reminder:
Trannies won!
>>155622513>Next thing you know Panthers will be sending a bag of Florida Oranges up to DC in exchange for Tom Wilson so they can round out the bottom 6there are no more Florida orangesthey all got wiped out by some Chinese fungus or somethingthe whole industry just disappeared in a year or two and nobody said or did anything about itit's fucking insane
>>155622530Eh they just need a goalie and they'll be back to bullying the Randies in no time.
>>155622530surely Bobrovsky isn't a washed, chopped unc already
will they get to compete in the atlantic again since the big boys(toronto and florida) are back next season
>>155622534Is that why orange juice is so expensive now
>>155622548>toronto>are back next season
>>155622534Good.
>>155622564they got raddish they won the offseason...
>>155622548>the big boys>toronto
>>155622552probablyalthough most of short-term food price increases are related to fuel pricesand most of long-term food price increases are because of inflation
Full NTCs should automatically become 16 team NTCs if the player is requesting a trade
>>155622585You think Brady Tkachuk is the only disgruntled American stuck on a Canadian team?
>>155622534>look it up>it's realthat's fucking grim
>>155622534Probably crackdown on illegals removed the labor supply
>>155622548Imagine being this way
>>155622584sounds like a neat idea, but it's completely unenforceablehow do you prove whether a player is actually trying to get traded or not?we hear hockey media say "X has officially requested a trade," but that just means that they're confirming it to the mediait's not like there's official paperwork that determines whether you're trying to get traded or notyou'd need something clear and definite and made "official" by the league somehow in order to be able to fuck with players' contracts like thisand suppose that there were an actual line that had to be crossed to make it official -- what's to stop a player from just whining and grumbling to management about how they might maybe be interested in moving to another team wink wink, but without ever making the trade request official?
>>155622625At least in Winnipeg's case the writing is on the wall and they should be looking to blow it up.
>>155622625him and maurice were always all time losers.
>>155622585Kitties have 7M in cap space with 19 skaters signed, so a league minimum backup and a 5M starter is realistically all they can afford. Bob apparently wants something like 42 million over 6 years. Tarasov is also unsigned and probably wants a raise from his 1M, and that deal can't be done until the Bob uncertainty is resolved.
>>155622662Winnipeg is going to get relocated again.
>>155622673Too bad they lost Bussi
florida could barely get past the leafs in 2025 and then they both miss last year. toronto gets the bigger improvement in raddish and they didn't need to give up their entire future.advantage leafs
>>155622584NTCs are just kinda silly. GMs can just throw them without any care since it won't be their problem in the future, but of course every single GM also inherits some terrible contracts in return. Prisoner's dilemma basically.
this was only a week ago?it feels like a fucking month
>>155622659>the notre dame of the NHLi had no idea things were this truly bad in toronto
>>155622703
>>155622737I have no idea what that means
I'm hearing rumblings from sources that brent frederic is the next big american star to ask out...
Real talk randy would've collapsed to my kittens
>>155622733No one cares about this cup
>>155622777God trips confirm
what do you think dylan larkin thinks of today's events?
>>155622522*
16-3 isn't asteriskable
>>155622710Nothing wrong with players having some control over where they end up if there are certain cities/franchises they want nothing to do with but full NTCs are being abused. They're meant to protect players from being blindsided by a trade at 3 AM in the middle of the season, not so players can hold the GM hostage when they decide they want out of town in the offseason. It's so the team can't trade you, not so you can dictate where you get traded.Full NTCs make it so every good player who has one and asks for a trade is funneled to a Cup contender or a team in a tax-free state while nobody else can access that pool of talent. 16 team NTC provides the trading team enough trade partners to get a fair return and it gives more than just the same handful of teams that always trade for these players a chance to acquire them. The player getting traded still gets to veto half the league. If you want to pick exactly where you go it's called free agency.
So happy for Brady. He finally got to the sunbelt
>>155622831you could try but that asterisk would have an asterisk
>>155622799Retard
Kyle Connor wants out. No amount of kfc will get him to stay
>>155622800You can cross Florida off his potential destination so that's one less team Yzerman can negotiate with KWAB
>Atlantic division is competitive with all of the teams being playoff contenders >Ottawa trades their captain>buffalo loses tuch >Tampa trades raddysh >Larkin requests trade out of Detroit Ah it was a fun year. Im guessing the next ~5 years are Toronto/Florida/Montreal/Tampa
why should i feel bad that some spoiled faggot who is crying to the media because he is bad at his job and doesnt want to play in columbus or winnipeg?
my friends keep talking about pokemon champions in our group chat
actual retard take
>>155622777>rigged for reddit>checked
>>155622777no one cares about this cope
>>155622878Florida was one of the three teams on Dylan's list confirmed to actually having sent an offer to Yzerman about a week ago, so he probably rejected something very much like the Brady package because he wanted a roster player included.
