Predictions?
>>155615023extreme murderball kino
battle of the KWABs
This will be the most relevant and important game in the group stage
0-0
urgay loses 6-7
>>155615023How many reds?
>>155615023>the battle of the raped
>>155615072But who will be the kwabbest?
Cape Verde's sons
>>155615023Spain finna rape U R Gay like before when it was spanish colony.
The most boring 1-0
>>155615083Spain is going to win and 2nd place will come down to winner between Saudi and Cape Verde. Uruguay is fucked.
>>1556150232-0 Spain. Uruguay is grouped as one of the bottom 4 third place teams
>>1556150232-0 spain1-1 capo verde saudi
>>155615023Both teams really need to win this one, because things get dicey if Cape Verde beats Saudi
>>155615083Uruguay has to basically beat SpainSpain can affird a drawWill be the match of 3rd round group stage I think!
>>155615023They are going to eat us alive, but at least this will be the final nail in Bielsa's coffin.Fuck that narigudo: what a waste of fucking money
Spain need to win or they will have to face England or Argen in Inter Miami stadium (Messi home ground)
>>155615053>>155615091/thread
>Spains beat Uruguay>Saudi Arabia somehow beat Cape Verde>Fucking SA moves on lmao
digits and hopefully Muslim Pañal gets murderballed and injured for 1 season by a random Urgayan
>>155615187What happens if Saudi and Cape Verde tie?
>>155615197If Cape Verde and Urgay both win Spain might not have enough points to qualify as a 3rd in group team.
0-4 Spain wins with a B teamI hate our niggers so much I'll be happy everytime Spain scores
>>155615083Uruguay has to force a win, Spain will hit them on the counter and destroy them
>>155615023> blocks your pathFuck lil uruguyan boy gon' do ?
>>155615544cape verde goes through as they will have 3 points form 3 draws and uragay will have 2 points along with saudi
>>155615023Uruguay 2-1 Spain
Spain will murder those uru faggots lefties and i Will laugh and rape every urusimia i know
>>155615023Spain is shite
>>155615023Uruguay beats Spain, Cape Verde beats Saudi Arabia, Cape Verde Comes in first in the group, Uruguay second, Spain third, it's the biggest meme in the tournament
>>155615023Whoever loses, /spee/ wins
>>155615660Kek wills it
>>155615023Extreme slurpball then last minute 1-0
>>155615637You don't actually think that! Most Argentinians will stand with Uruguay!
>>1556150236-2 SpainLamine injured for life5 red cards
>>155615310we are better than both
>>155615551Spain can go into this game being points up, Uruguay will be forced to open up and force attack, inviting Spain to counter. Not the best position for them.
>>155615023are the sudacas gonna murderballing them when they start losing?number of humans bitten?
>>155615637They are literally a province of yours
>>155615637isnt spain a lot more left wing than us
2x3
>>155615023Semen will be slurped.
>>155615616Injure him for life
Okay so the scenarios.Spain and Cape Verde win they are in.Spain wins and Cape Verde Draws they are in.Spain loses and Cape Verde wins Urgay and Cape Verde advance.Urgay and Cape Verde draw...tiebreaker. for 2nd.Saudi Arabia wins and Urgay draws Spain and Saudis advance.Not getting into point shenanigans.
>>155615023Uruguay is going to get assblasted. They are not a good team.
>>1556150231-0 for Urugay.Own-goal by Yamal.
>>155615083heh, they're both weak teams, neither could beat cabo verde
Uruguay 3 - Spain 0At red cards.
>>155615616*gets smashed by Alaska*
1-1
>>155615023Allah be great Spain will win inshallah
>>1556189910-0 against minnows is a lot more respectable than 2-2 against minnows. At least the former can say they parked the bus for 90 minutes, 2-2 shows it was a fight and they came out as equals. Uruguay and the whole of conmebol were in hysterics laughing at Spain - now what?
>>155619829>0-0 against minnows is a lot more respectable than 2-2 against minnows.No, it really is not. It means that you cannot even score.
Spain 2 - 0 Uruguay
>>155620126Disrespectfully disagree.
>>1556150231 -1 slurp
>>155620553who mogs
>>155615023Lots of gols
>>155620433Well, you obviously have no idea what the game is all about then.
>>155620598guess who
>>1556150231-0 Uruguay wins2-0 Cape Verde winsSpain gets grouped
some americans will finally got to live the dual cast football experience for the first time, it will be fun
>>155615023we can trash this Uruguay with our B team let's be serious
>>155615961Win-win situation
>>1556150231-1
>>155615023I'm fucking hoping Uruguay go full blown murderball and take out Yamal because I dont want to face full powered Spain in quarterfinals.
>>155615023>Predictions?Two assholes
>>155615660Just like 2014 when Costa Rica and Uruguay finished 1-2 in a group with England and Italy.
>>155615053Is it wrong that I enjoy murderball? Watching Uruguay play against Cape Verde was so fucking entertaining. These fucks were so aggressive and it was nice not having the game stop every minute because someone fell. I'd enjoy soccer more if teams played as aggressively as Uruguay.
Darwingz breaks latrine shamals legs
>>1556150232-2
Spain will either put Uruguay to the sword or rotate and settle for a point with an eye on the knockout rounds.
I really hope Uruguay miraculously wins just for the memes, but I'm expecting them to lose. Meme: 2 - 1 UruguayReality: 2 - 0 Spain
>>155615023spain will start winning 1-0 at half time. uruguayans will realise they cant score and start murder ball and chimp out resulting in them solely wanting to break legs. pañal gets his leg broken in the 76 minute and uruguay lose the game but won the murderball
>>1556152563 points and 0 gd are guaranteeing qualification. Uruguay only needs a draw.
>>155615551Yes, because 4 points and a good GD clearly aren't enough to move on. Retard.
>>155615023SPAIN RAPEEEEEE
Hoping for Uruguay to murderball Yamal, Pedri, Gavi and Ferran. After that, we draw and I'll be over the moon.
I predict broken legs for Yamal Muselman
>>155625221>a good GDWell, that just means that Urugay needs to win 7-1.
>>155615023Uno-Nueve (1-9) LAMINE YAMAL
I don’t know what Bielsa did to make Cannobio the most active and dangerous player in the Uruguay team.It’s literally madness from the metaverse.2–1 to Uruguay. This match is going to be kino
>>155625989>rolled 9So that’s 9 broken bones for latrine?
>>155626036No, 9 gols from lamine
>>155626101rolled 9 and 1 consecutively, digits confirmed
>>155615023uruguay is terrible, but will meme their way to a win and get knocked out first round
>>155626111checked
>>155620598Very few women could mog VJuice
I dont care as long as someone ends lamine's career with the worst foul ever seen in the history of the sport and as long as that faggot bielsa gets lynched by a pack of blood-thirsty fans.
>>1556150230-0
>>1556155512 pts is going to be enough for at least one or two 3rd places.
Uruguay will lose but will murderball Lamine Yamal
Why does everyone hate Lamine Yamal?Did I miss something?
>>155615023Sorry uruguay but you have to go, i do really want to se cape verde advance
>>155615023Zzzz
I want Uruguay to win and finish second in the group so we can eliminate this rebellious province
if we win, will spee apologize?