>some random 40yo guy who probably coaches football for a living on a island in bumfuck nowhere raped urugay and spainHow?
He was terrible today
>>155621048yeah but muslera was worse
>>155621021>iberians and their offspring are weak to africanswe know
>>155621048>getting eliminated in group stage by some unc and his newphews
>>155621347Sounds based as fuck to me
>>155621048Its urugay
>>155621021>random 40yo guy who probably coaches football for a livingEven worseVozinha is actually a Volleyball teacher.
Do you seriously think he lives in the island? They never do
>>155623824>>155621021>team of old ass uncs, fisherman, and bottom league footballers tying against some of the best players in the worldFIFA giving us a kino script this year
>>155623837Anon....they literally dragged some random local fuck onto the field.
>>155621021The only decent team in south america is Argentina at the moment. Uruguay really arent a good side
>>155621302Honey, Cape verde was our Australia. Populated with small time criminals and slaves from mainland africa
>>155624131He left cabo verde decades ago
>>155623837So? I don't live in Cabo Verde either
>>155621217yeah, like wth he was doing in that second Cap Verde goal
>>155624393So he isn't a football coach from bumfuck nowhere as implied by the op, just like how the majority of the team wasn't born or doesn't live on cabo verde. It's not a team of random african fishermen who can go toe to toe with major teams, it's a football club of people trained in europe. Barely even a NT.
>>155624576Many such cases
>>155624576Nah
>>155624576Say it without tears now
>>155621048This, he just happened to have the match of his life against Spain.
>>155624576iceland was the closest thing we had to random guys with every day jobs playing at the highest stage>part time filmmaker (halldórsson)>part time salt distributor (saevarsson)>part-time dentist (hallgrimsson)
>>155625784>salt distributorExplain this one, sounds comfy
>>155621021Love to see a keeper carry a team
>>155625784>part-time dentist (hallgrimsson)Hallgrimmsson was manager though which is different, but apparently continued dentistry even after becoming manager of Iceland - that's crazy. I personally would be very unhappy if I were the Icelandic football association, giving him a salary for a full-time job and him doing that part-time.
>>155623824Based
>>155624576>>155623824Weep.
He raped Spain but he was not even the fifth biggest reason why Cape Verde managed to draw with Uruguay
>>155624472It was tge drfenders fault
>>155626691
>>155626691Is it just me or did the rest of the Cabo Verde team suddenly become way better at actually playing the game?
black twitter is shitting on him
>>155626900No, I noticed it as well.It's a funny reversal.In the Spain game, the defenders did jackshit and Vozinha had to heroically defend the entire game and carry the whole team. Complete "Playing not to lose" mentality. 95% of the game was spent on Cape Verde's side of the field, too.In the Uruguay game, the defenders defended far more than Vozinha did, basically carrying him, and the rest of the team played pretty well too. The only people that sucked were the attackers that always had dumb fumbles when it came time to finish.
>>155626915>black twitter>it's one guy with relatively minor supportSure bro.
>>155626933Yeah, Vozinha didn't really seem in his A game this match.Hopefully he locks in for Saudi Arabia, it's clear the guy can do incredible stuff.
>>155621021just like in my chinese cartoons
>>155621302cabo verde is literally half portuguese you fucking retardand I'm sick of these muh iberian threads when you're clearly talking about just spicniards
>>155624576Didnt they recruited some semi pro dude out of linked in that had a day job in a bank
>>155626933that's because Spain is good and Uruguay sucks
>>155631483Doesn't make sense with what I said.
>>155621021Pure SOVL
>>155631161One of the white dudes on the team has Cabo Verde citizenship under a technicallity iirc, he only found out recently after the Cabo Verde team reached out to him through Linkedin because they were scrambling for any pro players they could show off on the world stage.