>>155622564If Tanev and Stolarz were healthy they'd be a pretty good team. Their D is ancient though
>>155622938they've got andae now
>>155622929>um acksuhally YOURE copingOh xhe mad
florida still has to get past the big bad habs still
>>155622959I think the habs lose every single game to the Panthers and its not even close. I wish it wasn't the case but the habs are not big enough to fight Florida. They'll get shut down every single game.
i like how the op is such a cuck coded reminder since we all forgot already
>>155622932zito tried lowballing yzerman because larkin was holding the team hostage with his ntc.
>>15562295950% of the playoff success was Dobes standing on his head.If he doesn't repeat that they are falling down to earth real quick.
Fucking told you people the UFC freedom event was more relevant than the Canes winning.This will be forgotten in a few months, and people will go back to not giving a shit about the Canes.
>>155623015Of course it will be forgotten about, all asterisk cups are.
>>155622993Just like my islanders
why didnt trump comment about the hurricanes cup victory?
>>155623028Because his handlers don't care about the NHL
>>155623028Who the fuck are the hurricanes
>>155622810saddesperatecoping
>>155622959Montreal and Vegas were both huge luck babbies in their runs this postseason, each team got an absurd amount of fortunate bounces and puck luck
>>155622954yes, fans of the team that lost do appear to be coping
>dabbing on the reddits team with facts>seetheposting vegassbuckbroken
>it's an asterisk cup because... uhhhhh... because... holy embarrassing
they surged on the fortress
uh oh MELTY
>>155623045This. Anyone thinking the Habs are legit after watching them get completely dabbed on by the Randies for four consecutive games is a retard.
>>155623083they beat florida's best team with 9 shots
>>155622932Zito probably offered less because he wanted to get Brady and Matt together
>>155623081Did I stutter?
>>155623015
>>155623083Non injured kitties would have their 3rd cup and randy staying ecf chokers
>>155623083Montreal is pretty young so they might improve enough to not need to be luck babbies again, but if they don't get significantly better they're maxing out at the second round next season
>>155623096the panthers are old, being injured is just their new norm
>>155623078devastating loss of izzat for vegass
>>155623096are the Panthers actually going to be healthy enough that we can test this theory next season?
hope gary hits us with "you're gonna want to hear this" at the draft when ottawa trades all those picks for some shitter
>>155623132holy shit, who is still injured for them?
>>155623150viktor e. ratt
>>155623083They allowed >3 goals in 11/19 playoff games. Still too flukey and undisciplined to be in the S tier
it's not even that the habs are "legit" it's the fact theyve made progress over the last two seasons. from missing the playoffs to first round exit to conference final exit. the majority of the league would kill for progress like that. the randies are a well oiled machine bui;t up over the last 6 or 7 years. that's where the habs want to be and the fact they've made progress the last two seasons is cause for excitement.
>>155622954kek it's copey coping again
>>155623015Dude the fucking Knights were suppose to be able to score atleast like ONE GOAL. But they couldn't kek. I was mainly paying attention to the UFC event and hoping we were gonna get a game 7 because well I was watching the damn UFC event, who wasn't?
>>155623230I wasn't. I turned it off 30 seconds in to the first fight.
>everyone that makes me dilate is copeyCopey broken, kwarf
we have to start wondering how long until jack hughes asks to be traded
>>155623259he can't leave Luke to rot there on his own.
>>155623230copey still mad I see
the devils are lucky the metro is so completely shit that there's still the illusion of them potentially competing
>>155623297Nah I hate Vegass. But I still wanted a game 7 because I was busy watching UFC.
Players like Jersey tho don’t fool yourselves nobody is going anywhere
>>155622751Notre Dame football gets hyped to hell every year for no reason. They haven't won anything since 1988. Shit, Notre Dame has won a championship more recently than the Maple Leafs.
>The Canes fag is still seethingSorry, but it's just a fact no one cares about your faggy team winning.
I too watched that cornball ahh movie about notre damn who cares
>>155623332My jays are a draw brother
>>155623332Thank you Gary
>>155623332national championship of WHAT
>>155623332I'm proud to say I'm one of the many millions that didn't watch the literal who cares final and footy and the UFC event
>>155623332Most people watching NFL games just fall asleep and wake up later to see the result.How does the Canes and Vegas SCF compare to others though?I'm sure Panthers and Oilers was more watched since Canadians though they had hope.
the fewer americans watching hockey the better
>>155623373It's literally our sport now. Go find a new one.
