El afeminado de São Paulo edición
buck broken
LET ME TRY HIS MEAT!
based Zuck changing the game
>>155643696Lil spaniard can't handle the SWEDISH-AMERICAN MEAT
>poofc releases gayAI rankings>they don't fucking workpottery
>RDT_20260621
thawlts on titty milk as a fight camp supplement?
>>155644610The amanda nunes special
>>155643896We rise
>>155644610all milk comes from titties but not all titties come milk
>>155643896UFC 331: Volkanovski vs Sabatini
>>155643896Legacy media clearly burying Umar for being a nazi
>>155643896>Whittaker not ranked>Krylov who he's fighting next also removed from the rankingsReddit Bob bros...
The Wisdom of Justin Gaethje (pbuh)
>>155645424
And don't worry because I already went ahead and made a duplicate thread, so we can recycle this bonus no extra charge thread I made next >>155645267
I went ahead and made us a 2nd thread guys can anybody start another heem thread for backup just to be safe?
It's totally free, you guys can do what you want with the spare
Bas Rutten's daughter or Mark Coldmans daughter?
>>155646267taylor sands mogs both
>>155646267Believe it or not but neither
>>155643896another evidence of Zahabi being up there purely to feed Sean.
I took a pill in Ibiza
Wonder if Brock Lesnar's daughter slams her roided out minge against lesser women's
whos the favorite to win the world cup?
what we gotta do is breed kayla harrison
>>155646886No one watches that gay shit here lil bro
The year is 2026, Justin Gaethje is the Lightweight Champion of the World
>>155646773
>H-HE CALLED ME SHORT>WHILE HOLDING A BEER!!!!
Spammy just got heemed.
Im walking around the office talking to people with my dick stuffed in my asshole right now.
>>155646711I smoked meth in Pensacola, to show Sneed I was coolWhen I finally got sober felt 10 years older, but fuck it was something to do
>>155646071Ciryl Gane is 0-1 in rounds fought against Jon Jones.LEVELS.
how fast can this DL nigga finish 10 men
ciryl gane? the french actor?
New UFC rankings just dropped. Costachads, we're champion!
How dogshit is Mitch Roposo folks?
illia could have won in round 2 but he made the mistake of trying to wrestle gaethje and gassed/got pummled.illia had sweet bodyshots. then he proceeded to get beat up
>>155647240QRD?
>>155647744Non
There is only one American championGaethje is Mexican
>>155647240This is going on in Canada meanwhile we are having fights at the white house and 100k people watching on the big screen outside at 1am in what used to be the most violent city in america 1 year ago. Quite the contrast.
>>155647876Clitlia defense squad sperged out over one too many Gaethjeposts
>>155646711>>155647569do they still play this song at clubs?t. library goer
imagine losing to pilkanovski thrice
>>155647876shooting in montreal
>>155648536nice hat but i don't like the trucker mesh. wish it was solid
>>155648743This guy's got hat opinions
>>155648743He looked cool as fuck tbqh, proper warrior spirit
>>155648761Hate opinions
>>155647968Gaethje is German
I got hap opinions
>>155648761Like you wouldn't want a cool trucker hat whilst you chop it up on JRE
>>155648805What did you do to the imageWhat the fuck did you doUndo it
>>155648895It's just garths hat
>>155648950StopYOU HAVE TO STOPSTOP IT NOW
>>155648972Yo baroni, chill.
Deadbeat dad Dustin "The Pebble" Poirier spent Father's day in jail
>>155649378BENT OVER HER BACK
Faggot lmao
The Lafayete Legend is probably mad busy while Justin's jail
>>155649503
Has there ever been a greater aura loss than Potatoan's?
>>155649612Its an all time kwabbening
Crazy how Islam will continue doing this for his whole career cherry picking the easiest matchups and defending 1 single time per year (usually Abu Dhabi lol!)
>>155649612Sad state of affairs, honestly.
I'm afraid he is afraid to fight now, I'm afraid...
Or I don't know if it's crazy really but it's probably gotta be something don't it?
>>155649848I cant get over how funny this sequence of events is
gane is immune to the star in a movie curse
>>155649876I'd be afraid too if I had to be locked in a cage with GODne tbf.
He's scared?
>>155649876Sadly
dustin poirier was scared
All my life, I want money and powerRespect my mind or die from lead showerI pray my dick get big as the Eiffel TowerSo I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours
>>155649755chode ahh beard
Look at GODne's expression when he smelled blood. Poor lil petrified pigga was actually fearful for xher life at that moment.
Someone should've given Dustin a key or two, would've sorted him right out
First I'm gonna stack my dough
>40 years of age getting done for public intoxication
>>155650235Should have just been like Conor and had 30 different rape cases at the same time
KWAB
>>155650338Gaethje winning the belt has sent him into a spiral
>>155649848Po po lil' piggy hyperventilatin' after xer BBL prolapse!!!
