Will the day ever come when SEA has a team in the WC group stage? I'd love to spend a sex vacation watching the matches from a bar in SEA while groping a ladyboy's dick
>sex vacationI thought you struck out in Seattle?
Indonesia almost qualified
>>155644024neverseamonkeys are too lazy to train properlythe remainder are us chinks (lmao look at china) and jeets (LOLMAO LOOK AT INDIA)so, no chance at all. just nuke us already. worthless continent.
>>155644024Stfu and go extinct already you incel chink
>>155644065But Indonesia has no ladyboys.
Isn't Jakarta and like half the Philippines going to be underwater in a decade?
no South East Asians are physically way too weak and small and modern football is more reliant on athleticism than ever (hence why teams tend to be mostly African now)
The sex is pretty good but SEA is also a treasure trove of historical and religious sites, nature, cuisine, music, and very interesting and beautiful languages. Probably my favorite region on earth, especially Indochina. Wish it wasn't stigmatized as the premier sex tourist destination. That said only Indonesia and Vietnam have came close to making WC recently IIRC. Would love to see them.
They prefer badminton and sepak takraw. Basically foot volleyball.
>>155644024need to fix their diet problem. too carb heavy, little protein. as well as heat, corruption and laziness
>>155644323Meat is expensive. I love rice
>>155644362We know. That's why your an ugly manlet.
They are cheaters, they bought Brazilians and Argentinian players and falsified their grandparents birth certificate so they didn't need to wait 4 years to play on their National Team.
>>155644024It's really weird when you find out that Indonesia is the 4th most populous country in the world but hasn't amounted to anything.
>>155644323>heat, ... lazinessThe two are connected. Lee Kuan Yew said air conditioning was the number one most important factor in Singapore's development. It's impossible to do fuck all during peak SEA heat unless you are in an air conditioned building.
rice breeds populations which are very numerous but weak individually
>today... I will remind them
>>155644403At least im not black
>>155644446>hasn't amounted to anything They have an isolationist foreign policy. They just trade and focus on domestic issues, and it works relatively well for them. It's hard running a nation of hundreds of islands with different ethnic groups.
>>155644024Pretty sure the Netherlands often competes.
>>155644523Malaysia is the worst. Moslem-Gook ethnostate mogged by a tiny Chinese city state that they expelled because of an inferiority chimpout.
>>155644024Our hafus will save us...
>>155644446They would be in the WC if it wasn't for the Qatari-Saudi rigging. That said, their best players are Dutch
>>155644820>That said, their best players are DutchOh well that doesn't surprise me in the least.
>>155644024IMO, SEA should merge with Oceania so that New Zealand has marginally better competition for their regular international games.
>>155645268Brilliant idea aksully, that would make OFC more relevant and geographically it isn't crazy
>>155644024the maritime SEA nations (Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore) are just importing mercs wholesale and I hate how the region is starting to copy them.
>>155644535Cope. That would be an improvement.
>>155644024Thailand has beautiful kits, has crazy shirt collectors and, honestly, would be fun having katoeys in the WC stands