>>155623376>>155623332doesn't seem like it
It will never change but having a sport that’s based on ice and cold and winter reaching its climax practically on the summer solstice every year is a truly stupid move. People are outside swimming or barbecuing in June not thinking about winter sports
>>155623376>still clinging on to ** after being exposed by 9 shots on goaljen
what does florida do about the goalie situation? bob isn't coming back he wants 8 mill or more apparently
>>155623386Oh right sorry. We have many sports. How many do you have again?
>>155623376gary's nose should get longer each time
>>155623399Bob wants a retirement contract since he got them the cup twice. But he really isn't worth it now.
>>155623401trump cares more about the world cup than the randys cup win lol
>>155623401>Oh right sorrytyfyc
>>155623415Are you a Habs fan?
>>155623367it's the highest rated final in years
>>155623420no
>>155623410yeah, he'll probably get a 9x2 on the oilers lel
>>155623424>>155623367*in america I should sayI dont think Sportsnet has released ratings
>>155623412Has he even invited the Canes to the White House yet like he has with many teams before?
>>155623420No, he's a >laffs and Soilers faggot.
>>155623424they started using a new system recently so every sport is setting new viewership records. the line must keep going up.
>>155623438he's proposed nuking the canes before
>>155623444imagine how scary an irradiated and mutated rod brindamour would be
>>155623432>I took a pay cut and you did... WHAT WITH THE MONEY?? AGAIN???
>>155623441What is the new system?
Randy bobandy
>>155623468who won the world championship of retard? U or fork?
>>155623472eat rock candy
>>155623444>even trump knows reddit canes ate cringeHoly BASED
>>155623439You think this is a brag? Top kek!
>>155623431Why does he have non-Bruins fans even bother watching the game? The Bruins are never losing again.
>>155623515>The Bruins are never losing again.Ok, buddy. Whatever you say.
new personality just dropped
Both Tkachuk brothers on the same team.How unstoppable will they be now?They just gotta figure out the goalie situation.
What new meme posting grift is this??
>>155623523What’s it like being a retarded permavirgin?
>>155623525as unstoppable as barkov's knees, hagel will probably take him out game 1
>>155623507>>155623515They play 84 regular season games starting next season.
it doesn't snow in carolina, florida, florida, vegas, colorado, tampa bay, tampa bay, st lous, washington, pittsburgh or pittsburgh (these is the last 11 gary champions) the last champ from a snow city was chicago in 2015
Didn't the bruins literally just suddenly go>AYYYY WE'RE REBUILDIN 'EREEEEEand trade away their captain for peanuts?
>>155623544 why do hockey fans even bother watching those two extra games? The Bruins are never losing again, those two extra games, they’re gonna eat them alive on that schedule, two automatic wins.
with ottawa out of the way the atlantic is the leafs for the taking
>The Sens traded Brady TkachukWhy the fuck did they do that? In hopes that they get a all star player in 2029? You shitting me?
>>155623582every season teams try to learn from the champions, the sens saw the rantanen trade and tried it themselvesthis was the best they could do
>>155623555It’s like you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin.
>>155623590Okay where is Marchand now then?
>>155623574>laffsCanada is never winning again after a generational choke in the finals. Why do you even bother watching any other team besides the Bruins?
>>155623582>Why the fuck did they do that?For a first round #9 and #25 pick and 2027 2nd round pick
>>155623592on his way to the Hall of Fame.
>>155623441Dynamite still cant cop a milly
knies and carlo are going to carolina for nikishin+
>>155623592Marchand is wearing a Bruins jersey into the hall of fame, have fun watching Canada choke all lf their chances to American swamp BVLLS.
>>155623610slopdown got cancelled (again)
>>155623616Carlo is kinda zesty
are we going to have to deal with this meme poster all offseason or what
>>155623609>>155623618Why did you respond to me twice you schizo.Marchand gonna win more cups with the kitties. COPE
>>155623624that counted as a block and my pic didn't, what kind of league is gary trying to promote?
>>155623450instead of you opting in to be a nielsen family the cable companies just send them data the cable box records about what you are watching.
>>155623637irrelevant the Bruins are never losing again and March is going into the Hall of Fame with the Bruins jersey, cope, even dilate tranny.
as long as you gimmick post for a team with low hoc representation I give it a pass
>>155623652are you /mlb/'s Yankeespie?
>kitties soilers got viewership mogged by canes vegasSounds like bullshit but I believe it cause hate watching is a powerful drug
>>155623604Well, so much for making a comeback. Back to missing out on the playoffs for another few years.
