How the fuck did this retarded Balkan nigger get a job as expert analyst at Fox? He can barely string a coherent sentence and his takes on everything regarding football is the most dumb midwit shit ever. I didnt know he got the job untill Swedish TV showed his commentary on the game Sweden lost 5-1 to NL and he actually thought sweden did a good game without elaborating what good they did. Watching some other clips he mostly just memeing about how great he is and never actually analyze anything. Do americans actually like him and his Chuck Norris rip-off memes?
>>155626516he's funny
>>155626516>He can barely string a coherent sentence and his takes on everything regarding football is the most dumb midwit shit ever.But enough about Alexi Lalas
>>155626516Americans don't know who he is other than "the guy who can't stand Alexi Lalas" lmao
>>155626856They should hire him as a clown instead of an expert. Also his "humour" mostly reduced to "Zlatan is not the best, the best is Zlatan xD". It's quite surprising such a good player has so little football IQ. I feel bad for any team that may hire him as a coach in the future and it's no wonder Milan who trusted him as sport director became a mid table meme team.
>le hecking chuck norris 3rd person speaking man
>>155626969I know him from fifa, had mudslime white bosniak roomates and they would suck him and ronaldo off all day. Always wonder why he didn’t speak like the swedish chef but said he was swedish, seemed like bs, i just knew him as some muzzie by his name.
>>155627408His father is muzzie but he's actually croatian catholic. He was been doing the cross regularly when entering the putch.
I'm not a big fan of Zlatan but /sp/ seething and sharting about him constantly is making me like him more.
>>155626516Fox is well-known for their low IQ content. Don't watch the world cup on Fox, it's literally the worst source ever. Watch the German stream or the BBC
>>155626516He’s based, you’re just malding that a little boy from Rosengård became a billionaire chad while you had every advantage in life yet remain an basement dwelling loser
>>155627696Please don't project great shitstain onto Sweden. Zlatan effectively had a middle class childhood.
>>155626516The fox pre/post game stuff is worthless so they may as well have someone funny on there
He's unironically telling people in America that he won the two league titles that Juventus had stripped for Calciopoli.
he's a shameless self-promoter. he probably talked himself into a job with Americans who don't know better.
>>155626516they wanted their own soccer Charles Barkley
>>155627835>middle class childhood
>>155627897I have a bridge to sell you.
>>155627897Sounds like he wants to Brazilianize his story to make it sound he’s from a favela like Ronaldinho, while man grew up in comfy Sweden. And personally I also steal clothes and bikes when there’s nothing to eat, this is absolutely logical. Sorry but this is dramatized bullshit.
>>155627897>alcoholc father>tough mompar for the course here in UK and I still managed to win a CL medal
>>155626516Hes a known meme soundbite merchant that has an incredible catalogue of blooters in totally inconsequential games.
>>155627897He's Balkan nig they stole because they could not Because they needed to. The story about him stealing a bike was just because he was late for training and happened to find a bike unlocked. Swedish government give enough money to people to provide food and clothes for their child whether they have job or not. In another interview he said he had a decent childhood and his dad earned 3000$ a month which is decent for a Swedish family in the 90s.He grew up in a Swedish suburb back then with ten times less immigrants compared to now not a fevela.
>>155626516He's white so he's entitled to live in Sweden thougheverbeit
>>155627542Islam is dying out in the Balkans rapidly. Albania is now minority Muslim.
His analysis is actually semi interesting. Thierry Henry is so dull and weird. You can tell he absolute hates doing the weird Inside the NBA shtick where everyone is joking around being buddy buddy. So funny they named a street after him in new york when he hated it there and the 10 actual NYRB fans hated him too
>>155627897>OH NO I GREW UP IN 95% WHITE SWEDEN WITH A GENEROUS SOCIAL SAFETY NET PITY ME PITY ME
>>155628875There was a time when people didn't lock their bike in Rosengård. Zoomers have no idea how good life was in Sweden.
>>155626516Inside the NBA is the most successful commentary show of all time and consists of low IQ nigs like Charles Barkley who are there for entertainment Every other show is copying that so Fox hopes Zlatan can be Charles Barkley
>>155629024Now Bosnia is safer than Sweden
>>155629082The difference is that Zlatan is white and not actually stupid. It's like Gronk pretending to be an idiot, but less likeable.
