Why don't the opposing teams just get their worst player to kick him in the shin really hard in the first minute of the next game? They'd probably have a better shot at beating Argentina even if they had to play with 10 men.
>>155647134Because said player and his entire extended family would be lynched by messi's billion third world fans
>>155647134I don't know the answer, but I'm sure you're not inventing the wheel.FIFA probably has some way of dealing with this, like suspending the entire coaching staff in addition to the player.
>>155647134It's like beating up on a special needs kid.Only real favela thugs like Pepe were down. Nerman is the cute popular guy who fucks your crush so he's a better target for beatings.
>>155647180Nah colombia has done this the last 2 copa americas. They still lost but thats just a skill issue, the games were close. Teams have been doing that since Pele in 66.
>>155647134because they are actively participating in the rigging.
>>155647134In the first minute it would be dumb, but if it's last minute of a KO game, I don't see why someone wouldn't just break the midget's leg. Especially with how aggressively argentnians foul their opponents knowing the ref won't punish them. Does no one feel vengeful about that?>>155647180Nothing ever happens though.
>>155647134There's likely an internal rule or fine for this type of shit among players, I wouldn't be surprised if some rape in the lockers is involved.
>>155647134>kick him in the shin really hardhe wears shin guards, always one step ahead
>Americans
>>155647438>Nothing ever happens though.Be the change you want to see.
>>155647643I should become messi's billion third world fans and lynch someone who fouled him, is that what you mean?
If a player did this FIFA would unironically have them blacklisted from ever playing again and probably would have them assassinated
>>155647134Because he’s a choker who disappears against real competition. It just isn’t necessary. You’d rather face him head on and let him choke against you.I’m sure they’ll rig him more soft penalties this year but it doesn’t change what he is.
>>155647852So many 35-40 yo players these days, surely one of them wouldn't give a fuck about FIFA goodboy point anymore right?
>>155647134Easier to pay a fan to drop a piano on his head as he walks out of the tunnel.
>>155647934Damn is Messi is a choker what the fuck are Mbappe and Ronaldo
>>155647934curent world champion and all time goal scorer and current goal leader is a choker, then what is literally everybody else?
>>155647134because everyones a fellow professional at the end of the day. everybody's making a great living playing a children's game, why be a retard and go over the line.
>>155648048>MbappeA far better international player than Messi>RonaldoA shameless chronic loser who should’ve retiredYou don’t have to like Ronaldo to admit Pissi is a chronic loser and choker. Both are overrated.
>>155647764No I mean if you say "nothing ever happens" then I suggested you could make something happen, I hope you realized I was joking. Intentionally injuring someone would be a criminal offence and most people including players could be sued to bankruptcy for lost earnings by Messi.
>>155648253true you can get jail time too. assault and battery is illegal even on the pitch
>>155647934You are an idiot.
>>155647134so that's how handegg and ngubu ball works in usa huh
>>155647180Damn right we would
>>155647134They've been paid off to let him win
>>155647354>Implying those games weren't scripted tooOh you sweet summer child
>>155647934>disappears against real competition>Scored in a world cup final>Scored in 2 CL finals>All time top scorer in El Classico>All time world cup scorerWhat did this pecho frio mean by this?
we did it twicewon two cups
>>155648253>>155648357It would be hard to prove foul was really intentional if Messi was running with the ball. Not to mention international cases are extra messy, and opponent would likely be from a different country.
>>155648357Explain that to CHADine Zidane
>>155648177The GOAT will humiliate the nigger turtle once again.
>>155647134>>155647180>>155647438It'd obviously be a career-ending move. Besides, winning isn't even that important. If Messi is playing and scoring everyone is happy. Remember: it's entertainment.
>>155648820if you believe everything is scripted why do you even bother watching? it's been like this since 1930, it's not gonna change now
>>155647134His daddy Infantino only allows it if it's Neymar. His son is off limits.
>>155650443i dont watch.
>>155650644Based shitposter
>>155647134Wasnt this the plot of Karate Kid?
>>155647134He plays for Argentina. They are the same country that threatened Cruyff's family with murder if he played in a world cup. Go ahead if you have a death wish.
>>155647180fpbp
>>155647134The entire point of the homocup is to create these "superstars" because that formula was discovered to print money like crazy on merchandise. FIFA specifically cooks entire matches to pad stat for the likes of Messi and Mbappe, just look at the current fucking match, some perpetually bombed out shithole country that shouldn't even be qualified playing against an expected semifinalist team, how is that not just rigged stat manipulation to give Mbappe as much chance as possible to score easy goals? They should reset all the statistics under all these format and tournament style changes designed to inflate statistics, but they aren't because they want to create fake hype.
>>155647134Messi is borderline retarded spend any time near him and so long as he doesn't have the ball you'd be wondering how did this dribbling retard even get on the pitch. It makes kicking him to bits harder.
>>155651663As someone who has spent a lot of time around Messi, I can concur.
>>155647134Because it's unprofessional
>>155650316>Besides, winning isn't even that important. If Messi is playing and scoring everyone is happy. Remember: it's entertainment.This is why you guys lose
>>155647134real reason: the risk of a red card is too great, and it serves no purpose for future games even if they winrealistically you only need to beat argentina once, so knocking messi out of the tournament serves no purpose for YOUR team if you loseand no, any team with 10 players would 100% lose even against a messi-less argentina, or against any actually competent team really like france, england, spain, etc. there's also the risk of ruining the player and coaching staff's entire career if it is ever revealed that this was a premeditated strategy, both because of FIFA punishments and because you aren't free of the legal consequences of premeditated assault just because it happened on the pitch
>>155647134You're less than a man.
his legs are insured for $1bhe also has billions of dollars contracts with adiddas for lifetimegood luck surviving after that
>>155647134You start pulling that shit and someone will go after you. Might not even be a player but some narco once you start fucking with the Latin American teams
>>155654388yeah yeah niggawe both know that any third world dictatorship would do this for world champion status though
>>155649155He played against Austria and AlgeriaThe moment Argentina plays against a real team like France he'll be blown to pieces and humiliated
Besides the fact that you and your family would be in serious trouble, I think every player loves messi too much to do that to him.
>>155647134What's your problem Panchito?
>>155648177>A far better international player than MessiHe lost a WC final directly to Messi
>>1556471801 strong English lion can take on 1 billion 3rdie peasants.You better BELIEVE we're wiping Messi out when we face Argentina.
>>155650644>>155650768He didn't ask you
>>155647438>>155647764>>155648987How that world cup doing Robert?
>>155647134They already tried and it's useless
>>155651850>tf>telling someone else "this is why you guys lose"
>>155659671>1 strong English lion can take on 1 billion 3rdie peas-ACK
>>155647943This is why you are not in the world cup robert
>>155657717>>155647934Burgers have zero football
>>155648910And then you failed to qualify to three world cups while we won it all
>>155650497>>155650888>>155650950Cry it
>>155647134First you're effectively throwing away your career because it wouldn't just result in a red card but a considerable ban by FIFA, maybe even lifetime if Messi's family/AFA start lobbying for it. Second, you leave your team with 10 men for 90 mins which is a terrible idea against good attackers. Third you'll be forever hated and stalked by angry Messi fans everywhere you go. Basically be ready to live as persona non grata.