kekmebol edition
>drinks the Powerade>quickly spits it outWhy is it for the advertising dollaroos?
alaskkag nips
>>155612642i look like this and do this
YJK
>>155612713REF!
>>155612660Whats her OF?
post yfw this match so far
who's the bitch in OP?and how was that offside? The fucking GK let it slip
Damp, slightly sweaty, Uruguayan girl armpits
>>155612713>>155612754
>>155612742good post anon. never seen that before.
>>155612794
Why is blue always the best artificial flavor?
>that one 40 years old boomer being the goalkeeper of the NT
>>155612830Fat
>>155612830shes probably so fucking annoying
lmao
Should I watch the rest of the match or just fap?
These fucking VAR checks lmao
>>155612830>>155612882
>>155612846i think the blue POWERADE in the vending machine at work is refreshing. going to start taking more hydration breaks (powered by POWERADE) at work.
LMAO at that offside
>>155612713You sick son of a bitch!!!!
>>155612990The Ice Storm flavor, it's the fucking best and these hydration breaks are making me want to drink them more often
>>155612968what do you mean, "or"?
Nice tackle.
Is there any other country that watches its team choke as much as Uruguay?
I am not envious of Vozinha at all, that is a lot a pressure for what was supposed to be a chill visit to North America and now you inadvertently became the most important guy at work
pls no tie
>>155613166hi
>>155613166Brazil.
KINO tie
>>155613166
>>155613166Yeah
>>155613211Give it to me straight /sp/, which team is worse, Uruguay or Brazil?
Cabo Verde’s technical ability has been impressive as fuck. They definitely have a strategy and they are sticking to it. More impressive than U R Gay’s retarded for sure.
All these ties, I'm dreading the knockout when we get another 30 minutes of extra time on top of the +8 gorillion stoppage per half
If Bielsa was such a football purist, ge would refuse to participate in the hydration break. I loved him at Chile, but this is hypocritical.
>>155613185He's already the village hero.>>155613246Urgay
>>155613185ahem...https://x.com/MichalMoch87/status/2067052448154292486
>>155613262he tries his best to sit on top of the box of drinks to deny distribution
>>155613189>>155613255We tend to call them "draws"
>>155613166belgium>we
>>155613262How would he enforce that? Just staying the field in formation? That would be kino actually.
>>155613295Kek
>>155613286Based
the loser gets their football license revoked
>>155612816Alaska, uruguayan influencer that peruvians love to FAP toNo ideamif she opened an OF. She looks like the kind of girl that woukd do that
this is so much fun
Nice cut from Vozinha.
>cabo finish 2nd in the group with 3 drawsimagine
>>155613286my man
cabo verde must hold
why the fuck is it so hard for our NT to strike?
>cape verde all of a sudden is capo verde...just like with turkey being now turkiyeFuck off
i hope we get a winner
why can't teams solve them?
>>155613246Brazil.
>>155613536its not nearly as insidious
>>155613540that shit is fucking awesome over a french omelette and in a homemade chipotle bowl
kwabuguay
When did South America become so bad? Argentina and Colombia gotta carry this continent, and really I'm being generous by adding Colombia.
>>155613246brazil
>>155613536Ivory coast becoming cote d'ivorie Czech Republic becoming czechiaHolland becoming netherlands
Isn't Brian Rodriguez a rapist?
>>155613404Whats the name of the Olimpia supporter that is posted in /copalib/ sometimes? I think she has OF
>>155613536it's cabo not capeand they were called cabo verde before your country even existed
>>155613627in my humble opinion I think there is less and less kids caring about sports.15 years ago if you didn't play football you were a faggot.
>>155613536And it's BraSil now.
>>155613536cabo verde is cooler
>>155613536A lot of people thought Turkey wanted to stopped being talked about with the bird, but it was actually the birds who wanted to stop being associated with the turks.
Imagine a Valverde shot hitting you in the head from 10 yards
>>155613718what changed? social media/online type shit?
Cabo Verde rolls off my anglo tongue faster than Cape Verde.
Its another "Varela tries to murder an opponent" episode
>>155613823alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
every country should be called their native name
>>155613869rupert's land
they need to give red cards for shameless diving
KWANOBBIO
Best game so far desu
Kek sudacas are such cheating faggots
Man Conmebol really is just ass
U R Gay are such dirty shithousers which is fine by me but then they cry like little bitches when it happens to them which is ghey
>>155613919>every game ends in a forfeit 2 minutes in
>>155613869I'm sorry but I REFUSE to call them Brasil
>>155613837Yes, kids have more opportunities these days.
cape verde more like gaped valverde
>>155613683Wait till you discover how Lisboa is called in other languages
I still call it Siam
>>155613910imagine how comfy
>>155613864Now you have concussion
Uruguay how are we feeling?
>tfw Uruguay presence in this WC is to make cabo verde shineI can't take it anymore bros...
