Be honest /sp/, do we stand any chance against the great Nippon?
They're an old pathetic country that refuses immigration even as their women refuse to breed. Go all-in.
>>155643395Meet them with honor.
Your coach is negotiating with our coach for 0-0 tieing so you can be 3rd and go to the knockout stage desu
>>155643395Your players must first scout the stadium grounds for ripe teenage japanese pussy. This is the problem with modern competitions. In the classical era, the stadiums were packed with sweet teens. The men knew what they were competing for, and it made them play better. Nowadays what are you competing for? A hunk of useless metal, some shitty brand deals you don't care about, and a bunch of retarded old men shouting?Nah.Put some prime japanese 16 year olds on the sidelines and make sure they're not wearing bras. Then we'll see some real gameplay.
>>155643395honestly, yeah. I'm like 80% sure that gyokeres will score AT LEAST one goal.
>>155643395The Jap women will see Bergvall and flood the field forfeiting the game to us
>>155643899dishonouraburu!! you are fake japanese, pvt pablo gomez!!!!real japanese will take even argentina or france head on in the group stage. if they lose then they lose with pride. if they upset with a win then so be it.
>>155643812That's like a peak reddit take, which is basically false progressivism.In reality, the number of immigrants is growing rapidly, and while it's quite low, Japan’s fertility rate is pretty much the highest in East Asia and roughly the same as that of Spain and Italy or even Canada.
>>155643395Can you both go through with a tie? I think 5 points are usually enough. I'm rooting for both of you with a slight edge to Japan.
>>155643395no
Japan should do /ss/ with sweden
>>155644337>Can you both go through with a tie?yes, 4 points are enough to go through
>>155643812Japan has a higher fertility rate than South Korea, China, Taiwan, and Singapore. They will be fine.
>>155644490More like no fucking country is fine because birth rates are shit everywhere. It's all just releative
sweden will probably go through even if they lose to japan
>>155645022Impossible. Only 8 teams can go to the knockout so they need 4 points at leastThey have no choice but to tie with us
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>>155643395ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
>>155643899Can't we do 2-2? It's more in line with our traditions.
>>155643395If we park the bus and hoof it to Ngubu we have a chance.
>>155644223Please don't let the SSW workers acquire residency. Kick them out after they're done working. Also kick out the Kurds and Nigerians.
ooooooooohvamos nipponnippon nipponvamos nipponoi oi oi oi