Is he the best Norwegian athlete of all time?
magnus carlsen
>>155627756no
He was born in Leeds actually.you can see the Norf seeped into him
>>155627756>*blockerar din vag*
>>155627781Kinda looks like the baby of epstein and charlie kirk
>>155627765>>155627781yeah what about actual athletes though
>>155627756No, but he's up there
>>155627756It's still klæbo
he'll rightly never be considered in any goat convos for being a disingenuous, aura farming, poser zoomer. also he was molested by his gay rapist father which is a whole nother matter
>>155627756Best non-doped
>>155627756Why doesn't he drop on his knees and pray to Odin after he scores like that "Spanish" mongrel?
>>155627859lol this private is seething
>>155627756I dont consider this experiment whiteI see a mutt with african admixture
>>155627885>pretends to not know tom holland to act "cool">drinks raw milk to be "cool">"rawdogs" a six hour flight to seem "cool">"stay humble eh">"oooh i've got a good feeling">countless morehe acts like a 14 year old faggot at school who thinks being aloof makes him some kind of charismatic enigma. well he isn't an enigma because we get to see him every week looking and acting like a faggot with second form cell lips... this guy is a complete wet wipe as well as a raped bitch
>>155627971he has the classic autistic nordic humour, you seem very buttblasted
>>155627803wtf
>>155627991if it's so classic share some more examples of autistic nordic humor please
>>155627885he's a tourist doing the Tokyo - Kyoto - Osaka routeprivates wouldn't know who Haaland is because muh soccer
>>155628026nah mate i'm in Okinawa for six weeks swede was closer but i'm not a GI and you're a MORON
>>155627971You're like my grandma seething over what the royal family is doing
>>155628046yeah i bet your grandma is nicer than you are though
>>155628042how tf do you know who soccer players are? they will take away your passport
>>155627756Ahem
>>155628067beacause i'm from London you tit I'm on holiday/work
L O N D ONONDON
>>155627756Don't they have some badminton chads?
>>155628222>badminton>athletes
>>155627765>>155627781its funny how our media glazes haaland and random ski stars no one outside of our country cares aboutmeanwhile magnus carlsen who pretty much everyone knows, and who is indisputably the GOAT of chess is barely mentioned at all
>>155627756norwegian is just cringe
>>155627781you really had to include that ch*sscom ad? crop it next time. also play on lichess
>>155628377>roI can’t believe our neighbors are this cringe
>>155628360Haaland is much more famous than magnus bro
>>155627756Norway is just irrelevant Sweden
I like Norway.
>>155627756Is Haaland the ugliest football player of all time?Is that an award we give out?
>>155628470>t. zoomerRibery is forever unbeatable
>>155628404well well well...if we manage to beat france you'll be up for some humbling big bro...
>>155627756Why doesn't Norway field 12 haaglands? Having 12 giants will win a cup
>>155628502Yeah pretty slut pilled.
>>155628502we'll job to japan
>>155628502Based and slutpilled
>>155627971when you put it all like that he does just seem like the typical low iq zoomer following tiktok trends
>>155628086lmao youre on holiday in Japan during the world cup and the best you can do is seethe about haaland.. thats fucking pathetic mate even for /sp/ standards
>>155628502w2c slut pellets?
>>155627756what do you mean norwegian? he's easily the best athlete of all time
>>155628360Because chess is shit now. The elite level of chess is largely computer assisted line memorization
>>155627756Who?
he's Finnish
>>155627756>>155627765Klaebo, you mong
>>155628648>nowBobby Fischer came to the conclusion that normal chess was a gay memory game decades ago.
>>155627756They have a range of biathletes etc. that are better picks
>>155627756Should I learn Swedish or Norwegian? I feel like Sweden has more cultural exports to make the language worth learning but Norway has more money
>>155629027sweden has much better tv shows, movies, games, music etc.but the language sounds really gay
>>155629064Swedish sounds normal, Norwegian sounds like a joke
>>155628751in my country no one knows who this is. at least a few people know haaland and carlsen
>>155629027Norway has a cooler landscape though their culture is pretty low-tier, for example they all eat cold sandwiches for lunch like us Brits, and frozen pizza is a common way to feed your family. Uppity Swedes are more like the French (superior) when it comes to food and culture (their language does sound super gay especially the Stockholm accent)Sweden is pretty cheap to live in if you’re on a foreign salary, Norway is pretty damn expensive.
>>155629027Aren't they like the same language?
>>155629064Yeah I hear about easily 5x more Swedish media than Norwegian. Why do you think that is? All I hear that comes from Norway is black metal, oil and Haaland / Magnus>>155629138Good to know about the price differences. Would love to visit either one someday>>155629186I think they're about as similar as Spanish and Portuguese are to each other. So pretty close
>>155627756Blummenthal is the greatest endurance athlete on the planet
>>155628553you up to anything better?
>>155627756>2026>I'm forgotten
>>155628553I like how sinister this pepe is. Looks like he threatened to murder your child or something
>>155629254>Why do you think that is?slight difference in culturewhen we gained independence there was a huge push against thinking you are better than anyone else, and not standing out/being eccentricbecause of that people here tend to be less creative, and generally just follow trends, which leads to worse quality of mediabasically if you are too eccentric, or believe you are the main character in any sort of way, that is frowned upon.sweden also has double the population, yet we could buy their entire country :^)
He was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.FIFA will pay for doing this to him.FIFA is censoring us. FIFA will pay for this.
>>155629470What's the next shit you'll spam in every thread?
>>155629375In some ways you guys are different though because you guys play different sports at higher levels than the countries around you. Less hockey and more skiing, track and field, etc. Also from the US perspective a lot of Norwegian athletes seem to be liked by Americans and they seem to like coming to the US like Haaland, Ingebritgsen, that climber guy, etc.
>>155629470Many of us are getting tirred fof your gimmicks
>Blocks your path
Ingrid Engen
>>155629715isn't she a lesbo?
>>155629715>tfw no Iuel gf
>>155629301Ingebrigtsen looks like a butch dyke
>>155629819Why are Norwegians so swarthy?
>Why are Norwegians so swarthy?
>>155629375the law of jante?this explains why all scandinavians dress the same kekyou must think brits are very weird and eccentric
Hes English thoughbeit
>>155627765This
>>155629863>meanwhile, the median American
>>155629254Because Sweden has a much higher population retard
>>155628754This, hence Fischer random and railing on the jews as they ruin everything.
>>155628751stupid, sexy Klaebo
>>155629338He's just asking if you have a mono or stereo sound system, don't worry
>>155628754Yeah, but that was because he was an insane person not because it was actually the case. Chess only really became a memory game in the last 15 years
Actual GOAT. Sorry Messi and Ronaldo cucks, your 15 minutes is up. Welcome to growing up and watching your trash cans get even more washed.And itll get even deeper when Norway brings it home this year. The seethe will be glorious.
