Tsk.... It's up to us again...
Brazil are still pretty shit
>>155615886>braziljej
>>155615991>>155616092
Sure is! I hope to fight a strong enemy soon. I have so much power to yet release.
wrong character
>>155615886
>>155616092>>155615991We'll knock out England in the quarter finals, print this
That's not culombia
>>155616121Cacaroto...
>>155615886Realistically, which UEFA team can Brazil beat?
Brazil should no longer be Goku they fucking suck
>>155616121kek
>brazil
>>155615886Why aren't you GOATku then?
>>155616195We're gt/daima kid goku now
>>155616161>cacarotomacacoroto…
>>155616121Kek
We will be back by 2034.
>>155616121Cacarrot:'(
they won in 70, to win again in 94they win in 02, to win again in 26o HEXA for a massive chimpout
>>155616195We're the only team that played against a top 10 team and didn't lose, so lower your fucking tone.
>>155616178a mimir
>>155616306CV, Iran, Egypt and Congo didn't lose.
>>155615886Your time's up grandpas.. Morocco's be like
>>155616390Of the fucking contenders you dumb cunt.Those didn't lose because the other teams stink, Morocco is strong
>>155615886How nice of you to voluntarily take the role of the jobber.
>>155616121F
>>155615886Who's Freeza?
>>155615886>monkeys>good at sport
>>155616720England or Germany?
>>155617158
>>155616720
>>155617282Hitler was such a massive fuckingg retard for invading the USSR
>>155617375He was a Rotschild agent.>muh le 6 milionNever happenned.
>>155617375No he wasn't, look at the german death toll, he gave humanity the best gift possible
>>155617282sports?
>>155617457>tf>tpnext thing youll be writing a 10 paragraph long essays how you're actually white
>>155617282>Monkey into politicsAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155617282
>>155617576Was I supposed to care? I'm not a jewBesides...
>>155617674>*colapses*Kek what a raped bitch.
>>155615886It's once again up to them
>>155617282Ahem. This is esspee
>>155617576>fake and debunked pictureTry another oneThis one though is very real : alpha russians in berlin
>>155617576
>>155615886To you. Forget about us
Imagine falling for black frieza posting.We don't do that in Germany, for now.
>>155617562>pardoid calling others monkeyskek
I will avenge you Uruguay
holy vira lata meltie kek7-1
>>155617896for the 1000th time chikaner; no brazilian gets mad at this , no one even liked that team to begin withfind new material people here watch matched every week and that was over 10 years ago. Individual matches just don't matter as much as you think they do, people only care about championship results. The fact you're stuck with this meme is only a testament that you have nothing else on us. It makes you look pathetic.
>>155618149your posters are having a meltie about germany because of a game from 10 years ago in this very threadyou're mindbroken and buckbroken from it still
In the impossible hypothetical hexa, what happens then? Lawsuits against Ambev or investors going apeshit and 1/4 of the country ODing on alcohol?
>you're mindbroken and buckbroken from it still sure sure, Thank you for confirming you're chikaner seething btw keklast (You)Like I said people only care about titles. some may seethe at germany cause they have a chance of getting 5 starts, 7-1 is a stale meme that outs you as a tourist who doesn't actually follow the sport
I want us to keep hiding our powerlevel against Scotland so we pass in second place and face France in the QF
Once again carrying this continent of shitters
>>155616121
>>155616154fucking saved kek
>>155617795>German>is not aware that all germans left to south and west germany
>>155615886Who's Broly?
>>155616121lol
America has to be Buu, right?
>>155617779those are polish women kek
>BrazilMove over, your time is done
What even is this thread supposed to be about
>>155621413Yamcha
>>155621432 not fat enough.
>>155617674
>>155621430bait for chikaner, he already fall for it, what a subhuman that lil freak is lol
>>155621430anime
>>155621413Videl
>>155621430the slav monkey who is currently in brazil started talking politics.
Our path to the finals will involve taking down Mexico in ro16 then Brazil then Argentina. Will feel good.
>>155615886Bra7i1 is Uruguay-tier, not Argentina-tier.
>>155617480as long as more slavs died, its all okay
>>155621478>England playing against Brazil in the quartersIs so Albiover.
>>155616720France
>>155621513nah their defense was shit and got handed the advantage by retaking penalties
>>155617480Many jews were raped alright.
