It's OVER for England!https://www.dailymail.com/sport/football/article-15918999/Harry-Kane-Curse-Witch-Doctor-Ronaldo.html
We can just get saka to dispel it
>yeah they practice voodoo and believe in eating people's brains to gain knowledge but they can totally integrate with us o algo
I told the witch doctor, I was in love with youDoh, doh, doh, dohI told the witch doctor, I was in love with youDoh, doh, doh, dohAnd than the witch doctor, he told me what to doHe told meOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang wall awalla bang bang
Let's go Ghana
>>155625126>>155625143>>155625145>>155625171GAME OVER, WHITE BOY!
>>155625126>implying saka ever got his witch doctorate
>>155625145banger of a song tbdesu
>>155625070this is why afr*ca is a god forsaken land
>>155625070wow
Did you know we went to war with the Asante Empire in modern day Ghana simply because one bloke wanted to sit on the famous stool of kings? We went to war over a stool.
How do I get a job as a Witch Doctor
>>155625126ayylmao
>>155626685>be a witch>get a med degree
>>155626685MAGICAL GIRLS ONLY
How come Africans can do magic but Europeans can’t?
>>155625143not believing in magic is peak midwit
>>155626975I fit half the criteria, is that OK?
>>155626685Run stark bollock naked through the Barras.
>>155626982Because we don't do magic any more because we purified our culture of interesting things.
>>155625143Almost all elites including yours believe in magic it must be real but not accessible for commoners like us
>>155627067My elites are better than your elites, they do NOT believe in magic!
Kane is already cursed, so: curse * curse = positive energy. Just like in my chinese cartoons.
>>155627052Why believe in magic when you have gunpowder?
>>155626982Magic only works if people believe in it. In Yurop, that's restricted to some Eastern shitholes nowadays. Iirc "witch" is a legally recognized profession in Romania.
>>155627067Sadly gone are the days when elites were Freemasons who believed in higher things. Now elites are just boring economic thinktank neoliberals.
>>155627115Because gunpowders gay, McFergus. I'm bored of gunpowder. Gunpowder isn't cool any more.
>>155627108>Kane is already cursedTuchel will lead Kane to greatness, mark my words
>>155627115You know, a long time ago, I think it was 2013, I was hiking through Scotland, and in the middle of nowhere, in a forest, I came across a couple of oldfucks conjuring magic, they had drawn a pentagram on the ground and everything. I quickly left the place so that they didn't put a curse on me or something.
>>155627189>quickly left the place so that they didn't put a curse on me or somethingIt didn't work, you're still Brazilian
>>155627189Could you hear sheep?
>>155627229no
>>155627283Then made the right move. If they caught you then you'd have been made to baa.
>>155625070Teams will do anything but dedicate one player to man-mark the guy.
>german humor
>>155627596why are you mean to me
>>155627637Because you are cringe
>>155627645i think im cute
>>155627657Cringe
just kiss already
>>155627637>>155627657ignore him it's just a 70iq favelado
>>155627714oh>>155627732dunno he sounds like he's a nice person irl
>>155625070>”Ye gonna put a what on me?”
>>155627732Stfu vira lata
>>155625070Kane to spurs confirmed by Nana Kwaku Bonsam
Get Dr. Congo to see him
Over for England?... hmm think again
>>155628132OVERVER
Almiron, the Paraguay, was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.FIFA is censoring us. FIFA will pay for this.
