Why not another Vendula edition? edition >Order of Playhttps://www.badhomburg-open.de/en>Scoresflashscore.com/tennislivesport.com/en/tennis>Streamsfreestreams-live1d.pk/tennis-live-stream51vipleague.ws/tennis-sports-streamvkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesportitftennis.com/en/world-tennis-tour-livewtatennis.com/scores (WTA 125s)video.worldtennistourjuniors.com>Calendarwtatennis.com/tournamentsatptour.com/en/tournamentsitf-entries.netlify.appPrevious: >>155517092
iva withdrew because of her ankle if you don't understand why we're watching hannah instead
>>155624862Based
what WTA player has the best bunda?
>>155624862phantastic edition!
>>155624899Navarro
hannah vs talentova soon
>>155624899Iga
hannah on court
noskova doubles starting
>the grass is well kept
>>155624884>implying I wouldn't have been watching Hannah anyway(as well as Iva)
double faultman
it is known
Quarters at best.
>>155625066The BBC are only showing one match, from the m*n. Jack Pinnington Jones - a very British tennis name.
paid $22 so i can watch the british open won $27 from being a degenerate gamblertoday was a good day
cam on Hannahbut alsocam on tereza
>we're waiting for klugman to blossom
noskova also wins the doubles final
tauson defeats shnaider
>>155625605Lindy :)>>155625628Clara :)Diana :(
it's possible being exposed to kader's voice for the first time is weakening her body
>>155625605Lindy :)
>>155625733It's over.
>>155625597Dunno if we get many late bloomers in female tennis, you're either good enough while young or just fade into obscurity.
>>155625935guess we can write teritova off too then because she's hardly pwning hannah here and she's two years older. Hannah doesn't even turn 18 until next February, not everybody is a Mirra
did a bit of a schoof about, a bit of winter cleaning. added some new folders to my library. hannah, for example.
qinwen should be starting soon if anyone is into her
>>155625628>bet against her because she's been useless all year>winsthank you WTA, never change. don't think I'll be bothering topping up the betting account once it's empty
qinwen looks good in pink desu
it's not hanover just yet
2nd set hannah
Hannah lol, we go to a third
joint/arango started
commentator mentioned klugmans blossom again
Again, impossible to ignore the evidence that, even in conservative dark clothing like this, Emma’s breasts seem to have grown substantially in recent months
Anya :)
>>155626208since there's like almost no anons here i'm going to be lewdimagine tittyfucking emma
4-0 arango atmtake the bloody year off joint
4-2 she musta heard me
4-3being mean works
and i thought i was blind
>>155624899>>155625577>>155626065>>155626208Are you incels even capable of talking about a female sportsperson without objectifying them?
>Post automatically hidden.corr filter working
What a pair of names.
>>155626258She’s pretty morally conservative so she probably wouldn’t even do that in a marital relationship
whilst olga hasn't officially announced be knocked up all her pics are from behind or with baggy clothes
>>155626449After a few glasses of wine she probably would.
being
>>155626454I doubt Emma has ever been, or will ever be, drunk
>>155626452She has announced ithttps://ekipa.svet24.si/sport/nogomet/slovenci-v-tujini/olga-danilovic-jan-oblak-noseca-zaroka-1907528
>>155626401ummmm my post (>>155625577) wasn't objectifying at all
>>155626524Emma next
>>155626524unless translation is being a dud there's been no actual confirmation from her
joint arango tb
klugman 3rd 5-5
Hannah showing some fight at least.
go Hannah!
12th double fault says the commentator
13th...
fuck me Hannah always with the DFs
1st set arango :/
would've been hannah if less double faults :/
>>155626552Reckong we could have LTA baby fever. Katies, Jodie and Harriet are coming into season as well.
Hannah :(Tery :)
wimbledon qualies are up
if Ben FUCKING Harqan doesn't get somebody in to sort Hannah's second serve out, she should fire him. It's insane that a player with a serve that should be a massive weapon actually has it cost her over and over againshe showed again that her tennis is at a way higher level than her ranking suggests though
>*Haran, no q
erika has made it into wimble qualies
>>155626747>LTA baby feverBased!
for your perusal https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/l-qualifying-singles/1
CAM ON JACK
Tery :)Hannah :(
>>155626852>jonesy v fruity Linda>bratfu v Lulu sun>Slovak derby (becky srams v the dinner lady)
https://www.itia.tennis/news/sanctions/marketa-vondrousova-suspended-for-refusing-anti-doping-test/
>Vondroušová’s suspension will end on 21 June 2030.
Alina's bracket isn't too badDani Tails against Riera on grass should be funny because Dani will be right up in her grill
>>155627091oooof maximum penalty, can't afford those Igor/Binner lawyers
>>155627091also lol, based Andy
>>155627079>>155627091Big ooffCareer over
>>155627091No shortbread with the tea?
