>>155646270
>rags

I didn’t laugh the first 5 times you made this joke…

lame edition

how are us ACAB sisters doing

Pekka Rinne is too good right now

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>>155646317
Fingers crossed on number 6 then.

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Will the NHL allow HUDs on visors?

>he gets his news by asking the AI
Turn on the tv bro

>>155646493
my range rover has a HUD its pretty kino

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repill me on this guy

I jus saw the footage, it looks like the cop killed the civilian not the shooter, why they not saying that? Cops really are terrible people.

>shooter was an incel from Alberta
Alright /hoc/, which one of you was it?

>>155646564
he scored like 50 goals once, pretty sure.

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>>155646524
>implying the (((media))) is a better source
Good gravy tonight.

>>155646581
because I'd like to send the guys family money. The more dead easterners the better.

>>155646564
>Ukrainian
>Indigenous to Canada
wat

>>155646564
Jordin John Kudluk Tootoo is a Canadian former professional hockey player, who played for the Nashville Predators, Detroit Red Wings, New Jersey Devils and Chicago Blackhawks. Of Inuit, Ukrainian and English descent, he is the first Inuk player to play in the National Hockey League

>>155646672
The ai is just aggregating the media anyways dbass

>>155646714
Never said either one is better. They're the same thing, but at least you can sit and read and digest the words being used instead of sitting in front of your TV drooling like a retard at the talking heads.

>>155646705
its' not that weird, there are a ton of ukes here. Looks like his dad (or mom) was a metis who then banged a uke.

>>155646564
Kills whales with his teeth.

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>>155646706
>Ukrainian

>>155646564
Finnish linemate named Ruutu

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>>155646706
>Of Inuit, Ukrainian and English descent,

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kek

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Rask has 3rd best save percentage among goalies with at least 300 games played
Rinne is 11th and Price 13th

Brodeur, Roy and Fleury aren't even in the top 30

>>155647068
yeah but hE wOn A cUp As A bAcKuP!

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>>155647068
Wow the greatest goalie of all time (ROY) doesn't rate in your maths huh the maths must be correct then huh is that what you think? dumbass

>>155646626
that was cheechoo

>>155647002
There was a boomer at the scene who just watched the shooter running around and made it out unharmed. Meanwhile the guy who went to the cops for safety got ventilated on sight by the female cop at the scene.

>>155646786
>you're only choice for info is often incorrect ai summaries of articles and partisan cable news .
What happened go literacy in America?

>>155647367
I rest my case.

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>>155647170
In the play offs he is 17th and Brodeur 14th

Price is 13th here and Rinne 28th

Also Vernon despite 2 cups and getting into HoF has one of the worst percentages with .896

>>155647367
Might wanna proofread your posts before talking about literacy mate.

/hoc/ expects me to seppuku over a single wrong key press

>>155647367
they want us stupid

>>155647409
>doubles down on math
>thinks you don't need to correct for era
>Holtby
just stop this is embarrassing.

>>155647367
We didn't pokemon go to the polls

>>155647409
>only half of these won the cup as starters

any winnipeg jet fans here? Whats with your goalie wanting out? did you guys harass him for taking a call from the president of his country and boo his anthem too?

>>155646317
Get a sense of humour, Dobson

>>155647640
I wouldn't want to play in a city that has a free palestine museum either

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>>155647214
sounds like a really great case for mandatory "defense training" for civilians
You guys like to shoot guns and shit, right? National Guard summer camp for all high school grads who haven't got a commission in their future at some Academy
>you still have to go if you're a pacifist or conscientious objector, so you can get the basic verbal instructions, like the part where they tell you not to run screaming towards any armed parties, like responding law enforcement, for example

>>155647571
Thomas and Holtby would be hall of famers if their peaks weren't too short

Giguere definitely has a strong case than Rinne with a cup and one insane play off run

>>155646579
Because they will blame the shooter for putting the civilian and cop in that position and they can’t criticize a woman cop because sexism and chilling effect on recruiting more women

Rimpine

>>155647733
stronger*

>>155647640
Winnipeg was the one place I didn't notice it happening.
He probably just wants to go to a team not on the verge of a rebuild.

>>155647683
that museum was funded by Israel Asper and has a whole floor about the holocaust

gonna have to go home and fuck my wife, ugh. see you tomorrow hoc

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Who are the big offersheet targets this offseason?