>>155650338Jesús Christ, b…
I interrupt this thread to bring you Tyrone Woodleyhttps://youtu.be/PfAb7Dq6KSk?is=_BqwNLPQEt0-vBby
>>155650361Bro you just sounded exactly like spoido
>>155650338Man those ears are fucked.
The new rankings are actually pretty good and the only truly egregious error is Jamahal over Khalil and kicking Fiziev out of the rankings. Prove me wrong.
>>155650537HUH? SAY THAT TO MY FACE IN MY GOOD EAR!
>>155650375
>>155649779lol cope nigger
>>155643205Shameful display. What a bitch.
Dana’s kids are swarthy as fuck, basically black
>>155650615
>>155650814I've creampied the middle three
>>155650814say what you will but having Dana as a dad's gotta be pretty awesome. he'll support whatever you do and pay for you to do cool shit all the time
>>155650338peahead
He was gonna scream on the thing
>>155650906does goob have a half chub here?
>>155650958wouldn't you? imagine sucking on those titties
>>155650958He’s got his weights on
>>155647240did that bald guy that was looking like he was gonna check on the other guy get shot by the police or the shooter? i
dricus fight news on the horizon
>>155650814is the bog to his right his wife or daughter?
>>155643896>umar #2 his best win is a sandhagen
>>155651384So someone in the top 5? He's also beaten Raoni Barcelos, Mario Bautista, and Deivison Figureido
>>155651352fighting Usmeng it was already announced b?
>>155651417Your immediate simping is noted.
>>155651450You can just say you're regarded b
>>155651441i'm talmbout the announcement that'll be made as they're wheeling marty's corpse away. you won't want to miss it.
Umar vs Yan is like the great russian civil war again
>>155651503I am regarded b highly even
How come Umar, Islam, and Yan aren't on the frontlines of the war2 million Russians have been heemed. 2 million of their brothers, dead in the dirt. And they're doing nothing about it.
While some poor farm boy gets slaughtered by a remote controlled drone, Khamzat Chimaev is dining with Kadryov and drinking w*ne
>>1556516162 milly? Who says?
>>155651616During Russia's 2022 invasion of Ukraine, Yan posted an image on social media of the countries' flags and a dove of peace
>>155651671I'm sure Ivan and Igor appreciated seeing that while their Tank got blown up by a drone
>>155651616Theyre spared the ethnic cleansing campaign because they make some juden money
Without looking it up, spell Evloev's first name.
>>155651828F a g g o t
>>155651828John
>>155651828Nonce
>>155651828M o v s a r
I actually cant believe Alex is having such a bitch fit. It changes how I perceive him dramatically. I figured he'd make a post sitting around with his kids and glover, smiling and saying hes okay and this is fighting, my life is blessed chama *holds up fist. Where'd my stoic warrior go man :,(
>>155651958scientists are calling it the gane effect
Ilia's losing streak is gonna make Tony Ferguson look like bubble gum change
pico of the gallo clan
>>155652136Aaron Pico de Gallo
how can I see Nina Drama's smelly butthole?
with a fucking BEER in his hand
Volk is going to make tacos using Pico. Aaron Pico.
>>155651828Movsarspell the full name of the guy Umar got knocked down by without looking it up
guy said "My dad is my father" lol gaethje looked stupid in front of everyone, what does that even mean GEEG
>>155652471I don't get it. His dad is his father.
if you adjust for flukes khabib has like 8 losses
>>155652471shut up spoid geeg/keek will never catch on no one wants to spell out the onomatopoeia of a screeching baby bird
>>155651705probably about as much as the one month Americans "stood" with Ukraine lol
Garth calling Pat Barry a fucking weirdo was based
"My dad is my father"LMAO, what are you sayin?! That literally doesn't mean anything you idiot guy.
Monsieur, Alex, you must take your medicine.
>>155652549whatever happened to the Reddit Frontline Battalion?
>>155651616>2 million
Justin “The Tautology” Garthje.
>>155652544I'm Sneed, I wuz just imitating the Spammy for teh lulz xd
2 million Magomeds died and you are laughing.
>>155652608Lol!
You truly cannot be to sure around here.
>>155652788MAGOMEDS YOU GET NO SYMPY FROM ME
I see a band of angels
>>155652665That's the conservative estimate. It's very possible that it could be much more.
>>155652450Ding Meng
it's time for me to admit that i was finland all along
>>155653082ya nah
>>155653393everyone knows you make up like 50% of the posters on here spoid, you've killed the place
>>155644981There was never a doubt in my mind.