Dumb Maya :(
iwaaaa :(
just retire maya
>>155627091Based WADA keeping the eastern euro trash in its place while giving slap on the wrist to superstars
>iva takes video of her bouncing around doing som ememe boxing shit>suddenly withdraws because my ankle :(bitch!!
was that iva's mum
>>155627340is that you marketa?do agree thoughIgor and binner should be serving bans right now
>>155627455yes as evident by the dozens of fappable things posted
thinking this week is a bust. alex will prob lose today and then we just wait it out for wimbledon
wonder if she thought the result would be different coz she's been holidaying taking bikini pics
luckily ash and vendula appear to be 3rd on their respective courts tomorrow
fink marketa shot herself in the arm (heh) with the pic she posted on instagram and her excuse being totally different
>>155627476She has dubs with Venus as well
I feel sorry for her if she legitimately isn't doping and just had a woman moment
>>155627682cam on lad that wont last past today either
>>155627703It's believable tbqhwy.
too many holes in her story
>>155627887go on...
>>155627703Must be mad to have a stranger come to your house & demand that they watch you pee
Simply take the test and claim contamination
>>155626208She's getting fat yes.>>155626401Do you say the same to women who do nothing but thirst over male athletes?
>>155627902must be mad for somebody to give you millions of dollars for playing tennis too but I never hear them complain about that
>>155628050ah but it's le goat so no punishment
cute!
>>155627091Scribbles no
iva gets cold feet about wangiva turns down wangso it's like that is it?
phwoarcaptain kittington to the rescue
I'm team scribblesFuck having rules and shit let her play!
>>155629684based. But for real how can you justify 4 years for one refused test when you get less than half that for missing 3 in a year
think we're missing some information. they don't do a 4 year career ender ban solely because of a declined test. there would have been some followup stuff that scribbles for some reason also fought against.
cart out to an early lead against dasha
>>155629816They don't. Article 2.3 is her exact situation. Refusal to submit a sample.
Venus wins the second set, wow
>career-ending pee shyness
>>155629955*don't do
>>155629684whyshes a dopeban her
>>155624862Vendula really is one of a kind. If you commissioned a renaissance sculptor to make a statue of the perfect young woman it would look like her.
>>155630201she almost certainly didn't take a banned substance, just refused a test4 years is way too harsh when others have done basically the same and got away with it, or actually taken banned substances and got off with a few monthsplus she's kinda cute
>>155630265thoughbeit ugly hands and brick shaped head
>>155629955yeh essentially they are treating a refusing to take a sample as guilty because they don't want players who take drugs to simply refuse to take the tests. Of course what happens is the drug takes simply find a way to mask their tests anyway whilst someone who isn't' taking drugs treated as a druggie all because they refused to let some nigger into their home.
>penis williams
>>155629737I presume she's going to appeal? Might get 2-3 years knocked off.
>>155630317Of course it is to harsh. It's draconian and their explanation is it is there so any drug takers can't refuse tests in the hope that by the time they are tested the drugs have got through their system. Clearly all that should have happened is she should have been summoned to take a test the next day. I think this random turning up at homes is stupid, could still be random but taken when training. No need to turn up at night, the players need to get some bigger dogs and see how many times they turn up at homes unannounced.
>>155630387>they refused to let some nigger into their homeyeah this excuse doesn't fly though. there is a photo. it was a plump lady with a lab kit and ID badge.
>>155630546nah the random testing is essential. lots of high profile athletes were able to wiggle away for years with anything less aggressive.
>>155630563>there is a photoI was referring to it generally, however why turn up at night when they could have done it in the day, could have done it at a gym, where they are training? I have to say I would not not like the fact of some stranger turning up banging on the door at night demanding to be let in. The play here of course is to simply claim you were asleep and didn't hear them. And again get some large dogs and they wont be at that door too long.
>>155630387the n word in question
wait. wait now hang on. is venus about to get her first win in three years? is a 35 year old round 200 qualifier weak enough? it's close.
scribbles definitely handled the situation badly but what can you expect?she's a divorced 25 year old eastern european woman who scribbles over herselfits cruel to take away her livelihood, what's she going to do now? unironically OF is perhaps her only option
>>155630644So you really think it is "essential" that the testing needs to be done at night instead of doing it in the day and probably at a place that is easier and you don't feel as if some fag is going to banging on your door at night? I would argue that testing could have been done a few hours earlier, still be random as well. An interesting point is if it is random then how exactly do they know where they would be, do they literally have to tell WADA where the yare, do they literally get tracked like some animal?
>>155630879>first win in three yearsno no second. right, second. >>155630995you get lance armstrong otherwise
>>155630816>dyke testerso the tester didn't even do her job correctly. Tardy and turned up late. Nah this is complete BS, these are the types of fags that ruin everything. Draconian rules for some and you can bet for others they would not be turning up at night and would not even be able to get through the security.
