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>>155661454Brother can you rewrite this in English and not ESL speak please?
>>1556614603 mogs every bf
>>155661474only if he removes the hydration break
>>155661425
>>155661437Maldini, macallister
>>155661356joga bonito is back
>>155661426Allah is SWTMuhammad is PBUHGet it rightBut then again Allah is Muhammad's sock puppet so all the same
>>155661477a god damned work of art.
>>155661438>mistakethese retarded games have been some of the most entertaining matches this wc
>>155661451Panama is still goalless, I think.
My wife is gonna be so upset when she wakes up and finds out that Algeria lost 3-0
>>155661484Not worse than Turkey in their match against Paraguay.
Why is this match so comfy kino?
>>155661480Paraguay, despite their retardation in not knowing the rules, were quite excellent though.They were just smothering the fucking ball. Weren't even afraid to go forward every now and then.
>>155661486real answer is lots of names , and niche (sports) vocabulary that is rarely used irl
>>155661437Haaland
Turkey aura farmed a send off for the players just to have 62 shots in 2 games and 0 goals. Fuck outta here
>>155661437Michael Bradley was better than Bob
ok this match is turning out fun after all
I have just used black magick to make algeria win by rubbing one out to Bocci The Rock!
>>155661488Don't care2 was the peak of American military video games.
FROM SLURPER TO KINOWITH ONE SIMPLE GOLE
>>155661356Top kek
Go Jordan!
Michael Jordan’s silence about the goal is deafening.
>>155661356>mfs will watch this and say 48 teams was a mistakeNGMI
>>155661437Kai Rooney will unironically be better than his Dad
>>155661477*Record scratch**Freeze frame*Yup, that's me...
>>155661437Most pro footballers are better at football than their daddy.
Algeria are so fucking shit
>>155661523and one sleepy kid
>>1556614881 rapes every shooter
>>155661516ah fuck, i didnt read the post nevermind
YELLOW MELLOW
>>155661443Total algeri*an death is a good thing
>>155661356shitterkino
>>155661509you have an algerian wife?
>>155661522wrong game tbqh
>>155661486Spanish speaking people that understand some portugues is because the constant interaction with brasil or portugal, but the languages are as different as they each would be to italian
>>155661437Neymar Jr
If it was israel vs jordan i would literally root for israel btw.
>ynr that algeria is shit because they practiced at kansass
>>155661503fuck you're right I missed onewas only looking at the teams that have played twice
If they kick the ball and it goes out of bounds but the wind blows it back in bounds before it touches any surface, is it still in play?
Go Jordan
>>155661437Macallister and probably, Nico Paz
>>155661522Shut the fuck up retard you don't know a good game if it bit you on the ass
>>155661437there are some that reached a level close to their fathers like the Simeones, Schmeichel, Portugal's Conceçao, Thuram...
You have every right to bully us
>>155661462funny thing those bums didnt do anything with it,Algeria hopefully will be out soon for this
gaping hole?
>>155661574Zuttsluts
jordanians are feeling itno hydration break is gonna fuck with their mojo
Horrible pass
>>155661581Wake up, dickhead
>>155661585Your GK sucks
>>155661399Argentina still has to play Jordan and Austria still has to play Algeria. O_o
>>155661566Even more incentive for me to root for Jordan, thanks.
>>155661567>Flyover shithole throwing shade on flyover shit hole Oh the irony
>>155661581>I awake
>>155661585At least you’re not Libya?
>>155661585what do you think of Luca Zidane?
>>155661570no
>>155661562But it’s easy as hell to learn for you, but you fags are lazy as hell. Most europeans learn English just fine.
>>155661437they are only better if their dad was shit
>>155661581
ffs Jordan SHOOT
>players from the JORDANIAN NATIONAL LEAGUE are beating a team filled with players from european leagues
What happens here?
Is this the worst group in the tournament?
>>155661486it's like hearing or reading dutch
Algeria anon....
>>155661566Why?
>>155661594Why does jordan hate you?
>>155661562you dont really believe this, right? you're not this retarded and desperate?
Why did one of the most elegant football players in the history of the game let his son play in goal
>>155661601Why is Zidane's son a fucking keeper???
