Is there anything more cringe than Norway LARPing as Vikings? Italians don't pretend to be Romans, and they were a hell of a lot more impressive than the Vikings.
>>155657943>sanchez seehting about white peoplekek
>>155657976You are both brown
>>155658154I'm white. I even have blue eyes from my nordic blood :)
>>155657976We have higher birthrates than all of Europe.
>>155658290You sure ?
>>155658635Mexicans go to the usa in masses to give birth. Every day a shit ton of mexican babies are born in us soil. I worked in that indistry and helped birth many babies to the most uneducated mexican mothers. Tons of guatemalans as well. Take a random baby being born in the usa and there's a good chance his last name is hispanic.
>>155658635Still higher than Europe lol
>>155657943>Is there anything more cringe than Norway LARPing as Vikings?yes, (You) complaining about it here
>>155657943God forbid white people have some fun
>>155657943>american who has no history, seething with jealousykwabim going to bed
I think it's pretty based how seethingly asshurt it makes /int/pol/ vermin.
>>155657943Yes. Minnesota Vikings fans LARPing as nordics
>>155657943to be fair we larp as "rebels" when we're the most compliant country in the world
>>155657943>Is there anything more cringe than Norway LARPing as Vikings?Yes ABSOLUTELY minnesotans
>>155658974The Viking thing is a modern invention. Nordic people had a real culture and identity, I don't know why you feel the need to do the whole song and dance when you have nothing in common with them outside genetics.
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be RomansYeah they do
>>155657943norwegians dress up as raping, pillaging marauders it's fun and wholesomemexicans dress up as human sacrificing warrior culture it's fun and wholesomebut I wear my granddad's uniform to the stadium and everybody loses their minds
>>155659052>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY AND HISTORY
>>155659068Patriot
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be RomansThey do
>>155659068
>>155659094How am I wrong?
>>155657943Actually we do LARP as Romans, though not as much as they do as Vikings
>>155657943cope
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be Romans,
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be Romanswe ARE proud romans you faggot
>>155659052Certified muttoid moment
>>155657943ironically its the latinx, especially brazilians, who larp as romans...
>>155657943I learnt yesterday that the Egyptians call themselves "pharaohs".
>>155659202we are (:
>>155659187Why do you think Americans love pretending to be Vikings?
>>155659139Because by that dumb logic no one should ever display or celebrate their ancestry and history. Because across the entire world, the only thing we share with our forefathers is genetics. It's just a bit of fun, mate, and I can understand you feel left out as an American because you have no ancestry but that's the hand you were dealt. Deal with it. Sorry, not sorry. Etc.
>>155659068important post
>>155657943Well, they have to enjoy it while they have that retarded freak scoring left and right for them
lads, i think we should turn up to the next game wearing top hats and monocles, who's with me?
>>155657943>LARPing as Vikingsviking is a verbjews LARP as Pharisees every day but you don't say shit, why?
>>155659278>no one should ever display or celebrate their ancestry and historyThere's a difference between that and being a washed up has been. Also the Vikings aren't much to celebrate. They pillaged Europe and then disappeared, all of Norway's true great achievements came far later.>as an American because you have no ancestryWhere does this meme come from? Americans are pretty genetically homogeneous, and we have lots of history. It might not go as far back as yours, but there's a lot to be proud of.
>>155657943I think it's kino honestly>>155659068lel
>>155657943yes, non Norwegians LARPing as vikings.
>>155659393>Americans are pretty genetically homogeneous,How is that possible my ancestors came here all in the early 20th century from different parts of Europe
>>155659444What's your particular ethnic mix?
Greeks pretending to be ancient Greeks and Slavs pretending to be ancient Macedonians is the funniest one
>>155657943>Celebrating your heritage and identity is le cringeyou're cringe faggot
>>155659466Around 41% Sweden/35%Germany/24%British isles according to one of those DNA sites.
>>155659393>Also the Vikings aren't much to celebrateYou don't get to decide that, do you? You, as an American, do not get to decide what other nations or peoples adopt as their outward national image. Arrogant fuck.>Norway's true achievements came laterYou can't name 5. Stop fucking LARPing.Also acting like Vikings were a non-factor when they literally changed the balance of power in Europe to the point that a 300~ year period is literally just called "The Viking Age".
>>155659278Why do you Europeans always get so triggered when we celebrate our ancestral heritage with holidays and festivals but feel fine about identifying with people who died 1000 years ago?
>>155659531Yeah, pretty much exactly what I expected. Most Americans average out around that. I assume you're from the Midwest, it's more British here on the east coast. There actually aren't that many Italian and Slavic Americans.