Welcome to the WTA top 50!
>>155630487The problem in this case ironically is that she has no positive test. Not much to dispute (testing methodology; contamination; intent; etc.)
>>155631174live rank says she's 51 already down from 49
>>155631365petra and wang winning this morning are responsible :p
>>155631050>you get Lance Armstrong otherwisethat is down to the testing being shit. Ironic that random testing would not have stopped him anyway because he was tested and he apposed all the tests. The irony if those rules was in place he would be winning 7 Tour De France's whilst someone who refused a test for some reason would be kicked out the sport. Whether Sinner or Iga did take drugs and managed to get their high paid lawyers to swing it for them for there small bans is up for debate, but clearly WADA treats certain people better than others and Iga and Sinner were not even going to face 4 years even if they did take those drugs.
>>155631365russia will pay for this!
>>155626208>crossis she a proper christian?and by that i mean is she a pure untouched virgin?
so basically oinkova was instantly bumped out of the top 50 because of iva's ankle
>>155631962the /tennis/ consensus is that she's saving herself for marriage
>>155632230based
>>155631168She must have listed that time for her availability. That's how the whereabouts system works. They pick a 60 minute time slot for out of competition testing and provide an address and phone #
>>155632309 (Me)actually admirable if trueshe knows herself and what she wants and doesnt break that conviction under peer (culture) pressure of hookup culture
>>155631962I see you've been focusing on Emma's upper chest too.
CAM ON DASHA RUN IT BACK
imagine if iva posted pics like this
lmfaaaaaaoooo
watching this venus tiebreak. this is just grotesque. she's like a mummy out there. why do people show up to see this? in the doubles it's half tolerable to see her and vera stir the old bones as they're only one of four players out of there. in singles though, this is awful.
>>155630816Didn't this happen a few years ago? surprised ChatGPT was around back then
state of foids that they're losing to the old man of the mountains in deuxmillesvingtsix
>>155633960Well said Eva
she refused a drug test, fuck her. there's more holes in her story than in Monica Seles circa 1993.
near three hours for that circus act for god sakes...
>>155630317nah shes dumb. she deserves everyfing she gets for being fucking dumb. if you had a problem just fucking do the test and complain later. ya know?holy shituf you have that much of a problem ofcourse you dopedyou would rather go thru diss whole palaver den wun little fingshes a dopercase closedhopefully duss case not only changes doping system but gets udder dopers like sinner and iga put in jail
so i'm gathering here that if scribbles had pretended she didn't hear the door buzzer or otherwise unintentionally failed to let the tester in, that would have been like 1-2 year ban with room to have lawyers argue that one down. since she explicitly said NO TEST, it's the 4 banger.
hello, gorgeous
>>155630816just bullshitnuffink to do wiv privacynubba is complainin' bout tester coming like an hour latelike. diss response is completely out of fucking proportionjust do the test and complain latershes a fucking retarddeserves everyfing.she getsfraud
>>155635323fucking helljust vomitedn***a diss is a sfw boardxholy fugg
>>155635323dios farkin mioshe took the call
mcfartney kessler *braps*
>>155636004phwoar gud post diss
If your kid doesn't want to do soccer, do you put him in tennis?
>>155631174>white women
kessler :)
cart :)dasha :(>>155636202tennis and golf should be top priority. those are the best paying and lowest impact with the least barrier to success if you're good and win a lot.
>>155635184well seeing as it was outside the testing time period for the day then if she had not answered the door then the tester could have done nothing. The tester fucked up, she wasn't there at the correct time so it would be no ban at all. But all because she told the tester to fuck of and basically come back at the correct time another day then it's as if she is a druggie and get's the same treatment.
sex legs
alex still covering her tattoo..
are we sure that's a tattoo? i saw the picture with the tattoo style arm wrap but it's kind of weird place to have one tattoo on inside of elbow like that.
>>155635440>>155635899I know, I know.. sorry. Let me make it up to you. Here's something you Brits find far more appealing.
>>155636884Thought that was Nadal from the thumbnail.
gtfi>>155636185>>155636185
>>155636711isnt that where sabalenka's shitty tattoo is
>>155630546Thems the rules, if they don't like it they can go play in some other org.
alex you baka...
Would be in Alex's best interest to lose here, and be fresh for Wimbledon imo
>>155637845The rules are laid out for the players to follow. So a tester is supposed to arrive to a persons place where they are at a particular time. Then they can be easily identified because that was when they were supposed to be there. When they turn up late as far as players would understand it they are not a tester, just some random person claiming to be. You can bet if one of the top players with masses of security and the same thing happened nothing would occur because they wouldn't even be able to get past the first level of security. "Oh you were supposed to be here an hour ago, too late, come back tomorrow"
>>155638219>"Oh you were supposed to be here an hour ago, too late, come back tomorrow"it seems the trick is this statement. they're not allowed to do that. this is exactly what scribbles did. i wonder if, in example of a door security, the dude could just stand there stone faced and say nothing. then player could argue unintentional miss.