>>155643896hmm I wonder who Amosov and Malott fight? maybe each other. also Jan dropping 11 spots lol wtf
>>155653467Bro it's been 4 years of non-stop grinding warfare so many people having fucking diedYou can stop being a zigger for 5 seconds man you're not Serbian
>>155654219hmm interesting two million dead russians okay how many ukranians have died
>>155654219who the hell sources 2 million. Not even ukraine themselves estimate that high.
That nothing 300 million French died in wars they won! History is a fascinating mistress.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
This is untenable.
BAM! What a fuckin card! Dana did it again!
>>155655011>t. dumpy cazoid
>>155655011This is a genuine 8/10 card you literal retard
>>155655011more 'evs and 'ovs than you can shake a stick at
>>155655011i don't recognize a single name on that card
>>155655011Were you bitching about Kape/Gooch last week? Because someone was bitching about that and it ended up a night of heems. Part of me thinks you whiny bitches should cry more since God loves to prove you wrong.
>>155655011Its an good card u fuk
>>155655220That card sucked retard open your chink eyes.
Is Ikram good or not. I dont even know anymore
>>155655298I'll pray for you b may you one day not be such a soft pussy.
>>155655298Why do yuo have to make it racislized? Gorw up.
>>155655306The dude who got heemed by Reddit Rob? Keep an eye out for him, he might become champ soon.
>>155655387Id beat your soft pussy ass>>155655462fuckin Tim Hortons on Danforth bud 15 minutes your getting your ass kicked too
>>155655103wtf spammy knows ball
>>155655306he's pretty good but likely not champion material. kind of reminds me of Phil Hawes, but with a better gas tank and tighter game
*GADOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
>>155655768AIAIAIAIAIAAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIIIIIIIIIIII
>>155651616Yan is from Thailand
these new generation fighters are a bunch of fagsthis brazilian fuckthe lad from england who got poked in the eyetake a page from rory mcdonald's book for christ's sake
Keep it down i'm thinking.
Brazzas... this one stung a little ngl...
>>155655882we saw him get dropped by a random Mongolian and crotchsniffing Prates. if he can't sub Prates, there's no way his ground game can match Islam's. only question is how Islam will adjust to moving inside since Ian is rangier and has no issues pointfighting as the longer man
that random mongolian would be champion right now If he didn't fuck up his legs btw
>>155652450Super Mario Bautista
lol Islam got sparked Ian just reminded me hahahahaha
>>155643896How did adesanya move up ?
>>155656277RDR got fraud checked by AI and MW got purged of inactive squatters
>>155656277who cares! make him face Gregory Rodriguez on an apex card
The GOAT has spokenArrest Gane and stop protecting him before he kills someone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mrAcL_XHuE
An Evening of Elegance.
https://youtube.com/shorts/0HCA_tHEENc?is=U-INOt9rQrvpdNWA
>>155654360Around a million Russians have a deeper population pool to pull soldiers from and their tactics have largely just been to send guys at the problem until Ukraine gases
>>155657245but it's past midnight in Paris
imagine being a grown man and getting lumped up by this lad outside the pub
>>155657525I always carry pepper spray with me i'd blind him and stomp on his stupid retard skullI can't lose
Did the fashion police arrest him for dressing like this at 37?
>>155657245Eleganece
>>155657525Paddy started his career at 135, and now every talks about him like hes some huge LW, hes just a fat twink
>>155657746honestly just cut that shit off at this point and glue some prosthetic ear on
look at these fucking gloves. the ufc ones look like dollar store shit in comparison
would yah just look at it?
Bros is this true?
Remember when Conor led a violent mob in an attack on a bus?
>>155657335oh wow very interesting where do you get your info
>>155658710the old man unironically had it coming typical bitter old irish faggot wanted to make a show of rejecting a drink from his countryman
>>155658126>>155657746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ0A9gaHxisBreaking news from Daner.
>>155658710many got broken ribs from throwing up after smelling the runny schaub khabib dropped in his shorts
So this change is, as expected, just to disfavor white fighters even more>Allen, O'Malley, Paddy down>Blachowicz from 4 to 10 LOL>RDR 8 -> 15 LOL>Prates over GarryMeanwhile, Belal unchanged and Buckley climbs oneLeftist dog shit AI in the hands of crooks
>>155659242piggy seethe. Just accept white boys can't fight.
MAXINE, ARE YOU LISTENIN'DON'T HAVE A BELT TO KEEP GLISTENIN'MCGREGOR'S COMING FOR YOUHE'LL DO YOU IN TWOWALKING IN MCGREGOR WONDERLAND
fresh piglet cope just dropped
I'm islamophobic. I'm scared of Makhachev.
