wrong with sparkling water?
my toes are still cold...
Uruguay is white
Suárez seething
>Suárez on the stadiumEverything makes sense now. The bed has been made.
>>155608660explains why they're losing to cabo verde
This fucking heatwave is unbearable
>>155608640Hire argentinian snake oil salesman dts
>>155603960More like Rape Verde
>>155608620Seems to me that these latam teams underestimate CV and probably weren't going all out. Glad CV is humbling them.
>>155608556I love sparkling water
You can't mess that chance.
Urgay are so shit lmao and why do they keep fielding ancient ass Muslera?
Sparkling water is too posh for me, only upper classes drink it here
>crinkling papers near the mic
>>155608748>draw against saudi>not going all out in a world cup when your last game is vs spainthey must be retarded
for me, it's just a regular, normal, plain glass of water scooped straight up from the ocean like god intended
>>155608797you weirdos and classism
This nigga rolling around like a turtle stuck on its back.
>>155608863umm...sweetie...?
Uruguay attack lacks bite
>>155608911feels like they are randomly shooting 2bh
>>155608808Went on a lads holiday recently and one of my mates forced everyone to listen to his ASMR so he could fall asleep. Some woman slurping on a cup of tea and then doing some fake eye exam. I was seething
>>155608910no, saltie
>>155608963fuck. my ex used to only be able to fall asleep to episodes of FRIENDS. shit gave me nightmares
mentality >>> tacticseverytime
>>155608851No. They are shit.Simple as
>>155608911KEK
>>155608748I think these latam teams just aren't good as they used to be but they haven't realized that yet so they approach every match with a easy stomp mentality
>>155608963Why the fuck did you all put up with that
Bielsa will have to make 5 subs at half time.
>>155608808Fuck you I hear it now.
>>155608963tbg i'm similar i have to listen to some slow music, usually dungeon synth, to lull me to sleep. my gf tolerates it.
spics are SO shit lmao they have nothing to brag about now other than poverty jajajazaxaxx
>>155609101well i hope he shares a bite or two with the team
>>155609070It’s what mates do I guess not in a hurry to do it again tho
Maybe Cabo Verde wasn’t that shit after all
This Uruguay isn't beating Spain, so they better play like this is their last game.
>>155609142laffed
>>155609169>>155609174spics
>>155608780rochet fucked up his back
>>155604903>Fede Viñas I CANT SCORE
are football players ok with humiliating themselves with all this feigning? i understand it was a Uruguay foul but the nog should get a red card for sprattling around like that
>>155609133Gimme some DS recs. All I know is Fief but they don't really sound 'dungeon'.
>>155608808FFS I thought it was a problem with my stream. I hate ASMR type sounds with a flaming passion>>155608963Should've kicked him in the face to put him to sleep.
i had anonymous receptive homosexual sex in london
>>155609169>>155609174aztecs
Will there be a lot of seethe in Uruguay if it stays like this or did fans not expect too much
>>155609249Footballers are generally pretty retarded, so I doubt they have any real concept of shame.
>>155609223>>155609277Cucks
>>155609220She needs a white baby in her womb asap
the reason why capo verde is because they expect nothing and so they fear nothing
>>155608963>>155609133Does no one fall asleep to youtube videos explaining things you only passingly care about anymore?
>>155609275
What the fuck was that
I always believed in urgay.
OH NO NO NO NO CABO VERDE BROS
ahh dang it
>Caca Verde
Can anyone itt speak Portuguese?
wuh oh...
What a dumbass, and just after beating 3 Uruguayans,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLS BE OFFSIDE OR SOME BULLSHIT
imagine celebrating against cape verde
kek didn't araujo tie it last match too?
>>155609265this one never fails, as do the other two releases by same artist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgpBa_Yctjwthis one gets me dozing within 10-15 minutes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne8fzMxX2Psthis isn't really DS but similar effect, using a church organ:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NooCL1bVw-U
Not too shabby
>>155609297Uruguajans think they are toptier and can win anything. Than you watch their league and its borderline amateur football
Is the magic over fellow Cape Verdeans?
>celebrating a tie with...>cabo verdebros are we the laughing stock of south america?
>>155609360it was very good, the gentleman was an excellent kisser and intermingled his fingers with mine
no sovl allowed...
>>155609297I don't think they expected much from this team. The best they have is fucking Valverde.
