On joue aujourd'hui.
>>155623835Courage!
>>155623835Yes against Jordan
>>155623917France + USA = <3
>>155623835nique ta mere
Good luck to the Frenchmen out there on the pitch today!
>>155623930;(
>>155623835bonne chance x
la baguette dans le vagin :DDDD
>>155623835>tfw your country burned jannu at the stakeHow do I cope with this?
>>155623985crochet crochet
>>155623955Basé
>>155623835FASTER!>>155623993>Taking credit for what (((Burgundians))) didPerfidious level: over 9000
>>155624003>FASTER!Oui !
>>155624003The Burgundians captured her, the English tried, jailed, and then burned her.
>>155623835>On
>>155624050kék
>>155623835What's the state of the French locker room? Keep hearing conflicting reports that the locker room is falling apart because of Napoleon arguing with Dembele, the midfielders complaining about the forwards not defending and leaving them isolated, and other reports saying that everything is fine.
>>155623835Vous? Les nègres, tu veux dire
>>155624017S–S–She's fast!!!>>155624043Ah, yes... Pierre Cauchon, the English priest... Rouen, the English town of Normandy... Hmmm...>>155624069>Napoleon arguing with Dembele,They revived Napoleon after 200 years?
>>155624069Mostly tabloid bullshit
>>155623835je vais jouir adj
>>155623835Let's hope "our" team gets rekt. I'm tired of the media hyping the ape team.>OnYeah right. The only days in your life in which you're "proud" to be french.
>>155624099If you want to argue that the HYW had nothing to do with England just because all the fighting was in France, then we need to redefine all kinds of wars throughout history
>>155624237Your team VILL win every single game, un you VILL like it.
>>155624099>Ah, yes... Pierre Cauchon, the English priest... Rouen, the English town of Normandya little reductive, but, yes
>>155623835Allez les bleus!
>>155623835why not "nous jouons"? never understood the use of on in the limited time i was forced to learn french
>>155624251>had nothing to do with EnglandIt really didn't.>Kang of Bongland is a Frenchie who has a meltdown over the fact that his granddad's crown wasn't passed to him>Gathers an army of mostly French, Flemish, Breton, Norman, and other flavors of mercenaries from his French domains>Rinse and repeatTruth hurts.>>155624283>Cuckstamp flagOpinion discarded, desutbqh.
>>155624367based non-sequitur retardconcession accepted x
>>155624389You really should just stfu. Egypt owns you, little bro.
>>155624400>ranked 85theverything went as expected, Ranjeet
>>155624389GOT EEM!!!
>>155624345Same conjugation as the 3rd person singular so it makes it even easier to beginners.
>>155623835make her black
>>155623835make her blacked
I’m thinking a cheeky loss against Irak for a solid second place finish into disaster loss against Norway into third place
>>155624367Ah yes the English longbowmen coming straight out of Britany.
>>155624562Fuck off James Bond.
>>155623835>*Nous jouonsNafri doesnt know his own language
Allez les bleus!
>>155624345"Nous jouons" is the correct form. "On joue" is dumbed down colloquial. You'd be surprised at how many of my fellow countrymen struggle with language.
>>155624590>>155624675>language prescriptivists in 2026kwabvous avez perduon a gagné
>>155624675Why do you french people always lie online when asked anything specific about your language?
>>155624807This>>155624845They are petulant sissies, most likely Parisians
>>155624345Mon ami Grec, aujourd'hui nous jouons et la plupart de nos joueurs sont noirs. C'est curieuxOn joue aujourd'hui wesh. You see the difference.
>>155623835On va pisser sur la compétition comme d'hab.
>>155623955Less than 55% of your third world country is white, stop the projection fat fuck.
>>155623835>>155624017she should be black to reflect the french team
when you think about it makes sense France is using africans for their football team, its like when they used the foreign legion to win battles.
>>155623835i hope french lose
>>155625410Why are you so mean? Is it the influence of Fukushima, I wonder?
