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What's his response?
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>>155634875
He's going to troon out
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>>155634875
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>>155634875
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>>155634875
What'll be the cope when Portugal draws Uzbekistan tomorrow?
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if messi wins another ronaldo may just explode out of anger
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how old do you have to be to care about this? grim
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>>155634875
>I have more followers on instagram
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>>155634933
>gets too old to compete in farmer's leagues
>becomes cristina
>starts statpadding in women's footy
Wouldn't put it past him
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>>155634933

Dubs of truth
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>>155635183
Please god make it a reality!
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>>155634875

to miss about 30 chances v Uzbekistan tomorrow
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we're so fucking done
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>>155634875
He's the goat.
He doesn't need to respond to anything or anyone
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>>155634875
Choke against Uzbekistan
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>>155637501
goat of pens
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>>155634875
He holds the record of goal-less games in WCs (17 games) while Messi is top scorer ever in Wcs (17 goals)
>kek is eternal
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PETER SHMICHAEL JUST SAID THE MATCH IS RIGGED FOR ARGENTINA, ON FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reality is, if you support Messi, there's a 99% chance you're a manlet. Only manlet faggots support Messi. This is an undeniable fact! This is the crux of ALL Messi sensationalism and CR7 hate.

All Messi scandals are Manlet Scandals—manlets rigging games to fulfill their pathetic delusions of grandeur and manlet fantasies, vicariously through a retarded manlet. This is a FACT!

There needs to be a height requirement to discuss CR7. Why? Simply because a manlet has an inherent confirmation bias that torments his soul and it inveigles his entire life's experiences and existence and how he views the world. It is impossible for him to be rational and unbiased.

The supreme law is thou shalt never tackle Messi. You must fall over yourself and pretend he's so good that he left you on your ass. No different to how retards act with women. "OMG BRO SHE WATCHES ANIME!" "OMG!!! She kicked his ass!"


"Thou shalt NEVER tackle Messi."
You must fall over, pretend you were struck by lightening and that a retarded midget is just so fucking good, that there's NOTHING you can do that's remotely humanly possible to stop him. Just let Messi walk the ENTIRE pitch with the ball, into the goal, then say, "WAOW he's so amazing!"

You must put up NO challenge and give Messi the privileges of a woman on the pitch—retard treatment. Stay at a safe and cautious distance and act like you're putting up a challenge, but don't EVER, EVER really challenge.

Don't get filtered because you fell for FIFA's psyop that has you worshipping a retard as "great".

Remember, beating up on a retard will ALWAYS be frowned upon, and treating it as amazing and equal is a great way to virtue signal.

DO NOT FORGET THAT THE OFFICIALS ARE FULLY AWARE THAT THE GOAL SHOULD NOT STAND BUT THEY CHOOSE TO ALLOW IT ANYWAY.
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>>155634933
Not far-fetched. He's already narcissistic and obsessed with his looks to an unhealthy degree.
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>>155639699
Manlet found
No YOU are obsessed his looks. Post height
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>>155639499
I REST MY CASE
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>>155637881
(18) now
Kekkkk
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THOU SHALT NOT CHALLENGE THE MANLET MESSIAH!!!!
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>>155634875
he about to drop another 6.5 stinker, maybe 5.5.
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>>155634875
his silence is deafening.
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Imagine being born to a team that doesn't pass to you lmao
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Lions don't care about the opinion of sheep
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>>155639499
Mein gott, you are really mad
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>yes, but does Messi look like this
He always knew he wasn't that good but he coped with his looks (as perceived by him at least). Now he doesn't even have this
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>>155634875
launching another boys underwear competition as we speak
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE
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>>155634933
Obsessed and rent free.
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>>155640804
Why aren't you? The beautiful game is destroyed by fraudulent manlets, like you
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>>155634875
he's beating his sons ass right now for drinking a pepsi last week in retaliation
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>>155640927
Is this "american" poster a Mexican?
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>>155640943
LMAO. This zoomer thought looksmaxing was a real thing and thought Cristiano's jawline made him a better athlete than a 5'6" 140lb manlet.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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>>155634875
He will ghost for 90min
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>>155641072
>LMAO. This zoomer thought looksmaxing was a real thing and thought Cristiano's jawline made him a better athlete than a 5'6" 140lb manlet.
>
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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>>155634875
Crashing out in group
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pendu is 100% crying rn as he beats his test tube children and makes them stand in goal while he smashes balls past them. he shouts TSUUUU through the tears but his heart isn't in it.
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>>155640895
Ronaldo is more handsome, taller, and has a bigger penis than messi so he wins at life BY DEFAULT. He's also richer, not a third worlder, and has a hotter wife. On top of all that, he also literally is better at soccer except maybe for second-rate meme reddit tier competitions such as the world cup
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>>155634934
is this ai?
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>>155634875
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If he dorsn't score tomorrow against *checks opposition* Tajikistan then he's truly finished
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>>155641072
what about what I ACTUALLY said? Try again, manlet
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>>155634875
Announce his retirement for the good of the Portugal team and magnanimously admit that while he himself has had a superb career, Leo Messi is very obviously the finest player of his generation and probably of all time.
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>>155641231
>what I ACTUALLY said?
>The beautiful game is destroyed by fraudulent manlets