>>155658797>thinking it was actually about the whiskey That old man was actually the kingpin of one of Ireland's most powerful gangs. Now McGregor's sister is married to his son. That was a challenge to the old man's authority in his city, Conor lost and got put in to his place, and now Conor is running with them and raping as he pleases
>>155659242I like favoring activity but it's weighed way too heavily, like Silva who just beat Allen in his last fight being below him.
>>155659242I love Jan but he should not be number 4, number 10 is probably correct.
>>155657335ever gonna give us a source for that 2 million?
>>155658733His own asshoel
>>155650326that was before he found god
>>155658671well as you can see some woman posted it on social media so yes of course its true
wish i could find le god and be absolved of all the dirty shit ive done too bad im to intelligent to believe in god
Peaaaaaheadddd Silly hillbilly
>>155659692if your so smart why can't you find God, then? checkmate atheist
>>155655011EvOvOvEvOvOvAre they fucking memeing.
Very reliable sources have said that Ali and Trevor were seen talking about "secret gloves" and "loaded secret technology"
>>155655011Wheres the WMMA?
Ilia's feints were either absent or unconvincing
Mental ganecide
>J-JUST ONE TASTE...
he lost his fight iq in the divorce
>Turdworlder cazzie browns are convinced Justin cheated even though he has left all his opponents looking like this because they have never seen him fight beforeEurobrowns need to stick to faggotball.
>>155659959damn she took half of that too?
Loaded gloves and it was still 2-2 going into the fifth Ilia wins the story
Oh, Justin, your hands are so heavy- Georgina Apturo, Topturo
>>155659995RETARD BROWN ALERTRETARD BROWN ALERT
justin scratches their face before breaking the skin open with admittedly heavy shots
why would his wife divorce him anyways, hes such a sexy guy with a good career
Those gloves were incinerated before Justin even got to the parking lot
>>155659995Topuria can’t win the story when he’s having victory parties before the fight even happens and then loses
Clitia is a raped bitch. Deal with it.
>>155660055Justin and his entire team belong in prison for 7 years minimum
Good night, little piggy.
Justin is so cted he probably watched Trevor and Ali switch his gloves and a monkey clapping symbols was going on in his head
>>155643896>Jan -11look how they massacred my boy
Only thing bad about justin winning are the khabib fans celebrating his story win
Just be like haha Trevor gives me juice that makes me sleepy and puts things in my hynie
>>155659692God is real even if you are a le heckin' reddit science guy.Like obviously 2000 year old sandnigger dogma is false, but that doesn't mean our reality doesn't have a creator or some purpose behind it.If not it's fucking nothing and there's no meaning behind anything.
How fucking depressed has peahead been ever since Gaethje won the title?
>>155660366>If not it's fucking nothing and there's no meaning behind anything."sure would be nice if" is not an argument
its wierd how justin winning the title made khabibs win age well but max's win stays the same
>>155660366Needing meaning is a coping mechanism for how brutal and unforgiving reality is. Its a meaningless battle royale for finite resources and none of the desert retards or the nature worshipers have a clue about "god" lmao
>I was at my brother's house, and it was like a street party... My wife was leaning over a fence talking to somebody and then guys from next door came over and bent over her back while she was bending over and put his hand on her stomach and started talking in her ear.
Only a fool thinks Conor will risk what's left of his ego and make the walk
oh yeah i just remembered all the fewls saying conor would never fight again kekits pretty obvious hes fighting this time
The Ilia era made the silva era look like fucking toy story
>>155660689>t-this time!
>>155660413>>155660432Even modern mainstream science is into esoteric bullshit like simulation theory and holographic universe now.For all we know God could be some 5th dimensional ayy science dork's lab experiment
Alex Pereira is REALLY REALLY scared please pity him :(
>HW gave Pereddit PTSDGeniusGreatnessGODne
>>155660916We are just the universe experiencing itself because if life didnt exist neither would the universe because nothing would be around to observe it. To exist is to be observed
poiriered myself awake
>>155660917How is he wrong? People have been paralyzed from back of the head strikes. And those cases weren't 260lb men elbowing the brain stem. He has sons to raise. Should he just accept the possibility that he can be turned into a vegetable because Hern Dean doesn't feel like doing his job?
>>155661472jesus fucking christ
Maybe he shouldn't be a fighter if he's scared?
>>155661180Yes, I know, consciousness is integral to reality existing. It's also kinda wild that the outside world actually looks nothing like you perceive it, that's just your hardware limitations hallucinating a close approximation.
>>155661525Maybe referees should enforce the rules that exist to protect fighters?
I think we should just lynch that cheating nigger Gane, KKK style. Whos with me?!