>>155639131There is no trick tho. She is saying there was a particular time, a 60 min timeframe that she was required to be home and the tester being tardy didn't respect that and turned up when she decided. So let's say Scribbles was not even home, she didn't have to be because she was not required to be. So she could not have refused a test because she would not be there to do that. WADA are crying because they say the tester was there and Scribbles told her to fuck off and come back. The only mistake on Scribbles part was even answering the door, she should have not done that and the tester would have had to assume she was either not there or in the shower or listening to music etc and didn't her the door bell.
>>155637401noi dont fink i will
penus lost
>>155639459no no noits not wada dats cryingits vondrosoovatheyre theredo the testend of
>>155635323Holy mother of coal burning phenotype.>>155635899Top kek.
>>155639959>Holy mother of coal burning phenotype.mentally ill
Alex you fucking bitch
>>155639724>Hey make sure you are at home between (this time and this time)>yep will doso the dyke tester turns up when she doesn't even know if the player is at home. But het I got tests to do tomorrow and I fucked up today (again) so hey I will try at leas, maybe she will be home. Again, if Scribbles had not been home then there would be no case to answer because each day the players are only required to be at home (or location) for an hour and it is arranged as well. That time period had already gone by for that day, as far as the player is concerned the tester isn't going to arrive that day. But guess what, there is always tomorrow, another time period the tester can make another go at it. By the way the tester didn't even let Scribbles know she was going to test her even tho the time period had already gone by, a simple message on the phone that she was going to be there at another time. The testers are not supposed to just arrive when they decide, it is literally an arranged time period for that day per player. It doesn't mean they will be tested that day - that is where the random testing comes in. But the player at least knows they could be tested in that time period for that day.
normally i would join you in such remarks but i dont care for this tournament, a week of rest will be good
>>155640713I wanted to watch her tomorrow :(
>>155640853oh are you actually going in person! sucks iva jumped ship too then :( surely she wont withdraw from doubles with venus!
>>155640993Yeah, I was pretty sad about the withdrawal :/ but better to rest her knee desu>surely she wont withdraw from doubles with venus!Hopefully!
what happened
>>155641815https://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/articles/c36yjz55z3zo
>>155638204galexy brain
>>155642246Literally zero fucks given
generalized anxiety disorder and acute stress reaction give me a fucking break..
>>155642246>>155642270What a retard
>>155630546>Clearly all that should have happened is she should have been summoned to take a test the next day.absolute bollocks, athletes who microdose know their glow times and would use that to evade the testing. cyclists were getting away with that shit for literally decades
>>155627091i mean, she's an absolute retard, but 4 years? that's fucked up
>>155642270>dog people
very manageable for vendy
anna :)
>>155642556Then maybe the testing officer could make the effort to do their job and turn up at the time that was agreed instead of being tardy dykes and turn up whenever they decide. So there you have it, the time was arranged for that testing officer to turn up, she didn't. If Scribbles had not been at home then the officer could not have got the test anyway.. So your pathetic cope that people could get out of testing doesn't even work because Scribbles was fully prepared to be tested at the correct time I find it curious that WADA have rules, make players have times every day they have to be available for testing and then WADA can't even keep to their own rules and then blame the player for telling the testing officer to fuck off.
>>155631718>random testing would not have stopped him anyway because he was tested and he apposed all the testswell apart from the one the UCI covered up. really probably best not to bring Pharmstrong into doping discussions because the entire sport was as bent as a rubber ladder. Anybody who thinks Binner and the like are favoured by the ATP and WADA should really do some reading on cancer Jesus to see just what a deeply corrupt sport looks like. Tennis is bush league stuff compared to it.
>>155642758read the rules lmao
>>155642246based zoomer
>>155642754Vendy - Laura final round pls
>>155639959>coal burningYou know that she is married, right, dingbat?
gorgodze got obliterated by jana less than two months agoshe beat laura twice this yearsmol katie is probably the only one who can cause troubleat least on paper>>155642870:praying hands emoji:
>>155642839>the rulesyeh the rules are all the players are given a time period that they have to be available for testing - the key words being "have to". Now a testing officer can go outside those times however the curious thing is the player does not have to be available for testing. That's the grey area, if the tester and the player just happen o talk outside the permitted time then it is deemed the player refused a test if the tester demands to gain entry to a property. However if that player was not at home - outside the permitted time they had to be there then there would be nothing that WADA could do, the player was only required to be home for designated time. WADA however consider "refusing" a test to be if a tester wants entry into a home and the plyer tells them to fuck off. It's insane, it's like having a curfew period and then still demanding you stay inside despite the period ending. Very telling that some anons on /tennis/ are bootlickers tho, very telling.