>>155661581Well, it is almost 5am
>>155661594japan awaits me
>>155661607>sec>flyover
WTF ALGERIA HOW CAN YOU GO FROM THE 2014 SQUAD TO THIS SHITSHOW
>>155661621the easiest for a serious contender like Argentina
>>155661619Future Israel territory.
>>155661462You can't let JodanianGODS touch the ball or they will score
>>155661562Oh yes I’m aware, but I’m learning Spanish my third language (after Portuguese), and parsing the Spanish language just seems more difficult, as well as getting the spoken prosody right compared to Portuguese. >>155661515This makes sense
>>155661566genuninely nothing arabs love more than infighting haha
>>155661451Shoebill love
>>155661619Israel status?
I cannot believe Michael Jordan and Al Jazeera are fighting this proxy war. Heartbreaking really. And confusing.
>>155661601>>155661610Fucking nepo-baby is a great representation of the rampant corruption and nepotism that plagues every facet of this country
>>155661594What did Brazilians did to Jordanians
>>155661619Peace
>>155661451Might be premature but i figured I'd do this one as well
I remember Algeria winning the 2019 AFCON, winning the 2021 Arab Cup with their B team, and then crashing out of the group stage of the 2021 AFCON and they've been shit ever since.In the meantime Morocco's soared.Crazy how your star being at his peak age can affect the entire national team's success.
>>155661488yeah 24/7 metro so much fun /sarcasm
>>155661557Yes and she's a sweetheart. Also, since the Argentina game, she's now convinced that Messi is a Zio cheater that FIFA protects and that Infantino is giving him full throatjobs every halftime. I love her
ALL SMILES ANON
>>155661607>FlyoverThere's a 100% chance you and every single living creature around you dies within two days if something happened to a specific dam. Our mutual enemies know this by the way.
Guys my wife went to a watch party with her Algerian coworkers at one of their houses and she just said she won't be home until late can muslims be trusted
I had a friend in school named Jordan
>>155661619Jordanian women being fucked by gulf tourists so they can escape their piss poor shithole
>>155661594Lol why do Jordanitos hate Brapzilians so much?
>>155661647To add on to this, I’m comparing Spanish to Portuguese since they’re similar as fuck
>>155661488I still play 4 on the weekends
>>155661647>as getting the spoken prosody right compared to PortugueseAre you talking about Brazilian Portuguese or Portugal's portuguese? The prosody is very different between the two.>>155661637I'm worried about that match desu, not sure we will be able to go through either of the two.
>>155661676bro...
>>155661676>Algerian coworkersretardalgerians don't work
please save me from the birds niggerman
>>155661623This is the first time I am seeing this but I am not surprised in this slightest. You can sometimes feel the repressed homosexuality when you sit in a friend group
Speaks volumes
>"today you are no longer my son , i disown you , you are the shame of the zidane name"
>>155661619>borders Israelwill be gone by 2050
>>155661614Why would i learn portugues and yes english its the easiest language to learn>>155661647Yeah their tone is way different
man I wish I was a rich Jordanian with multiple brown submissive wives and 18 kids and slaves, life sucks
>>155661460The only BF games I've played are Battlefield Play4Free and the PS3 open beta for BF3. BE ADVISED
>>155661691Dont listen to psyops
>>155661676>Algerian coworkerslmao ok
>>155661182>1st good meme of the tournament>Nobody here to witness it
>>155661686Brazilian Portuguese. Even though I still have a foreign accent, my prosody is most like that of a paulista
>>155661683Operation locker should be S tier
>>155661674Two more weeks
So Muslim teams can only score goals against other Muslim teams.
>>155661625Basically jordanians are very annoying and all they do is crying and call other arabs traitors because they don’t fight israel, but they themselves would never shoot one bullet at the borders.