>>155626516His career path towards the end is actually very similar to Ronaldo, except he knew when to become a bench player.Other than that he's also an egomaniac weirdo, whose career got by in the last 10 years because of the rip off Chuck Norris memes that 3rd worlders love (much like Ronaldo only carries on past 37 because of the TSUUU meme selling shirts)Nigga should've retired at PSG in his last season.
>>155626947>Alexi LalasYes, good work, you get your opinions from brown youtubers
>>155628919you can thank decades of communist state atheism for that
>>155626516Zlatan Ibrahimovich He is a Swedish Heroon a free from PSGhe cost us fuckin zeroSix foot fiveHard as fuckHe gets the reds excitedStick your city up your arseCause we are Man UnitedWe are Man United!
>>155626516Enjoyable player and charismatic Chad. Better than the usual tbqh tho Henry is the goat analyst.
>>155629311>implying western Europe is religious
I don’t understand the Alexis lala hate desu. Like ok he sucked as a player he was a no one but he says shit the average fan says and shits on the players when they under perform just like wat the average fan does. Meanwhile high lvl players usually make every excuse for the team (like zlatan for sweden after getting BTFO) and try to calm the flames. I mean I get it, some fans literally don’t have an opinion and rely on what people tell them to think which is usually a ex legend but still.
Almiron, from Paraguay, was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.FIFA is censoring us. FIFA will pay for this.
>>155626856fpbp. I know jack shit about him and i enjoy whenever he's on.Also, once again, the naturally funniest celebrities turn out to be the most based:>Ibrahimović made global headlines in 2021 when he publicly criticized NBA superstar LeBron James for his political and social activism
>>155629706It's because he's openly conservative. If you do that, it doesn't matter if you're a good person or what, they will make you a villain. How it works now.
>>155629833>"He was the same guy who said when he was back in Sweden ... because his last name wasn't a certain last name, that he felt there was some racism going on when he was out on the pitch,"Zlatan BTFOd by Lebron
>>155629706>>155629860he's a retarded commentator who adds nothing, landon donovan is the same except at least he was good
>>155629082Barkley’s analysis is pretty high iq all things considered but the show is more of a variety hour than anything else.
>>155626516Because he's the one.....
>>155628203John Terry? Is that you?
>>155627563Me with VINI
>>155626516I'm just thankful Sweden snatched him before before being invited to play for turkey.
>>155629893LeBum has never BTFO anyone anywhere except on the court
>>155630253How is Zlatan not a hypocrite? He thinks when people don't like him it's because he's Bosnian, complains about it, and then calls out LeBron for politics?
>>155629893Thats the truth tho his name stuck out like a sore thumb back then believe it or not Sweden was one of the most homogenous country on earth in the 90s. Even our negros back then had -son prefix last name. Doubt it was racism but it may be interpreted like so.
does he even live in sweden anymore, I'd figure he'd bail once he made the money, thats most turks do, theyre nomads just move to the next healthy organism to live in.
>>155630427He hasn't really lived in Sweden since he moved to ajax as a teenager. That's normal for most famous swedes tho. I don't think Ljungberg lives in sweden either.
>>155627897Every balkan fag born before 1990 talks about their childhood stories when the didn't have money for shoes/pants/shirts etc. Also they give you 2000 reasons why they are allowed use the nigger word
>>155630325Sweden in the 90s was less homogeneous than Poland today
He's so cringe. I saw them after one of the games and the first thing he said was that he's a real lion and better than everyone on the pitch and Henry is there having to pretend to be amused by this clown
>>155632626>less homogenous than a 99% homogenous country I said one of the most homogenous not the most but our immigrants were mostly white balkan and finns. Theres famous no famous immigrant athlete or celebrity tho.
>>155632896>white balkanoxymoron
>>155633149Your capital is minority British shut the fuck up
>>155633273>t. i’m actually le 1/7th yugoslavian merimutt
>>155633149How are croatians and serbs not white?
>>155628203alri ashley cole lad
>>155633609I'm 0% Balkan Don't throw stones in a glass house is all I'm saying
>>155633273>You're becoming like my country!wow nice insult cletus o'hernandez y fernandezberg
>>155633789DC is actually whiter than London is British lol
>>155633679I don't agree with him that balkans aren't white, but your post shows the american stupidity on race.
>>155633920How?
>>155633864>lying on the internetDC is 36% whiteLondon is 53% white
>>155634082DC is 39% whiteLondon is 36% White British
