Never fearComfy is here
das it mane
The french game is still going in tho
We’re doing a combo comfy thread go back to France.
>be Norway>have the best kit on this world cup>wear some basic bitch black kit instead
>>155652609all black kits are cool doe
>>155652391>/comfy/yyou're getting sloppy
>>155652391What the fuck, I come home from work expecting to watch the Norway match and the France match is still ongoing? This isn't comfy at all.
Could we not share a comfy with france?
Haaland is scary
>>155652886NO!!!
genuinely awful that ryerson had to go off
Let's go Senegal CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA WINNERS OF AFCON
>>155652886I guess, we will be waiting for you here>>155652609Not a fan of black kits either
bit of a slurper this
really not a fan of this passive Norwegian playstyle
Modern football is so grimNorway were breaking at pace running at the Senegal defense and then 5 seconds the ball is back with the CBs passing to each other because nobody wants to take a risk
>>155654121>>155653946>>155654121Reminds me of Mexico kek
total senegalese deathgive em hell Henrik
probably wasn't worth waking up for this
>odeshart
Odegard is such a fucking washed up cunt. He wasted 2 goals face to face with the goalie
>>155654345ruined by sharteta
making a song for this one. post lyrics you want (might make the cut).song from the last one:https://voca.ro/1bBschvVMHs9[LYRICS] >I am watching the best soccer anime in preparation for this match.>I'm moving to Japan...>You /comfy/ bros?>Finally summer>A crystal, peaceful ball runs>above the pitch>Let me just make 1 thing clear for the people here:>1. They got lucky>2. We were warming up.>Yep, Hidetoshi Nakata. Now there was a player... (I need a sexy Latina)>NIPPON BANZAI>I watched enough hentai to be spiritually Japanese>i believe anime will win>I BELIEVE ANIME WILL WIN>a lot of people don’t know how insanely conservative Japanese young men are these days... they can make Asmongold or Nick Fuentez look liberal...>THE BALL NEEDS TO BE 100% IN NOT 99.9%>your mom said "just the tip" didn't count though...>NIPPON BANZAI>I watched enough hentai to be spiritually Japanese>i believe anime will win>I BELIEVE ANIME WILL WIN>NIPPON BANZAI>I watched enough hentai to be spiritually Japanese>i believe anime will win>I BELIEVE ANIME WILL WIN>11 - Tunisia vs Japan (Spiritually Japanese)
uh oh senegalbucks...
finally they did something!
Shit goal, but a goal is a goal.
>>155654445LFG GOAAAAAAAAAAAALLFGGGG
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAL BLACK BROS, HOW DO WE COPE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155654227Why are you so rude to your own race
Do Odegaard a favor and take him off. (unless he has an humiliation fetish, then he's doing great)
>>155654624
Odefraud is so shit idk how this faggot is captain of my club...bum
NiceAlsoHaaland best elite player
>Smaaland
Comedy gold.
BLACK BROOOS WE ARE SINKING
OMFG NOO HAALAND NOOOO WTF ARE U DOING
Lol
lmao what the fuck was that
TROLLBAR'D
oh shit crackgubus jumping
Second goalkeeper who shits his pants at the sight of the ogre running at him.
I think many of the Euros have gone to bed. Comfy threads are getting slower.
cmon bro I need you to score
>Haaland
business idea: the norway team should come out dressed as vikings armed with swords and destroy their opponents as metal music plays over the speakers
>>155655032i think you are correct
>>155652391i want senegal to win
Why this retard with Asperger and fetal alcohol syndrome can't score.
>>155655092
>>155655092and then what?
>>155655032I hope they’re getting good sleep, dreaming of better things.
>>155655158fight and win
>>155655193
>>155655092Emporer and Mayhem plz and thank you
Do you think he cheers on the NT?
More like Icantscoreland haha.
hi wtf is a comfy?
>>155655138But enough about Ronaldo
>>155653652What happened to him?
Missed the first half because of the France delay. Anyways where can I pirate the games online.
>>155655138But enough about me trying to pick up girls at the bar last night.
>>155655362thigh injury, of some sort
>>155655275
>>155655321we're dumb and i don't know
>>155655362Was holding ice on his thigh on the bench
Haaland could have killed the game with a second goal...Imagine missing against an open net kek
>>155655072Comfy doodle/comfy/ seal of approval
Game should be 2-1 to better reflect what is happening.
>>155655072did you draw this?
going to go lay down for a while. Finished my dinner. Time to digest.