The beautiful game has been owned by manlets since the beginning. Enjoy your nosejob freak.
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>>155634875
MESSIUUUUUUU
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>>155641362
You mean rigged. I accept your concession, defeat and surrender. Sorry you're so upset
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The reason Cristiano Ronaldo isn't able to score goals isn't because he's "finished" or not athletically capable anymore. Far from it, as evidenced by his goalscoring exploits in qualifying

It's because Messi has his teammates doing moves like this getting out of the way to allow Messi to score, and Portugal is stuck with guys like Bruno Fernandes and Pedro Neto getting in the way and taking away my goalscoring opportunities
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>>155641419
Only children and women prefer watching Cristiano. I bet you own an iphone too.
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>>155640943
You are not just mad, also sore after todays b00tyblast.
Expect more
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>>155635183
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>>155634875
>That old manlet almost dropped a back to back hat trick
rigged, it doesn't count
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>>155641438
The facts and reality are, manlet hate and jealousy (culture and mindset) has destroyed Portuguese football and football in general.
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>>155641438
you mean teamwork?
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>>155641438
This goal was kino, and it's basicaly the same that bruno would have scored had penaldo not tried to score it
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>>155634875
Its depressing seeing a guy who's at his worst is the 2nd best player on the world with a huge gap to the 3rd and everyone else. What happened? I used to see this guy's face everywhere when I was a child and not interested in football and now he's basically a memory.
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>>155634875
Currently like this
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>>155641494
>>155641517
>>155641419
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>>155634875
hattrick
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>>155634875
>WHY ARGENTINA HAS TO PLAY FIRST? I CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE... ACK!!!
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>>155641494
Also arabs
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>>155641585
Bejita is undefeated against Goku so that doesn't make sense
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>>155634933
>becomes the absolute goat and top scorer of women's football
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>155641438
blud, who do you think has the better angle here?
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>>155634875
He'll win the cup
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>>155641438
Your opportunities?
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>>155641438
the thing is Penaldo is too old even for tap ins but too narcissistic to even consider changing something about his approach. actually I am bullshitting, tap ins and penalties were his last resort, he can't even do that anymore.
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Ronaldo is so rich he should just bribe Usbekistan and score 20 tap ins to become world cup record scorer
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>>155635046
anulo mufa
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>>155641438
This is what pendu genuinely thinks
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>>155634875
Bruno goal then KUSHANOOOOOOOOOOOOV equalizer at 90+7'
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>>155641438
>Bruno Fernandes and Pedro Neto getting in the way and taking away my goalscoring opportunities
oh you cheeky cunt
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>>155640221
And Penaldo will also reach 18 tomorrow
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>>155634875
Does anyone have the webm of Ronaldo autistically working out while messi just sleeps?
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Two things happen with Ronaldo and conversely, Messi. On one hand, when Ronaldo is on the ball [also when he isn't], players of the other team are drawn to him to defend against, block and challenge him. The first reason is, he can bee (is often) quite deadly when left unmarked. However, the main governing psychology behind why he is flooded with challengers is because THEY SEE HIM as too pretty, too flashy and they want to prove to him that he isn't. They want to teach him a lesson and earn the bragging and talking rights of saying, "see? He's not all that." This is the manlet's inner turmoil and psychology.