>>155609357I have fallen asleep listening to Ricky Steve and Karl for about 5 years
Based urgay
anyone screenshot the whitest uragayan fan
>>155609509>borderline amateur footballthats 70% of the EPL as well to be fair
>>155609357yes videos about space or paleontology are my goto
>get a cramp at 40 mins>head the ball into your own post>concedeWeird team.
It's the world cup, they're allowed to celebrate against whoever.
>>155609574play a song you idiot
>>155609545And Valverde is a proven cuck
>>155609534Yes.
>>155609626Running for 40 minutes is very impressive for a bartender.
>>155609690kek what was brazil reaction to that mess?
>>155609690pelé debutó con un pibe
>>155609500Cheers lad
just beat san Marino lads lmao
It’s gonna end being like 4-1 now isn’t it
>>155609690The fuck is a pibe? Sounds gay
do cape verde play okay football or are uruguay just all over the shop
>>155609731Confusion as to why they were playing the victims when they started all that shit at the beach
>>155609297no, pretty much everyone agreed the team is shit. the most optimistic people expected getting second on the group and losing to argentina
>>155609690Liberate my lost pubes?
What the fuck is a Jock league commentator doing calling World Cup games
>>155609795idk but Pele was one apparently, must have been the name of his first football team!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CANNOBIO
Why is Valverde playing on the left? Is he trying to tell Bellingham something
Caca Verde sisters ran out of meme magic
>>155609849DEI
ITS JOEVER
>>155609795>country has gay in its name>surprised they are gayCome on, anon
Nice.
sneaky sneaky
Bielsaball is BACK
Fucking rigged
not like this...
celebrating like they beat Liechtenstein
Island bros have had their moment in the sun. Four times champs to win 5-1
See Spain, its that easy.
>>155609905He thinks he's a lefty ever since Tchouameni rearranged his brain.
BASED URGAY
IT'S FUCKING CABO VERDE FOR FUCK SAKE
The fix is in for a 3-2 Cape Verde comeback. Trust me.
>>155609806both
verde had a nice run ;(
beautiful
>>155610036You act like they didn’t just hold Spain to ZERO
Meme bros... our team isn't winning...
Poor vozinha
>+5 mins>7 mins in
>>155609944cute
>+5
I really like this retard
>>155604239>he doesn’t like bootysad
>>155609624These days for me its mostly random economics or geopolitics thing, scott the woz rambling or that one guy that talks about water or buildings in video games.
Hydration break (original) time
New world countries aren't real btw
The first scorer for Uruguay I quite like, seems a decent player shall pay 50 million for him for brighton
>>155610212Hydration Break Classic ™
I just sort of lay down and close my eyes aye
>>155610245Canobbio is shit
>>155610248I’m stealing this
>>155610282
Costa Rica anon needs to amplify his mufa
>>155610295Not himThe first scorer
How likely is it the blacks can come back and tie the mexicans in this game? I don't know anything about divegrass.
>>155610352gosh, i wish that was me
>>155610295i wouldn't want to share a dressing room with cannibalñho
If the knockout games go to extra time will there be more hydration breaks?
>>155610245English people chase tugão frauds like moths chase flames
>>155610368Maximiliano Araujo, he's also shit.
>>155610445yes, the one after 15 mins
>>155610155basically the only cute animal the rest of the world missed out on from yurop
>>155606043African immigrants earn more than you, Cletus
>>155610493>>155610532Ok 30 million
>>155610445Extra time turned into a 30 minute 'hydration ultimate' advert break complete with national anthem and twerking pop star 5hem straight to pens.
can any brit anon explain to me why the BBC is so fucking weird? the stream imaging is about the world cup half time, but the voice over is talking about some nonsense unrelated to it, this has been the 2nd time i noticed this. first one it was about the train crash the other dayswhy not use a chyron?
>>155610584In october you'll make a post complaining about and you'll get 7 Portuguese flags saying "no refunds"
Extra time only exists to have funny outcomes not happen and keep the sport boringProve me wrong
>>155610580>African Americans the lowest>Ivorian/South African Americans the highest. What
>>155610580Nta but that's not a lot. It's also not accurate. I just looked it up and white Americans are a little under 93k.
What the FUCK is a chyron
>>155610642>a chyron
>>155610684The text on the bottom of the telecast.
>>155610673It's literally made up.
