Its over for England
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>*hexes you*
>>155625272O HEXA
>>155625253>>155625272Why didnt Ghanaian witch doctors hex all the evil British colonisers 200 years ago?I reckon if they all banded their voodoo mana together, they could channel a huge level 9 D&D spell to ward those filthy Britishers off, no?
*looks at the British Empire*
>>155625272talcum powder contains trace amounts of asbestos and you really don't want to be blowing it around your own face unless you're a fan of lung cancer
>>155625253How long does this curse last? Asking for a friend, who watches Bundesliga
>>155625253Tango will cast a protection spell
>>155625253This witch doctor looks like an arsenal fan
>>155625253Don't mess with voodoo magic, I know this first hand
>>155625253Is his kit going to be stolen yet again?
Starmbros....
>>155625253Kane is only cursed on English soil, and that was performed by a Gypsy at Tottenhans ground in the 1980s. he cant be cursed twice.
>>155625253That doesn't seem very sportsmanlike.
>>155625253>cant win fairly and with honouras to be expected from the shit people
Can he just injure CR7 again please?
>>155625253>>155625272>>155625284>Hexed? I can help! Call 53-SALVADOR-420 for hexing help (lost love, curses and blessings)
>>155625259ARISE CHICKEN
>>155625253It won't work, euros are christians, they have jesus and harry potter protecting them.
>>155625354That's crazy he looks like an Arsenal player as well
>>155625318wait, what? aint no way they allowing asbestos in such a format
>>155625253AHHHHHHH FIFA HELP
>>155625512They don't. Real talcum powder was banned many years ago, what you see today is cornstarch.
>>155625272nice border controls, spics
>>155625272The worst a powder based hex can do is giving an itchYou need at least chicken blood for a decent curse
>>155625972After looking it up, it's surprisingly not really banned. Most companies have just switched due to the cancer causing.
>>155625253thankfully tommy tucker thought ahead and made sure to pick enough blacks to nullify curses
>>155625442So when he lost a bundesliga playing for Bayern that was just him being shit?
>>155625980That game was actually in toronto
>>155625318it's a real hex of sorts kek>>155625512because this country is fubar
>it’s coming h-AAAACK!!
>>155626015oops hahabut now that he might be semi-famous you just know they'd let him in here
even if it's bullshit you just know the whole team is SHOOK
>>155625259Please, read from sheets
we really did get too cocky this time lads…
>>155625300They only gained access to the magicks recently anon be nice
>>155625253The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
>>155625253That's not a witch doctor, that's one of our wingers
It’s supposed to be shitty british weather in foxborough tomorrow. It’s already over before it started
R.I.P. English roses.
>>155625253only Keir Starmer can help England now
>>155625253why do they do these evil things?
>>155626828That's why he resigned.
>>155625253Bros I'm not going to lie, I was indifferent about Thomas Tuchel but the fact that he didn't play Kobbie Mainoo makes me think he is based as fuckScrew that overhyped lazy contract seeking cunt, better get out the free Mainoo shirts soon!
>>155626869To be fair cursing Ronaldo with injury so he has to sit out games would be a huge benefit to Portugal.
>>155625253ok it's over. who i support now vicariously?
>>155627238Other /elite/ chads, so Switzerland/NL/Portugal
>>155626956England were shit under tuchel. Beat croatia 4-2 and you're shouting from the rooftop about him.