>>155659393>the Vikings aren't much to celebratethey discovered your shithole
>>155657943I think it's pretty fun. Italians don't pretend to be Roman because they haven't made it to the World Cup in a decade
Most whites in the US are some mixture of British Isles/Irish/German. There's no pure ethnicity in the US at all and never has been. It was founded primarily by Anglo-Saxon Protestants but they quickly intermingled with Germans, and there were Scots and Irish. Many Irish leaving the famines and Italians (a lot of Sicilians) came later and were discriminated against but outnumbered the Anglos and were eventually just considered "white". We never had that many French because most of their settlers went to Canada. Theres a few Scandinavians in the Midwest too, but yeah. Dutch a little bit.
>>155659529This is why youre poor and destitute.Because you obfuscate your identity with concepts that arent relevant to the actual life that you live.If you were smarter, you'd develop your own identity, anon. You'd also be a lot less miserable, and a lot more fuckable.
>>155659068To be fair, modern-day German pacifists don't have that WW2 Nazi fighting spirit
>>155659538>You, as an American, do not get to decide what other nations or peoples adopt as their outward national imageI can call it cringe.>you can't name 5Not as much Norway, but the Nordic countries as a whole have had profound influence on computing over the past 50 years. The modern Nordics are very disconnected from the Vikings.>Vikings were a non factorI never said that, they were just more of a non factor than the Romans. Which is ironic because modern Italians are actually more like the Romans than you are like Vikings. They also just kind of came and went.
>heh, all those people having fun with their friends are CRINGE>I, the obsessed autistic NEET from /int/ have figured all of human existence out>I am above you all
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be RomansThey should, it would be more entertaining
>>155659567And did what, exactly, with it? They didn't even know it was a new continent.
>>155659678You should kill yourself. Everything thinks you're embarrassing to be around.
>>155659567Errrrm that was the native Americans
>>155659068>my granddad's uniformSo a Bundesrepublik uniforme? Yeah i've hear they are quite ugly.
>>155659068how about your great granddads instead?
>>155659706Oh yeah you're seething
>>155659712they didnt know what they had until you took it from them
>>155659728Take a look at your flag, anon
>>155659538>a 300~ year period is literally just called "The Viking Age".I had no idea about this and I'm a pretty well read guy. That's probably something they only teach at scandinavian schools.
funny how much racism there was from a certain group of people on this board but then they all seethe about the whitest crowd the tournament has had because they can't self insert as nords only meds lol
>>155658798It's trending down so it's not the best thing to use. I would do maybe Mexican food or weather.
>>155659678>I can call it cringe.And I can call you a faggotNot even gonna address the rest of your post since you were outed as a LARPer, and I'd also like to reiterate >>155659094
>>155659706
>>155659068this is the post
>>155659723/int/pol/ faggots like you have been shitting up this board forever. You're not funny or interesting. You're a pathetic lame annoyance.
>>155659751I self insert as a White American. The greatest people to ever live.
>>155659661anon, after WW2 we were a frontine state on the border with the Ruskiesuntil 1990 every german male was expected to be the first casualty of WW3things change but we are one of the tougher people around compared to the rest of the westdon't buy armchair general bullshit especially when it's from Americans. my dad was a soldier and they called the americans barracks queens, definitely not to be counted on when things go hot
>>155659538i'm honestly surprised Scandiavians don't larp more as the Kievan Rus.
>>155659628What does that actually look like in practice? And why should it matter for a random sports chant.
>>155659763>not gonna address it because I got BTFOd
>>155659628What concepts? Your genetics? What could be more relevant to your life than what you actually are as a living creature? Nothing conceptual about that. Having a group identity is an essential part of being human and has been so since the dawn of time.
>>155659605All ethnicities are mixed. They just choose at one point in history to form a new one.
>>155657943WE MADE HIM 150% NORWEGIAN!THE CRISPR EXPERIEMENT IS WORKING! GET FUCKED!
>/int/pol/ faggots like you have been shitting up this board forever. You're not funny or interesting. You're a pathetic lame annoyance
>>155659746Evidently not well read enough. Just about any country affected by the vikings (just about all of Northern/Western Europe) call it that. I'd reckon a good bit of Eastern Europe does too
>>155657943>Is there anything more cringe than Norway LARPing as Vikings?Yeh OP LARPing as someone who isn't fat and gay lmao
>>155657943Let them be happy, you gormless fuck. The worst aspect of WC /sp/ is every retard in the board trying to act as the fun police to everyone else.
>>155659605Mostly agree but it is for sure regional. If you're white and from the south you are most likely english/scottish and nothing else.
the Christcvck fears the rampaging Odin worshipper. he trembles before his betters.
>>155659829>carlos the tradcath seething about paganskek
>>155659838What would a jungle-mix retard from Chile know about European history. He's still butthurt after The Latins cucked their great-great-great-great grandmother's hairy pussy.
>>155659870
>>155659807I asked you to name 5 things. You gave a generic "computing" answer, stretched over a 50 year time period, and applied it to all of Scandinavia, as opposed to just Norway. There is no BTFOing, you did not do as asked. There was nothing to address. Now kill yourself
>>155659896Like Linux, C++, ssh, Google Maps, and Bluetooth? Those are 5 Nordic things.