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>>155647975
>ugh.

>>155646193
Wait what didn't they lose 3 games this postseason.

>>155647990
>flames fans actually want this doofus

>>155648030
he's better than brady

>>155647990
Robertson. 4-#1's compensation.

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still in shock

>>155648024
Read the post again

>>155646564
Threw some fuckin bomb hits and Chuck the knucks like a pro. Scared Marchand silly,

I feel like being the captain of a franchise means a lot less to the players than it used to. Too many young players have a “win now” attitude, and don’t want to build up something with a single organization.
Sure, we have quite a number of long serving captains in the league (Sid, Staal, Landeskog, McDavid, etc.), but it seems like the new generation of players don’t have the same commitment to their organizations.
Hughes is understandable, as to why he left. Vancouver is a mess. Larkin, maybe understandable too just based on the drought they have in the Motor City.
The whole Tkachuk situation is what makes me scratch my head a little bit. I’m not going into the political stuff, just purely a hockey standpoint. We all know he informed management that he didn’t intend to re sign with Ottawa when his deal expires.
They haven’t made the playoffs during his tenure, except for the last two seasons. Sure, frustrating. But, they have been turning it around. Why leave when things are improving, and not when things were terrible?
Just doesn’t make sense to me.
And yes, I know he’s obviously wanting to play with Matthew. Those two Stanley cups really put the nail in the coffin.
It’s just weird to see him leave a team that’s on the up swing.
Who, in the NHL as of right now, do you think will be the next Crosby in terms of tenure as team captain?

>>155647409
>Johnny Bower putting up those numbers in 74gp during that era
Best of all time.

>>155648030
Look at the dumbest posts on here from a Canadian flag. It’s always oiler and flames fans.

>>155648206
Teams need to stop naming children as captains.

>>155646564
His name is Tootoo and he wears number 22.

the draft is soon

>>155646564
2 rums to room 222

>>155648206
Long term captains typically have a real GM building a real team instead of a dipshit putting together some abysmal dogshit for a decade straight.
Brady Tkachud is really the only outlier, he probably is the only one with an actual issue playing for a Canadian team and wants out.

>>155648465
Which war?

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>>155648560
Please stop pretending the ottawa senators arent a garbage hockey organization

>>155648422
Nyaah, laffs fans by far are the biggest retards in canacuck.

1. laffs
Power gap
2. Through 6. others
7. frogs

Who are the flames drafting

>>155648738
A retard

>>155648750
Me?

>>155648697
They are trending upwards, they aren't that far removed from the Melnyk era they just need time.

>>155648771
sorry bulju you can't get drafted again

>Samir is seething at Canada again
lmao

Pierre LeBrun said the Maple Leafs are looking to upgrade their 'defense and goaltending' going into the season

>>155648885
why not? that would be funny

>>155648993
too old to be drafted

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>>155646270
Holy shit

>>155648980
They are saying that since Stolarz already won a cup as Bobrovskys backup, that he will be happy to relinquish the starting job to him

>>155648703
>need a wider power gap

>>155649092
>5 firsts for Matthews
>Yzerman was offered a similar package for Larkin but he said no

>>155646564
199 pounds of chimp crammed into a perfectly normal height for a male adult

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This is what mental illness looks like.

>>155649092
Can't believe they sent Brady to Toronto. What a wizard that Zito is.

>>155648855
>they aren't that far removed from the Melnyk era
snes had a good team in 2017 with karlsson and stone, ot game 7 eastern finals
bryan murray having cancer and hoffman's gf being team cancer did a lot of damage too

>>155649587
>Why didn't Brady want to play in Ottawa?

>>155649587
>bragging about wasting $200

>>155649587
wow it's like a metaphor for getting rid of the scum from your favourite team

Snes need to move Stutzel now, too.

>>155649587
>numbers and letters peel off like stickers on a piece of glass
what excellent quality, gareth

Which one of you is this

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/741662817/

>>155650240
>>>/v/741662817

they're building a publix in my town and I'm still not sure what the appeal even is

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Chayka is after Bob.

>>155650558
Fucking take him. He was ass last year anyway.

>>155650558
he's actually after trent frederic

>>155650516
i got a pubsub last time I was in florida because of /hoc/

>>155650662
how was it?