>>155661701same I'd buy 3 three rows of seats for all of us
>>155661642I have no fucking idea I stopped paying attention after 2018 and they filled the team with these retarded zoomers who care about image than actually being good
>>155661676
>>155661676>can muslims be trustedNever
>"it's been a half full of touches and possessions"who the fuck gave women the opportunity to announce a game on television
>>155661488i loved it because it was free
>blowing right on the markwhat is wrong with this ref, at least he's giving us some muderball kino
>Jordan's face right now
>losing to the great team of JordanAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAVAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>155661721says the faggot who sided with the kikes against Iran
>>155661625Saudi's have the worst take on everything in ME.
mahrez is FUCKING WASHED
Algerian shitskins (and nafris in general) talk a lot of shit online and irl but when It comes to delivering they shit the bed as always. This is why their countries are so shit btw.TOTAL ALGERIAN DEATH
Sticky so dead no one even bothers coom posting during half time.
>you now remember aboutrika
>>155661731they like kicked the ball a lot you know?
damn bro it is real late at night.
>>155661488Based. Happiest day of my lives were just putting landmines to destroy the tanks
>>155661714>muh fatal funnel no vehicle map is S tierCOD shitter pls go
>>155661683Jews really did a number on my precious bf new one is hardline tier
>>155661721>they themselves would never shoot one bullet at the bordersWell, perhaps if all you other ragheads would man up and do the needful...
>>155661670>he's now convinced that Messi is a Zio cheater that FIFA protects and that Infantino is giving him full throatjobs every halftimeSounds Algerian alrightDo you mind if I ask how you two ended up together?
>>155661731Its been a half full of passes too
>>155661570Once its out its out. Traditionally sometimes you'd get away with it if its marginal and high. In the var era, they look for any reason to disallow goals, and penalise play, so it depends how corrupt and incompetent the officials are on the day >>155661647I find it much easier to pronounce Spanish than Portuguese, and easier to learn. But I recognise some words in Portuguese after learning some Spanish
so we all agree this is the worst game so far?not even murderball, it's just slurp in it's purest form.
>>155661752They colonise you now, chimping out online won't change it
>>155661731watch telemundo it's much more enjoyable
Juno Temple isn't even 40 yet. Yikes. Still would.
>>155661719new zealand confirmed muslim
>>155661683>sniperfieldLmao
>>155661676They're filling up her wrap with meat right now
I can't believe I wore my algerian jersey all day for this. Embarrassing.
>>155661739>Wins in basketball>Wins in NASCAR>Wins in Golf>Wins in soccerOnly baseball can buck break this man
>>155661719>3-1 against Austria>can't score
>>155661778aye
>>155661763based Arab bro, that is also my favorite past-time in these games, even better in 2042 where you could load-out an engineer with a sniper and detonate the mines yourself
Fuck it looks so good.
>ynr Algeria nearly eliminated Germany in 2014
>>155661775>But I recognise some words in Portuguese after learning some SpanishDont trust it there are word even writte the same that mean different things
>>155661778It would have been the worst but that Jordan goal made it hilariousMaybe not as hilariously bad as the Turkey Paraguay game but its not far off
less than 1k posts by half time wow
>>155661805means nothing since they are already out lmfaooo
>>155661807
>>155661787unironically git gud
Slags?
>>155661805Arabs have drip no cap
>>155661805Quite stylish ngl
Asian kid status?
>>155661817On the bright side nearly no whore and arrow spam
>>155661757I have no interest in saving porn to my phone just so other men can enjoy it. Yes I am phone posting. I don't keep anything on my phone except memes. If I show you a pornographic or slutty whore two times, it would have diminishing returns. If I show you a funny meme twice, you'll enjoy it.
>>155661817Time of day (night) + matchup, what do you expect?
>>155661779>colonizethey live at the mercy of French Bvlls occupying ghettos and living off of gibs. That's hardly colonizing you dirty shit goblin
>Jordan LeBron raping Algeriahistory
>this whole group
post PRETTY women (no thirst traps)
>>155661744Iranians are shia dogs why would we side with them? Shia are non Muslims and jews and christians are better than them.
>>155661842Dead
GIANNIS TO THE HEAT
>>155661810turkey paraguay was consistently funny tho
>>155661772We met in college through our friends and since then, we've been stuck to each other
>>155661837
>>155661789gomen...
>>155661842Sleeping? No, Deceased.
>>155661696Sports leagues made their choice: forbid Christian expressions, highlight Muslim expressions.
PAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
>>155661862>Shia are non MuslimsWtf I love Iranians now
>>155661842woke up then back to deep sleep
>>155661861
>>15566135648 teams is fun to me because this isn't necessarily about THE BEST TEAMS its also sort of an exhibition of the entire planet. Jordan or Algeria never get to participate in anything fun. They all get to watch this on TV and they are tightknit and small so they all know each other from school. This is pure if its boring than wow I think baseball is on (not a diss on baseball) just saying so much shit is in this world to watch. Let people get to express their region of the planet one time, its not even possible for Algeria to get on TV for The Olympics at all ffs.
>>155661880NIIIIGGG---
Wife made me turn the game off bros it's over
>>155661676They will pork her ironically
>>155661857what in the fuck
>>155661861I don't understand why girls do these "selfie videos" where they keep looking at their faces in the phone/mirror and doing some mild reactionswhat is going through their heads when they do this?
>>155661594>MENAThey have unfavorable opinions of Brazil and yet they fly to São Paulo in droves to have children here and get Brazilian passports + free higher education
>>155661807>nearlyThey never had a chancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOL3A9Y_e0M
legit impressed how Jordan attacks with 4 guys in the middle of the Algerian defense all the time and still managed to score one
>>155661873happy for you anonbest wishes to you both
I wanna see England's match soon.
Why isn't anyone posting anime?
>>155661890WALLED
>>155661909It's dey kulcha. 99.99% population doesn't do this.
>>155661910Just doing what everyone else does, devoid of originality
>stay tuned for the Visa halftime showNo I don't think I will
I wish brazil was like 1960s brazil.
>>155661910>look how cute and pretty and pretty and cute I amIt's just showing off their face, mainly to other women for ego reasons. They know what men want to see and it's not their face.
>>155661857What am i watching?
I like going to the loser's side twitter account during half times and reading the comments
why didn't Israel classify, that could have been the only thing making these muslim matches funny
>>155661676Your wife will be sacrificed in order to please Allah and help Algeria score a goal. Not win the game, just score a goal. Sorry anon.
>>155661929Best wishes to you as well
Listening to women talk about football makes me want to them
>>155661933anime has been trash for years
>>155661925There was a lot of luck involved, but good for them
>>155661933no cares about that weeb shit rn, footballs on nga
>>155661933I am
>>155661629>>155661657We have no idea
>>155661933It's midnight - the autists are sleeping.
>>155661935She's gorgeous
>>155661965>makes me want to themmakes you want to *what* them? im on the edge of my seat here, don't leave us on a cliffhanger
>>155661967Good thing my Waifu is from the good era of anime
>>155661957Fuck, that would have been so KINO
>>155661954>most chill muslim
>>155661933Got you bro
>>155661933phonepostang
>>155661807>ynr Algeria nearly eliminated Germany in 2014The Algeria that nearly eliminated Germany in 2014 was their best generation. This is the worst version of Algeria i've ever seen with a nepo baby that has no business being on the pitch of a WC team.
>>155661996I expect this video with sound has crazy frog playing as BGM
>>155661356>swings and misses embarrassingly>it counts as an assistKINOINO
>>155661996Frogsploitation is wrong
>>155661967We still get the occasional kino like pic related and currently Yomi no Tsugai is really good
>>155661971>>155661978
>>155661933I'm doing my best!
>>155661996leave that frenchman alone
>>155661965Do what to them? Listen to their insightful commentary and appreciate their thoughts?
So I'll take the half-time break chance to shill one of my favorite composers. Sakuzyo is a japanese solo composer whose style I would classify as "experimental electronic". He has composed for a few games and has a bunch of solo albums. Here a few:https://youtu.be/gjXBDiEwbpchttps://youtu.be/1SNfAZo168Yhttps://youtu.be/HUecHbneUsIhttps://youtu.be/VF4GPD15uV4I hope you like it!
Are Americans pussies?
>>155661954most balanced and mentally sane nafri
>>155661994pay attention toNOT
>>155661933
>>155661895You know teams spend 2 years qualifying for this shitty fucking world cup right supposedly separating the good from the shit, then they let practically everyone qualify anyway lmao...... and you're talking about the intrigue of shit teams playing each other. You can watch this garbage outside of the world cup you know. They play every time there is an international break in the domestic season
>>155662035crystar has a god tier soundtrack, I listen to it all the time
>>155661972>>155662023stop posting weeb shite the world cup is on nigga
>>155661967>yearsIts always been 95% shonenshit with a different coat of paint
>>155662058nooooooo
>>155662058>>155662040MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSS
>>155662035A ton of their songs are in osu!, good stuff.