>>155623683cant wait to see the story arc of the snes 4th rebuild passing the >laffs yet again
>>155623663that was my first thought too
Let the numbers speak for themselveshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup_Final_television_ratings
>>155623683why do Canadians even bother watching hockey? This is an American sport and the Bruins are never losing again. The Bruins will be hosting the next hundred thousand years of Stanley Cups.
>>155623696yeah I cant wait for them to miss the playoffs for 5 years and then get a first round exit and then miss the playoffs for another 5 years
>>155623696kek can't wait to see it happen
>>155623700wtf its literally a downward trend the entire bettpuck era
leafs won
>>155623712nobody in america had NBCSN
Pastrnak is never losing again, you might as well not even watch hockey.
>>155623719They won a fast track to the golf course again? Yes.
>laffso im laffin! KEK! FAGGOT ASS cucknadians! LOL
>>155623700Wait this doesnt make any sense. If that's the case then where the fuck is the 5.9M number coming from
>>155623758cool it
>a grown man named brady
>>155623758From Gary's BUTT man...
>>155623700>vegas has both the higher and lesser viewed ploffs run on ABC/TNT?????????
Flames bros… Matthew cornato and Dustin wolf are American…
>>155623836What’s it like being a retarded permavirgin? Kiss the Lombardis.
>>155623218Who cares Canada is never winning. This sport is rigged watch fifa or basketball
>>155623552>it doesn't snow in colorado>it doesn't snow in STL>it doesn't snow in washington>it doesn't snow in pittsburgh or pittsburgh
The last time a New York team won was 1994. Hahahaha let’s laugh at them now.
god damn it's gonna be a long offseason with you schizos
>>155623916He was obviously being a retard and trying to bait
>>155623941Facts don’t care about feelings
>>155623941i made this post and now i am replying to myself
>>155622838Funbelt*
Can’t wait for the draft thats when things get spicy around here!
>>155622522I don't know shit about Hockey, but this is one of the most pleasing shitposting collages I've seen in this website. May I save it?
>habs>laffso im boilin kek
>>155624033whatever you do, definitely don't hang onto it and repost it whenever some retard from Las Vegas shows up!
>>155622522Based and blessed OP
>2022 1st (28th OA) for Reinhart>2023 1st (31st OA) for Chiarot>2024 1st (32nd OA) for Giroux>2025 1st (32nd OA) for Tkachuk 1.0>2026 & 2029 1sts (9th OA & top-10 protected) for Tkachuk 2.0>2027 1st (no longer protected) for Jones>2028 1st (no longer protected) for Marchand>after the Samoskevich (2021, 24th OA) trade, Lundell (2020, 12th OA) is the only kitties 1st round pick from the 2020s left on the teamRate Billy Z's track record with his 1st round picks
>>155624048Noted... I definitely won't. Since the NBA will be getting a Vegas team soon I might have some opportunities to not use it in /nba/
>>155624054>reddit knights>now its the redditcanesSome things never change
>>155624090I think I'm picking up what you're putting down...
>>155624090Don't think we've forgotten about 7-1 and and 7-1 2.0 retard
>>155624114man, copeybros are SEETHIN'
>>155624118Bro still dilating about copey lmao cmtsu
>>155624118He's been taking some huge Ls recently
>>155624114I was laughing out loud when the 7-1 happened because the team was built around a fraud when we never did that and we got what we deserved thoughbeithaps.
>>155624114>this decimates the uma deliciakwab
Playing for the Panthers must be top comfy. You are a multi-millionaire living in a resort city yet nobody recognizes you when you are walking in the streets.
>canesfag is still buck broken by copeycopey won lmeow
>>155624054That was when Pavs got hurt and Shorks got mad
>>155624185How does that even work when vegass didn't score a single goal in the final game?Also canesfag is named Randy.Do you even /hoc/ bro?
>>155624238youre still buckbroken by copey. thanks for playing
>>155624172Thats a pretty good point right there. Also Jesus lives there.
>>155624256So you're copey and you're still coping?
>>155624273yes, dylan and bud too btw. ill do a lil reddit canes trolling and you WILL rent free us
i wonder what bedard is doing with his free time
>>155624185is this the anon who lives in headcanon world and thought that the SCF series started 2-0?
>>155623932The absolute state of Canada.