Conversely, the psychology behind what happens when Messi's on the ball is quite similar, but for different reasons. It is automatically assumed that he is so great, he's so good; "why even bother challenging, bro?" There is a fictional, yet, ardently adhered to belief and myth, that by not challenging, you are spared embarrassment. (Vid related)
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>>155641438
>evidenced
evident is the correct word.
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>>155641438
>Portugal is stuck with guys like Bruno Fernandes and Pedro Neto getting in the way and taking away my goalscoring opportunities
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>>155634875
5 goals against Uzbekistani goat farmers
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>>155634875
Zero goals as they scrape a 1-0 win
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>>155641903
You can say "evidenced by:"
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>>155641438
>The problem is that Messi has teammates that actually like him
I see
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>>155641903
>american education
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>>155634875
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>>155634875
TSUUUicide once the tournament ends.
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>>155639499
Tactical truth bomb
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>>155634875
If only Portugal played for him....
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total gaylord humiliation
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>>155634875
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If he doesn't score vs uzbekistan he should just retire
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And for those who say Rinaldo of static and loafs, understand this: he isn't static you fucking creeps. It's a strategy—a tactic. He, like many other great strikers (myself included) understand that the momentum, drift and dynamism of buildup play is going to see the back line defense of the other team, fall back, anyway. The only issue that arises from such a tactic is that no long balls can be played to that player, forcing the rest of the team into to a possession game —tiki taka (not always, because zoomers DO NOT KNOW NOR COMPREHEND ONE-TOUCH FOOTBALL). they have to build up and force the other team's defense AND midfield back, forcing them to converge and anticipate the ball being passed to CR7. All the while they're waiting for that to happen, the rest of the team in possession has free roam and clear chance to score, because IT'S A STRATEGY where CR7 pulls most players wherever he goes, AND if he doesn't, he's left open.

You know who understood this and ALWAYS made use of it whenever he came on? QUARESMA! yes, Ricardo Quaresma saw this and used it to his advantage and the Portuguese advantage. Why? Because Portugal is A WEAK TEAM and CANNOT win big tournaments without such a vivid and real strategy.
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>>155642381
I hope he doesnt score but doesnt retire neither lol
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>>155642447
why do you hate portugal and the mighty al nassr
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you know exactly what