>>155661983was
Should I just sleep?
Halftime mealtime! What are we eating bros? Pic related is on the way!
*doesn’t reply* ahaha oh no
I won in the gacha bros
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
personally i dont consider algerians to be human beings.
>>155661967Last year was incredible. Everyone on /sp/ should watch Medalist>>155661972That's not anime that's just a gacha whore you stupid brown freak
Orkz is best
>>155662064
>>155662049Hey, we are gonna win it all. Trump is president.
>random moon shotcinema
>>155662069>shonenshitMoetranny!
>it's so late it's night there and day herejesus christ
>>155661862Non-muslim here. What exactly makes Shia not muslim? Isn't the schism just about succession or something? Protestants, Catholics, & Orthodox all accept the Nicaean Creed and Jesus as God so they're all considered Christians.
>>155662084Stop recycling this post bro
>>155662069However i do miss it when anime wasnt mainstream, too many people are into it now. its made the fandom ROTTEN
>>155662084Are you eating all that alone?
>>155662036May as well be a heatmap of hypertension and cholesterol issues t. unironically Dr. Chud
Fancy a drinkPick one for me /sp/
>>155662087>34How much was it 10 mins ago?
>>155662084no
How are you guys liking Levi’s Stadium, home of the 49ers?
>>155662110truealways a bad day when a manga I like gets an adaption since I know the fanbase will become complete cancer
>>155662091she literally appeared in anime so is anime
>>155662102Does indian trannies even exists? How do they fit in the caste system?
>>155662084there are kids starving in africa you know
>>155662116Go for the smokey ass Ardbeg
argelia bros... I thought you were better...
>>155662058Love you momma
>>155662057Yeah, a shame the game aspect of it is terrible, the story and artstyle is absolutely great as well.
>>155662040but if you're listening to them talk about football, that implies you're already paying attention to them...
>>155662116Chivas
>>155662112What foods should people avoid for cholesterol?
I actually think Gachiakuta was a nice newer anime. You faggots wouldn't watch Noragami so it never got a new season.
>>155662084>586 results foundGet some fresh bait. Embarassing
>>155662058Cunt
>>155662058
I can't name one famous Jordanian (royals don't count)
>>155662129i felt that with chainsaw man, the fanbase has been insufferable since 2023.
>>155662028>>155662130Gacha is not anime. Vtumors are NOT anime. Execute yourselves immediately for besmirching my blessed hobby
>>155660381England will play today might wanna get some rest. Kek
>>155661895Honestly the expansion has been no where near as bad as the doomers tried to say it would beWe've seen upsets, few games have been complete blowouts (and some of said blowouts haven't even been from the "teams that shouldn't be here") and while some favorites are choking others are taking care of businessAlso we've only had like two or three 0-0 games, and one of those was a debutant holding its own against one of the top 2 favorites I think we're due for at least one major shock in the knockouts, like a team no one expected to fall early getting eliminated
>>155662106>What exactly makes Shia not muslim?Nothing, they're as muslim as that saudi guy, but doctrinal zealotry of the average middle eastern will have you believe that.A gulf muslim is the equivalent of a catholic from the 30 years war.
>>155662118124
>>155661455There's at least 5 bloopers here, amazing.
>>155662084Fuck off with your shit gimmick. Do NOT look up how many time's I've gone to Dan's.
>>155662116Johnnie Walker is ALWAYS acceptable
>>155662134We have too many trannies and they beg for money when you get married or have a kid or travel in public TRANSportThey're beyond the caste system and exist as third genderPersonally I want to kill them. Don't look up Indian tranny nude videos. You'll puke
>>155662084get a kebab instead
THEY SAY TWO BENS ARE BETTER THAN ONE ANON
>>155662168>>155662130stop posting weeb shit bro no one cares
>>155662102Some of it's ok tbdesu
>>155660408That's not allowed saar. We must coordinate hydration with sellings ads!