>>155624185yeah man I'm sure that he feels terrible about winninglmao
>>155624288That makes way too much sense
>>155624317>>155624326schizo posting is a helluva thing brokek wtf
florida has got to be one of the most prickly teams that can win (when healthy) in the cap era, hasn't it? with: both tkachucks, bennett, marchand, jones it's got all the snot you could ever need
reminder copey used a guide
Florida Just needs to bring back Gudas now
>nintendo gamesnow that's a YIKES from me. i only play real games like generic metroidvania #3921
>>155624368based and truthnukepilledthere's always a spot on the golf cart at league minimum for the right kinds of rats, bring back bambi marchment too so that he can accidentally fall on goalies
>>155624368i wish but there is no way they could with their current cap situation i think
I just realized that Gudas is captain of the Ducks.How in the hell did that happen so fast?
>>155624364no he updated us he didn't use a guide
>>155624350well, you're the expert!:^)
>>155624430thanks for letting me know you are schizoing out. didn't need that confirmation thoeverbeit
I remember when the Coyotes won their Stanley Cup™
>>155624478was this when gretzky was coach?
>>155624460>n-n-no, YOU are schizoing!as a little faggot who totally isn't you might put it, "KWAB"
>>155624506Gretzky was a coach?Lol no the Yotes lasted longer than 2009
>>155623552>it doesn't snow in vegasuhhh cope i remember this day vividly. my exwife and i had to take our newborn son to the doctor and afterward i had to drive across town to work and instead of taking 15 minutes it took an hour because of all the accidents kek
>>155624532shut the fuck up copey
>>155624538excellent, profound, life-changing post
>>155624508damn bitch youre on your fifth melty lol. oof
Do NOT mention to randy that no one saw game 6. He will get mad.
>>155624526he wasn't as good of a coach as he was a playerone of my favourite memories watching him coach was when there was a call that he didn't like and the camera was zeroed in on his face and he clearly yelled>THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!and then jim hughson, the commentator goes:>and gretzky says - that's not right
>>155624364cope i got bullied into not using one by you guys>>155624538no that post is a fun memory from almost 18 years ago>>155624419trvke
>>155624565bring back the yotes. they were ass but have more SOVL than mormons
>>155624419
>>155624598i don't look like that
>>155624598kek
>>155624592agreed. gary will see it done eventually since there's big money to be made
>>155624607if there's no resemblance, how did you know that it was depicting you?
>>155624607warmer?
might login to adventures of elliot
>>155624635we know its june and its your month but why are you posting nude men
>>155624635not sure if this is proper dress code at the fortress
i've been thinking about wearing an amulet
>can't sleep>stuck in hoc purgatoryThis is definitely hell.
I don't think it was a girly magazine, I think it was a copey magazine
>>155624773no it was a bodybuilding magazine
>>155624729you should wear a clear amulet so that nobody can drop your stats
Morning bwos Time for my daily marner
>>155624882wdctthn
>>155624885we most certainly do
>>155624882just one? i usually have 5 or 6, up to 9 or 10 on bad days
>>155624906no we call those roys mackinnons makars or chaykas now take your pick
>>155624918what a load of marner
>>155624885oh actually we don't invent new acronyms here
>>155624939oh i do
this is my first /hoc/ offseason i'm so excited you guys!!
>>155624943we know, it's typical schizo behavior
>>155624949>looks at flag>looks at post
did obama ever say who his favourite team is?
>>155625013probably the rapehawks
no kidding i think i could beat marchand in a fight
>>155625025i think the pope likes them too
>>155625124the smackdown ring announcer took a vgk jersey to the vatican and the pope acknowledged it1
>>155625130well back in the day the pope would use knights to kill people and steal their gold so that checks out
Brady was one of the most overrated players in the NHL. Long stretches with little to no production, invisible in the playoffs. A big haul of high draft picks and opening a ton of cap space is worth it for the Sens long term. Honestly, it was foolish to try to make a low IQ'ed middle 6 player the face of the team in the first place. Let him go and play with his brother in Florida with no pressure or responsibility. He can have a little mcmansion and pay less taxes as he walks over homeless drug addicts where nobody cares. That's my opinion on it.
Quality players have to get out of those 7 teams. That's it. That's all.
listening to everyday struggle by biggie smalls right now
I'm slamming niggas like Shaquille, shit is realWhen it's time to eat a meal, I rob and steal'Cause mom dukes ain't giving me shitSo for the bread and butter I leave niggas in the gutterHuh, word to mother, I'm dangerousCrazier than a bag of fucking angel dustWhen I bust my gat, mothafuckas take dirt napsI'm all that, and a dime sack, where the paper at?
Didn't ask
I got 7 mac 11s about 8 .38s nine nines ten mac 10's the shits never ends
>>155625313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrVRSGGAFSM
Huomenta
>>155625313>>155625360>>155625568
>>155625913is that tim dillon?
>>155622522forced memes are everywhere
>>155625360YA CAN'T TOUCH MY RICHES
>>1556252117 teams? Don't you mean 8?They running away from Detroit too.
