Can he do it tonight?
No, this overrated sami rapespawn has played his part and will ensure we lose, so Infantino gets the thirdie money
>>155649191You heard it from the man himself.
>>155648792>TERMINATOR
>>155649191Sami rapespawn? Why would you say that? he was literally born in england.
>>155648792No. (weather delay)
>>155648792He will break messi's record today
>>155648792/sp/ considers this to be white
>>155649626Just because you're born somewhere doesn't mean the sins of your ancestors get cleansed. We can still tell. Sorry to break this to you Rajesh born and raised in NYC
>>155650139>A secluded group in NORTHERN Norway somehow had a child that lives in EnglandJust admit youre jealous that he is whiter than you, Jakob.
>>155648792Hat trick incoming, easy
>>155648792Of course
WE WUZ WHITE DAS RITE
if by "it" you mean my bussy I hope so
What's this guy's deal anyways? The match tonight is gonna be my first time watching the world cup because everyone hyped this guy up, but why? I know basically nothing of football. Is he an all time great or something like messi/Ronaldo or is he just like pretty good. Use nfl or nba for any needed comparison
No, he's not a Sami nor a Finn. This is simply was a pvre breed Norwegian looks like. A man made to raid villages and rape English roses, out of time.
how does he look more Finnish than actual Finns
Norwegian Citizen, born in England
>>155650602he is being memed into being our ubermench ogre just because he is the whitest men alive
>>155650643pure neanderthal genes
>>155650602>el ogre de las germany>el ogre de las norwayWho will you pick in a fight, /sp/?
>>155648792He's too busy continuing Tom Holland's humiliation ritual
>>155650602You know how Tom Brady was absolutely elite at football despite his physical limitations? Well Haaland is the opposite. He isn’t technically gifted passer or dribbler, he’s just an absolute physical specimen and ELITE at smashing the ball into the net. He scores a goal pr game for club and country which is Messi and Ronaldo numbers while having 1/100th of the overall technical ability
>>155650602He's a speedy strong nordic gorilla who scores lots and lots of very shit tap-in goals and a very small amount of the most kino goals you will ever see, but he will always score. And he makes third worlders seethe for some reason.
>>155648792I just can't understand his face. He looks like a pale version of the mutt meme
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