>>155655273this dude hates his own country and everything it stands for
>>155655321comfy is comfy
>>155655321>hi wtf is a comfy?https://voca.ro/1oo131K8LRav
>>155655523i love this cat so much
I'm sorry for doubting your defense norway. You're really good at parking the boat when defending counters
>>155655467no found it here a couple years ago
>>155655362lack of hydration>>155655383direct downloads or torrents?
>>155655581
>>155655569Jackson is an attacking terroristI know from following chelse/a/
>>155655397Lmao you're alright anon
>>155655471Spaniards call it siesta
wouldnt mind seeing Hauge come on later
WE’LL GIVE IT A SHOT!
Go HAALAND GOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
is this not the biggest chip you've seen today?For me, it is
HAAAAAAAALAAAAAAND BLACK BROS WE ARE FUCKED
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
Haaland is insane, bros
Muh nigger retard scored.Ok, now another.
I hate gibraltargaard like you wouldn't believe but good assist
HELL YEAH
USAUSAUSA
>>155652391TERMINATOR
I really like these two, Haaland and Ødegaard.
TOTAL SENEGALESE DEATH
So this is why Tom Holland wants to such Haalands dick.
Senegal might have to do some stat padding against Iraq if they want to make it as thirds.
God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe
I work with a Norwegian dude, he is our DevOps guy. Nice person, very sensible, level headed, understanding and non-judgemental. He works out of New Jersey actually, near Edison. I don’t think he watches sports but I’ll congratulate him tomorrow for his teams victory.
These frauds really thought they are the best in Africa
>>155655609Websites to stream the games.
HAALANDHAALANDHAALAND
>>155655923current African champions at least
anyone else agree that keepers have been doing an amazing job this World Cup- even if their team loses?
Eurobros based on timezone comfortability:A US World Cup as we are experiencing rn or a Far East World Cup where all the games are early morning 4am to 12pm your time?
>>155655962norse-mexican friendship forever
MOSTDANGEROUS
Uh oh vikingbros....The africans are striking back.
Fuck yes, good for the game
WHITE SISSIES NOT LIKE THIS
Norway is going all the way bros
>>155655967...is Morocco
i feel like the majority of losses haven't come from keepers fucking up, but from poor defensive structures.
Gooooooooooooooaalllllll
>>155656052Have ye so little faith in BWC?
I saw an interesting bet suggested today>Messi, Haaland and Ronaldo alll to scoreAt 9.00 but I didn't bet because Ronaldo would've let me lose.
Get ready to see some bus parking for the next 35 minutes.
It hecking over...
OH SHIT 3 GOALS /comfy/ match slurpersisters wat nou>>155656019Yeah!!!
SARR DO REDEEM
NiceGo Senegal!
>>155656117BWC? Who's this guy? Is he a super substitute of some kind?
Gooooooooooolllllllllllaaaazoooooooooo
Someone tell Landon Donovan to calm down, he’s way too excited
that will just fuel haaland for another
OH NO KOULIBALY KILLED HALAND
>>155656233he went from one of the worst hairlines in the world to a full head of hair, he's on top of the world permanently
Can't handle all the coombait anymore
NEVERPUNISHED
wtf how is Haaland so good? He's such a clinical finisher.
GOOOOOOOOLHAAALAND HAAALAND HAAALAND
what an insane sequence
good morning sarr
>>155655466Got what you wanted.
>>155656132You shouldn't bet, but that one is going to hit now. Uzbekistan is awful.
>>155656244DUBS OF TRVTH
GOAAAAALGOAAAAALLLLAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
A goal scoring machine. And another match day where Messi, Mbappe and Haaland score at least a brace each, Ronaldo going to be absolutely SEETHING.
Erlingz will surpass Klose in his only world cup
If Haaland scores one more I post goon
>muhh african champions>gets BTFOd by a 2nd rate European football nationkek why are they so bad at everything?
Haaland is better than Mbappe...
That was a masterful tap in, can't take that from him
One simple truth: Blacks on beat whites in Burgerstan.
>>155656326Cro magnon energy
Nothing personal Senegal. WE are the just the better team
>>155656357Thanks Anon but is just for fun, money I can afford to lose anyway.
>>155655930oh try streamed.pk or fc33tv
BASED
>>155656326he's a vat-grown baby based on ancient viking dna, just fucking look at him
The way he gave up the sitch and then taps it in. Bueno
Wtf happened
I might cop the black Norway kit. It's dope
>>155656326Caveman genetics. Humanity in its purest rawest form
>>155656539He's more ancient than that. Pre-aryan even. Truth is, we haven't seen a specimen like him yet.