and she is ALL FOR IT
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>>155641438
You've probably not been watching Portugal play (because let's be real, faggots like you never actually watch football) but Ronaldo has been missing flagrant tap ins that his teammates provide for him consistently because his reflexes are gone.
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>>155634934
...this is people's goat?
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camel and his fangays seething again
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>>155634875
suicide soon
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>>155641438
>Messi has his teammates doing moves
this is called passing. Messi himself did a "move" like this on the game today. This is just good footy
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>>155642689
This is false! He has had to challenge the play of his own teammates and in doing so misses, because he has been left out of the entire play (match) and took it upon himself to make his presence known. If he didn't, he is judged as not getting in the game. When he does, he is judged as being ball and goal hungry and selfish and missing opportunities. You manlet zoomers are the death of greatness.
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>>155642506
I actually dig Portugal and portuguese people (very polite and respectful guys). I despise arabs though.
What really puzzles me is that many people still buys the stupid debate Messi-penaldo. Finest footballer ever making the sport bigger every game he plays vs a good striker well past his prime with obvious mental issues.
I dont get it.
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>>155641438
Now watch this
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>>155642862
>>155642788
Now, kYS. Wait. Do you even play?
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>>155641438
>taking away my opportunities
Kek
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Pendu
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>>155642862
god, he's so shit
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>>155642862
WASHED
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Penaldo hatera need to be put on a list, like sex offenders. This is unhealthy.
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>>155642862
>hmmm do i let my teammate score and win the game
>no i think i'll smash in the advertisements instead
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>>155643082
>Put them on the list of confirmed real men.
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>>155635003
The very same as with Dr. Congo.
The team does not play for Misstiano
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>>155639499
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Crux%20Messi%20sensationalism/
Name a more mentally broken man on spee
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Redditiano already lost last World Cup. Just contribute to the avarage quality of the human gene pool and kys.
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>>155643314
You can't refute it, though. It's observable and undeniable. A similar psychological phenomenon occurs with his Portuguese teammates and why they shut him out of any of the plays for ENTIRE matches. I accept your concession, defeat and surrender. Sorry you're so upset
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If he doesnt score atleast twice against uzbeks then its over. In play-off you cannot afford wasting chances
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He was censored and was expelled just for insulting an adversary while concealing his mouth, in 20 of june of 2026, in the World Cup.

FIFA will pay for doing this to him.

This is the WORST WORLD CUP EVER.

FIFA is censoring us…. FIFA will pay for this.
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>>155634875
It's over, Messi is the GOAT. Penaldo is done and never got the Cup and Messi has all the records
Move on. Who still gives a shit?
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>>155643363
Then post selfie next to a door
Full body bro feet to hair
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>>155643461
>>155643363
You need to refute, first. You can't so, keep crying manlet
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>>155641165
Very jeet coded response
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>>155643507
Post selfie, otherwise you admit you are 5’1” at the tallest, and this will be used as evidence
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>>155643516
but the blackpill is always right tho
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>>155634875
25 touches, 3 shots, 0 on target
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>>155643516
I thought jeets can't code?
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redditiano's defence force is getting funnier and funnier each year
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>>155643738
>quotes a wise man
>it’s from capeshit
You can’t fake this, this is legitimately reddit
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He scores 6 against Uzbekistan and you all naysayers eat your own shit.
Screenshot this shit.
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>>155634875
a hatty
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>>155640706
This guy is fucking retarded
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>>155643862
Saar do not redeem
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>>155642862
Dude that was prime Congo we're talking about.
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>>155634875
He will make it to the final by slurping and winning on penalties
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>>155643738
>basing your identity, source of self image, and dignity on a person who you have zero association with doesn't even know you exist

do ronaldo/messi fans really
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>>155643507
Officially you are now a 5’1” manlet
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>>155641581
He's not even in the top 10
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>>155640706
nice game of thrones quote, reddit
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>>155642275
This was a good thread
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>>155644117
Damn the facts hurt you that bad huh lel you literally have to make shit up just to "win". Wait, that's literally rival manlet behavior
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>>155635183

