There are 6 games on Wednesday. I'm gonna die from alcohol
>>155652118Just eat a bunch of fatty foods to absorb all the alcohol you retard.
>>155652118>dumb frogposterGod I hope you do, tonight if possible.
I thought you were joking wtf
>>155655316And then become a fat-ass because alcohol transforms calories into fat more quickly.
>>155655425Well, he's American, he's already a fatass.Also you can always just run it off.
>>155655425Proofs? I'm normally shocked at how skinny alcoholics are even though they drink like 5000 calories a day
>>155655883hardcore alchies cannot process nutrients correctly due to a fried liver and GI tract
>>155655973So why are people overpaying for ozempyc when vodka is cheaper?
>>155656022danish mercantilism
just drink some water in between its fine zoomers overrate how bad alcohol is
>>155655399>bosnia vs qatarKino incoming
>>155655399Didn't Brazil just play??? Why the fuck is their final match before Portugals 2nd?
>>155655399And they're all shit
>>155657157it's already tuesday for him, dummy
>>155652118just buy enough chips to filter it
>>155655316I'm planning on eating an entire ox
>>155655316>>155656891You need to pace it. The oily food and water won't help if you're downing them in quick succession.
>>155652118Don't you have a job ?
Reminder "heavy drinking" in the USA means you drank 7 light beers one night
>>155656199Truth nuke
>>155659451I stayed with extended family this weekend and bought a cornucopia of various booze and they thought it was for all of them for the weekend not me for that night plus their bottle of wine bc I shorted myself a bit
If you enjoy football why do you need to be drunk to watch it? I thought I enjoyed east asian arthouse films for a few weeks but then I realized I was just drunk every night and doing any passive activity in that state was enjoyable.
>>155652118There are six games each Wednesday - Saturday. RIP your liver
>>155652118can't you just... you know.... not drink alcohol?
>>155659451If I drink 3 or 4 beers I completely lose my ability to inhibit and end up being violent or unreasonably horny. I have beaten my girlfriend multiple times, including terrorizing her for hours preventing her from leaving the room while I berated and choked/punched her repeatedly. I've gotten my ass kicked multiple times by picking fights with bigger guys. I raped a girl like just full held her down while she was screaming no. I also fucked a fat black girl once.
dude alcohol lmaoooo
>>155657095>Poor muslims who suffered with grit vs rich muslims who have everything but a soulVery kino
>>155661176After every beer you drink you should at least take 1 hard rip off a bowl/bong to even things out
I hare Austrians and Germans for making me unable to watch every 3rd group game
I can outdrink all my friends, i can happily say ive never humiliated or pissed myself after going hard on the tequila, i can drive perfectly fine after a six pack
>>155661176Am I really the last white person on this site?
>>155655316yup
>>155662270I'm Spanish and Italian
>>155652118man was not meant to watch this many games at once