>>155659783i find it hilarious when people say germany is finished with regards to the birth rate. germany went through two Armageddon tier wars and turned out pretty well
>>155659948I know literacy is bad in the States but I specified NorwayNot "Nordics", Norway. Do you see how the funny little symbols change after the initial "Nor" for those two words? That means they're different. They mean different things
>>155659962The difference is that the country was still homogeneous after both wars.
>>155657976>>155657943OMG They are actually unambiguously overwhelmingly white. Unlike the Dutch, Germans etc. And their team is 99% white. I will save this webm and will jerk to it every day.
>>155659992>>155659896Try not to get baited, it is useless to have a discussion here wher eyou express your honest opinionyou are so innocent..
>>155659992Y'know I'm searching for Norwegian achievements and they're honestly nothing compared to the rest of the Nordic countries...Maybe you are just a bunch of rednecks with oil money.
norway bro, are you bored, wtf are you arguing with that autist?
>>155659745we took nothingwe gave them sanitation, transportation, medicine, and purposeand just asked for a little in returnyou stole land, we didnt
>>155659058My wife, who is from northern Italy, looks down on southern Italians, hates Rome, and takes great pride in the northern barbarian blood supposedly running through her veins.That said, I have serious doubts about how accurate her proud little ancestry story actually is.Every summer, once she gets a tan at the beach, her skin turns so brown that you would think she had at least some Black ancestry.
>>155659889I like them both I think it's tragic lots of amerindians got this split identity caused by mixing up their genes with white people
>>155660075Good. We're done here then. Since you're so computing focused you could've obviously pointed out Norway being the birthplace of OOP with Simula but what can you expect from a retarded yank. Good night.
>>155657943Rigging a penalty vs Senegal. That is peak cringe
>>155660106Oops!
>>155659881I wouldn't expect you to know about the guerra del pacifico or anything relevant in this side of the world in general either. For most people outside of norway in the western world, relevant history goes from sumerians to egypt to greece then romans then middle ages then there's the mongols somewhere in between, a slight period of nothing much and then humanism. the viking age isn't a real thing outside of three or five countries
>>155660169>invented OOPGarbage isn't worth mentioning
Imagine being a rich white country with long ass winters and being THAT bad at hockey. Norwegians should be ashamed.
>>155660236as a programmer im inclined to agree, OOP is absolute fucking trash
>>155660267>programmerpost socks
>>155660288There are like almost no trannies in CS I don't know where this meme comes from
>>155659889Yes. Where is the possible contradiction here?
>>155659838>>155659881except we don't call it thatfall of the roman empire to ~1000/first crusade/norman conquest is called dark agesthan ~1000 to end of plague/fall of byzantium is middle ages/medieval periodthen it's renaissancethere's a viking period, but your giving yourselves too much credit to get a whole age for others to call it
>>155660233>SumeriansLook, I enjoy ancient history, but for most people history is like Astrix and Obelix or Rome Total War, where biblical inaccurate egyptians under tooth-an-camera fought Caesar, until his daughter Cleopatra became pharaoh and seduced Caesar, while Vikings were sailing the north sea.
>>155660233most of the western world knows about vikings and it was considered a big thing during that eraso nah, idk why so many browns are trying to say otherwise but it's definitely more recognized than any brown shit lol
>>155660267>programming in Norway>no IndiansMust be so comfy
>>155660256No-one gives a shit about icefight here though.We used to really care ice-scate races until like the late 00s, now curling is probably just as popular if not more.
>>155660307Yes they are! Why do you think I'm asking for socks. Also you caught up on it, so you also should know where it's coming from.
>>155660288darn, im figured out
>>155660486L O N D O NONDON
>>155660375The "Viking Age" literally has a page on Wikipedia stemming from 2001.
>>155660486>guy larping as a viking turns out to be a literal homosexuallmao
>>155657976Be honestYou made the thread yourself
>>155660453Not that brown shit is relevant at all but mayans, aztecs and incas are about as relevant as vikings.
>>155660646Not really, though Aztecs are probably the most recognizable new world civilization that isn't a stereotypical scalp taking, horse thieving, red skinned feather indian.Maya and Inca get easily mixed up for non-history nerd unless you were really into the Emperor's new groove as a kid, or is old enough to remember all the Chariots of the Gods bullshit. Also Maya is a doomsday calendar or something, whoomp whoomp.
>>155661040inca had macchu picchu which is on every basic bitchs travel bucket list
>>155661040Mayans, Inca, and Aztecs left behind gigantic stone structures and city ruins that boggle the mind while our ancestors left fucking nothing. You really haven't seen these things if you think you can whomp whomp away the history here
>>155660169>Norway being the birthplace of OOPFuck you
>>155661345Cortez is a Lucky man being one of the few that saw the cities
>>155659068Really makes you think...