stop making me laugh
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>>155643314
>ban-evades 14 times
El VPN de Veracruz
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>>155644310
You’re a 5’1” manlet, you literally admitted it.
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>>155640706
He's actually more autistic than Messi
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>>155641438
>and taking away my
oh I laughed
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>>155641438
fraudstiano penaldshit enjoyers are mentally ill
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>>155641438
>Portugal is stuck with guys like Bruno Fernandes and Pedro Neto getting in the way and taking away my goalscoring opportunities
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>>155641438
Please die retard
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>>155641438
I believe you're not flushed Tsunaldo but pls participate in the buildup more instead of just sitting on the shoulder of the last defender
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Daily reminder to ugly fat manlets:
>Ronaldo has all relevant UCL records over pissoy
>Before Ronaldo Portugal had 0 trophies, now they have 3
>When Both Ronaldo and Messi were in Spain ronaldo had better stats that pissi
>Only (prime) thing messi si better at than ronaldo is dribbling. That's it.
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>>155651057
>ahhhhhh Bale, Kroos heeeeelp
>save me Modric
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>>155651102
>xavi iniesta baby talking
Reminder Ronaldo won UCL with 2 clubs, unlike pissis flop at psg
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guys guys how about this.. ronaldo and messi are both good.
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>>155651057
I see you are suffering
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>>155651492
Listing facts isn't suffering my midget amigo
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>>155651562
All you are doing is changing flags and posting CL stats. You are twisting in agony, clearly. You might be that deranged romanian kek
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>>155641438
Trvke
Messi has a top tier team carrying his ass in his entire career, especially nationals while Ronaldo's national team sucks ass, Haaland will suffer the same fate.
It's a team sport, remember that.
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Becoming a far right grifter
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>>155652302
he's a gipsy
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>>155652339
So a retard
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>>155634933
>2 million muslims follow suit
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>>155651798
>all you are posting is the most objective metric
>random schizo accusations
kek the jokes write themselves
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>>155652339
And?
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>>155650413
Is 10 men Portugal good enough to beat Uzbekistan at least?
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>>155652580
>Posting schizo statistics
Holy cope, stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>155634875
a calm and serene analysis, along with deep self-reflection
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>>155634875
who is this ballhog?
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>>155642862
Lmao he runs so clumsily
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>>155653761
>low IQ midget still coping
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Why Messoy still run fast at age 39, but Ronaldo could barely run 4 years ago? Didn't some doctors say his real age or whatever it called was 28 or 29 something? I read that article long time ago.
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>>155655687
Messi actually walks a lot, but he's very good at conserving his energy
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>>155652580
>1/5
aged Messi, washed Paredes and Otamendi
kek no one knew Molina, De Paul, Enzo, Macca, Dibu, Alvarez etc (just moved to City from River Plate) 4 years ago
Portugal was full of EU/CL champions that year
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>>155656126
They literally had the longest unbeaten streak ever
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>Messi
>Mbappe
>Haaland
>2 goals today
How will Cristiano fans cope when he doesn't do anything tomorrow?
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>>155656660
He's gonna score 3 tomorrow yoi retarded fucking mutt kill yourself already
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>>155656723