>>155635323
>>155624899
>>155642758>your pathetic copelol calm down nigga, I don't need a cope nobody banned me
>>1556431372/10 wouldn'tDoes anyone disagree
Sad.
>>155635323That's a rough 23-year-old.
>>155643137
>>155641929>The ITIA said Vondrousova told the doping control officer she would not take the test and signed a refusal form when she went outside to walk her dog shortly afterwards.Signed a refusal form? Either scribbles was juiced and knew she would flunk or she is a very stupid girl. Why would you sign the form if your whole argument is improper protocol?
>>155644023I'm guessing she didn't know it was a 4 year auto ban
i see kris begins an attempt to collect the obligatory monstir w15 title tomorrow. she's got two in doubles but none in singles yet.
>>155624862>ywn lick her pits after a hot summer game>>155626401If she didn't want men lusting after her armpits then she would wear sleeves
>eva questioning her career as a pro tennis playerit's overor maybe it's just beginning
>>155644856if it's too hot for her maybe she should play naked
>>155642754BIG danger in whoever gets through the top match
>>155644856no she has to keep playing she's too mid to be a dedicated ewhore
eva would make more as an ewhore than as a tennis player
>>155644135>I'm guessing she didn't know it was a 4 year auto banWhich begs the question, how did I, a fat cunt who has never played professional sport at any level, know that, but a professional tennis player of nine years standing and grand slam winner, whose entire livelihood depends on passing doping tests, did not?
>>155645701athletes spend their time practicing the sport not autistically memorizing the rulebook
>>155646015Simply knowing that if you refuse a drug test your earnings for the next four years are liable to be be absolutely fuck all is hardly 'autistically memorising the rule book' though is it?I mean the actual WTA rulebook is 575 pages, I'm not suggesting they should be able to recite it verbatim but this one is kind of important.
>>155649483kino
>>155640701this post is a load of rubbish. the point is the tester came. vondrosoova answered the door. you do the test. very simple. yeh the tester came at wrong time for one reason or anudda. but like all that arrangement does is guarantee youll be there and kind of make it well-defined how to decide if a person has missed a test for a justified reason or not. its not like some polite kind of "oh whats best for you" kinda fing. in an ideal world they wouldnt have that arrangement. the tester would just know where you are and drop in regardless. so the fact that the tester came at the wrong time isnt really important and is actually irrelevant as soon as vondrossova answered the doorif the tester is there you do the fucking testthats the whole pointits not a "oh whats best for you" fing. the fact that she skipped a test to walk her dog is insane. its not reasonable grounds to reject testing and she knows that which is why shes saying her cognition was impaired.
>>155642919wow both her and potapova poor taste in menalso cant believe bublik dated kasatkina
>>155650254Apparently you have honed your taste in men
>>155650454yes yhat is an ugly bogged man
>>155650454like when you concentrate its actually insane how deformed her head is
been 6 hours since avery was supposed to play her match and itf has yet to post the result!
>>155650454B O G G E D .
>>155650472>>155650502>>155650670I bet you prefer to play a back court game
>>155650454Doctor: How much filler would you like?Mapta: Yes.
>>155650189>it doesn't matterwell actually it does matter. Let's look at a hypothetical, the tester arrives not at an apartment but at a large house with multiple security to get through. The player is in the house or at the back, they know the tester is there and again the tester arrived outside of the time that was arranged. The tester cannot even get the player to the meet face to face, the security is going to escort them off the property and tell them to come back tomorrow. In fact the security could just say the player isn't there - the player only had to be required to be there when it was arranged anyway so it's a moot subject really. The bottom line is those rules are are easily bypassed anyway because for one they set a time because how exactly would they know where a player is at any particular time anyway without tracking them? So instead they do have a time in the day they can be tested. Another hypothetical is that tester could turn up when the player is already asleep. they already know the testing time period has elapsed -the are not required to be at the location anymore. so it really is the fault of WADA, turn up at the time you agreed or if you can't either agree another time in the same day if that is agreed with the player or try again tomorrow. Why exactly should a player be on the look out for a tardy tester who has such a braindead job that all they have to do is turn up within a 1 hour time period oat the location a player agreed with them?
Marta is attractive but Ukrainian players have a shit attitude so she repulses me now
These are middling estimates, could be higher. At least nobody will be moaning about the rain eh
>>155651348>Let's look at a hypotheticalanything to not look at the actual, right?
foids speaking ghetto babble near me earlier. how do people put up with this nonsense??
>>155650454Iva no longer the most disgusting freakazoid on tour.