>>155660646By relevant you mean known?Anyone with basic interest in history knows about both. I don't expect the average person to know details like the vikings raiding the Iberian coast or the difference between Mayas and Incas. You really think a random European or Asian never heard about the Aztecs?
>>155661345That's because those societies still existed in the 1500s. We have tons and tons of medieval European structures still standing today. Pic related
We should be larping as vaqueros, cowboys and mounties. Now that's something unique in North America
>>155661710
>>155661662Of course they have, just like we all have heard of vikings. But I don't think I've ever heard a deluded peruANO talking about the Inca age and how it shaped the world as we know it now
>>155659717No, a DDR one
Why a giant head?
>>155661671That's nice but in our case it's more like comparing Greece and Rome to northern Europe. There's absolutely nothing from the ancient world other than rune stones that point to any kind of grand, centralized, permanent societies. There are no stone temples, no stone roads, no stone walls. Nothing. Germanics are late comers and they were more like nomadics from the east given their building habits.
>>155661913Machu Picchu was built in the 1400s. Compare contemporaneous buildings please.
>>155658844Yeah kinda, white people fun is genociding half the planet
>>155659068All 3 are valid tbqh
>>155657943>Norway is now 2nd>in case of a draw France will advance as 1stThanks Senegal, you protected the script.
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be Romans
>>155661989Nigga the colosseum was built while my Danish ancestors were running through the forests dressed as wolves living in mud huts I don't know what else to say
>>155659068Society
>>155657976>>155658154>>155658221all three of you are darker than me i am basically white as a piece of paper
>>155657943RO
>>155657943THEY DIDN’T HAVE HORNS ON HELMETS IN ANCIENT NORWAY
>>155661710Texans and arizonans already larp as cowboys though.
>>155662017We have to start somewhere
>>155659068You should wear the dress of your people in protest against this racism
>>155659068give it 5 centuries or so
>>155659948>C++Come on now, this is a negative
>Do a fun celebration>OMG WOKES BTFOI hate angolsphere and their muh culture war faggotry so fucking much.Never ever come to Norway, you already poisoned our boomers with this retarded shit
Vikings didnt wear those ridiculous horn helmets.
>>155665116Were you there?
Our team has been nothing but cringelords since day 1. Look at how they humiliate us with this official team photo. Literally dressed up as americanized hollywood vikings. This is neither celebrating our historical ties or fun. It's paid advertisement for american cultural domination and eradication of real culture
>>155657943>oy vey, how dare they have pride in their ancestors!
>>155665141>nofunallowed.jpg
>Noooo stop having fun it's CRINGEThis is what zoomers actually believe
>>155665161If they truly cared they wouldn't dress up as some HBO show extras
>ITT:
>>155665131Epic reply fren, those helms are Illiad inspired 19th century inventions.Stil I wanna go after the Amerishart, not all Vikings wete looting degenerates, a lot of them were sophisticated navigator - merchants and seaman in general.
>>155657943>ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>(performs rowing motion)
>>155665090What's the alternative? C? With no built in data structures? Rust? lmao
>>155662189Yeah Romans were more advanced than northern Europeans. Not injuns lol.
>>155657943It's not serious anon. They're just having a little fun
>>155659068jej
>>155665131They were invented by the costume designer for Wagner's Ring Cycle lol. So not even by Nords.
>>155662186Greeks pretended to be Romans for a millennium, though
>>155657943>ItaliansYes they do, pasta niggers also dress up as pizza and Mario
>>155657943>>155657976the chad Vikang went on adventure to rape and pillage other lands while the pussy effeminate Vikang stayed behind and became the modern nordic right? i think it's ironic that they are LARPing as Vikang now
>>155659068lol
>>155665976Just look at Romanians. Imagine as Dacia getting so buckbroken by Rome that your descendants choose to larp as your enemies.
>>155659068kek
>>155660236>Uhm that doesn't count.. BECAUSE it just doesn't, okayConcession accepted.I've slept for 6 hours so I hope you've taken some time to reflect and realized that suggesting you form a national identity around computation is fucking retarded? Do you want them to be in the stands with glasses, a white shirt and a little laptop? Reflect.Retarded faggot.
Norwegians are based and awesome. The only truly support-able country in the cup for me.
>>155659068>animal fursgood>stripes of flashy colors good>stylish hugo boss suitbad
>>155666054I mean what else do Nordic people have to be proud of other than scientific advancements?
>>155665992The vast, vast majority of Vikings came back home after their Viking. You know, Scandinavia, where their kids and wives and homes are.
>>155665116The Celts (well the bronze age whatever equivalent for each region) did actually wear metal "horned" helmets.And they were almost always decorated with feathers and stuff.Jewllywood has done incredible damage to anything historical.
