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What if every player had to play for the country of their ancestors? Who would win?
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>>155658272
Who would Americans play for?
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>>155658359
Wherever their last name comes from
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>>155658359
The US team would be Anglos of course.
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>>155658272
Who would Brazillians play for
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You have to polish this idea. How far do you have to go with "ancestors"? What if father and mother come from different places?
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>>155658272
Who does Jude play for since he has a white father?
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>>155658537
polish THIS
*thrusts penis in your face*
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>>155658384
>your last name is your genetics
tf is this
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>>155658384
I'm 1/8 Polish but that's my last name, you'd have me represent them?
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>>155658272
>What if every player had to play for the country of their ancestors?

Isn't that supposed to be like... a regular world cup
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>>155658272
Everyone would play for Iraq
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>>155658526
Split all the player base between Nigeria, Angola, Paraguay(closest Tupi relatives), Portugal, Italy, Germany, Poland and Japan
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>>155658272
I'm curious as to how the French team would look like. English team might have had Maguire although I guess he's really Norf Irish.

Algerian team would definitely get a buff with Mbappe, Cherki, and Olise.
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>>155658526
We can bring out DNA tests just for them

>>155658537
>What if father and mother come from different places?
Then we'll go with the father. They'll play for whichever ethnic group their father could be classified as, or whichever country his last name comes from.
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>>155658722
Only if their main ethnicity isn't already obvious
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>>155658384
So black people will all end up playing for England. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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this is how the france national team would look like if there were only white french:

4-3-2-1 formation

ST: Estéban Lepaul (rennes)
LW: Mathys Detourbet (troyes)
RW: Florian Thauvin (lens)
AM: Enzo Le Fee (sunderland)
CM: Adrin Rabiot (ac milan)
CM: Maxence Caqueret (como)
LB: Adrien Truffert (bournemouth)
CB: Maxime Estève (burnley)
CB: Robin Le Normand (atletico madrid)
RB: Jonathan Clauss (nice)
GK: Lucas Chevalier (psg)

BENCH AND RESERVES:

ST: Mathis Abline (nantes)
ST: Rayan Philippe (hamburg)
LW: Martin Terrier (leverkusen)
RW: Theo Le Bris (lorient)
AM: Pablo Pagis (lorient)
AM: Louis Mouton (angers)
CM: Louis Leroux (nantes)
CM: Johann Lepenant (nantes)
CM: Adrien Thomasson (rennes)
DM: Marius Courcoul (angers)
DM: Valentin Rongier (rennes)
LB: Quentin Merlin (rennes)
LB: Melvin Bard (nice)
LB: Lucas Digne (aston villa)
RB: Anthony Caci (mainz)
RB: Marius Louer (Angers)
RB: Paul Joly (Kaiserslautern)
CB: Benjamin Pavard (inter milan)
CB: Oliver Boscagli (brighton & hove albion)
CB: Anthony Rouault (rennes)
CB: Tristan Crama (millwall)
GK: Robin Risser (lens)
GK: Ewen Jaouen (newcastle united)
GK: Jean Butez (como)

rate the white french national team
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>>155658272
>Spanish Empire team
>13 World Cups
>The best players in the World
>Messi and Ronaldo playing in the same team

If only
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>>155659880
not qualified
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>>155659880
Shit.
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>>155659940
Portugal wasn't part of the Spanish Empire.
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>>155659940
shut the fuck up retard
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>>155659973
>american education
They were unified between 1580 to 1640
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>>155659186
What about adoptions? Balotelli was adopted. Rüdiger's father was also adopted apparently
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>>155659880
At least let them get Laporte back Jesus
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>>155660012
Personal union.
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>>155658272
Ethiopia
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>>155660012
>filipino iq
So would the Filipinos and Dutch play for Spain too lol?
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>>155660012
i know this thanks to eu4
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>>155659880
Lmaoooooo
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>>155658272
OMG THIS IS MY TEAM
This is what every euro team looked like 30 years ago. Well maybe except for France.
No ifs. No buts. No north american or asian rape babies. Just pure European blood.
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>>155658761

Honestly? Yes. It was your polish male ancestor that got on that boat and made it happen over here.
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>>155658272
>>155658272
>>155658359
We won't have a team then...
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>>155660099
Not the dutch, but Belgium yes.
Filipinos of course.
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>>155660054
Nope. Balotelli plays for Ghana, Rudiger plays for Sierra Leone
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>>155659880
This is great actually. Why don't we have WHITE ONLY european tournament? To participate you need to submit your heritage card or whatever it is called in Europe similar to what we have here. It should say euorpean down to at least 5 generations.
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>>155660186
That makes zero sense, this is an ethnicity World Cup.
Sorry to break it to you Juan Carlos but you're not a Spaniard.
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>>155660232

I think Argentina would win that easily. And they are also winning the current format lol
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>>155660276
Spanish Empire was a multi ethnic country, same as Russia today
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>>155660276
Spaniards gave them shit names like Pendejito.
I'd be mad.
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>>155660393
Yeah and France is a multiethnic country today, but no one's referring to Black people when they talk about the ethnic French
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>>155659880
kek
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>>155660475
But we are not talking about Spain the country dumbass, Spain the empire is a different thing altogether
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>>155660393

True but very little spanish DNA in your country
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>>155660066
>Personal union.
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>>155660066
In practice it was one cunt you dumb tube of lard
It caused a great expansion in Portuguese lands in SA since being Spanish subjects it was possible to ignore Tordesillas, it's why places like Colônia de Sacramento exist
Stick to talking about the holocaust and George Floyd since that's all your schools teach
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>>155660551
Yes, doesn't matter, we are still hispanic. Only anglos are obsessed with DNA, we care more about religion and culture
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>>155660564
>that's all your schools teach
like, do you seriously believe teaching the history of fucking brazil should be a sign of high culture? holocaust is more important than your entire history.
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>>155660793
lol as if we needed more evidence that the US is a colony of Israel
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>>155660793
>holocaust is more important than your entire history.
Unironically true
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Italy would be invincible in this scenario. The rest of the world wouldn't come close, not even Germany.
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>>155660793
Spanish history, which includes the Iberian Union, is infinitely more important than some kike scammer basically running an ad about how he survived 6 million masturbation machines so now you must both finance and die for jews forever
Likewise, learning about how the Portuguese started the Age of Discoveries is infinitely more important than fetishizing a criminal fent addict's overdose
But of course this entire conversation is a complete waste of time, it'd be wiser for me to find out the pitch my kitchen's clock ticks with than discuss history with a sharter
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>>155660937

Italy can't even get out of bed before 1pm
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>>155659880
wew
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France would suck. It'd be like if all the American basketball players were restricted to white American guys.



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