>>155610642its ran by pedos
Sounds like a Pokémon
So we better than spain now??????
>>155609905ANON DON'T LOOK UP
why would the BBC waste licence fee money on a bugatti chiron
>>155610580>>155610673America attracts plenty of moderately and not so moderately wealthy African expats. Opportunity migrants trying their shots at a better life often end up elsewhere.There's a whole stereotype about Nigerians in the US being well off and racist.
>>155610709that bit of text near the bottom of the screen, usually saying shit like : BREAKING NEWS and showing you the scores of other games or some related news. probably called by a different name in bong land
>>155610731<$100k per household is wild
>>155610755Chyron evolves into Cryanon.weak to fairies.
>>155610823it's a good question actually, not even ITV does it.
>>155610783Always been.
>>155610783Yes, but worse than Arabia, who are better than Cape Verde, who are better than Spain.
>>155610823think we call it a ticker
>>155610823Telly ticker
I was late, the match was already 30 minutes in, Cabo Verde winning, had to watch it from the beginning. I put the stream on 2x speed. Now it's half time and I'm on sync. Uruguayans always play so dirty, fuck them. Do you guys think Cabo Verde has a chance of tying again?
I guess I better get some sleep. Stay comfy frens enjoy the game
>Seven Nation ArmyI fucking hate this song
>>155610828I mean, me and my wife make a lot more than that, but it'a not wild. Things are a lot cheaper here than in AUS and our taxes are way lower. Also it factors in both households with stay at home mother and households that are just single mothers, who mostly survive off of gibs. It's a median.
>D. Nuñez 89' (OG)>D. Nuñez 90'+4 (OG)
>>155610890>>155610923ah, i seehere we usually call it the chyron based on the company name which pioneer the tech in the 70it just become a general word similar to how a lot people just call facial tissue kleenex, despite the brand not liking it at all
>mfw americans call a moovy-woovy telly ticker a "chyron"
does poo peeland have a chance later?
>>155610979how much does your wife's boyfriend make?
>>155610995same like hoover for a vacuum cleaner here
>>155611002lel
>>155611002we call it the thing at the bottom
Give it to me straight lads, can we still win the WC?
>>155611135that's what my map says mate.
>>155611140maybe
>>155611140Fuck no.
>>155611002>>155611135>>155611154or "Turkey" for short
>>155611180hehe
>2nd half>less than 400 repliesDoesn't a single soul care about us?
>>155611140If it was 1930 yeah
>>155611140>has Messiyeah.the true question- can America?
>people shittalking Uruguay ITTRetards
>>155611200No.
>>155611200this is the comfy thread
>>155611211No the US will not win the FIFA World Cup within our lifetimes
>>155611200Well there's the sticky thread too, which has a lot of replies (mostly shitposting probably but still).
>>155611140i am drunk and have fucked up many posts. i meant:>has to play Messinah.
>>155611200It's the comfy thread, and the neither of the teams playing are the sort that bring on the polspammers.
>>155611140I believe
what kind of person actually posts in the sticky?
Any qt cabo verde fans???
>>155611355Raving homosexuals.
>>155611355touristszoomersbut i do recognise some /sp/ regulars posting in there too
>>155611355bussin'
>>155611355newfags
Assuming this score stands, it does make Cape Verde vs Saudi Arabia a bigger game for survival.
>>155611370black chicks with big jiggly tits
>>155611355/int/ wankers
>>155611355same type of person that posts in livestream chats that have like 30k viewers. NPCs and brainrotted zoom zooms
>>155611445someone post em
>>155611469>zoom zoomsI find this phrase incredibly annoyingt. millennial
Valverde has no leadership qualities desu
WHAT DID THEY DO
>>>>>>>>>>>muslera
Gol
MEME GOAL MEME GOAL
ayo
OMG YAAAAAASSSSSSS!
Bros... is it true that we are no longer a football superpower?????????????????????
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Capo Verde, the teams that refuses to lose.
CAPE VERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>u r gay goalkeeping
OH NO NO NO NO NO DINOSISSIES
>>155610041Keeping an eye on this post.
>>155611002And guvnah, what about water?
uhhhh where is bro going?
awful slow to not intercept that
>>1556117042010 was the last gleaming
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAY>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAYTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAY>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAYTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAY>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAYTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAY>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF URGAY
a team of complete morons
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
What was the plan?