>>155666108Being among the best places in the world to live in.
>>155666108The cheesehovel is a pretty big deal.
>>155666108Autistic chads like Klaebo and Magnus Carlsen
>>155666124Because of oil money?
>>155666167Only Norway has that but all of the Nordics are good places to live.
>>155666117Wagner was pretty much a Nazi lol this one is not on the Jews.
Norway have been pretty kino so far.
>>155662017And the world would be a better place if we were free to do that.
>>155666174Sure, but there's no use LARPing as le based chad conquering Vikings. Anglos beat you at that game long ago by ACTUALLY conquering a quarter of the world, and keeping it. It's just kind of impotent to be doing these chants pretending to be conquerors when your whole identity today is based on staying where you are and being content with what you have. That and the immigration makes it feel very ironic.
>>155666134lol
Ask me how I knew an American idiot would be the OP. >>155657943
>>155666193Saying that pretending to be vikings = pretending to be conquerors is your own fiction though. I'm not sure why you'd make that jump but I'm pretty sure you're the only one doing so.Disregarding the fact that it's really not that deep; it's a simple chant that went viral locally because it's reminiscent of our history, but vikings were never conquerors to begin with. They were either plunderers or settlers. They either took, stole and pillaged, or they integrated.
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be RomansThey tried in the 1920s-40s
>>155666223This is correct.
>>155657943>"they're LARPing", vomited the mutt from the 250 year old countryThey're proud of their roots. You wouldn't understand because you don't really have any to call your own.
>>155666108
>>155666238If you try to "settle" somewhere people have already set up permanent settlements for centuries, that is called conqueringFor example the Danelaw
>>155657943>Is there anything more cringe than Norway LARPing as Vikings?Chicanos larping as Mexicans?
How I look pulling up to the world cup>>155659889Killing civcucks is based
>>155657976only 8/10 because no sound
>>155666108Why is that the only factor? Why can't we find common ground in our ancestry as opposed to some scientific advancement that likely only a fraction of the population even knows about or can appreciate. What is it about this that you don't get?Think before you speak
>>155660075now you know why they cling to hollywood stereotypes of 1000 year old history to form an identity. nothingburger nation
>ITT: mystery meat new worlders seething because they saw white people having harmless funlol
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be RomansYes, yes they do.but the cringiest thing is italians watching Vikings series and changing their facebook names to Olaffson and shit, like nigga, you're closer to a nafri than a norse, stop larping>t. Italian
>>155666290>t. Muhammad Olafson
>>155666283No you have to be proud of some retarded discovery made by a multinational team of expertise who happened to be on your soil based on thousands of years of knowledge from around the globeThat's the real achievement
>>155666310
This kind of thing used to be normal during the world cup. Specially the host country, they used to do a lot of shit to promote their culture or whatever. Even if it's sometimes cringe, but then years go by and you remember some of those things, like the Waka Waka by Shakira or the Ricky Martín songWe used to have some really kino ads, songs, games...
>>155659068just wait a thousand years and you can once again dress up as a national socialist like you were meant to.
>>155666124Ironic because if you ask the average loser on norgetråden at /int/ or read any comment field on vg/e24 all you see is endless whining and people wishing we were conquered by Americans/Russians/Nazis
>>155666474>Americans/Russians/NazisLmao why?
>>155666532Because norway is apparently too socialist/overrun with foreigners/communist/woke for these boomer fucks who plundered the land then pulled the ladder up after themselves, so they view US/Russia/WW2 germany as their ideal country and wish we had Trump, Putin or Hitler running the show, depending on what kind of boomer they are.
>>155657943Why do Americans always feel so threatened by other countries having an actual culture and history?
>>155666584>an actual culture and historyOur history and culture is based on the Vikings tv show?
>>155666606Yes.
>>155657943Thin skinned christian is melting down again
>Rowing is my "history and culture" nowAh yes. I wake up and row my way to work, dodging all these foreign metal beasts on the road threatening our way of life, i row by the coffee machine and make myself a traditional viking brew of black coffee. The escalator is congested due everyone trying to row up the stairs at the same time and two office workers break out in Holmgang. I am exiled to the wilds because i ended up showing up too late to the office meeting so i row my sad ass out to the forest and die from a wolf attack because i forgot my horned viking helmet i inherited from grandfather and my battle axe infused with the power of Thor that my mum gave me for birthday.
>Ah yes. I wake up and row my way to work, dodging all these foreign metal beasts on the road threatening our way of life, i row by the coffee machine and make myself a traditional viking brew of black coffee. The escalator is congested due everyone trying to row up the stairs at the same time and two office workers break out in Holmgang. I am exiled to the wilds because i ended up showing up too late to the office meeting so i row my sad ass out to the forest and die from a wolf attack because i forgot my horned viking helmet i inherited from grandfather and my battle axe infused with the power of Thor that my mum gave me for birthday.