>>155661577Herb enforced the rules, maybe Pereddit should go back to pillowkick if the Unified Rules of MMA are too scary for him
>>155661638He didn't. There wasn't even a warning after Gane had delivered multiple strikes to the back of the head.
gurucelled myself awake
pereddit is simply a sore loserfor every ufc loss he's had you can find salty cope quotesso stoic
>if i spam that this dishonest description of events as i need them to be occurred maybe guru will read one of my donossad in all honesty
>>155661865alcoholics are known for blaming others for their failures, it's both a feature of addiction and recovery
>none of the bumps are in the foul zonePooreddit just cannot accept that he got KWABed that hard by someone who isn't even known for his knockout power
>>155661985>pooreddit retires and hops back on the wagon>nina drama doesn't reply to his DM's anymore
>GODne retired AGPoatanKEEEEEEEK HE JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE BASED
>>155662042>2 big welts right in the middle of the "mohawk" area
>>155643205Shameful
>>155662237to the left of it just stop dude don't think i don't have enough expendable money to fly to idaho or whatever shithole you're in
>>155662237>weltshe's just a deformed ugly freak as the cool kids say
>>155662323damn seems like poatan is no stranger to a donkey punch iykyk
>>155643205KWAB
wow the gurucel came in with homework what a surprise
Ganetrification.
If Pereira got hit in the back of the head and won, he would be getting nothing but glaze for speaking out. But it's not cool to like him anymore because he lost and now herd mentality retards have to defend Herb Dean so they can be part of the cool kids club.
I remember the ISIS murder videos. Each one was less graphic than Ganes strikes on Pererira. Food for thought.
>If Pereira got hit in the back of the head and won, he would be getting nothing but glaze for speaking out. But it's not cool to like him anymore because he lost and now herd mentality retards have to defend Herb Dean so they can be part of the cool kids club.
These mongoloids are more concerned with Pereira being a "sore loser" than Gane being allowed to cheat openly. I really hate this sport sometimes.
daesh decapitations are mere birdmilk to the messican stuff
>>155643205alex pereira was considered one of the most accomplished and feared combat artists to ever exist with nearly 60 professional bouts across multiple combat sportsjust 6 minutes inside the cage with ciryl gane was all it took to make him realize how fragile and mortal he is and become afraid to fight ever againi dont think you can blame or make fun of him for that
>>155662695no one likes bitches you included
>>155658255Wittman just wants a payday. They could just make their own sleek reddit gloves and own the design themselves for under 100 million dollars. >Le closed designFighters are low iq retards. Curved gloves do not stop eyepokes. If they made gloves that could lock your knucks closed, you would get injured trying to catch yourself when you fell. With curved gloves, more of a gap is just made between the knuck and the glove when fingers open.
>>155660916>esoteric bullshit like simulation theory and holographic universe nowdoesn't imply meaning in any way. Even if the universe is controlled by 5th dimensions ayys or whatever, there is no reason to think they are invested in your or my life in particular.
>>155662695Go back to r*ddit Tomala tranny, we appreciate the EvilChads of the sport here.
>>155662775no one said it did b unless i missed something
Back of the hed strieks? No thanks Ill watch the Hammer Bros video again in 4D, way less grotesque
Ganechuds are getting a little but too uppity for my liking.
never mind i scrolled up
>>155662695we're talking about fucking cagefighting, most of the fighters will be punch drunk before reaching even if they only received "legal blows"
>>155662993they are also extended pereira more courtesy than he gave merle or many a victim to his rapey ways
>>155662770Dumb argument and dumb video. Almost all eyepokes are accidental. Fighters aren't sticking their fingers out and aiming for the eyes like the fucking three stooges. Their fingers are naturally outstretched because of the glove design so when they go to frame or post the fingers end up hitting the eyes. If the fingers are pointed downwards obviously this will occur less frequently. Change the glove design and then make any eyepoke and automatic deduction.
>>155663033>Fighters aren't sticking their fingers out and aiming for the eyesWere you just born yesterday, retard?
Eyepokes are part of the rig
>>155662993So what idiot? We should still minimize damage. There's a huge leap from having CTE to being a braindead vegetable. Stupid ass nigger.
I knew Pereira ended up the more raped of the two that night, despite Ilia taking career altering damage
the gurucel is proper cross lmao
>>155663061>Jones and Gane are the two most notorious eyepokers in the sport>They're both long range fighters who rely on keeping their distance Hmm I wonder if there's a correlation there you dense faggot
>>155663099there is karma in ilja being a wifebeater who got beaten like a neighbors aoife and pereira an rapist who got irreversible'd by top Gane
>>155663221Zoomer retard lmao
>rebrands the pride gloves That will be $100 million + tip, please.
