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Why are 3rd worlders prone to liking low IQ sports like soccer and being against patrician high IQ football? If I was a south American dictator I would start my rain by banning soccer and implementing nfl like leagues and forcing it as the next best thing (to purify your country).
Soccer is inherently evil and childish. Takes no skill and is beyond boring to watch. I would rather watch a scoreless nfl game than sit through whatever slopfest is cooked up in the world cup.
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Nobody including your countrymen considers handegg patrician
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What is IQ?
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>>155624619
Sneed
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I believe high iq Americans watch (actually play) golf and tennis, maybe sailing
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>>155624645
This dude watches twinks run around a field and bait penalties like pussies lmao.
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>>155624619
>and being against patrician high IQ football
>I would start my rain
>that pic
We can see your "high IQ" lel
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They actually took the bait kys retards
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TEs on the wings is the worst possible choice. Bosa would be way too big and slow at center back. Mahomes as the keeper is the most retarded. The only thing that makes sense is Hill as a striker. I don't know who Matthew Golden is.
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>>155624619
Humans have evolved to use their hands for throwing projectiles, which makes most other sports relatively easy to play at a respectable level. Using our feet is inherently unnatural to us as a species, so football requires specialised training from a young age to make it as a professional.
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>>155624665
Guess Americans like watching buffy dudes in full body contact.
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>>155624619
I don't think these guys know how to kick a ball properly nor would they have the stamina to run 90 minutes.
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>>155624619
Ah yes, American Football, a famously patrician sport for intellectuals who like watching 200cm+ negroes slam headfirst into each other and giving the each other personal CTE
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>>155624684
Your right you need to be a twink that takes it in the ass to want to do that.
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>USflag shitposting at 2am(PT)-5am(ET)
get a job
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>>155624727
a twink taking it in the ass would be less gay than roided up cavemen running at each other while commercials keep playing
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>start my rain

Dictators control weather?
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>receives ball
>waits to be told what to do via radio
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High IQ watch iCarly not sport
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Nfl
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>>155624659
if film has taught me anything these high IQ business guys are always playing squash



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