>>155666677You say that jokingly but I know a guy in his 60s who has been rowing to work every day for his entire life. Sans winter obviously when he skis instead. Fucked up guy
>>155666737Why did that satirical post upset you?
>>155665114>I hate angolsphere and their muh culture war faggotry so fucking much.>Never ever come to Norway, you already poisoned our boomers with this retarded shiti love how anti-woke and inspired your post is, you don't care about being namby pamby and woke and kind, you are just telling the truth and telling it straight
>>155666677dying from wolf attack is very unlikely, given that wolves avoid humans and have both a very good sense of smell and hearing
>>155666858That's not what my traditional video games taught me about life in the viking era.Jokes aside, it's unlikely because not only are they cowardly, they're also very few in numbers. We have like 60 wolves left in all of Norway due overhunting and ruining their natural habitats.
>>155666584American fundamentally do not comprehend the concept of a non-American. They think culture is a gimmick like their own 1/1024 percent Irish at saint patricks day parade.
>>155659068Egal was die andern denken, mach dein Ding bruddi
>>155657976A racist tradition.
>>155666677>Hurr durr what is all of coastal Norway's main mode of transport until cars were affordable in the 60/70s>How did fishermen-farmers do their fishing for literal centuries if not millennia?My grandfather literally rowed to his sweetheart to court her, my father exists because my grandfather rowed himself some pussy.
>>155657943Americans larping Vikings and Italians
>>155657943>>155659068
>>155666770He sounds badass
they are vikingsif norwegians didn't raid europe and bring back the ugliest women, haaland wouldn't exist
I don't like the chant since it's just stealing Iceland's old chant, but I don't see the problem with LARPing as your past.
>>155666992Just part and parcel of kidnapping english roses
>>155666017way more people larp as dacians here than romans
I don't recall seeing all these "wokes" crying anywhere, not in norway, not in sport media and not even on twitter.But i do see thousands of posts, especially foreigners talking about these supposed wokies crying over this. How strange.
>>155667096this is a /int/cel tourist thread
>>155667173https://inyheter.no/04/06/2026/slakter-viking-kritikk-det-norrone-tilhorer-ikke-nazistene/Fucking Mímir Kristjánsson had to defend the shirts from other leftists who called them evil.
>>155667221>3 faggots (two outrage journalists and one gay academic)I am 100% that these are the people the bongs "owning da wokies" is referring to. Truly a legion threatening to erase the masculine power structure!
>>155667173Bro it's the daily mail, news by retards, for retards. Best not to give them attention.
>>155657943it's okay as long as the victims were white people
>>155667251>Imblying that that isn't enough to make changes to shit in NorgayWhat does "hen" mean according to the dictionaries then?
>>155660026>Americans be like.
>>155667284You're one of these boomer cucks aren't you? >>155666565
It's first WC they have been in since 98 iirc, I think it's pretty wholesome they want to put on a big show of it.
>>155667318I accept your concession, you broccoli-haired fairy.
>>155667338>It's first WC they have been in since 98 iircImagine the constipation
>>155667346Don't hate me because i still have hair left, you decrepit old cunt
>>155667360Kek
>>155657943who cares
>>155667361Better no hair, than yee-yee-ass hair.
>>155667346>>155667361You guys are both getting angry about some ragebait from an *nglish sewer rag. Don't let the anglos and their stupid culture war bullshit get to you. Ffs man if you were there you would both happily be rowing along with the rest of the Norwegians.
>>155667397We're just bantzing
>>155667397No, I am getting rump-roasted over him being a faggot who get bum-blasted over other people being shitter-shattered over the state of our country. The anglos has nothing to do with our current state of mad.
I mean you guys larp as Italians, German, Dutch etc sooo
what i wonder, is... what's the cutoff line? how long can it pass until we all can celebrate our ancestors? when will germans be allowed to honor hitler & ss? who decides on such manners?
>>155660486>webcam at topOh...oh no.
>>155666677>He hasn't read Terje VigenImmigrant or mutt confirmed.
>>155667523if the vicitms were mostly white then it's okay.
>>155667734Then larping as nazis should be totally fine...
>>155667717I mean, I haven't read it either, but i have read Pan.I started on Sult, but the main character rubbed me the wrong way so I didn't finish it.
>>155659068really makes you think...
>>155667717I don't read accidental outhouse slop. Ibsens only good and inspirational work is Peer Gynt.
>>155659068And people say that germans have no sense of humour
>>155667780no because they killed jews and they called themselves the superior people. that can make non whites afraid, so it's wrong.
>>155667877Good job devaluing the lives of millions of dead white men lost in the war, while crying about how jews is "achually" the ones doing it, dumb frog
>>155667523hitler was an austrian mostly just butthurt by the treaty of versailles. there's not much to celebrate about him
>>155667905don't know why you suddenly went mad. weird behaviour.