>>17:20 Says some of the American players that won the Gold medal “felt a bit hated” in their Canadian markets.Those American players really proving they share a single braincells between all of them. No Canadian is hating on American players because of the Gold medal. They are absolutely getting hated on for partying with Kash Patel and sucking up to Trump.Just like many American players that commented about Canadian fans booing the US anthem after Trump started his 51 state bullshit, if you can't be bothered to understand the people in the country you play in then go fuck off.
in shannon's latest video he just straight up confessed that he ate a raccoon yesterday
elliot has spoken
>>155626193tell him to stop
>>155625977Yzerman wanted to dump Larkin 3 years ago, but Ilitch said no. Can't wait 'til he's gone.
>>155624364minish cap is the only good zelda anyway
>>155623238wow so brave. why turn it on to begin with then eh bozo?
>>155626105All players want out because...1993
>>155626210source?
>>155626224Shut the fuck up mildcuck
>>1556259778 teams? Don't you mean 9?They're running away from Buffalo too.
>>155626210>name the guy captain>want to trade him 2 seasons laterwhat exactly is going on in detroit
>>155626233The source of the awful stench is you, Samir.
>>155626241> the stench... the stench
>>155626193>Yzerman wouldnt accept 3 1sts for Larkin
>>155626305Ilitch.
>>155626318Beat me to it. Yzertard is gonna wait until the last minute and be forced to accept peanuts for Larkin
>>155626327>muh ownership new scapegoat cope
the mildcuck is having a(nother) melty
>>155626367Why do think all these canacuck teams are shit, retard?
>>155626385wow, it must be a day ending in day
Samir having a melty again, plus the stench.
the mildcuck is the lowest IQ "person" to ever post here kwab
Samefagging still has the awful stench, Samir.
open /hoc/>nothing but comments that look like they are written by ten year old only child brats with sticky fingers and snotty noses>backflip out of /hoc/ immediately and take up an interest in soccerpray none of you ever get cursed with self awareness (you won't)
>>155626390we're discussing detroit
>>155626415A unique stench in this post.
>>1556264161993
>>155626415STICKY FINGAHS
BRADY, BRADY, BRADY....Despite all of the controversies surrounding 4 nations. Post Olympics etc, this fan base came out to support our American captain when it mattered most. Unlike guys like Marner and Hughes etc, Brady will never have the privilege of claiming that he was leaving a hostile fan base.I can't comprehend how an athlete would go from being Captain of a very good up and coming NHL team to go play under his big brothers shadow on a team that has past their prime. No more top line, PP or OT minutes and no longer a captain.He truly is an idiot.
>>1556264452008
>>155626476oh sorry the mild have NEVER won a cup
>>1556264761967HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA What a retard.
>>155626482>state of hockey>never winning a cupSurely you jest.
>>155626492never ever
>>155626522No, my team wins Cup(s), retard. > 1967
>>155622534F
Can someone remind me what Gary's job was before becoming the NHL's commissioner?
>>155626534the mild have never won lol
>>155626556I blame the group chat
>>155626464I don't like the guy, but at least he didn't "Marner" the Sens so they were able to get a huge package of draft picks.
>>155626193>minnesota prefers larkin to tkachuk no way that's true
>>155622548That series was kino
huomenta !!
i think the best series in the garyoffs this year was habs/bolts
lehner on the grid!
>>155626718giving up the historical 4th overall career scorer for your team without receiving a single nhl'er or even a top 10 pick is awful
>>155626732What is he thinking about?
>>155626763it's 16:19 in huomentaland
>>155626812How this team could ever have a chance against rod
>>155626797>or even a top 10 pickRetard.
>>155626797do you think the return would be better or worse if they waited another year?
>>155626578My team has, unlike your shit team, retard. >laffs
>>155626842top 5 pick then*
>>155626777Yeah that series was exciting. Imagine getting eliminated by 9 shots
>my team I like to think Doug Cifu posts here
>>155626886dumbass faggot
>>155626862stop lying, the mild have zero cups
blundell vindicated once again
>>155626902yes, that is i, steve staios
>>155626763>>155626814It’s Huomenta somewhere :) Drink coffee or beer
>>155626905But my team does, unlike your shit team> laffs
>>155626853if brady could play healthy until the tdl then ottawa gets a better dealavs gave up 2 picks and 2 players for kadri
>>155626777Ducks oilers
>>155627029repeating yourself doesnt make the mild champions>zero cups
Good morning. What's the word on /hoc/ today?
>>155627076Two retards having the same fight they have everyday
>>155627096what are you gonna do about it, cry?