>>155656575much better than the red one
>>155656566Goalkeeper fainted after seeing a real life troll
Battle for golden Boot >Messi 4 goals>Mbappe 4 goals>Haaland 4 goals
fuck yeah
I like how just before scoring the cromagnon stopped his brown teammate from scoring and he was disappointed about it too
Goalkeeper throwing the towel.
Based Norway exposing these frauds
>>155656644Doesn't Messi have 5 goals?
>first choice GK is nr 16>second is 23fuck are you doing
>>155656701yes. should have 6, but he autismo'd the penalty.
>>155656704Reserves friendly vibes
>>155656745He didn't want to set the record with a penalty kick.
Don't count Senegal out
guys this is true:sea flat worms are genderless, they are born with male and female organs. to reproduce, they battle each other, and whoever loses gets pregnant + gives birth.
>>155656778Messi is just autistic and altruistic enough to do that. dumbass. doesn't he know this is clownworld?
>Be Senegalese goalkeeper>Get called up to the world cup>First thing you see is a 7 foot tall pale gorilla running into you>his face whenI'd pass out to, may allah slay this white devil Haaland.
C'MON SEMENGALSCORE SUM FOKIN GOALS
>>155656832based factoid anon.>horses are incapable of throwing up.
I want to murder Odegaard and I'm not even Norwegian.
this ref is STILL fucking awful
COME ON SENEGAL!FIGHT AND WIN!
DONT FORGET TO HYDRATE GUYS
>>155656906Every ref has been awful. They're letting everyone be more physical, but they won't call the clearest of fouls at times.
slurping some high quality h2o
>>155656906And we did send our best.
UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD
>>155656923GLUG GLUG SLUUUUURP
>>155656892Isn't that how Urara Haru died? By eating too much fucking gas and couldn't digest them all?
Don't see this senegal getting better results in knockouts
>>155656983yeah, one of my main take aways from this tournament is the awful refs>>155657015i now understand the insane things that come out of brazil from time to time, with 18 red cards in one match
Runic styling is KINO
>Haaland, Mbappe and Messi all scoring braces in their gamesThis World Cup is gonna be nasty.
>>155657078ronaldo.....
>Koulibaly outkwab but he was playing horrible.
Hydration choice?For me, it's Bohemia Oscura.
>>155657032not familiar with that anime, sorry anon.but i believe that's how that politician(?) guy died in the first X Men, when he turned into water.
Based Spurs legend Pap Sarr
>>155657136tap water
>>155656923
>>155657065Curiously this ref is infamous for being too interventionist. So I imagine it also has to do with FIFA directives as the other anon said.
solbakken you cunt, put Hauge on
ERA
I respect Senegal's attacking attempts. Nobody really tries to cross it in anymore.
ERA?
>>155657136also:NO ERA
>>155657216based bodo chad
BENULDY
>>155657204hm.>come ref in the WC, but dont do anything you normally do
that's a penalty.
>>155657136Ninkasi IPA
>>155657126He's so well and truly washed lol
>>155657273dont ever call me that again
Senegal players have quick agile legs
I don't like ref
i get that in the US football has a reputation of players diving for anything, so the refs not giving a foul for every little thing is great, but i feel like they really are allowing defenders to get away with a lot this WC
>Either Norway or France will top this groupImagine having to play any of these teams next.
oooooooooh
How do you not even have a review on that? He literally clotheslined the Senegalese player in the fucking box.
>>155657331based bodo chad
A ref isn't there to enforce the rules, he's there to conduct the flow of the game, like a maestro at a symphonic concert.
>>155657381The rape of Scotland
Goalkeepers hate this one simple trick.
>>155657395Ref decided there was no ill intentioned play, both crashed after trying to get the ball
>>155657406
>>155657360>i get that in the US football has a reputation of players diving for anythingtrue american football is a meme, they're always diving and breaking the rules
>>155657360it's usually the south american refsthis is one is brazilian the one for germany and ivory coast was from paraguay there might have been another that let a lot go but from CONCACAF
>>155657472well that's because they are [redacted]
Nicolas Jackson, the black Lukaku.
>>155657407Well his music sucks
I CAN'T SCORE
That would've been nice if they scored that.
HAUGE YOU CUNTNOT THAT FUCKING NIGGERYOU BALD FRAUD FAGGOT
Get jackson of the field
Wasn't that a handball by Wolfe?
not gonna lie, game starting to slurp real bad.
Close!
look at the fucking shot Jackson just missedi know it was offside, but still
>three feet from goal>takes TWO touches
>>155657599Shhh
>>155657482Paraguay vs turkey was a concacaf ref
Senegal got robbed twice
That was clear handball. Senegal to demoralize to ask for VAR revision.