>>155667946I am mad because disingenuous faggots like you are, whenever wittingly or not devaluing all the white men who died in wars so you can larp as the TRVE victim of jews or some shit.
>>155667946He is probably the broccoli haired homo who gets mad about everything.
>>155667853Bro, he didn't mean that in jest..
>>155667960ah you're the kind of guy who invent an ennemy to justify your anger I see.
>>155659068lul
>>155657943Most of the viking age is lost history because noone in Scandinavia had paper. It's 300+ years of history and most of the time when you hear some king mentioned we're not even sure he existed. Anyone who claims they were impressive or not impressive, civilized or uncivilized has no clue what they're talking about
>Dear Danish readers. Norway has become good at football. You’ve noticed that. So have we. The problem with Norway’s resurgence isn’t that the team itself seems to be better than the Swedish one right now. We’re behind. That’s just how it goes. No, the problem is the same as it’s always been: Norway can’t handle it.>Norway and Sweden faced off a couple of weeks ago in a friendly international, where the Swedish performance was, to put it mildly, nothing to write home about. But that wasn’t the worst of it. That evening in Oslo was so painful that a future in which we’re wiped off the face of the earth by AI suddenly didn’t seem so bad after all; if that happened, at least we’d be spared from seeing Norway act like a major football nation.
>>155660486fy faen anonsen
>>155658844Simply not allowed
>>155658290>>155658635>>155658798>1.5its lower than that and still collapsing
Their viking larp is even more cringe when you find out that the vast vast vast majority of runestones telling tales of raids and voyages to England are found in Sweden.Norway was and still is a irrelevant shithole that gets passed between Denmark and Sweden like a worn out fleshlight to take our frustrations out on. This abnormal blip of oil wealth will come to pass and Norway will return to it's normal state of being a collection Dano-Swedish rapebaby inbreeding fishing villages.
>>155658290and you keep upping ours by bombing the middle-east
>>155657943Italians have a lot of options to tie in to their culture other than RomeNorwegians have, umm, that one guy who shot 70 people I guess
>>155657943>invades, loots, kills, burns, and rapes all women across europe>is celebrated like a heroI wonder if in the future muzzies will be celebrated for the stabbings too
>>155668187>This abnormal blip of oil wealth will come to pass and Norway will return to it's normal stateIt's cute that Swedes still tell themselves this as a coping mechanism Norway already makes over 2x more off stocks than oil & gas (664 billion NOK in 2025)Norway's holdings in the sovereign wealth fund increased its value by 1526 billion NOK in 2025 aloneAt this point Norway is first and foremost a financial powerhouse, oil & gas comes second
>>155668187>this entire postInsanely embarrassing
>>155660001>The difference is that the country was still homogeneous after both wars.Was always a melting pot, do not fall for a meme.
>>155668187>Swedes and danes are known as the pillaging rapists, the jeets of the past>Norwegians are known as the great explorers, colonizers and merchantsNot the win you hoped for Pekka
>>155668522Bruh, Oljefondet just needs one big financial collapse caused by mutts or chinese before all the digital money they have vanishes overnight.And we are due for a large impact financial meltdown soon
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be RomansFourth line of the Italian anthem>on the helmet of Scipio.
>>155668646And you think other countries would be better off in a global economical meltdown?
>>155668689Of course not, but they have more tangible assets and physical resources to recover from. Once the oil is dried up and oljefondet fucked over, we'll have a hard time in wait unless by some miracle thorium turns out to be a good replacement for future energy demands (and then good luck getting our retards running this country to actually start mining that shit in this century)
I have nationalist larping fatigue.
>>155657976ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GOING DOWN THE STREAMMERRILY MERRILY MERRILY HAPPY AS CAN BE
>>155668646Two more weeks
>>155668722You can remove Norway's entire income from oil & gas today and its GDP per capita would still remain higher than Finland'sLast time the global market crashed in 2008 the investment fund bought stocks for cheap and had a record return of 25.6 percent in 2009
>>155658770America always had a Spanish-Mexican influence. Those people didn't move out of America after the Mexican-American War.Next Central and South Americans are still for the most part raised in Christian Eurocentric societies.We're not the fucking retarded Europeans trying to force feed people into our country with a culture that is actively seeking to destroy us. The issue is we want them to assimilate to become Americans. I'm not sure where this false narrative that fucking America was a homogeneous society even comes from. It wasn't the fucking 13 colonies couldn't stand each other, the North and South couldn't stand each other, the East Coast and the Prarie States couldn't stand each other, the Fly Overs and the Fly Intos can't stand each other.The Angloids used to have constant anti Catholic race riots on the East coast. We used to have Irish and Italian gangs terrorizing the streets.America is operating as it always has.
>>155659068too soon
>>155657943The thing is they ARE the descendants of vikings. They practically haven't moved in over a thousand years.