>>155627076/hoc/ is for frens who celebrate happiness
>>155627124Based
>>155626453Based
>>155627076Finnish legend Juuso Välimäki won the AHL cup (2 days ago)
>>155627167With Finns you win!
>>155627144I’m optimistic about the future :)
>>155627059take mcdavid's cock out yo bussy playa
>>155624608canadians are very performative. I, for one, am leaving my larkin jersey untouched as it was a gift.
>>155624608>ackkino moment
Imagine being a Krakhead Surely more is coming from Florida right Krakkers? Surely our center group and mid 6 forward build will get us to the conference finals
>>155624608yeah I'm not burning my matthews jersey I just buy a new one
>>155623719They always do.
>>155627179I was actually mistaken. It turns out that Välimäki played for Chicago who lost
>>155627481if its any consolation he was one of the few bright spots in that finals for chicago
>>155627419The sidedeals are coming any moment now bro
>>155623313why would they want to leave? they all get extensions and nobody gets traded no matter how many years in a row they bottle it
>>155627481oof
>>155627502And Toronto finally won something
>>155627524they won it 8 years ago, and no one cared then either
>>155627378don't pretend yanks don't burn jerseys too, but yes it is very performative especially when you feel the need to record it and post on social media
>>155626556>superteam>the Tkachuk sisterswe seen how well THEY played at the Olympics they'll both be injured by december hopping off their skates into glass
>>155627533that's almost as sad as a torontoan team playing in the american hockey league
>>155627533I did the Marlie party was awesome that night
Can Brady save the kitties? I don’t think so
>>155627502Team Finland is starving for defencemen so it may be.
>>155627559american teams play in the canadian hockey leaguethey have lost every championship since 2008
>>155627545I feel like I've seen that same fireplace burning different jerseys before, desu
is ottawa blowing it up or are they going to try to bring in a forward to replace brady?
>>155627481With Finns you (sometimes) win!
>>155627602Poor Ullmark
>>155627602They're preparing for relocation to Moncton
>>155627614maybe if he didnt play like shit during the regular season the 'turds had a chance
>>155627587I didn't know that. You guys should really fix your nomenclature
who's gonna play net in Florida?
>rags
>>155627651*enters*
>>155627651hellebyuck
>>155627685he's a shitter Bob is wayyyyy better
>>155627698sure but bob is done
once Our Sennie always Our Sennie
>>155627719nah he's got 3 good year left
>>155627443>>155627600https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782138212163076.mp4
>>155627745Niewendyk didn't deserve that what a queen
>>155627735top cuckdo not let trb curse your franchise
Gary gary Gary gary gary gary Gary gary
>>155627602Definitely the latter. Funny thing they actually have a better record with Brady out of the lineup. Same thing with the >laffs and Matthews now that I think about it. Really gets the noggin' joggin'
Remember when the anti american nut jobs in Ottawa got their captain traded for peanuts kek
>>155627745Thats the one I was thinking of, it's a different fireplace after all.
Little did we know, this moment right here would change the NHL forever.
Just woke up and I got to read 7 hours worth of the canacuck thinking he was arguing with me. haha. OBSESSED.
RIP
Ottawa senators reddit is so salty right now lmao are ottotards really like that kek no wonder no Americans want to play there
>>155627845MacKinnon is the official KWABOTY
>>155627899go back
Our Sennies cant stop being mentioned
>>155627899A city full of government workers who are more than happy to lick the boot when it's presented to them. I would expect nothing less.
>>155628014
>>155627061We did repeat as Cup Champs, in fact, unlike your shit team. >laffs
>>155628055HONK 'EM HULKSTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw
>>155628058the mild have never won you delusional retardlol
>>155627919> cheating, diving cunt
>>155628055Never 4get: https://youtu.be/RwmkNEUK9co
>>155628085But mine has. Unlike your shit team, retard. >laffs
>>155628099no they have not retardzero cups for the mild
Brady was checked out! good riddance
>canacuck is still arguing with himselfSomeone get the net.
now that I look at it how did Jordan Steel win the conn smythe
>>155628127>eichel >2 goalsThat gold medal bump did wonders for this jew
>>155628127he put up goals when they mattered
>>155628127Based teletext poster! How’s the weather?
>>1556278191993
lol Larkin probably had dreams of getting shitfaced on Yachts and terrorizing Miami with Matthew
>>155628127The number of goals wasn't important, it was the moments he scored said goals. The Conn Smythe isn't the "let's see who can score the most ENGs" award.
>>155628114But multiple Cups for my team, retard, unlike your shit laffs
>>155628189zero cups for the mild, cause they have never ever won
>>155628172>mackbitch being a sore losershocker.