>>155652285ywnbaw
:)
>>155651348yeah and situations that could be something *like* diss is why there is an arranged time. but thats not nuffink to do wiv the point.the point isif you encounter a testerand they ask for a testyou hafta do the testvery simplelike the soundness of the means of getting a tester and a player un the same room has nuffink to do wiv somewuns justification for rejecting a solicited testthe arrangement does not define the validity of whether wun can reject a test, it simply defines a means of guaranreeing you can get a tester and player in the same room. it also defines the manner in which a missed test is justified - if you cannot get the tester in the same room as the player outside the arrangement then a missed test is justifiedbut once the player and.tester are in the same room, the logistics of how you got them there are irrelevantince a tester solicits a test from youyou cannot reject itlike.once vondroosoova has opened up the door then she has to give the testif she didnt she could just say she wasnt in and its finebut if you are in the same room as a tester then you cant just reject a testlike sure vondriosova is not obligated to wait up for testers outside her arrangement timebut she saw onein her home or whereverlike you are acting as if the issue was that vondriosoova deliberately missed a testimg outside if her valid time. but thats not what happened..she.met a tester. they asked for a test. and she rejected it for no valid reason.
>>155652200phwiar
Kittington is spitting truth juice in this thread on multiple fronts.
>>155652399everything above the tits looks like Mickey Rourke in the Wrestler.
>>155652824and tto clarify when i say deliberately missed a testing in last line i meant deliberately avoid getting in a room wiv a testerbut she *was* in the same room
>>155653650>>155650254>poor taste in men>gorgeous woman looks like Mickey RourkeYou seem a bit too familiar with men, anon. You see men in everything you look at. Why do you think that is?
>The player signed the refusal form outside. She left her apartment to walk her dog and made it clear to the doping control officer that she was refusing a test.so, like, wasn't part of the excuse she made up that she was anxious of stalkers and stuff? and then went walking her dog alone late at night afterwards. ok lol.
>>155653575He is, erudite takedowns all over the place.
>>155654324kek it's almost like she's completely full of shit
hmm alina's opponent has a scary record but never played on grass. should i still bet on alina
>>1556539562nd one ain't me babe
>>155650157Damn! What’s this slut’s name?
>>155656693its timofeeta...
I love when some dumb bitch acts indignant like the rules don’t apply to her and then gets smacked by reality.
>>155656693phwoargood genetics in uzbekistan
fing about adding new folders to my tenny library is i don't know where anyphing is now
>>155657805fuckmeat
dirty courts are back. cam on annie!!
for me it's cuddlymeat
ugh this girl is ranked 360. too much for annie :(
first set not annie :(
>>155654324and spoke with the scary tester lady long enough to break out a pen and sign a piece of paper in addition whilst presumably NOT literally shaking
>>155655266i don't think betting on alina is ever 'safe'. alina is a cheeky fiver girl. all of tennis is cheeky fiver girls tbhfam. >>155652824yes that's about the shape of it. i tried to find a picture of a cat with a tennis ball for you but it was more difficult than anticipated
don't fink she was doping thojust she has a huge ego and figured she's THE untouchable slam winner marketa vondrousova and was likelol no you were late i'm not testing. sure i'll sign your cute lil piece of paper lol.and then ranted on instagram about to get people behind herthen she realized she's completely fucked from what she didthen changed her storywell i'm just ranting who knows what the true intention was or what happened
i wanted picture of a cat on a tennis court and got several billion ai generated images instead and all the search engines are like this. i think maybe ai was a mistake.
fuck she hung in there for half a set but its over now :( opponent 700 ranks above her tho so not too bad>>155660561went with zeynep and fat emma instead
>>155660794of course it's one of the middle eastern sand dune ones
>>155660838fat emma has been a busy bee i can see lys winning this one
>>155660973>>155660973idk eva is quite terrible but knowing my luck someone will choke
>>155626552
if i had to bet i'd choose linda klim 2.60 to beat trash lulubut klim always fucks me in the ass
lulu also maximum danger in both directions
just not sure if i want her near my ass y'know
hannah should just do a year tour of itfs to bump her ranking (plus any WCs). i agree this is too fast while she's still 400 something even if her actual level might be getting close already. it's way easier to get ranking up around 150 then start hitting every wta tour thing they can get. whoever is doing vendy's scheduling seems to have a good grasp on this.
>>155661725she has hasn't she? it's been all itf since the us open until these grass tournies
>>155661945yes i suppose so. maybe i'm overreacting to the grass scheduling this month.
leg locked by mirra as she kisses me on the forehead
and that w100 in florida, too. why travel all the way to the states to play an w100 when hannah's been struggling in 35s in europe.
