South American bros we are geting exposed hard. We had some wins against small African nations like Haiti and Algeria, but now that we had to face agaisnt football powerhouses like Cabo Verde we are getting exposed hard. What should we do?
If the magical dwarf with a bogus Italian passport not listed on transfermarkt can score a hattrick against Ralf ragnericks team he’s truely the goat I’ll take my bar off
Why are you acting as if this Cabo Verde wouldn't 2-1 us out of the World Cup in the quarter finals?
We should invite cabo verde to play in conmebol
Never rated them
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>Argentina facing UEFA team following years of friendlies with small teams>Brazil on its last legs>Paraguay has to beat USA>Ecuador has to beat Germany>Uruguay has to beat Spain>Colombia has to beat PortugalIt's fucking over. Conmebol's last stand.
>>155614939Messi is going to spirit bomb the entire world and he's draining all our energy
>>155614939I don't think we stand a chance, bros.
I've telling you, faggots.Post more anime or else we'll get eliminated soon
Argenchina is the last footballing nation in this continent unfortunately.
>>155614939Nobody gives a shit about confederations, proxybro. Literally every single Brazilian is celebrating this Cabo Verde victory
>>155614939we and colombia will carry you guys don't worry TRUST THE PLAN
THAT SEALS THE DEAL. I'm no longer part of this confederation. I’ve been a member since 1916 and FIFA member since 1913. I will no longer watch any Southamerican NT on TV or even watch Libertadores games. I’m going to Confederation of African Football where they actually know how to run a confederation. Goodbye and good riddance.
>>155615152This
>>155614939>against small African nations like Haiti and Algeria,hey man i have 2 afcon championships
Congolombians should take one for the team and start some riot that gets everyone deported. 20 years from now this will be remembered as the one World Cup where South America underperformed because the evil orange man sabotaged us.
>>155615362this perunanon is right
>>155615412This. We have too many rivalries, we're anything but united. Fuck Conmelel and their corrupt heads.
would rather have cabo verde win than any “hermano” team
>>155615412>commies celebrating portugese win
>>155614939Just score more goal than the rival I dunno
>>155615362Peruanon seeks to deceive you
>>155615707Irmãos ate morte!!!
>>155614939CONMEBOL national teams were going through issues in world cup qualifying, anon.>uruguay deflating post copa america 2024>Colombia being Colombia>Chile having every noche amarga possible>Peru being a complete shitshow>Venezuela being buckbroken after the copa america>fucking ECUADOR got a high ranking in qualifying despite a point deduction>Brazil going through 3 managers>the format let mediocre Paraguay qualify>Bolivia got a playoff, which should tell you plentyWe topped the qualifying tournament because the rest sucked.
annexation
I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE>OBSOLETE
>>155615964Did you know Brazil almost didn't qualify for the 2002 world cup?
CONCACAF and CAF's top few teams are literally better than everyone in South America except Argentina.>inb4 some brazilian starts shriekingYour team is shit and you know it as well as I do.
>>155615362maybe there's something to this...the animeposting has been pretty minimal lately
>>155615248Paraguay cant play USA again, they played them for their first match. They have to play Australia which is a bit of a tall order but not nearly as complicated as the US.
>>155615248We wont even reach quarters now, at least argentina has an easy path to semis
>>155615412Tbh i root for conmebol teams against uefa
>>155616648our shit is still better than your golden generation by a mile soccersissyalso, rentfree go play haiti or something
>>155614939The WC has just started, why are you bitching already? Keep your chin up and bear the pain and suffering every step of the way, no matter how bad it gets or how it ends. If we break now and get demoralized we'll just look like KWABs in the eyes of /sp/.DO NOT DISGRACE THE CONMEBOL YOU SPINELESS MONKEYS, WE ARE HERE TO REPRESENT THE REGION WITH THE GREATEST AND MOST ICONIC FOOTBALL LEGACY NOT TO BITCH AND MOAN WHENEVER OUR TEAMS DO POORLY.>>155615362Also this.
>>155615412>Literally every single BrazilianNah, fuck those niggas
Ecuador's last group match is against Germany so they should go full murder ball minute 1 and take out at least 3 of Germany's best, that should make things easier for either Brazil or Argentina somewhere down the line
>>155617964Lol, spics love dragonball. Its the truest stereotype
>>155616278Who does Uruguay really belong to? Is it Brazilian or Argentinean clay?
>>155615412We celebrated Cabo Verde's win against our fellow UEFA member spain tooAnd most UEFA members would celebrate if fellow UEFA member England lost to anyone
>>155618488Uruguayans are culturally closer to Argentina, it also used to be a province of the United Provinces of Rio de la Plata(Argentina). It broke off after a war with Brazil over control of the Rio de la Plata reached a stalemate and the UK stepped in as mediator. Uruguay was created as a buffer state in the peace treaty between Argentina and Brazil.
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>>155616355One of the few virtues I could point to in Bielsa's career was his hability to discipline the most difficult uppity teams. It's very ironic how his career is gonna end amidst a mutiny of useless retards like Ugarte, Sanabria, Muslera or the crying bitch of Valverde. Uruguay is fucked up, but Bielsa is just the tip of the iceberg
>>155614939>South Americans having a deep serious discussion>Me in the background without any context https://youtu.be/ra8RtlfO0Ao?si=1WHQ1bEsq-6uygHc
>>155615248is not so hard, guys
>>155618754ANALIDOL
>>155618884That show got so bad after the first two episodes
>>155619394Never liked it in general but that midget was very funny to me
>>155614939>AfricanMein Kek
>>155618320>little equadorian cucks>doing damage to buff german tankskek
>>155615412I was rooting for Uruguay cause I like them and don't know shit about cabo verde.
>>155616519Did you know Brazil had a bunch of good players in 2002 unlike now?
>>155618407>a monkey ascends beyond his species capabilities and becomes a green-eyed blonde I like it