Penaldo fans are always losers that belong to countries where proffesional players cant make 3 passes without losing the ball
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>>155656723
Cope lmao
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>>155655687
Shorter people tend to have healthier lives. Also he doesn't spend 24/7 at the gym teaining like a retard.
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>>155656248
Which was broken by fucking Saudi Arabia
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How pissed is he to be born in a mid tier ass country, and before being a mercenary was cool
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>>155655593
But enough about yourself
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>doctor congo
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It's weird how he declines so much even though he's a fitness freak that keeps his body in good shape.
Shouldnt he still be able to maintain some of his old form with his fitness?
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>>155634875
He had the perfect group to statpad, sad
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>>155634875
How many goals does he need to catch up to Messi?
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>>155664384
10, more than all the goals he scored in the World Cup in his career
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>>155664384
In WC in total? 10. Messi has scored as many goals in his last 4 WC matches as Cristiano has in all his 23 WC games so far.
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>>155664306
No, he's too lean. Specially for a 40 year old.
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>>155664306
First thing you lose with age is acceleration and explosiveness which is what you need the most to be the first on the ball. This is not something you can train, you're going to see mbappe and haaland suffer the same fate after they hit 35
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>>155655687
Messi doesn't run alot actually he saves alot of energy dad noticed it first and watching games I see it
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>>155664476
yeah, my dad and I watch mls (he watched basically all inter miami games) and also noticed this
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>>155664306
mentally he's a fit 15yr old in a fit 40+yr old's body
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>>155634875
se queda
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>>155634934
meme magic moment
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Ronaldo is gay
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>>155656126
The best player on the Argentina team in the final was Mac Allister. He had the game of his life, that's why Liverpool paid Brighton 90m for him.
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>>155656660
Hope Kane gets a hatty
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>>155641438
>my
*record scratch*
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>>155653769
lmao ,is that AI?
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Today is a beautiful day because we are one game closer to his retirement from the national team. At this point i just gotta remain positive
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>>155635183
except that he needs the attention and adoration, and no one watches women's futbol
if the audiences (and money lmao) were 1:1, he'd be Cristina by august
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>>155634875
>"T-TSUUUUUUU"
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It's over...
People should stop expecting something from a 40 years old
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>>155667542
omg
is he paid not to score?
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>>155642862
you just KNOW Bruno hates him and can't wait until he retires. Funny enough though he idolized him (twitter post from like 6 years ago).
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>>155667542
oh no no no no
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>>155641438
kek, I can see Cristiano make everyone in the team watch this video and give them this exact lecture before todays match.
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>>155667542
loool ahahahahahaha wtf
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>>155667542
how does this creep into his game, "overthinking"?
swear even ronaldo from five years ago buries that first time
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>>155652339
most far right members here look like gypsies and moors so he's all set
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>>155667542
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>>155667542
They werent kidding with those those Ronaldo playing like me memes
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1 penalty
1 aurafarming moment
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>>155667542
Brutal.
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>>155634875
Chudnaldo
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>>155634875
He's sad because of Jota
Same cope as liverpool
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>>155665923
sure buddy, it's AI
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>>155664306
It's not his fitness that is the problem, it's his stupidity
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>>155668062
not gonna lie ronaldo would be alright if he wasnt such a poser faggot, normally I would feel sympathy for someone who workes really hard but his body just fails him but by god he makes this hard by being such a selfabsorbed faggot, maybe this is the reason he resonates with genration A so well
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>>155634875
doing nothing
and losing
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>>155642862
damn they're all really fed up, thought people were just exaggerating
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>>155641438
>and taking away my goalscoring opportunities
penaldo, how are you posting from belgium, you have a game to play you fraud
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>>155641438
So much this. Faggots like Bruno Fernandes and Bernardo Silva are actively working against the Tsu, meanwhile, Argies are choking on manlets' cock.
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>>155642862
I think my favorite part about this webm is him sticking his hand up while he's completely smothered by the other dude at the start of the clip
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>Portugal 4-0 up
>Martinez already subbed 4 players off to rest them
>players walking around the pitch
>Ronaldo on edge, thinking it's my time to shine
>is put through on goal
>rounds keeper, passes ball in net from 2 yards out
>TSUU's the fuck out
>implors his team mates to gather round in a group-hug TSUlebration
>points to head like he's proven everyone wrong
>points to the God of heaven and Ronaldo
>TSU's all the way to the half-way line
>VAR intervenes
>no goal
>Ronaldo starts to ascend
>his fraudulence was all a test for his followers
>TSU-rapture occurs
>a bunch of indians in Portugal shirts join Ronaldo in the air and disappear
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>>155653769
kek what a pussy
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>>155670579
Imagine not only being mentally retarded enough to write all of this out but to have the time to write this out
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>>155634875
Warming the bench.
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>>155641438
kek
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>>155634875
>What's his response?
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this is the best ongoing storyline of the world cup.
all the star strikers are showing out.
except the one who wants it most.
it's like a greek drama or something.
i think the best possible result from a storyline perspective is for him to continue to fail, so that is my hope for today.
i want to see a thousand closeups of his face.
the anguish, the torment. looking to the sky in search of an answer.
i can't wait.
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>>155639499
I can smell the stench of the animal that posted this through my screen.
VPN off.
Take a shower.
And no, the Ganges doesn't count.
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>155664254
Dr. Congo! I am C.I.A
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>>155641438
>taking away my goalscoring opportunities
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O TWAIN O TWAIN
DO THE TEARS HURT AS THEY FALL
CANNOT SCORE A BALL
IN CONGOS OR OBZBEK'S NET
MESSI IS THE GOAT YOU FRET
O TWAIN O TWAIN
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>>155652580
>SOURCE: BET365
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God damn it
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>>155634875
>What's his response?
Here you go



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