Missed call tennisNow I'm getting jealous, maybe I was overzealousSee, I tend to oversell itBut when I first saw her, it was end creditsGot the text, dipped on the fellasStraight to her premises, it's always the premise
>>155663315You seem raped
>>155650898dana is definitely the type of boomer dad to not give anything to his sons to "build character" but spend infinite money on his daughters every whim
I've seen the world, lit it up as my stage nowChanneling angels in the new age nowHot summer days, rock and rollThe way you'd play for me at your showAnd all the ways I got to knowYour pretty face, and electric soul
>mfw pawg mifsl
Talk on my name, get touched (Carry on chatting)Splash I love it, do it in public, Spartan tug (Tug)All of them gyally on us (All of them cat)And the other side bruck (Brass, ayy)Whoosh 'pon me like TeddyDon Dada, Teddy Bruck, Teddy Bruck (Bruckshot)Talk on my name get touched (Carry on chatting)Splash I love it, do it in public, Spartan tug (Man down)All of them gyally on us (All of them cat)And the other side bruck (Brass)Whoosh 'pon me like TeddyDon Dada, Teddy Bruck, Teddy Bruck (Bruckshot)
I want the richy-richies, but I don't really care for fame, uh-huhI want the tracky-trackies, this lil' ho aggy, he ask, "Do my son need a daddy?"I been poppin' it, my old ho keep tryna stop me, my old friends turnt, wishy-washyUh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
>>155651616>2 millionlmao the shit people believe. Why do Ukranians yank random citizens off their homes to throw at the frontlines while Russians don't seemingly give a fuck? it's almost like Ukranians are running out of sorry devils to throw to the slaughterhouse and Russians are just chilling.
High I bless, high I bless, high I bless, high I bless, yesYo, some bwoymovelike dem innabullet-proof vestYo, you know I gotmy intro tech, Ciryl Gane me ah hopefully expectYo, trigger, yo
>tuivasa is only 33grim
>>155663674that's geriatric in DAWG years
joe rogan is a sweet little faggot
>>155663312Did he really beat his aoife?I heard she cucked him, that's good enough reason to heem her a lil, thoughbeit
y'all heard what guru said?
>>155663541has credibility destroyed by tom aspinall>>155663605destroys the credibility of jon jones
>>155663939Not yet partner
>>155664017I seriously suggest you go have a listen
>>155662695yeah because he wouldnt hesitate to accidentally hit someone in the back of the head in a finishing sequence either
>>155664078>accidentally
>>155662770>They could just make their own sleek reddit gloves and own the design themselves for under 100 million dollars.uh they paid some design firm millions to make gloves and switched back. only a wittman level autist can make them properlyalso he wasnt asking 100m for them daner said that to save face
>>155664078yeah, most fighters won't do that because we aren't serial cheaters like gane is
i can tell u one thing, if it had been me in that octagon that night, there would have been more than 2 confirmed illegal hits to the head
>>155664127yeah we are
>>155664127>we
>>155664032I'm gonna be doing that later on tonight, and rest assured whatever he said will not evade my perception.
>>155663221>two notorious cheaters cheat>it's because they're tall!Kek
Does Pereira have the worst poker face of all time when getting hurt?
>>155663503nah look at his kids sm or listen to him talk about them or just consider that they had open access to the white house all week
a cry for help
>>155664277wdim?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mrAcL_XHuEIt is up and not looking good for Gane
>>155663939yep
>>155664265i feel bad for him, he could have been champ too
>>155664221No. You fucking retard. It's not about being tall it's about using length to your advantage. Gaethje eyepokes all the time too because he uses tactics that are prone to causing eyepokes.
There's no solution to eyepokes other than awarding dominant position to the foulee or taking a point.
they should VAR the eye poke and have a panel eye test the intentionality
>>155664376Just take a point. We have a stupid 10 point system anyway. Same for nut shots although those are more prone to being accidentalBack of the head shots are trickier
>>155664360i have this physique and no matter how much weight I gain I can't get out of it
>>155664360>>155664185surprised not everyone is a loser like you?
>>155664360This is literally me but I'd still heem most of you
>surprised not everyone is a loser like you?
>>155664447In the words of Alexander the Great, there's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
>>155664460he says that because he has 3 daughters m8
>>155664604Alex is an exceedingly nice guy. I'm sure he means it for everyone. And frankly, I wouldn't really judge anyone for being a virgin either. It doesn't necessarily mean you're a chud.
>>155664647i'm sure you wouldn't pal but alex is saying that because he has 3 daughters
>>155664604i thought he was gay
>>155664696that's the other alexander of macedonia who hated wmma so much he wanted to live in india
>>155664694He said it like 8 years ago. Who knows if he even had kids then
If this was the pre-Paramount era Daner would have FREAKED if he witnessed Pereddit throwing away all the aura he had built up over the last 5 years
i feel bad for people when they spew shit at ganethe unwashed masses are always wrong and always angrymaybe they should just be put to sleeptaken behind the saunathere is no cure for their pain unlike mine
>>155664835nah Gane unlocks a more lucrative market
To beat Cyril Gane you must first cheat yourself
havent been here for some years, you lot still going on about hap and ace?
