IRAN MUST SCORE 2 GOALS AGAINST EGYPT AND WIN SO THEY CAN POSSIBLY FACE THE GREAT SATAN
>>155621200Yeah, not gonna happen
>>155621200we demolished them last WC.
>>155621439a true 0-1 demolish job
>>1556214841-0 in soccer is like 24-0 in real football
>>155621200Sunni vs Shia kino inc
>>155621200*kills your leaders for no reason**beats you in a sport we don’t even care about* how would iranians ever recover from this aura loss?
>>155621200Anyone who doesn't root for Iran doesn't like shitposting, simple as.
>>155621522This is just aurafarming overtime, they already got most aura just by winning the war.
so is it just victories that matter or do total goals also count
>>155621522straits closed
is it the same monkey who makes all these posts?
US and Iran should be friends, they both love trannies.
>>155621200Actually i'm stupid, they just need to win.
>>155621522>how would iranians ever recover from this aura loss?Biggest armada since the gulf war my ass
>>155621565Goal difference and head 2 head matter to break ties
>>155621516Do Egypt and Iran even have any beef. Sectarianism is such a dogshit thing that ruined the region
>>155621639Yeah if you look up the editor of that Wikipedia article you will see why it says that. Also Wikipedia stopped being an accurate source of information when they started begging for money and articles such as the one on yasuke (black samauri) were found to be using sources written personally by the editor of the article
>>155621697It was never an accurate source of information, if you cited it in school, you were docked marks.The only thing it was valuable for was the list of sources, which you could then cite yourself if the information they provided was accurate.
>>155621697Went there for a regime change, seizure of uranium stockpiles and dismantling of missile program after a quickie in Venezuela.Gathered the biggest armada since the gulf war to fight bankrupt saffron farmers.Got nothing to show for it, and are making concessions on top of that. English is only my 4th language, so i'm not sure how you call that in burgerland, but i call it: "how would migas ever recover from this aura loss?"
>>155621522you lost the war bro
>>155621849>regime change"regime" under this administration=one guy and his loyalists as shown in Venezuela, which did happen>seizure of uranium stockpiles and dismantling of missile programUranium did get seized and missiles depleted because they needed to save them to bomb ships crossing the straitThe entire strait situation is because unironically ship insurance companies didn't want to pay for potential damages. If anyone "won" it's the insurance companies who no doubt are putting in the same clauses about "no coverage if damaged from combat/war" that exist in your home and auto insurance as we speak.
>>155621494>"Real football">Uses hands
>>155621679Egypt is a certified US-Israel cumsock.Surely Iran hates them for that.
>>155621563>the gifkek>NOOO NOT THE TOTALLY REAL 35K PROTESTORINOS!!
>>155621522well $300 Billion dollars helps
>>155621200I don’t think FIFA would do this to a host nation. Talk about murderball, the Iranians would literally unironically try to kill American players on the field
>>155621905>"regime" under this administration=one guy and his loyalists as shown in Venezuela, which did happenlmao at the shameless display of mental gymnastic of a migger>Uranium did get seizedDid that happen in your sleep?>and missiles depletedPentagon estimates that the war barely depleted 25% of Iran's missile stockpiles, keeping the production capacity virtually intact>The entire strait situation is because unironically ship insurance companies didn't want to pay for potential damagesThat wasn't even a factor for the advent of this war since this issue wasn't a thing before its start.The only thing you gained from this war is mental illness trying to convince yourself that the objectives were met
>>155622047>Pentagon estimates that the war barely depleted 25% of Iran's missile stockpiles, keeping the production capacity virtually intactWhere's the armageddon then if they got the nukes?,
>>155621968>he lost in the conflict that is still going on!Also very rich of a Europe state calling any other leaders pedos
>>155622087>nukesMissiles, not nukes. Trump left the JCPOA and then started a war with them because he wanted to take away their missiles not their nukes. They never had nukes. They have roughly 400kg of enriched uranium, which they also denied him. Also, iranians getting nukes only leads to armaggedon in the fairtales of Lindsey Graham.
>>155621905Are you really this stupid?Foolio, we got humiliated and can't do shit about it.If we were strong, the fucking Strait would be open, and we wouldn't be writing memos of understanding.BUt Trump took on the impossible mission and now we look like a bunch of punk ass bitches.
>>155622155Who's this "we" you're talking about? I just wanted to sit here and shitpost on spee but every single world cup is just a cognito hazard assault of people hating me because I was born in the wrong place. I didn't ask for any of this.
Oh boy
What are the chances right now Trump is on the phone right now asking if they could hold the Iranian football team hostage until the straits are opened? Just kidding - he won't of course because Infantino is so cool to him and makes him feel good.
damn 3rd world /pol/ posters absolutely seething from their shitholes
>>155621563>>155621582>>155621639>>155621864>>155622002>seething brownsayatollah status?
>>15562242030 years younger than before
>>155622446may we see him?kinda odd the leader of a country who supposedly won a war hasn't shown his face at all
>>155622476He doesn't need to be seen by you.He leads the country and integrates different factions of the ruling class behind shadows.
>>155622420in power, and with 300 billion in his account, pay it up mutt
>>155622215ah cheer up anon, your country is getting it's big 250th birthday in a few weeks and everything's gonna be in tip-top shape for it
>>155622521copewinners don't hide>>155622528only people paying that shit are dumbass arab states lmao, but it's fun seeing low iq browns believe lefty loony democrat lies
>>155622565>only people paying that shit are dumbass arab states lmaolmao at the copium fabrications
>>155622588link any souce saying the US is paying irani'll wait
>>155622155It's not about being strong or not, war with Iran was always this pipedream for arrogant neocons because it was the most unwinnable shit imaginable. Short of nuking them, their geography was gonna make any victory impossible. This isn't some benefit of hindsight shit either, geopolitical types warned about it forever but of course the orange pedo and his jew dick sucker cabinet didn't listen.
>>155622420Stop embarrassing us migger.
>>155621905>Uranium did get seizedlmao nothis war accomplished nothing except teaching the goatfuckers that all they have to do to get what they want is to hold the global economy hostage, which they can (hilariously) do by shutting off a tiny waterwayfat orange man embarrasses himself (and all of us) once again
>>155622645you lost
>>155622657>get what they wantand what's that?a dead leader?a gay leader missing half his face and limbs?fear of ever setting foot in public?WINNING!
>>155621200Egypt is way better
>>155621200Iran couldn't even score one goal against a 10 man team for thirty minutes. Instead they continued to park the bus and almost got scored on themselves. They already had their FIFA refball for ratings moment and blew it in pathetic fashion.
>>155622476His face was plastered all over the place dumbass. People were talking about how he looks remarkably similar to the guy just killed except younger.
>>155622802>but he's on a poster!
>>155621522haha this really got them stirred up
>>155621522meanwhile trump is constantly getting assassinated by his own ex supporters
>>155623099>constantly getting assassinatedhe resurrects every time? sick
>>155623124he's like putin, each time they replace him with a more retarded clone version
>>155621522>aurastupid zoomer nigger, the cost of israeli memes was only our own nation
>>155621200usa plays against 3rd in Group B/E/F/I/J so they can't play iran
>>155621679The only sectarianism in the past 25yrs is cia funded Salafis vs Shias.
>>155622047>keeping the production capacity virtually intactWhat the fuck were they striking for three months then, other than girls schools?
>>155622420300B richer, whether its coming from american tax payers or someone else.
>>155622420>>155622446Akshully current supreme leader of Iran was not even an ayatollah before ascending to power. Title of ayatollah is akin to a cardinal in christianity.
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