You can't goalkeep there mate
>U R GAY
U R GAYWHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKTHAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST MISTAKES I HAVE EVER SEEN A KEEPER MAKEwhat the fuck
muslera is so bad,is he really the best charrua GK?kek
>>155611873You mean hydratery-watery?
CABO VERDE CAN WIN
Holy kek
cape verde has that dawg in them, other teams would have been demoralized and just happy to at least scored their first goal, not these niggas
Cabo "only blooters" Verde
MUDSLERA
If you're not watching THE BEST game of the WC2026, McFuking kys RIGHT NOW
That's honestly a good finish.I know many players that would have fucked up after that initial touch
>>155611926>>155611950isn't he like one of the oldest GK? I can't belive there was no one better
Clearly we need to introduce nap break on top of the hydration breaks, sleepy goalkeepers are suffering
BOOBS
>>155611991Thanks for declaring your honesty.
>u r gayMore like U R SHIT ayyylmao
>>155611408damn forlanwebms?
>>155603960Can't suffer in Cabo Verde.
>>155612024burrior gk is way better than this shitter
dude just decided to sprint out of goal 40m for no reason
>>155611408>men age like fine wi-ACK
I like the effort.
>>155611950>unironically wears #23 to feel original and special In truth he should be relegated to 3rd goalkeeper and never see actual play.Dibu is a faggot too.
Fuck it, I'm moving to Cape Verde and becoming Cape Verdean
>>155612120>sprintLumber like a drunk on his way home
>>155612215what story do their eyes tell?
>>155612120Please understand goalkeepers get bored just standing there all the time.
One is called Uruguay. The other is called Paraguay. Why not combine them and just call them gay?
>>155612234watch out for pirates.
>>155611408Diego "LF good barber" Forlan
*yakety sax starts playing*
Why didn't goalie hold on to the ball there?
LMAOOOO what the fuck
>>155612281Argentina got in the wuay.
this fucking game
Almost a stupid goal.
imagine the rush of being a sideline janny and raising that flag after a goal
looks onside to me
Vozinha... not like this...
It will be a goal.
big tiddy urgayan
lol wtf
Couldn't see an offside.
>not a single cute urugirl on the stadium what the fuck bros..
>Inb4 they force the rat king to suit up
>Uruguayans trying to kick the goalkeep in the face
Quality goalkeeping on display today.
>wc meme game on a sunday eveninghell yeah
>>155612451Me neither, but /our guy/ Vozinha didn't deserve to go down like this
>>155612360unc is forty, he's trying his best with what he got
Why is Uruguay more European than most European teams?
HOL UP MBAPPE IS ON OUR TEAM???
vozinha bro, you nearly fucked it all up
>>155612481are we talking about the cannibal?
>THE VILLAGE OF URUGUAYTHE VILLAGE OF URUGUAY>THE VILLAGE OF URUGUAYTHE VILLAGE OF URUGUAY>THE VILLAGE OF URUGUAYTHE VILLAGE OF URUGUAY
>>155612543that whole area, including southern brazil and buenos aires had a lot of european immigration
>>155612543Diversity has entered the play
pls stay hydrated.
>>155612543>Dating app>see a "european" looking girl (you know what I'm talking about)>swipe leftbros am I evil??
>>155612543Brown people didn’t see it as worthy of emigrating to
>>155612611>shaved pitsfucking DROPPED
NEW>>155612660>>155612660>>155612660
i tried to encapsulate the game into a single image and this is the most fitting i had.
Meme music for the (((Hydration Break)))
>Maradonna ad suggesting gamblingwtf
>>155612642LMAO! What is bro doing?
>>155612611I knew her and her pits would be forever immortalized
>>155612413>>155612451The guy that kicked it into the goal was offside when the previous one attempted to and failed.Get some spectacles chum.
>>155612723Check this one outhttps://nitter.net/GordoEdicion/status/2067703050991518191
How in the fuck was that offside? Who was offside??
offside shouldn't apply if the assist was past the vertical penalty line
>>155612622Yeah but Uruguay has a significant black population for example. More than twice as much as e.g England.
anybody has a screengrab of that ridiculous offisde graphic
cool game. they are both giving it their all.
>>155613183
That blonde beast is what I imagine Achilleus was like
>>155605363Coconut butter
>>155604179No you don't, trust me.