>>155662049>implying games outside the world cup carry the same weight as games in the world cupretard bong
>>155662190why are there worms on the chips mate
>>155662129>His favorite manga gets animeLol fucking retardYou either read good stuff or you read trash that needs anime trash
>>155662192yeah footys back on mb the stream was behind
>>155662130
>>155662035Sounds like less schizo Kashiwa Daisukehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_oGtu_EdT8
Tag yourselves
>>155662116smash that glenfiddy 15when you do, skip the 18, go straight to 21. it's not worth it
>>155662163NOOOOOO IM SORRY
>>155662192
>>155660418It's just how good he was
>>155662187And they're all ugly as sin and a complete eyesore. Total tranny death
>>155662157I honestly don't get the "new bad old good" argument, been watching anime for 15 years and I also have watched a bunch of 80s~90s stuff (still need to get my way into the 60s and 70s to be fair), and the last 5 years has seen a lot of good shows.
>>155662224>phallustein
Not watching an arab on arab match. Glory to the arab nation.
>>155662106Shia is Muslim bro, they are the minority though.
>>155662110Man.. I feel that
>>155662224im indian guy in sunglasses
>>155662224Guy on the right looks like he carries the genes of Ghengis Khan
imagine caring about palestine or israel lmao
>>155662210it's ramen
the only manga I read is Kirby
>>155662228KEEEEEEK super boo does look like him
>>155662190I do not understand bong taste buds
>>155662220Thanks for the rec
>>155662224Send all Palestine supporters to Palestine. NOW
>>155662192anime sport
>>155662187>Don't look up Indian tranny nude videosThe flag many indicate that I would do it but I am not a tranny friendly person at all.I just can't imagine how many thousands of trannies a billion people country can birth
I put $50 on argelia
>>155662173>We've seen upsetsIn 40 odd games, I'll give you Spain and Portugal (both got a point). If you think that was exhilarating enough to warrant an expanded world cup I don't know what to say
Algeria's so bad even their diaspora aren't good anymore.Why aren't there any Benzemas and Nasris in the French team anymore? It's all Senegal and Mali now.
>>155662261In what you mean?Cause I only care about Israel being destroyed
>>155662224Baby with the ear protection
>>155662289Idiot
>>155662091based Medalist chad
>>155662293Cape Verde?Curacao (vs Ecuador) ? Turkiye, le dark horse, being the 2nd team eliminated?
This game so bad i'll go to sleep
Wtf we're only at 50th minute. Still 40 mins to go
I am making ramen for dinner
>>155662224
i hate arabs blacks and asians
>>155662224me with the leopard print ;)
credit where credit is due for getting this far, but neither of these teams show anything that is promising. They will never be in the final match
>>155662326but only 15 minutes until a hydration break :3
>>155662048I made that edit.
>>155662330I am only familiar with Pot Noodles
>>155662299ok now thats different
>>155662334Jordan's descendant of the mongol horde
This stadium has hella bats
>>155662338least obvious spic
>>155662338In other words, you're hispanic, poor, and proudly vote against your own interests.
What are both of these countries known for?
>>155662348Based. Aisha ClanClan was my sexual awakening.
>>155662176I have been clean of fgo by eight months now, no regrets
how am i losing every bet on the world cup since friday
>>155662341hello bby jirl mama
>>155662058noo
you can see them on tv anon? Maybe I have shitty eyesight, I want to see the bats
Where is everyone?
>It's great ti have these new nationals hereLying bastard
>>155662379sleeping like the asian kid
>>155662379Getting mentally raped by my team losing
>>155662375tell me your next bet so I can place the opposite bet
Are they even trying to get past the keeper? Some of the easiest saves all cup
>>155662379Pic related
it's hard to score goals, these are all world class players
>>155662379Cebu
>>155662293Egypt and Iran drawing BelgiumTurkey getting dabbed on by the Aussies and By 10 man Paraguay (You can say Turkey are shit all you want but don't pretend like the majority of people didnt predict them to top group D and 99.9% of people thought they would advance)Cape Verde drawing Spain and U R GayQatar drawing the SwissHell even the US doing as good as it is was unexpected, people were doom and gloom on them going into this
>>155662388england
>>155662387wtf america is winning tho
>>155662190
>>155662372Excellent taste, anon.