>>155650727
8.3/10

>>155650598
No, not another American star leaving Canada. Please don't take him and totally own us

gary needs to bring back the coyotes for matthews, there's no more room in the sunbelt for him right now

What's for dindins bros

>>155651147
Beef, eggs, veggies, and rice

>>155651147
chicken faginas

>>155651147
I'm thinkin' Kraft Dinner.

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>>155650226
Sorry goy seems like your jersey is just outside the warranty period guess you'll have to buy another one

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>>155651147

>Polytechnique copycat
Disappointed in Albertans honestly

Have you ever referenced /hoc in real life?

>>155651891
Shooter is so left leaning that they are refusing to release the manifesto

>>155652020
I once used the term sips with my brother in law and he was confused

to FLA: Hellebuyck
to WPG: Bobrovsky's UFA Rights, Rodrigues, Boqvist, 40th OA, 48th OA

Sign Gudas $1m x 2y

Verhaeghe - Barkov - Reinhart
Tkachuk - Bennett - Tkachuk
Marchand - Lundell - Devine
Reinhardt - Luostarinen - Gadjovich

Forsling - Ekblad
Mikkola - Jones
Kulikov - Gudas
Balinskis

Hellebuyck
Black

I eidnt realize Helleybuck was 33. I thought he was in his late 20's.

>>155652202
He looks like he's in his 30s

>>155652020
I called rick nash dick rash once and two guys laughed

>>155652140
first round exit if they make it

lads i just had a buzzball at work

>>155652368
yeah that's my prediction as well

>>155652020
not /hoc/ specifically but i said desu once and my mom and sister were confused i gaslit them so i didn't look retarded desu

>>155652596
Looks pretty cool, what flavor

"I think its a good return" holy fuck, is bourne retarded?
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/senators-got-hosed-why-kypreos-doesnt-like-return-in-tkachuk-trade/

>>155652654
chocolate is my fav. it's the least gross imo

>>155652029
Carney bros our response??

>>155652702
would you recommend it?

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>>155652029
Yes the classic left wing incel who needs to kill women

>"Larkin requests trade to the Dallas Stars "
kek wtf

>>155652020
Yes I've been antisemitic

>>155652657
injury prone mutant
for
3 firsts and a second
it is a good return

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>>155652830
robertson rn

>>155652798
to get a quick buzz? sure your other option is simply to just take a shot or two

>>155652827
incel communism must be achieved in minecraft

>>155652830
kwab

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Lol which one of you posted this

>>155652827
Didn't a female cop drop a civilian point blank during this whole ordeal

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I dont think its a good trade desu. Pic rels

>>155653213
Yep. Though to be fair the retard snuck up on her during an active shooting so I don't blame her for being on edge.

>>155653213
The whole situation is retarded. Left wing incel shoots up jewish neighbourhood because he's mad at pornhub(whi h is headquarted on the same street", female cop shoots civilian bystander, male cop shoots suspect despite being already wounded

>>155653307
>>155653349
Why are you ignoring the other two first round picks + the second?

>>155653377
hopefully this inspires the government to ban porn

>>155652827
>incel
>left wing

Still wondering why buddy drove from Alberta all the way to Montreal just to shoot some cops. Any Flameschad ITT have a theory?

>>155653389
25 pick has no value, the second has no value. The puck in 29 has no value. Are you new?

>>155653639
Believe it or not incel ideology and hating women is not a sttict left/right binary

>>155653351
The scene could have been calm and you still take your life in your hands approaching a girlcop. >>155653676

>>155653732
Every incel is a chud retard. I'm guessing it hits too close to home?

>>155653676
CSIS sisters, our response?
>>155653732
I think right wing guys tend to do better in the dating markets, I think there are studies that show this. Anecdotely Chad is generally more right than left.

>>155653784
yeah 75% of school shooters are tranny chuds

>>155649613
what does florida need with a left wing anyways
they signed marchand to do that role into his 40s

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>>155653693
they have seven first round picks in the next four years and staios has said he's interested in trading for a top 6
you're just some laffs retard who hates ottawa doing better than toronto

raws on but i won't watch it until later

I hope we can get the 25th pick for Coleman guys

>>155653860
all busts

>>155653877
It already ended, it was in england

>>155653860
Bro everyone is laughing at ottawa over this trade. You think youre replacing your guy with the 9th overall pick when every team knows youre desperate? What do they put in the water over there? Shimminey timbers

>>155654018
justin installed a hopium dosing machine in the water supply

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Yikes

Flames bros do you think we can trade Coleman for the 9th overall?