>today's news!>linda noskova and ekaterina alexandrova win doubles title in berlin!>and nothing else of note happened hmnmn
Infinite jest the book, Tennis the sport :)
>>155662540The power of the nose ring is beyond disbute now
i meowed at the neighbours cat and he meowed backthat's this months social interaction completed
>>155659499corr>>155660794phwoarhes me
>>155661633shes so much more tall and slender looking than just when you look at her head on its own
>>155662199clavicular-esque nose
>>155663989the bratfu has anime girl proportions that make her seem shorter than she really is. her head is quite large mainly and that throws off perception of the rest of it. big head, neotenous features, super long legs, short torso.
terytova on the other hand is not that short but has dwarf girl proportions. and bad posture. and her spine seems to be made of rubber somehow. or her boobs just weigh that much so she's always bending forward under the load.
the match of the day will be jonesy vs fruity linda. a rematch from earlier this year which turned out to be some kind of nonsense war that clocked in near three hours. fruity linda will seek to avenge the loss. jonesy will seek to get it done in two without any of the tomfoolery allowed again. dani britton will also be cute as she valiantly loses to julia riera
So does this mean every Sinner title until March 2028 is asterisked?
>>155625733https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1d887l6/juniors_are_something_else/
>>155664304jodie burridge
>>155660583yeah I think that's right
>>155624862SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
um
happy birthday korneeva
happy 18th to stusek
Happy Birthday Alina :)Happy Birthday Julia :)
lys / fat emma
happy birthday alina!and stusex!
Navarro looking positively enormous. Hope she's okay sincerely
>>155665873Navarro sex
>>155666033it's not as tempting to make fun of her now that I know it's due to some kind of diseaseplus even plump she does not look bad
ruse/nosk
>>155666119qveens
alina soon
lindy has her tummy outjust a little though
spunky gabi roars to a 5-1 leadlindy not at the races
gabi breadstick :o
alina now
lys choked many set pointsset fat emma
.....why isn't it multi cam..?
>>155666389what about other courts?
>>155666366entertaining setEva can actually be good sometimes, a shame that all the effort to come back to is ultimately wasted
>>155666402ummm mm good news - you can watch the only multi cam court here without vpn>https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactivebad news - looks like it's the only multi cam court unless am mistaken
>>155666417>court 1 emerson joneswell that's something
kek Dani Tails already up a break against Riera the dirtrat
>>155666457based dani tails
...but is broken back immediately
she's playing as I expected though, she just does not give a fuck who's on the other side of the net
breaks again lol
this is probably where the 20% prize money increase comes from :/
not looking good for alina.. .
wtf is Alina doing
tyrantula currently flogging preston
>>155624905Literally my type , gorgeous angel
holy shit the poor ball slave
>>155666667what happened?
First set Dani Tails 6-2
>>155666674collapsed from the heat I think, they only showed Eva rushing to help him, but he looked passed out
gabi :)lindy :(best result desurest up for wimbly linda
did Linda just show up because she had to or something?how do you win a tournament and then proceed to lose like that?
>>155666740goodnight sweet prince
>>155666747she thought she wanted it but realised when she got onto court that actually she cba
Emma :)Cute interview
>>155666740At least he enjoyed being there
klim chokes the tb thus an ass fucking
oceane 7-5, 3-0 up against pig
>>155666740Haven't they been watching the world cup, pls HYDRATE!
second set birthday girl!
>Introducing my ‘The Garden of England’ collection. This is a scent range inspired by my upbringing in Kent and favourite memories of being outside. We used notes of fresh green leaves, rhubarb and rose petals. It really smells like summer and feels like home.Kent mentioned.
>wang stood very firmeven the commentator is making jokes about the wang
>>155667248Based
cam on bratfucam on tailscam on oceanecam on alina
>paolini
>>155667379is anyone surprised at this point?
oceane :)
>>155667222>Introducing my ‘The Garden of England’ collection>smells like cat piss and wheelie bins
adidas could try to make their kits a little more interestingit's so bland, it has to be on purpose
>>155667640They've got such a beautiful canvas to work with too.
hmnmn idk i think last year was the same situation, only court 1 was multicam.
Kwab Eva, she'll never be like the GOAT hags Maria and Siegemund.
tails :(but still
Hydrate.
Dani falls at the last and goes down 6-2, 2-6, 4-6 :(fantastic display though, punched way above her weight and she is definitely going places
emerson next i fink
bratfu :( loses to plate face
told u >>155661306
tyra won, jonesy soon
it's not bad i guess but i would've preferred exposed shoulders
emerson is warming up but they're showing some old farts talking instead
emersons nike has exposed shoulders
Alina :)
>>155667497Well, that's how England smells
got a $25 freebethmmmmm hmmmm
korneeva :)
>>155667920
>>155667922for me hruncakova 2.30 vs sramkova but sramkova will goat this match because that's just how it works
>>155667944wanted to go with "vendy wins the first set 6:0, 6:1 or 6:2", but it's 2.85 and their stupid freebet is 2.5 max :/don't trust the dinner lady here
>>155643486Oof
emersons been working that right forearm out
..actually, why not
poor showing by Fernandezwang was solid
Xinyu :)Alina :)Erika (maybe, so far) :)
>>155668096Low quality match desu
>THE sara bejlek seen wearing nike
jonesy's on fire
>>155668174wtf get a fire extinguisher!!