>>155664963brie had some peasant girl tote her egg and now mikey has a white girl he is raising with the adopted black kids ooh the potential for hilarity is high
>comes back after years>thing he's most curious about is whether black children are still being fetishized by a bunch of 40 year old losersthe state of your life
>>155664979Whole fetish thing came from you. Original post never implied that.
>>155662770>>155663033"outstretched" fingers arent' even when the majority of pokes occur. The curve glove solution is like an empty politician promise. it will appease some fans and fighters in the short term but will not reduce them in the end. Most all eyepokes happen with wrist extension, inside of palms facing up vertically (palm towards opponent) and fingers relaxed and pointing horizontal towards the face. Jon jones is really the only guy who stretched his fingers and hand out towards the eyes.Almost all eyepokes happen when the hand is ALREADY in a "curved glove" position. No gloves keep the fingertips curved.
>>155665004don't act stupid, you know the type of sick shit you weirdos post about those kids
It's official, I am playing Gane in his biopic called "Parisian Cheetah"
>>155664979i just think hap and ace posting is really funny, fuck you
>no one:>not one bleating soul:>random pedo redditor: STOP FETISHIZING THE HECKIN NIGLETS (please do it, I need to goon!!!!!)
>>155665055>>155665063bottom of the barrel losers
You don't need to use fingers at all in an MMA fight. Literally all they do is faciliate eye pokes and holding the fence.
>>155665078>>>r/eddit/
>>155665085let's just cut them off and also the toes do they can't grab the fence. And honestly the ears are useless so might as well cut those too
>>155665014A curved glove makes it harder to palm the opponent's face like that. Obviously.
Can we stop with the "mediocre champ gets immediate title shot in above weight class" meme now?
>>155665117Ilia was on a generational run and was defending his second belt lol
what about this we keep the gloves for all eyepokes there is a mandatory 1 point deduction, no matter if it's an intentional poke or not ?
>>155665117Thye are copying boxers without taking into account that boxing has a million weightclass seperated by 3 pounds each.
>>155665132Topiglet would have been exposed if he had fought any other lightweight besides shartles (who is actually a featherweight)
>>155665148Okay spoido
why did he adopt two black kids instead of making children of his own? idgi
>Okay spoido
>lost to a 40 year old CTE bum who was his most favorable matchup GEEEEEEEEEEEEGRAPED. FAGGOT.YOU GOT RAPED FAGGOT!!!!HOW YOU GONNA TAKE YOUR SLAMPAPI LOADS WHEN YOUR BUSSY IS DRIPPING WITH GAYCHEESE??RAPED. BROWN. FAGGOT. BITCH!!!!!!
It's depressing when you realize how much of today's /heem/ is just a gimp spammer talking to himself. This place isn't worth visiting outside of fight nights
>It's depressing when you realize how much of today's /heem/ is just a gimp spammer talking to himself. This place isn't worth visiting outside of fight nights
The Gimp is sleeping
Can porier speak French?
Only 5 people have managed to figure out Justin Gaethje. Ilya Aptoru wasn't one of them.Chills.
You hand in your ticketAnd you go watch the Macedonian greekWho immediately walks up to youWhen he hears you speakAnd says, “How does it feelTo be such a freak?”And you say, “Impossible”As he hands you a smash burger
>>155665227powerful prose
the generational run in question:>Slamdaddy's sloppy thirds>27-9 Min Clittyway>37-11 Quittles
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
remember when khamzat lost ahahahahahahahaha
Zatdaddy was robbed by DEI piglet judges thoughbeit.
>b-but the judges! :'( waaaaaaaaaah!aahahahhahahaahahhaahah
>>155665374Half of these people are dead
*stalks the prey*
Ugly disfigured deformed pig FREAK!!!!YOU GOT RAPED BY YOUR ZATDADDY AND YA LAWRENCEDADDY YA PIGGY FREAK!!!!!OINK OINK FOR YA ZATDADDY LOADS!!!!
RAPED SHOTA PIGGY!!!!!
*stalks the thread*
PLUMP SLUTTY MUCKPIG FAGGOT!!!!YOU WERE FUCKING RAPED!!!!
can you guys like not?
you can't forget about darren the goriller till
like a fiddle
>>155665486hey man how are things
>>155665496Literally nobody could care less what this 2.5/10 poojeeta thinks
cared enough to reply though still
>>155665515Monitor
spammy getting battered about the place this morning kek
which ufc fighters are NOT piggies?
point two is way more than enough for a good zoot beyond that you might as well skin up two
upon further reflection two five as in a quarter gram
Skin one up for the diamond Dustin Porier
>>155665588much rather heem his missus but i guess i could smoke with him on the porch afterwards while waiting for the uber
Tomala should be stripped.>Belt was literally gifted to him>inactive since 2024>still not medically cleared to even spar>already in talks with Eddie Hearn to go /box/prove me wrong
>>155665496Gane mogs both
>>155665511preddy gud all things considered, bappa
9:28 AM in London right now.
the diaz bros don't lose fights they just run out of time
WASTED POTENTIAL: The Khamzat Chimaev Story | UFC Career Retrospective
>>155665642glad to here it b
Tom Asspinall will. NEVER. EVER. Win an undisputed championship bout in any sport organization I fear.