>>155654172
Yes

>>155653784
this

>>155653860
Believe Leaf fans don't thinka bout you guys at all. kek imagine that lol.

brady won't win shit unfortunately. it's the toughest thing that can happen to him too, with his brother winning back to back 'cups

>>155654390
He got out of ottawa and away from the retards there, he already won

do you think team usa let adam fox in on the sunbelt plan?

what separates brock lesnar from other americans who just can't stand canada?

>>155654437
he doesnt care about fame

>>155653921
5 of their last 12 are starters on the team, some of the younger guys could still make it too
ottawa drafts above average
>>155654018
whose everyone? the inhabitants of planet retard?
the guy with 0 points in the playoffs, is /ourguy/ now? he's a bad skater and wanting a long term deal at 26 is just setting him up to be highly paid guy whose set to decline hard once he's over 30
they got a good return for him, and freed up 8 million in cap space
how much more should they have got for him, 4 first round picks?

>>155654437
he likes privacy and in saskchatchewan they have that in abundance

>>155654437
He doesn't aspire to being black

you guys are disgusting for making jokes about canada. shame on you.

Adam fox betrayed the flames too and no one talks about that flames fans are too humble for their own good.

I hope Ottawa does replace Brady but with hard working team like Carolina take a stab a Mavrik Bourque and put him in an elevated role. Hell throw some of these picks at Vegas for Dorofeyev.

>>155654515
Someone should explain to this brown bagger government employee that trading a point a game player for magic beans, even four of them, is not a good move if you intend to compete, i tried but I just can't get through.

>>155654744
He betrayed Carolina too and look how that paid off for him.

>>155654515
>5 of their last 12 are starters on the team, some of the younger guys could still make it too
yes and they cant make it past the first round
now they have given up their biggest talent with no direct replacement in soght
a complete step backwards even if staios lands his "top6" guy

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>>155654437
he wants to own his 10k acres of farmland in the middle of nowhere, this is the local town
he likes the lack of government oversight, doesn't have to worry about EPA saying his field is a duck migration pond and cant be disturbed

>>155654825
he wasn't gonna resign anyways retard this is a fuckin haul for that mutant freak

>>155654437
> He is a fan of the Winnipeg Jets ice hockey team

Based brock

>>155654888
his trade value was only going to go up

>>155653676
He had to get past Manitoba to avoid chud friendly fire .

Also looks like it might have been inspired by the Polytechnique massacre

>>155654888
Bro the Flames went through this too. You dont have to pretend its a good trade, it isn't. You should be mad at your gm for not telling Brady to fuck off and work a real trade.

larkin and werenski to dallas
harley + to columbus
robertson + to detroit

>>155654968
yeah ok retard he had 2 teams on his trade list they got a haul plain and simple Staois fleeced that coke head Zito.

>>155655043
Huberdeaus and weegar were good pickups. Imagine the haul if flames dumped during that offseason when people thought he was still good.i shouldve been gm of the flames

>>155655084
Treliving is a fuckin retard who sits on his hands too much

>>155655061
this is all known after the trade
staois would be well served to kill the leak in his organization

>>155655043
Real Trade? Ok put it on the table make a better trade than Staois. Convince me.

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In retrospect was the Quinn Hughes trade pretty good for the Canucks?

>>155654873
seems pretty comfy

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>>155655179
comfy is a codework for cozy

>>155655164
not really
puts the canucks in this mushy middle where they have no core of the same age group

>>155655164
Quinn Hughes is a spin merchant. Literally Defensive Mitch Marner.

>>155654004
oh shid

>>155654788
and keeping a guy who wont resign in 2 years and getting nothing in return is a good move?
he's not going to get top line pp minutes in florida and he wont stay a ppg player

>>155654825
>yes and they cant make it past the first round
who did they play in the first round this year?
>their biggest talent
that's stutzle you dumb fuck

>>155655288
>who did they play in the first round this year?
a better team
a repeat of the season before

>>155655233
Beware of spoilers bro

stutzle is a soft bitch who disappears in the playoffs

>[PuckEmpire] Brady Tkachuk will be on the Pat McAfee Show tomorrow with his brother Matthew to talk about the trade from Ottawa.

hasn't posted a better trade yet

>>155655426
brady for slavin

>>155655424
The boys on Overdrive had Raddysh on today.