>>155617282fuckin done em
>>155617716
>>155621572>10M dead mongolian slavoids
>>155621521last cup France was cell but I do agree their smugness matches Freeza more
>>155616121>>155616202we may be at the torment at the start of the buu arc when everyone is still grading each other and there's some weird new faces. Goku comes back from the dead just for the tournament but can't go full power without it taking from the little time he has available
>>155621602>DETRÁS DE TI IMBECIL
>>155621464Me on the left :3
>>155621872It’s the Cell arc and Gohan supposed to save the planet from Cell (France). But who is gonna be the Gohan, the guy that’s always there fighting but never THE GUY except that one time. Think the nerthelands fits the bill the best
>>155616720Freeza is racist against saiyans and calls them monkeys. He is also some alien genetic freak that keeps himself in a form where he is weaker because if he is too careless he can just kill everyone. So >>155617158 makes the most sense.Although Cell has Germany's autism, so Idk who would be better to represent them in this case.
>>155621413Buu = old FranceUub = modern FranceAmerica is someone with potential who isn't interested in fighting (Gohan for example)
>>155622202Stupid, Gohan had a power level above of everyone else at some point.
They're calling it the brownest thread on spee
>>155621464B-brasil...
This country is too gay now, we will NEVER win a WC EVER again, mark my words
>>155615886Switch the jerseys. Or better yet but goku in argentina kit and yamcha in brazil. Maybe krillin if you want to be generous.>>155616185Croatia, bosnia, sweden, belgium, scotland, austria, portugal, czech, maybe a couple others. UEFA is full of shitters.
>>155622255We are the super power.
>>155622255>>155622369Yeah, but Gohan doesn't like to fight, it's very similar to how America could be good in footie if they had interest in the sport but they don't. They wouldn't le dominate how they say but would be a top team, which is exactly what Gohan is despite all the power ups he was gifted
>>155622385USA didnt even make the last World Cup bruh, Gohan is a has been but it’s not like he is useless either
The thread evolved from dbz to nazi germany in a single post
>>155622396Fair. I guess Tien then? Highest potential of all human beans, but never really did anything after his arc was over. He is just there as one of the guys and has even admited he is "not a fighter" anymore and is just teaching or something.
>>155622411>Tfw no chaos BFFMexico could have been it cus we saved their ass in qualification one WC cycle and then the next one when we needed them to win they put in the C squad and lost ;(
>>155622472Canada could be Chaos. Mexico could be Yamcha, but they are already Mr. Satan
Who is Uruguay?I'm assuming it must be Piccolo? Pretty strong long time ago but reduced to support character now?I always liked the idea Uruguay was Trunks with Vegeta being a proud dad, but I guess Piccolo makes more sense https://youtu.be/O1XHr-XmcjQ?si=0NJ6lTVzcPn14phn
>>155622701Piccolo is EnglandUruguay is Argentina's son, so Trunks. They use to be strong (Future Trunks) but now are just alright (Teen Trunks).
This is us right guys ???
Oh no.... Ack
>>155616720>Who's Freeza?Holy newfag. A lot of zoomers here. Germany has always been FriezaBrazil = GokuArgentina = VegetaUruguay = PiccoloGermany = FreizaEngland = Yamcha France = CellTrunks = ItalySpain = GohanMexico = Krillin USA = Fat Buu (not because they're strong, just because they're fat)
>>155622723Brazil bro, you should know that Piccolo is Uruguay. (One of the strongest characters at the very beginning. Occasionally punches above his weight in certain fights but ultimately jobs. Still respected for some reason)>>155623546USA is Hercule. I think Fat Buu is Croatia
>>155616306>moroccooverrated same as belgium
>>155623546>>155623692Mexico is Mr Satan retards>>155623095That's Colombia
>strong as fuck on paper>never actually wins anything>makes everyone seetheLiterally >us
>>155621539>life in the fallout of the 3rd reichmust be a really kino book, gonna take a look
>>155621872>can't go full power without it taking from the little time he has availableAre you saying Brazil won't be in this tournament for long?>>155622385>but Gohan doesn't like to fightThis is just straight up wrong. Gohan likes fighting, he just doesn't think he is The Guy. He also doesn't like to kill. But if you look at his expressions throughout the series, you know that he loves to fight.
>>155617375He had to throw a hail mary surprise attack. The Soviets breached the MR pact when annexing Bukovina so suddenly panic happened in the German HQ.He then invited Molotov to discuss and their demands were ridiculous. They wanted guarantees for the rest of Romania which included oil fields that were vital to the German Wehrmacht and sea access in Bulgaria.The German weapons were designed for the west, Hitler admitted this in secret in the Mannerheim recordings. Invasion of the SU was a reaction.Stick to video games.
