Match starts in about an hour. Get yourselves some Freedom Fries
ready for an MBob masterclass
iraq could secretly be the dark horseeveryone discounted them, so it's perfect plot-wise
do Iraq even know how to play football?
it promises to be an explosive match
>>155642908i feel awkward giving strangers tips on how to do their jobslike "next time wear a skirt" is that okay?
>>15564297025-45% tip pls
have to get up early tomorrow but I hope he will score 4 goals
>>155642908American tipping culture is retarded, we have something similar here but you just leave like 10% of what you buy, but when I visit America they expect like 30%
>>155642908Visiting yuros, please keep stiffing restaurants on tips. Tipping culture is a gay extortion racket that literally everyone except restaurant workers despises.
>>155642908>be born>leave tipThey teach us real young
>>155642820>>155642908very uncomfy start to the threadI'm going for a walk to the grocery store for some chips, sort yourselves out by the time I get back
>>155643131make sure to tip your cashier fren
>>155642820Sex with Rebecca Lowe
Whether's not looking great here in my country Philadelphia, bros. I don't know if there's going to be delays but rain is expected between like 5:30 and 7:30.
Is this really the match thread
>>155642820>France has to play itself
>>155642820Fries are from Belgium.t.lives near Mouscron.
>>155643197I'm outside in Philly now, it's humid and cloudy but it looks like there is only supposed to be a 10 minute light shower during the match
Hello comfy frens I am already in bed with kitty watching this one
>>155643499>lives in the norfI'm sorry
>>155643197Is it delayed?
>>155643464>France = Iraq
>>155643551more commercial breaks
>>155643197Rain is alternating between heavy into light but steady here in NY.
>>155643197>tiny droplets of water gently falling from the puffy clouds >MAIS NON CANCEL LE MATCH ONS WE WILL RUIN OUR PURSES HON HON
>>155643731Based fucking digne
>>155643731>zidane
>>155643068>they expect like 30%15-20% is the standard
>>155642908When I went to Greece I forgot about this and left a 20% tip, and got a bunch of free wine and apps from the servers. Did it the entire trip because it barely cost anything and got a lot of extra stuff
>>155643731Maignan has been trash, get Chevalier in
>>155643575its an american dont expect much international awareness from them they got enough things to learn with 50 states and 250 years of history
>>155643068You can tip whatever you want in America. There is a lot of bullshit online that you MUST tip this or that but it's not real. The only time a small tip is looked down on is when you go out to a fancy restaurant.
>>155643910>maignan has been trash let another trash take his placeBrilliant
>>155643960I almost never tip more than $1 at a bar unless it’s like a fancy cocktail or something. Even $1 is a lot for a bartender that just opened or poured a beer
>>155643969Seeing a white man at the back would steel the resolve of our bucks, trigger their natural instincts to fight for massa
>>155643991Exactly and that works for 99% of other tipping jobs. Waiters are happy to get anything and it all adds up. reddit likes to pretend it's this huge faux pas to give a small tip but nobody cares.
>>155643916France has been around for what like 68 years of History, and Iraq, like 24? That's nothing compared to 250.
Gonna jerk it to Alizee quick before the match
>>155644114>not edging until the first goalYou're letting the team down
>>155644165thats not even gooning behaviourthats some chaos magick shit right there
>>155643534Already in bed too, stay comfy lad.
>>155642908IF YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE,>PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE TIPS, FUCK THESE PARASITES
It's my humble opinion that these field flags are too big
>>155643534I, too, am in bed.Alarm for work set for 5:15am which is rather less comfy.Ni ni see ya in t' mornin pal
Zlatan is kind of annoying
>>155643841Ok
VIVA LA FRANCE
French can't attack Iraq or something
not a fan of mboopi's new hairtcut. makes his ears stand out too much.
>>155644382Fox has the worst commentatorsPreferred Telemundo and I don't speak Spanish
>Dove>Sponsor of World CupCan't make this up people
lel do Americans really watch sports with thunderstorm warnings covering one third of the screen?
