This technology does not exist in America. Literal 3rd world shithole.
>>155650676>how can I make this about hating Americans
>>155650676>brazilian_showers.webm
>>155650676That's one weird ass bidet –no pun intended –
>>155650676In first world countries we don't let people get struck by lighting for a game of soccer, third worlders could never understand
>>155650719We have mastered electricity.
>>155650676FIFA protocol retard
>>155650719It just works fine though, why are you so scared of our showers
an entire team in Dr. Congo's office got zap cannoned to the shadow realm once. *ZAP* all 11 fucking dead.do you want that to happen again?
>>155651090Faggot
>>155651245Yes.
>>155651090Nah, as much as I like to blame FIFA for things, it's your feds who don't allow it in this case to be fair
>>155651319Kek based. Amerigods once again taking a massive shit down the rest of the world's throat.>NOOOOO I NEDS MY GOYTERTAINMENT NOW I NEED TO DROOL IN FRONT OF THE TELLY AND WATCH ADVERTISEMENTS EVERY 20 MINUTES GRRRRRRRR
>>155650719>His country doesn't have automatic measures to stop his kids from taking too long in the shower masturbating
>>155650676Is this why Brazilians are always getting electrocuted in the shower?
when the heavens rumble that means they did not do enough to appease the israel god and must sacrifice more foreskins
>>155651517Retard