The Viking ship thing the Norwegians do reminds me of the Skyrim main theme chorus
>RO
when's doctor congo coming back
>>155657599>Wolfe>plays for Wolvesbravo Kojima
Racist rigged world cup lmao. Give this shit to Pissi again, he deserves it
>>155657660FIFA is getting payback for the AFCON thing Classic fifa move
>>155657681cleear copy of what Island did
>the HECKING rowing cheer OMG
>>155657381flip flap flip flap
>>155657631>>155657660Brazilian commentator said he looked again at the moment and the ball touched the Senegalese player's own hand. So >we are safe for now.
>>155657719Ooh yeah I now remember that
The only player more weakmind than Odegaard is Oscar Bobb
FUCK OFF MACACO
I CANT SCORE (a third goal)
What ethnicity is Haalands lady? She is Norway but we all know she isn't Norwegian.
>>155657781show bobbs
This is kino, I'm so glad Haaland gets to play this WC.
>>155657781should have put on hauge
>>155657689tomorrow
Is that a bald spot in odegards head or just the lightning?
christ
>>155657822Remember to thank italy for their sacrifice
Yo this nigga from Senegal actually looks like the Yautja from Predator wtf>+9For THIS game? Wtf is the ref doing?
deos meoel predador senegales
>bobb
>>155657919two stops in play for injuries, plus the ad-breaks
>>155657919Mendy died after the 3rd goal
>>155657940..Bobb
Uh oh stinky
Great sequence
uh oh stinky
HOWEVER ..
PLEASE don't fuck it up now
SLURPER DENIEDTHIS GAME IS BACK ON
There goes the goal differential
CUNT PUT HAUGE ON AND HE SCORESNOT THAT FUCKING MYSTERY MEAT MULLATTO FAGGOT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
SARRDO REDEEM
>Ajer
THIS DOES NOTFUCKING SLIP
Extremely dangerous lead
Norway are not strongmind enough to see this through, they will crumble
>All Haaland had to do was score those 2 fucking sitters he missed just a few minutes earlierI swear that ogre can score impossible goals but misses the easy ones.
This Senegal side is a proper team. Too little too late though
need Norway to finish this out...
Don't panic. Haaland is yet to score a third goal.
>Choking against Senegral
>>155658147champions of africa
>>155658144Sounds like a certain Uruguayan
>>155657811Mediterranean mix from way back. Many such cases along the norwegian coastline.
Don't worry, the team can't possibly choke with Martin Odegaard leading it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHKTttkLgg
i hate that ref so fucking much
lol this is some quality shithousery
GET UP
kwab
THE YAUTJA GOT HIS KILL
KILL HIM ERLINGZEAT HIM
The predator always gets his prey
pathetic last minute dark arts timewasting attempt from Norway
>>155658274Based predator reference
>they’re playing in east ruthersford you know you guys really left me hanging with that info, real late in the game to find out.
i made a song using posts from itt as lyrics.https://voca.ro/18e5arkFkcK2Album: WORLD CUP 2026Song: Norway vs Senegal (Haaland Want Snu Snu)[LYRICS]>you're gonna regretti not having spaghetti at this World Cup>the wops would booty-blast any of these shit fucking teams>das it mane>Haaland is scary>he's a vat-grown baby, based on ancient Viking DNA, just fucking look at him:>Caveman genetics. Humanity in its purest, rawest form.>HAALAND>HAALAND>HAALAND>God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe>If Haaland scores one more>I POST GOON>What the fuck, I come home from work expecting to watch the Norway match and the France match is still ongoing? This isn't /comfy/ at all...>Uh oh Viking bros....The Africans are striking back.>HAALAND>HAALAND>HAALAND>God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe>If Haaland scores one more>I POST GOON>HAALAND>HAALAND>HAALAND>God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe>If Haaland scores one more>I POST GOON>guys this is true:>sea flat worms are genderless, they are born with male and female organs. to reproduce, they battle each other, and whoever loses gets pregnant and gives birth.>DONT FORGET TO HYDRATE GUYS>I hope they’re getting good sleep, dreaming of better things.>i need plenty of rest in case tomorrow is a great day>every day>i fail...>but every day>i try again
So Ronaldo is gonna show out tomorrow to shut all these guys from today up right?
>>155658303ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ
>>155658373>Playing against KazhakstanI literally cant name a single player from there, I don't know how they qualified. Ronaldo better score.
>>1556583730 goals, 0 assists, 2 missed chances.
these norwegian sissies dont even try to play anymore
Hope to see these Senegalese niggas in the 3rd place teams.