SHAME & SECRECY: The REAL Fight | An Analysis of Jon Jones
Big Tom™
>>155665718if you think Jon feels shame you have even less of an idea of what's going on that sneed
i made a spelling mistake
Who wins the undisputed BITCH championship between AGPoatan and Reddit Tomala?(both were bitched by GODne, Poatroon was heemed, Tomala quit)
>>155665786say what you will about tom and i certainly do but he didn't try to get herb dean fired
>>155665802>Another undisputed championship opportunity missedTomala sisters...
>>155665630He should've been stripped after bitching out over an eyepoke. Gane was supposed to be champ there
scam, squalor & isreals border: capturing ari emmanuel
Imagine being such a fragile bitch that even Reddit starts making fun of you
when life heems ya, you bounce backwhen life chokes ya, you bite backwhen life illegally strikes the back of your head, you bitch and moan until something happens
Disgraceful, shameless, piggy.
matchmake Diego Lopes at LWgo
>>155665876
>>155665876Ilia Apturo Topturo
>>155665876charles
>>155665876Jiri at openweight
peahead saw garth hold real gold and lost his marbles, i feel for him desu
>>155665922Someones gotta check in with this guy, heard he wants to do boxing he can’t under contract
when I jerk off there always comes out smelly pooy discharge from my ass, even if its completely clean beforehand
>>155665951
I wouldn't say it's his "true calling", more like the only thing he can really do that's still adjacent to his passion and earns decent money. He has money but no real skills or qualifications, and is nursing a potential time bomb of degenerative brain damage. It would be hilarious if he started working a minimum wage job like a checkout assistant at Target.Dustin is not a natural media personality at all, he doesn't have that much natural charisma or wit and reeks of wanting to be liked. I also just think the UFC's production of analysis and commentary that turns ~1.5 hours of fights into a 6 hour stream is as bad as most other pre- and post-game media in sports. But I'm a guy who can't stand to watch even the walkouts and ring introductions, such a waste of time. And no I don't want to watch Laura Sanko, DC and Chris Weidman do silly skits and bits, I feel like I'm doing charity watching that crap.
>>155665975Nobody fucking asked.
Mike Malott was born in Cleveland
>>155665975Tremendous psychoanalysis of the peahead freak. I feel for him. He clearly needs to get lit to get in front of the camera
not mcgregor fast, mcgregor sleep
>>155665975thanks for this analysis (i can't think for myself)
>>155665975Let me hear your psychoanalysis of DC
JOLIE'S WIFE! JOLIE'S WIFE! come on everybody! JOLIE'S WIFE!
>>155665876BMF
>>155666078
jolie do be finebeit
kid's only 37
>>155666136i heard random niggas be stroking her in the streets
Is it true Americans can be arrested for being drunk?
keep an eye on a gal named Jolie, she's a good shag
JOLIE'S WIFE! JOLIE'S WIFE!
Intergalactic throat goat
Pisspeea "El Matapooer" Topooripeea
Look I WOULD Jolie Poirier (wife of Poirier) but honestly she ain't all that
>>155666197your thawlts?
>>155666197Are you crazy in your head man?
>>155666197what do u think of this one? x
Mcgregor bogged dee and got her on the snow. Baller to baller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq0vahNqdKo
>>155666218Would.>>155666228Would.>>155666219I said my piece.
>>155665876BSD if he loses to patrick pimblett
so did conor rape a bitch or no?
>>155666280she had bruising in her asshole and her tampon had to be removed with forceps. mind you we're talking about some little freak with countless documented public chimpouts.
max pls take a dive so we can see gaysneed heem goobarius
>>155666280Of course not, only retarded mutilated simp mutts like >>155666304 believe thisShe literally went to another guy afterwards for more sex
>>155666304
>>155666328ChatSneedPT arent to be trusted ya silly Gustafsson
>>155666342did you know that Alexander "The Mauler" Gustafsson has a bunch of convictions in Sweden, including unprovoked heeming random women outside of bars?
>>155666280We wish him well
conor's wife, jolie, whatever I'll take them all
>>155666359his neighbors wives or no?
>>155666359My hero would do that
>>155666407>>155666407>>155666407
