>Ronaldo doubters increasing>Ronaldo has bad first WC game, putting more pressure on him>Portugal is basically forced to win against goat fuckers, or risk not getting out of the groupsThis is the best anime storyline of the WC so far. Portugal and Ronaldo overcoming the odds is about to hit its climax soon
as don carlo said: >There is a player more dangerous than Cristiano Ronaldo, its the Cristiano Ronaldo that didn't score in the previous match
>>155626048It's basically inevitable Portugal win at this point, because desu if we can't beat usbequastanistan or whatever the fuck, we might as well kill ourselves
>>155626077>>155626035bro you cant start him if you want to win the WC...i love Tsu but come on, hes lost a step too many
>>155626077and if uzbekistan wins over ronaldo, that team becomes national legends for the next 50 yearskek
>>155626035if we lost it would be so funny, of course I want them to win but stilljust let it not be boring
>>155626035>>155626099Anyone remember that interview he did where he said something like "I don't want people to be like Ronaldo used to be good, but he is slow now", that he wanted to remain at his peak throughout his career? Ronaldo should have quit when he was ahead. He could have been like better that young players get the experience and develop now preparing them for Spain-Portugal 2030, then they would be much more cohesive and together for the next world cup, that's especially important for a national team that doesn't play every week, and a totally defensible stance while continuing to play for Al Nassr. Instead of that we get him delusionally talking about how he might play in Spain-Portugal - no doubt with the full 90 minutes in mind.
>>155626169>quitting before getting to 1000 goalswhy the fuck would he do that, this achievement will go down in history forever. nobody in a few decades will even remember his perfectly normal decline.
>>155626104>>155626138It's the only must watch match right now, everything else is boring as fuck
>>155626035>there's no way in hell Portugal lose to these goat fuckersThis is how the house gets your money. My highschool mate just killed himself last week after betting hundreds of thousands on Spain beating Capo (or whatever it called)
>>155626230how did he kill himself? put his shoes on without checking for spiders first?
>>155626035He didn't have a bad game. The way he plays makes it impossible to contribute anything except tap ins. As long as he's on the pitch Portugal are playing a man down.
the only reason I want poortugal to make it is to have a chance of seeing lukaku slamming his 100kg of niggermass full force into penaldo in a bodycheck breaking uncs ribs
>>155626194Lots of people will pass 1000 goals in the future, just because players are constantly playing more games than the previous generations did, so they get more chances.>>155626230F. That’s the sort of bet I would make.
>>155626104no lol. probably well over fifty years for a country like that. white devil.
>the Conqueror of Congo>the Usurper of Uzbekistan>the Columbiner of Colombia
>>155626194I said quitting international, try reading my post.
>>155626275He will forever be the first one to do it though. And 1000 is a big milestone number, only really eclipsed by 2000. So unless someone manages to score 2000 goals in one season, he will be the first one people think of when you mention 1000+ career goals.And besides, we're already getting pretty close to the human limit of games per season.
>>155626312why the fuck would he deny himself 5-10 goals per season?
>>155626035>Ronaldo has bad first WC game,this guy has been shitting up soccer fields for more than a decade now
portugalbros, today our road to the trophy starts
>>155626035Penaldogs are just pathetic at this point
>>155626213Spain - Uruguay and Cabo Verde - Saudi Arabia could also be good
>>155626035He will probably kys himself by the end of this month when messi scores again today and he ghosts against uzbekistan and congolombia.
>>155626213japan - sweden will be interesting thoughever
>>155626350Did your country ever make it out of the group stages?
The only countries that you could argue have a better storyline than ours are Cape Verde and Iran.I don't know what's gonna happen, but whether we somehow beat the odds, slurp our way to a win like what happened at the Euros or crash out, we're in for pure kino.
>>155626035Yes. Absolute kino. The Portugal NT will shut every hater down while producing ABSOLUTE BEATING, no, SLAUGHTER of Uzbekistan™
>>155626808Portugal loves Ukraine, but not Zelensky!
>>155626035He's not going to do anything. He was great but he's old and busted by now.
>>155626433Yeah that should be interesting. What's the best 3rd place tiebreaker rule again?
I feel like Portugal are still going to somehow win. The 2016 team was way worse and it won something. The format of the tournament guarantees that if they finish 3rd they have an easy path to the final.
>>155627738I was going to insult you, but >>155627784 Teletext is too based for me
>>155626035Portugal more like Notugoal
>>155626048He hasn’t scored in ten straight faggot lol. So scary wow.
>>155626077God I hope the Uzbeks win. Moors are trash.
>>155627829Teletext unites the world (or europe in the least)
>>155627853>german humor
>>155627853fuck you got us
>>155627853kek
>>155627853jajajajajajajajaja
>>155626048imagine how PACKED his goal blue balls is right now, get ready Uzbekistan
>>155628020I think he can score like 4 goals
>>155626230>trusting Spain, known chokers in their first game since the 90s at leastRIP but lol
>>155627853portubros we've been had...
>>155626035I hope one of the goatfuckers break his legs
>>155628065God I hope soSo tired of Penaldo and his retarded fans
>>155628143bet you're the same nigger cheering on cabo verde kek
>>155628179Cape Verde has way more sovl than a NT taken hostage by geriatric Penaldo and Jorge Mendes
>>155626035Does anybody have the pic with Ronaldo in heels from when he was young? It was a photo at his house I imagine, he was probably wearing his mom's shoes. Either way, can't find it in my gallery and seems to have vanished off the internet.
>>155628236I'm inclined to believe you're brown
>>155627853RESPECT Neves SIR
>>155628250I'm inclined to believe you're some pajeet Penaldo dick slurper
you guys should let Brazil annex you, your football team would be less embarassing
>>155626035Reminder they drew all 3 groupstage matches in the Euro they won and then basically got all shitters in the knockouts til the final. With all the nobody nations in this WC there is a chance that they just do the bare minimum and advance at every stage being fortunate enough to get paired with some literal who nation each round.
>>155628282>liking the best portuguese player ever makes me a pajeet>cheering on niggers over his own nation doesn't make him brownmake it make sense Zé Manél
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>>155628298what group is your team in
>>155628327Just because he's the best portuguese player ever doesn't give him the right to play 90 minutes until he's a walking corpseHe's just embarrassing himself and Portugal at this point
>>155628298>that flag
>>155628348BASEADO
CR7? More like CR70
He was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him..FIFA is censoring us. FIFA will pay for this.