>>155658373If the Uzbeks play like they did against Colombia, Portugal is going to lose. They are super well organized across every line and it took the Colombians some crazy skills to score.
never would have gotten like this if that FUCKING BALD FRAUD CUNT would have put Hauge on desu
>>155658373sure
>ywn celebrate a group stage qualification with your wife
Fun match gg
>>155658197nah, she may be swarthy but her face structure is 100% north euro with that big wide face and wide big cheekbones
Senegal fought well. That being said,NORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>155658373>Ronaldo 90+8(p)
>>155652391LAUGH AT SENEGAL THREAD >>155658507LAUGH AT SENEGAL THREAD >>155658507LAUGH AT SENEGAL THREAD >>155658507LAUGH AT SENEGAL THREAD >>155658507LAUGH AT SENEGAL THREAD >>155658507LAUGH AT SENEGAL THREAD >>155658507
Solid game, gg Norway
Let’s check the group chat guys
Stubborn niggers, ngl
Wait Haaland is only 25? wtf he's actually gonna turn into Pickle from Baki in a couple years
I didn't expect a win, so i'm happy.
The rowing shit is so cringe holy shit
>>155658713myeah. not a fan
>>155658713It looks fun.
Stay up and watch or go to sleep for Jordan v Algeria?
>>155658677Not just a win but qualification into round of 32, kuddos
>>155658741Love the team and what they have accomplished here, it's just so forced lol
My parents comments on their first time seeing this guy haaland today >He's scary looking >He has too many antics>He feels entitled to score
>>155658811Absolutely insane, I can't believe it
>>155658881Tbqh I don't blame them when he's falling on the ground and hitting it
>>155658886Haaland is scary. he's a vat-grown baby, based on ancient Viking DNA, just fucking look at him:Caveman genetics. Humanity in its purest, rawest form.God I love that caveman like you wouldn't believe
>>155658713it’s fine, live a little. cynicism is lame.
>>155658811was cautiosly hoping for that when the groups were announced
Senegal got a raw deal being drawn into this group, they'd walk just about every other group in this WC, prove me wrong.
>>155659000maybe not top a group but I can see them getting a comfortable 2nd in group b,d, and some others
Should I stay up for the Jordan - Algeria game?I'm off work until thursday so i don't mind sleeping during the day and I already went through the France delay and the Norway game.
>>155658881>He's scary looking>He has too many antics>He feels entitled to scoret. native american in 1000 A.D. watching Haaland’s ancestor walk off his Dreki
>>155659000Trips confirm you're right. They got fucked so hard they couldn't even get the cheeky 3rd place with 4 points.
>>155659076gonna be a slurp slurp
>>155659076the riots in the streets either way will wake you up anyway, may as well stay up
>>155658360banger
>>155659076If I could only choose one match to skip it would be this one.
Where soccer is weird for me is when some rando Norway guy brings the ball down the field and totally breaks down their defense. Then he delivers a perfect pass to Haaland who chips in the easy goal. And everyone is like Haaland the marksman! Why doesn't the guy doing all the work get any love?
>>155659115The few French-Algerian guys I follow on socials absolutely seethed at the Argentina - Algeria game. Watching to get the context of their next seethe if they loose this one too could be fun.Also I factor comfy-posting while watching the game. And I listen to music while watching since i don't care much about the commentary.
>>155659188The Prestige
>>155659188Because Haaland is fucking fast and that's why he's open
>>155659188a goal is just worth that much more in this sport and players who are capable of confidently slotting it in are highly valued
Should we make comfy for Jordan vs Algeria?
>>155659188the assisters get love as well
>>155659188We french value Olise and/or Dembele with those assists when Mbraapé scores.We know he wouldn't do shit if the pass wasn't good enough.
>>155659314Every match deserves a comfy
>>155659314Sure thing, Mexico-bro. I'll be there when you do.
>>155659188Passers totally get their fame, but of course a striker needs skill to be in the right place
>>155659188If you've seen how horrible strikers are these days and shooting in general you'd know why
>>155659188Playmakers and creative midfielders always had prestige. Deco, Zidane, Xavi, Iniesta, Kaká, Laudrup, Scholes. Everyone rates them.And scoring goals is harder than it looks. You only appreciate poachers like Haaland after you've watched enough mediocre or even okay strikers. Being clinical and prolific takes very rare positioning, movement and finishing skills.
>>155659118thank you, anon! i never know if many people like these... but i will write another one for the Jordan vs Algeria match.
>>155659325>we french