>>155657943Trvthnuke
You know they’re cucked bucked and broken when they use a faggy “runic inspired” font for the Arabic Numerals on their jersey.
>>155669346What the fuck am I reading? Do you want them to use a non-Arabic number system? Are you perhaps retarded?
>>155669346FIFA would never allow any numerals that can't easily be read by anyone watching the match, your post is nonsensical
>>155659068Imperial Japanese Army uniforms are a bit unpopular in East Asia too.
>>155659561just because you're 1/64th irish on your mother's side doesn't mean you're as irish as paddy from galway
>>155659175You're not on the WC, you have no say.
>>155669070im the descendant of a caveman im gonna show up to the game in a loin cloth
>>155669391>>155669404You are crying to me in English, and your post is numbered with a system that you didn’t invent. What *does* Norway do, exactly?
ViKANGS larp is cringe as fuck and doesn't belong to norwegians. We Samis settled this place first. But like most naive people, we gave the german immigrants the benefit of doubt, much like the native americans gave the english waves a chance.
>>155669666Did Americans invent the Arabic Numerals system? Did they invent the English language? Do you think before you post?
USAs next match against Turkey, i will be attending in full uniform. look for my flag in the crowd. we're gonna buckbreak those roaches.
>>155660486Norsemen have TWO ways of life
>>155660646Frankly vikings get more loving
>>155657943it's cringe because Norway achieved nothing for the next 1000 years apart from stumble across a valuable resource in their backyard and become an oilnigger nation
>>155660486>this is the dude telling you that your country is gay with no history and calling you a fairy
>>155668949Holy retard cope America was 3% Hispanic in 1960. Latin America is as much of a shithole as the Muslim world is. The difference between now and then is that back then the immigrants were OBJECTIVELY more like the native Anglos, genetically and culturally. Irish people can become American because they are almost identical to British people. The same doesn't go for fucking Mexicans.
>>155670092Let's not act like one queer is a representation for the entire country>having that saved on your computerStarting to think you might be a bit fruity, too
>>155669678>We Samis settled this place firstWrong, Europeans did around the same time, and they settled the areas that are now heavily populated. Sami never settled southern Scandinavia. Modern Sami are mostly genetically European anyways.
>>155670164Nigga you wear maid thigh highs
>>155659068this is extremely anti semitic
>>155659068good post
>>155670194I have been wearing nothing but linen shorts and Hawaiian shirts for the past two weeks, as I do every summer. This goes without saying but surely you can get it through your fat skull that there are more than one Norge poster?
>>155670164that's the fucking Hulkster. you shut your homofil rumpa up.
>>155660152>My wife, who is from northern Italy, looks down on southern Italians
>>155657976We had to do this in primary school and pretend one of those wooden PE benches was a longboat and sing "row row we are the vikings row row we are the people of the nooooooooooooooorth". Fun times.
>>155657943Haha rowboat goes bŕrrrrrrrrr
>>155658635Based. Deserved for those feminized cucks. It should sink lower like their city
>>155659068wouldn't want to be wearing black felt in this heat desu
>>155657943Norbros have made a funny rowing meme and the browns are in tatters...
>>155657943>Italians don't pretend to be Romanspaisanos... it's been so long they don't even know us anymore.
>>155665114>anti-woke that word has officially lost all meaning
>>155658844>God forbid white people have some funHe pretty much did, that's what the ten commandments are all about, limiting fun.
>>155669722holy based
>>155670740>brown obese man walks into the gymSTOP LARPING YOU LITTLE INCELS YOUR NOT EVEN WHITE
>>155672455I ain't shitting you dawg
>>155660075Well after linux, ssh and irc, the osthyvel is probably the 4th most helpful thing in my life.
>>155659068It really do be like that tbqf
>>155666075This. White brothers.
>>155657943>Is there anything more cringe than Norway LARPing as Vikings?americans larping as vikings
>>155673293It blew my mind when I realized most people cut cheese slices with a normal knife.
>>155677835The civilized worlf isnt as as large as one might think. Most of Germany doesn't have dish drying cabinets i think. Seriously how do people live without these
>>155678040wouldn't the suds collect on the bottom shelf?
>>155678536No as they all have holes in the bottomhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dish_drying_cabinet
>>155659068based
>>155669722Basert!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtS0wlVcpk
>>155659068cuz u targeted (((them))) you broke the unwritten rules
>>155657943>>155657943>Is there anything more cringe than Norway LARPing as Vikings?Yes, yelling out "I believe that we will win">Italians don't pretend to be RomansThat's their problem, they should do it
I'm white as fuck with blue eyes and all, both my parents were born in Europe, yet I still like to larp as a nigger online and call people nigga and I listen to rap almost exclusively.
>>155682942yeah that's called being a wigger and we have the GOAT
>>155660486bruuuuh