>just spamming shots Why are these guys retarded? This is ligue 2 shit fucking hell
If Suarez is sad, I am happy
>>155613976>kids have more opportunities these daysthats a really good thing but if that causes football to suffer we need to destroy it
Why the fuck didn't Bielsa replace Valverde? He's been playing like shit IMO
>>155613246Brazil
>>155614019but I did have breakfast today
ERA
>>155614080Kek
>>155614030Embarassed>>155614060our team lacks bite
>>155614057This is what I meanThis guy had a chance and he immediately spammed a shot instead of getting the angle rightIt's pissing me off
>>155614080lel
>>155614010You mean ราชอาณาจักรไทย
How was that not a penal
how was that not a foul?
ERA O NO ERA???
Football's great when both teams need to win
ERA desu
>>155614205>>155614226won the ball BIG
is it cabo verdian’s?
I'll be honest, I'll take all 4 teams in this group moving on if we can just erase Group B entirely.
>>155614304Cabistas verdensianos
>>155613683You are unsurprisingly missing the point. I don’t care what they call themselves. Pick a country, note what you call it, then look up what they call themselves. It’s rarely the same. This is fucking woke bullshit unironically.
>>155614261I think the first is definitely a foul but I think its outside the area.
>>155614202Bangkok's actual name is:กรุงเทพมหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยา มหาดิลกภพ นพรัตนราชธานีบูรีรมย์ อุดมราชนิเวศน์มหาสถาน อมรพิมานอวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยวิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์ or:The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarma.
CAPE VERDE WINS!!CAPE VERDE WINS!!CAPE VERDE WINS!!
why doesn't cabo verde have any green in their flag
not a pen. good decision
Cabo Verde wins 2 - 2!!
Cabocape Verde took points off Spain and Uruguay.
>Not letting them take the free kickKek what
Conmebros...
REF HAD TO SAVE URGAY THE HUMILIATION
LolPooruguay
Urubros... are we going home in the first round??
that was a good game
Why not let them take the free kick?
>>155614398I read that in trumps voice
Terrible loss for Uruguay, borderline eliminated.
>>155614454not even playing total haramballthey tried to score both games
>>155614398Absolutely kino name and a billion times times better than>uhh a field with springs what should I call it…
>>155614398well. that's kinda awesome though
can't win with these cats (nuñez)spain urgay gonna be saucy
>>155614536>>155614456Ref is racist
>>155614456Also robbed them of a clear penalty. It's actually rigged.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF SHIT REF LET THEM KICK WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROUNDHOUSEKICK REFS, THROW THEM INTO A WELL AND SHUT IT WITH MORTAR WHAT A DISGRACE FUCK YOU REFFIE YOU BASTARD
reckon they could beat saudi arabia and 5 points would be enough for 2nd.
CAPE VERDE WINS 2-2.
Atleast Uruguays sun is cooler than Argentinas
How do you get two scored on by cap vert?
Fellas, did we get saved by the ref?
>>155614503i mean you are better when it cames to goal than cabo verde, you guys might end as third and have to make it through the best 3 route but that would be unpropper for a nac team of uruguays calibre...
>>155614398I assume that’s what turkey calls it right? Surely they aren’t hypocritical bullies
The graveyard of football is full of favorites.
spain could do something pretty funny against YOUareGAY
>>155614807your goalie jogs out of the box
why is Bielsa our coach anyway?
>>155614503Depends on how roughly Spain man handles you
>>155614807Both mistakes from Uruguay, still Cape Verde was genuinely dangerous throughout the game but seemed to lack finesse to reuly punish the dinosaurs.>>155614817Yes.
>>155614817the ref mistook uruguay with argentina
>>155614807Ahem sweaty, its Cabo Verde
>>155614922he stood around looking at the floor outside the uruguayuan FA
You stupid Urugays made me lose 30usd. I wanted to eat for free. You will never ever win another WC again. Your players are so shit.Fuck you.
What happens if Spain vs Uru ends 0-0 and Cabo vs Saudi ends 1-1?
>>155614817nah
Thank you Costa Rica
Does anyone think Cabo Verde won't take the 3 points against Saudi Arabia? They could unironically win the group lol.
>>155614995Fair Play I believe.
How did they score? Only watched the last 10 min and Uruguay was always on CV's half
>>155615043bullshitshould be alphabetical order
>>155614995Spain declares war on Portugal over the tordesillas treaty, cape verde and cisplatina leading to the nuking of israel
>>155615056first CPV goal was from a long-range free kick, worth watching backtheir second one was a fuck up by uruguay's defence and muslera being too far out
>>155615056Defense and GK dropped the spaghetti, but honestly? I think they'd have scored sooner or later.
>>155615056>How did they score?Backpass to the goalie, Muslera was 20 meters out, cape verde stole the ball.
any webms of muslera going full clown?
>>1556149952nd gets decided by goals scored which would go to cape verde
chicharito has way better english than i imagined
>>155615006LMAO
What is he thinking right now?
>>155615423by the way he played, I don't think he's into the whole using the brain stuff.
>>155615423I'm out of the loop, why is there a 40 years old goalkeeper?
>>1556138377x1 had catastrophic consequences over here