Emmo showing her class and takes the first set
>>155668223kek
>>155668223/tennis/ in a nutshell
my telegram is a players name and i've been sent some odd things man
i cant remember the last time bratfu won :(
vendy on court!
>>155668223TIL Clevelandanon is called Austin
Jonesy made a Fruity smoothie
emerson :)
>>155668474if it was iva maybe that would be me, but i wouldnt say i love you to eva
Jonesy :)
Jonesy :)Erika :)
>>155668445since april, it has been too long.
>>155668308ooh is Jonesy a lady now.
why doesnt fanduel have vendula :(
>>155668496sorry to have slighted you so grievously lol
>>155667222ok that's nice Emma, now drop your fanny candle
wow first time hearing alina talk
>>155667989:o
concerning start for vendy
>>155624862why dont women moan they they're cumming anymoreback when I was a kid anytime I saw tennis the women were moaning like they were about to squirt after every hit, now its just no the same... dying sport...
cam on ash stop fucking around
ash you fucking retard what the fuck. up 40-0 and makes a shit effort on a shot and then the game lasts 10 minutes and she loses it retarded idiot
vendula just isnt ready
vendy pls
>tfw Wimbledon soon
caaaaaaamon vendula!! you can do it!
if jonesy was on fire, vendy is like drenched, covered in sand and with no oxygen around. . .
>krueger's opponent dies>loses the game anywaydumb fucking BITCH
I feel bad for Vendy, first slam qualies on her beloved grass and this is happening
and fuck you zeynep losiong to fucking harriet dart of all fucking people all these brits fucking suck
don't want to sound degenerate, but i couldn't help but notice that she's wearing black briefsso ummm, maybe she should consider getting pregnant and doing abortions constantly to avoid such situations in future... ... .
we will never see multicam vendula again
menstruating vendy
periods are fucking gross desu
nike's outfit is nice this yearandreescu looked good
too bad that slip wasn't harder then maybe vendula could win :(
looks like ash will win by default
btw gorgodze has the most disgusting grunts ever
>>155669613Yeah Knutson might give up, but in tennis a default is something different, like when Djokovic hit that lineswoman some years ago.Can't remember a woman getting defaulted tho.
>>155667222what are green leaves
i thought iva play wangwhy fernandez play wang instead
>>155669806iva dropped out of the tournament lad keep up
never bet on the four whores of the apocalypse (iva, eva, alex, zeynep)
my vendula stream...
>>155669838why she do thatnot good sign at allpossible career ending pregnancy
It's been a terrible day for 'ovas today
vendula sisters is this the comeback
come on Vendy fight!
>BREAKING: CAREER ENDING PREGNANCY>Wimbledon u14 finalist has withdrawn from this year's tournament >Coach is under investigation>LTA and WTA refused to comment on the situation
ash cant comfortably beat a one legged scrub
abysmal. .
>>155670051oh god it's not watermelon is it?
:(
a disgrace
Vendy :(
Vendy :( waited all year for this and it's over in a day
ash :)way more difficult than it needed to be
They've already produced an official video on the case. She's cooked. Never seen anything like this.https://youtu.be/iWlrSX8G_d4?si=qo4Hx23o9MgV2itE
>>155669862How do I kill this guy through my phone?
polly kuders recovers from a 1-6 opening set to win in 3 :)
Ash :)Polly Kuders :)
>>155670840kek I love the public information film music. She's done, stick a fork in her, there's only three possible explanations and they all have the same outcome>she's completely misunderstood the 1 hour window rule and what it actually means>she's juicing and shit herself so hard she didn't even think about taking the test and fighting a positive> she is a literal retard who had a strop because she didn't want to be bothered
>>155670840>comments disabledwonder whyanyway, she does seem to be fucked, what a wastethe mistake was actually answering the door, all she had to do was pretend there's no one homeposting about this shit on social media and casually signing the paper is also pretty fucking stupid, sadly
zeynep :)
>>155671194yeh but she obvi didnt know who was at the door
cam on feeva
>>155671241
>>155671272is there any better stream than this? freestreams has nothing and now i've had to venture out to the less reliables...
>>155671317not that I'm aware of sorry
Watch Lewdmilla
Both ded
kris :(round emma :)linda n :/wang :)taylah :(alina :)dani :(linda k :(honk :(smol sara :) Yes! gibbo :(erika :)jonesy :)vendy :(zeynep :)ash :)katie v :)laura :(kuders :)CAM ON FEEVA
how many regular canadian posters are there here?
>>155671773as far as i am aware it's me and one other guy who might be two guys i'm not sure. there is the eala/mboko fan and the paragraphs man who might be the same person
>>155671317>>155671747can't distinguish between you guys
>>155671883those are both me :p
>>155671902:s
>>155671953
>>155670840corr gud post diss
baking
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