>>155624946Crazy that even in colloquial French there's still no abbreviation for aujourd'hui. You guys should come up with one
>>155625410kek based frenchie, they don't sugarcoat shit and lie to your face like germans and mutts. Thats why we like them, they're just like us.
>>155624946>Mon ami GrecMon ami grec*Quand ils sont utilisés en tant qu'adjectifs, ces mots ne prennent pas de majuscule sombre fils de pute.>On joue aujourd'hui wesh. >You see the difference.Oui, la différence c'est que t'as ajouté un mot espèce d'attardé.As I said, petulant sissies and they can't even speak their own language properly.
>>155625410was his name CIA?
>>155623835>On jouefor me it's "Nous jouons"
>>155625410probably wasn't even FrenchJaps know even less about the world at large than we do
>>155625410MdrJust banter bro
>>155625427of course idiot french think this joke of radiation is funny when it is not
Still rent free
>>155625410I could have said that, and with a pretty big smug face too.
>>155625816kek
>>155625410Japanese people worship France. They view it as peak elegance.
Everyone says "on" in actual discussions, nobody says "nous" except holier than thou christian families who own a chateau and go to church every sunday with their 11 kids and who also says "vous" instead of "tu" between family members.
>>155625465T'es con au point de ne pas comprendre une plaisanterie dans ta langue maternelle ? Tu te sens mieux après avoir insulté un gogole derrière ton écran ?
>>155625435I never thought about that. Iguess we don't.
>>155625889ajd
>>155625435>Crazy that even in colloquial French there's still no abbreviation for aujourd'hui. The word was shorter but they just keep adding to it. It used to be "hui", which literally by itself already means "the present moment" or "the present day", then they turned that into "aujourd'hui" which would therefore literally means "the present day of the present day" and since apparently this isn't enough anymore, tons of people have started saying "au jour d'aujourd'hui" which literally means "of the day of the present day of the present day".In 20 years they'll be adding even more.
>>155625788Strong discrimination from whom ?Come on now.
>>155625921kek
>>155625465I don't know what to tell you mate. You write like a mentally ill person who's bound to commit suicide any day. I hope you get better.
J'aime la France
>>155623955Quintessentially french
>>155625862I wish I understood French to know what the fuck your ranting about
>>155625954Dis ça à tes pd de compatriotes comme >>155625964fils de partouze
>>155625410Utterly based
>>155625465>Quand ils sont utilisés en tant qu'adjectifs, ces mots ne prennent pas de majusculeC'est correct.>>155625862Incorrect and pouilleux.>>155625435You can always use "ce jour" (/ce soir /ce matin /cette nuit).
>>155625816Lmao
>>155626076Based on what I remember from GSCE French, French has the following pronouns:Je = ITu = You (singular or informal)Il = He/It (if the subject is masculine)Elle = She/It (if the subject is feminine)On = We (informal) or One (for a generic subject, e.g. "One does not simply walk into Mordor")Nous = We (formal)Vous = You (plural or formal)Ils = They (when at least one of the subjects is masculine)Elles = They (when all the subjects are feminine)Then depending on what your subject is, you need to conjugate the verb so that it matches the subject. e.g. Je joue, Tu joues, On joue, Nous jouons, Vous jouez, Ils jouentAll this is to say that French is retarded and there's a reason why everyone speaks English instead.
>we play at 11pm>might get postponed because of the storm>no game at 9 or 10pmWhy?
>>155628007forgot gif not that it's essential but this is going to be me tonight at 1am waiting for a storm thousands of kilometers away to clear
>>155623835I have masturbated to many french anime girls so I hope you guys win.
>>155628035For me, it's Marie!
He was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup..FIFA will pay for doing this to him.
>>155628007thank this fag who feels the need to see every match live.
>>155623955cute
>>155630261>no line to cdmxkek
>>155627985>All this is to say that French is retarded
>>155623835Mais comment il s'appelle? OP!
>>155623835Mes ancêtres :)