>>155655386
Like your laffs, huh

I heard they surged on the fortress

If your ottawa do you just trade the rest of your guys now and go full rebuild? I think that's the prudent thing to do.

Just took a Stutzle but when I checked there was nothing there!

>>155655164
no, but the canucks imploded when they decided to keep petterson/demko and let miller/silovs go

>>155655179
>canadian wrestler moves to america
>kills family and then himself
>american wrestler moves to saskatchewan
>becomes humble bbq pellet salesman at local home hardware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1geh3ogH0gU

sick country vs healing province

>>155655532
Kwab

>>155655532
Why is he bald? Did they even ask?

>>155655567
you seem to know all about tim

tony's a free agent

Seraveli on the radio implied there were better trade packages on the table but Brady would only waive for Florida

>Chad Darren Raddysh had the balls to go bald
>Beta Brady Tkachuk holds on to the alfalfa patch on his mutant head

Who are the top trade targets?

>>155655345
>a better team
the cup winning team is better? no way
>a repeat of the season before
snes have improved since then, laffs regressed
but laffs sure got a lot for keeping marner around, had a real good run at the cup

>>155655722
they should have traded him last year before the nmc kicked in

100% it was an oilers/mcdavid fan

>>155655858
That’s because the flames have no fans

>>155655825
Larkin
RFA Jason Robertson
RFA Dorofeyev
RFA Mavrik Bourque
Matthews
Werenski
Hellebuyck
Trocheck
Mactavish
Reilly
Nurse
Binner

>>155655835
>the cup winning team is better? no way
they hadnt won the cup when they beat the sens
>snes have improved since then, laffs regressed
did they? they were swept in the first round and now have lost their captain for a bunch of draft picks

>>155655835
Manners wife was pregnant he wasn't moving at the deadline he had Treliving by the balls and he tried to move him for Rantanen.

the sens won the cup but it was a few years ago

>>155655991
Seems like every damn player has treliving by the balls. Now he’s in charge of hockey Canada. Great choice!

Just itching for the rags to do something retardrd

>>155656089
miller for nurse

>>155656089
they speed ran irrelevancy when the metro has 2 free spots for grabs

>>155656051
lmao Trees balls are there just to grab I suppose

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what happened?

>>155656329
>red circle around the islanders who invited bro

>>155656051
>Now he’s in charge of hockey Canada. Great choice!

hockey canada has a rape problem
so they brought in the guy whose dad owns mr lube

Leafs fans be like let’s bring in the guy who fumbled the tkachuk and Johnny situation to handle marner what could go wrong

>>155656527
Trust the Shanaplan.

>>155656527
>they were secretly hoping marner would get gaudreau'd

>>155656527
Brad will be the next Paul Maurice for the leafs

>>155656329
Ovi and Crosby got old

Our Sennies are the talk of the town

>>155656901
This happens too often IMO

keith is nowhere near a HOFer btw

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trotz won america lost

Senaturds moment

>>155656937
not really

>>155656329
the gary point
its ruining hockey

>>155655774
Based take

I feel bad for teams like the flames senators and islanders. Imagine being so irrelevant your “rival” forgets you exist.

>>155655851
Yes

>>155656950
Yeah what favors did he cash in

>>155657090
Flames fans don't think about the rest of the league lil bro

Personally i feel theres too many canadian flags posting atm

>>155657343
It's all /hoc/ 24/7, 365 up here.

>>155657343
>Feel
I feel nothing

>>155657343
I got fired so expect to be seeing me a lot more often

4 in a row baby

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kwab

>>155648319
more like Tranny Blower

>>155657551
Don't talk about your dad like that.

>>155657421
Based
Was it incompetence?

who will play tulsky in moneyball 2?

You now remember Connor bedard.

>>155657880
michael cera

>>155655668
both became the ideal citizen of their adopted country

>>155657959
he's officially a bust

>>155657343
how are you doing pekka?

>>155657421
lol fuckin idiot

bros I don't think stay-o's will be able pull the big deal before friday