What's he telling his team right now?
"Acabou-se"
>>155641481ACABOUlearn portuguese
>>155641439OH N-
Pass me the ball or else my sister will ruin your life
>>155641439Doesn't matter, they aren't listening.
>>155641439He's beating Bruno with a pillowcase full of phonebooks and making the others watch
>ASSIST!
>>155641511He is speaking Brazilian
I kinda feel bad for him. He knows messi is better than him deep down but he will never admit it.
>>155641439*conference calls entire team on whatsapp**cocks gun*"MESSI SEU FILHO DA PUTA-"*BANG!*
>>155641439>Hey there, smoothskins. The name's Ronaldo. I help keep this national team running.
>>155641439Whenever you have the ball you must ask yourself "why have I not passed to the legend?"
>>155641439>GIVE ME PENALTY OR I RETIRE
>>155641439someone at the tuga NT should tell him "fuck you you're not messi" lol