Class Goal by Mbappe
There's one... how many is he going to get?
Yep I think he's the goat
>>155645496been enjoying his shooting lately
>>155645420Clearly informing Mbappe about the TSes in the area makes him score great goals
>>155645576it's like he wants the game to be finished before they blow through the area
>>155646027More rain than Iraq gets in a year during this match
>comfy wc thread>rain>nt won comfy indeed
>>155648934they are even playing Linkin Park
How do I obtain a comfy pregnant /sp/ wife like pic related?
>>155648934If only it were raining where I am, then it would be peak comfy.
>>155642820>/sp/ /his/ match threadvery based
>>155642820>go to working class restaurant down on the docks about when picrel was going on>open menu>french fries is replaced with "freedom fries" everywhere>okayge>order a bowl of chili an a side of "freedom fries">waitress sneers at me like i'm retarded>YOU WROTE THE DUMB SHIT ON YOUR MENU YOU DUMB CUNT I'M JUST TRYING TO ORDER FOOD EXCUUUUUUSE ME FOR LITERALLY ORDERING WHAT'S ON THE MENUneeded to get that off my chest for like 25 years, sorry
they're going a bit overboard with these hydration breaks, eh
Do they still do board competition series on this website?
OH NO NOT THE RAINHELP ME NIGGERMAN
>>155649212People glaze over it because it was a long time ago, but the mid-00s were a pretty retarded time in America.
START THE FUCKING GAME TRUMP YOU WANKER
>>155649222No. All those people left.
>>155643916you Netherlands fucks never know what you're talking about. Go back to Indonesia.
The cute Iraqi cleaner at work is sad the game is delayed :(
>>155649370bro can't even open the hormussy
>>155649379Those were very fun.
>>155649399Fuck her in the ass to pass the time
CONTINUE THE FUCKING GAME
What was your first /sp/ World Cup anon?
>rain stopped playIt's just not cricket
>the world sees American's weatherBased
So what exactly are they doing inside the locker rooms besides changing their wet clothes?
>>155650206talking about who has the best fish
>>155650321There is nothing manlier than fish fighting in the locker rooms
>>155650321AFUCKINGSOLE
>>155650321>>155650365i love rainbow trout, bros. grill it right by the water after you gut it. oh God, i hunger.
>>155650499this guy fucks
fuck this faggot shit
>>155649350America has been retarded for a long while
>>155650365>>155650481>>155650499Bass Mogs
>>155650920Maybe you
>>155650499Yeah it's quite tender
They're talking about rescheduling to 6:50
>>155651266what is that in frog time?
>>1556513856h50but apparently they're starting in 23 minutes* now*unless further delayed :)
>>155651385Twenty Minutes from now in international time
It's taking too long
>>155651422>>155651424ty lads, I'll stay up for a bit then
So we'll have the 2nd half at the same time as Norway - Senegal? That's annoying :/
7:55PM Eastern Time for match restart, so in 20 mins time?
>>155651556Aryans vs Ngubus is likely getting delayed too
>It started to rain hard againWeeeeeeeee
>>155651633Goddammit
Reminder that mutts knew this would happen and still did not postpone the game or brought it forward by one hour. Nope they prefer stranding everyone for 6 hours. I only wish pain and endless suffering upon this country and people
>>155645550adapting to the culture of the host
At this rate I'll go watch the Norway v Senegal game.
it's on
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155652010How are players going to survive the fourth quarter?
>>155644064Reddit pretends YOU (US) pay their wages because they're lazy fucks that can only be waitresses, and not demand proper wages from their boss
>>155652069They'll drink water that's left on the pitch whenever they flop
>>155645177Funny, I'm watching Telemundo
L'équipe is giving 45+85', will they display this kino number on the scoreboard?
>yfw iraq somehow wins 2-1
>>155652010American cruelty
LMAO these fucking shitters