>>155623692Trunks also works for Uruguay>first appearance is a legendary victory in the past (olympic medals in 1924 and 1928)>has an Argentine coach so they are our sons>never got another win after the cell saga just like Uruguay after 1950It works doesn't it?
>>155623898>Gohan likes fightingWot. Every Z fighter comments on Gohan not liking to fight and the first thing he does after the Cell arc is never train another day while exclusively focusing on academics. Vegeta even comments pre tourney of power that Gohan would demolish everyone easily due to having the highest power ceiling of them all by a wide margin but he has zero desire to get stronger at all. Piccolo even deliberately jobs to Cell max knowing Gohan was watching just to draw out his power because he has no killer instinct at all. He literally just wants to study and fuck his wife
Ok but who's Nappa?>VAAAGEEEETAAAAA
Is USA still Mr. Satan?
>>155624858>he had toHistorians never use this sort of terminology, retard. Maybe YOU should stick to video games.He was counseled by pretty much everyone, all of his generals and advisors and political constituents, not to invade the USSR. It would've become a problem eventually, no doubt, but if he could've fought off the west first and later moved against Russia with a more solid foundation of resources who knows how different things might be.
>>155621572You might be impressed by these numbers but they were accomplished through a defensive campaign which was doomed, from its start, to ultimately fail. You can kill a billion slavs but it doesn't matter if you lose the war and your country is destroyed.
>>155621349>I will never play again
>>155622804>>155622787what did he say?
Who is spain, i like vegeta but i know thats the argies role, maybe futureTrunks or Bardock, o algo
>>1556227012018 really was the Cell Saga
this schedule is fucking ass,why the big three stars of the cup,messi,halaand and mbappe playing on the same day?
>>155625439I thought that was mexico, (gran campeon de la conCACAf)
>>155625603We already talked about this on the meeting, Spain is Yajirobe
>>155617282>so buttbothered by German banter and the 7-1 remembrance that he randomly brings up WW2kek
>>155625709Understood, it could be worse we coulde be piccolo or adult gohan.
>>155621413it's clearly norway
>>155625027>balditaly. also kinda fits if you think about it
>>155625709Are you retarded, that makes no sense. Yajirobe never did anything at all, he was quite strong but lazy and was left behind. You can’t say that Spain is him. They’re still strong, they won a World Cup somewhat recently and so on.If Uruguay is Piccolo, which makes the most sense indeed, then Yajirobe must be a country from long ago - but certainly not a World Cup winner. Someone that was kinda relevant in the early days.As for Gohan, he doesn’t like fighting, despite being technically the strongest. So it would be someone that doesn’t like football, despite being technically the strongest. I’d say it is USA simply because they did win 2024 Olympics and aren’t interested in this sport at all.
>>155625809
>>155625809I’ll go so far as to say that Hungary is Yajirobe. They used to be great, but never won, were relevant for a short time and now are complete unknowns in the sport.
Why do spics like dragon balls so much?
>>155625983millenials who cant move on i guess?i doubt zoomers and gen alpha like this trash
>>155625990>millenials who cant move on i guess?>i doubt zoomers and gen alpha like this trash
>>155625990Alphas and zoomers are even more obssesed over yt tranny slop than millenials or boomers ever were about old anime.
>>155616306That feels more Gohan than Goku
Who's italy? Haven't seen a convincing DBZ character for us.>used to be strong in the past, for a long time>completely irrelevant in the latest arcs
>>155626107Master Roshi fits pretty well imo
>>155625524If he waited and just ramped up defensive fortifications the SU would outproduce them because they spent everything on the military. The surprise attack when the crack on the iceberg appeared was the only fighting chance.Wait longer with obvious fortification buildup and the SU rolls into Romania with their 4-5:1 tank ratio, takes the oil and it's gg.>We knew from the start, a two front war would kill us, it's impossible.>All our weapons were ofcourse, designed from the start for the West and their weather.-Adolf Hitler when talking to Mannerheim.
>>155625983it's cool
>>155615886>brazil>gokuAt BEST they're Krillin right now, and in reality closer to Yamcha.
>>155626142do you also call it El Génio de los Tortugas del Mar, or was it only the italian dub
>>155626235>El Génio de los Tortugas del MarSoulful translation I suppose, his title is Ermitaño Tortuga which translates to Turtle Hermit but otherwise we know him as Master Roshi.
>>155616121very fitting
>>155615886we got this bros!
I'm usually neutral on dbz but I lose my shit when it's combined with /sp/
>>155621613Kek
>>155617863Who is gonna be 17?
>>155626235In the LATAM portuguese dub he was called Master Kame, which is obviously a problem for English speakers, so they changed to Master Roshi