we have 5 actually. and it's because we used to be better, simple as

>>155608475
It was pre Nazi era

2 of them are non sanctioned and one of them is people not giving a fuck about it(first one)

>>155608475

they were won when dinosaurs roamed the earth

>>155608475
During dinosaur era when football was played by part time workers.

>>155608475
if nobody is alive who witnessed it then did it really happen?

>>155608475
it was before the suicide rates.

>>155608644
and the other one they won us just by trigging our players in the final

>>155608475
They're all from the women's team

>>155608475
Well, when your adversaries are triceratops and stegorssaurus, it gets easy to win World Cups

>>155608733
If God exists, yes. But only in that situation.

>>155608804

then why haven't you won any?

it was a different time

they dont
pre-ww2 cups don't count

>>155608901
Because our adversaries are Hybris and Dyonisius, you silly boy

>>155609108
eyeroll