>>155628147He was great in the final series but nowhere as great during the whole run.>>155628157It's getting hotter and I don't like it
>Shane Wright’s future in Seattle remains up in the air. The Kraken continue to shop him and GM Jason Botterill is evaluating all scenarios.A HONHONHON VE ARE GETTING OUR SECOND LINE CENTER
>>155628127would have been funny to see marner getting the conn smythe, that would be 2nd time this year he was given a prize while being on the losing team.
i can't get into 32 thoughts with kyle bukkake there instead of marek
>>155628200laffs never win, yes, unlike my team
>>155628172is this real and not just AI?
>>155628210Summer sucks
>>155628273seems like something stupid an NHL team's social media...team would put together, so I'd say it is legit.
LION
>>155628281>Summer sucksThat's one of my favorite XXX video titles. That dirty dirty Summer.
>>155628271>>155628284the mild have zero cups
>>155628288the jaw looks stupid enough that I don't fully believe it
>>155628302cringed REALLY hard at this post
>>155628294He’s already excited to see McDavid’s phone
>>155628294is there any site that lets me bet on the oilers missing the playoffs next season
>>155628302coomed REALLY hard at this post
Reminder Brady Tkachuk has a wife and two kids so he's had sex at least twiceWhat's your excuse?
Remember The Titans but Mike Babcock is the coach
>>155628405i'm not a millionaire athlete
>>155628405How does a woman let that thing cum in her twice, much less once.
>>155628405I’m 5’8, autistic, and had to spend my 20s grinding for my career
>>155628450he is a millionaire with fame
>>155628450Women use makeup to make themselves more attractive. Men use money and status.
>>155628501I ask again...
>>155628307But my team has Cups, unlike your shit team.>laffs
>>155628450This is only what's confirmed, it actually might be as high as 3 times
>>155628522the mild have zero cups
>>155628405I had a girlfriend a decade ago. It was definitely a fluke as she was a nutcase and I haven't come close to having another one since.
ive never had sex
>>155628540Like your shit laffs, Samir. You both stink.Unlike my Cup winning team.
Im so progressive I don't even see genders or talk to women because I respect them that much
>>155628556Neither have I :(
>>155628575except the mild have never won a cup!spewing lie after lie to cope with the fact im neither a laffer or brown
>>155628294>he reportedly on edmonton's failures?wtf can they not proof read before publishing?
I wish retards would stop using the word core! most players are just playing for a paycheck knowing very well they'd be lucky to win anything
>SamirThis guy and his alter ego really just do this all day eh?
>>155628693no, samir doesnt existbut its no surprise you take the american's side
>>155628693With the amount of vpnfaggotry in this general I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same person arguing with themself
im a pretty important piece of /hoc/'s core 2bh
>Chris Johnston on potential Sens/Jason Robertson fit (TCJS): "It's my understanding that he would have no interest in signing a long-term deal in a place like Ottawa"
>>155628737literally me when i get a good magic card
Breaking:>>155628712 has been placed on unconditional waivers for the purpose of contract termination
>>155628540The mild have zero conference final winsThe mild have 1 goal in the conference finals
>>155628796the kind of performance that causes someone to lose all connection with reality
the state of hockey once lost a team to the sunbelt kwab
>>155628655edmontonians are special needs
>>155628784Gay. I've done a lot to grow the fan base here
>>155628867How many jerseys sold though?
>>155628765>cardyou play online like a coward there are no cards
>>155628926They keep saying theres been a holdup at the Fanatics Factory and that they misprinted all of my merch so they have to reprint it all, it should be in the stores in a few weeks
>>155628934suck one I play in a monthly game
>>155628622My team wins Cups.Your shit laffs don't. You both stink bad.
hoping the next thread is element-related, something fire or flame-related
>>155628707> the stench... the stench
>>155628960the mild have never won a cup, ever in their existenceyou can pretend otherwise but the facts remainstay delusional!
>>155628974what about the minnesota frost
>>155629003But my team wins Cup(s), unlike your dogshit laffs, Samir. You smell awful.
>>155629033the mild have zero cups!im white and smell great
>>155628974You guys had a thread the other day
Who's the biggest chud in the PWHL ?
>>155629018haven't had an Islanders thread in a while bros
Cuck?
McDavid taking a pay cut so the Coilers could sign a bunch of plugs to shitty contracts while still not having a goalie is fucking hilarious
>>155629118>>155629118>>155629118New
>>155629053You're Samir and you smell awful, like your laffs and unlike my Cup winning team.
>>155629751nope, you are lying and continue to do so forever zero cups for the mild!