I suppose if you smash the ball into the goalkeepers hands enough times, you might get lucky and experience a quantum tunneling event for the goal
>>155662379I'm here because sleep is impossible
>>155662381you can't deny it's not been fun to point and laugh
>>155662409My aisha folder grows
>>155662371Funny you should ask, they're two of the world's top exporters of really tiny gifs
>>155662407sorry, my other team
>>155662190worse than filipino food
Nothing interesting is happening, I'm going to sleep, I'm freezing my ass off
Shoot man fuck
I hope everyone in England suffers from this heat wave.
Great ball that
LMAO DEEZ NIGGAS TRIPPIN LEFT N RIGHT
>only 999 postsActually sleepy game.
>>155662190British """food""" is a war crime against the eyes
>>155662190wtf are you eating ????
triple brown dive
>>155662436you ever had balut?
>>155662399Don't forget Ecuador vs Curazao
so many slide tackles
>>155662426You guys really need to take the AC Pill
>>155662436Some of you literally eat trash bruv
MURDER MURDER MURDERBALL
>the replay angle is even worselmao
>>155662426>make fun of burgers for having houses made of wood>have no central hvac
>>155662399>Cape Verde vs UruguayRegardless of how much people are mocking Algeria in this game, nobody did a mistake as stupid as the one that lead to the second Cape Verde goal.Then again we got this today.
>>155662442My room is at the back of the house so it's quite cool
>>155662426>EXTREME HIGH TEMPURATURES WARNING>33 degreeslol
>>155662261I wanna see both burn to the ground
>>155662190die
>>155662375Gotta know which narratives to followI bet on Messi scoring today because I knew there was no way he wouldn't with all the media hype around his imminent taking of the top goalscorer spot And with the "race" still going on Mbappe was a given so I put him in there as wellOnly one I took a very minor risk on was Haaland and honestly I was kinda worried because of how quiet he was in the 1st half against Senegal
>>155662426Rough. Especially because europeans still haven't invented air conditioning
>Altamari is called the Jordanian Messi>guy can't even shoot
>>155662426>normal summer temperatures>impossibleGet an ac, cunt.
rolling for broken legs (algeria)
>>155662438how cold in argentina rn? here it's 9°C
>>155662374I play since day 1Fun game
pretty funny how with the confederations, this match is an African vs an Asian country, when they both can (almost) speak the same language
>>155662453>balutNot a food. Is not edible.
>>155661933>>155661933this was the last anime i've enjoyed. it was kino front to coverseason 2 fucking when
>>155662428
>>155662472Fucking murder when you aren't used to it
>>155662473based
>>155662490you're a bad filipinx
>>155662190Right side reminds me of Hope Solo
>>155662480nta but 6° in buenos aires
american stadiums are boring without te vuvuzela
>>155662058fuck u
I CAN'T SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>155662473The only sane stance.
Maza? more like Assa, am i right folks?
>>155662157Amo best girl
>>155662493>brazileño>postea trabucosYeah it makes sense.
>>155662501Evil, even
>>155662508Please no I have ptsd
>>155662261Unfortunately our Christlarping boomer politicians make it our concern when they pass bills which include infinity money for Israel
>>155662431That's pretty interesting anon.
Forgot to turn the stove on my ramen is nowhere near doneb
>>155662157is it n4 friendly otherwise i wont watch
American host.Use Fahrenheit, peasants
>>155662473Incredibly based.
>>155662157I read the manga last year.It doesn't get a new season because the rest of the material is trash.
>>155662426It's actually fucking crazy Euros refuse to be comfy in the summer. Like why do you refuse to take the AC pill? It's been around for like 70 years.
>>155662539>stovejust microwave it
Uuuhhh, jordanian girls are cute...
>>155661594Does China hate us because we call them Japs? lmao
This shit sucks. Post funny images.
>>155662508take me back to the ear-shattering mosquito noise of 10 thousand vuvuzelas at the same time in the South Africa cup
>>155662541I don't think there are any anime that are properly N4 friendly. Precure maybe
>boot it wide>throw myself on the ground wailing and rending my jersey so people know i'm upset and hopefully don't send my family too many death threats
>>155662426>EXTREME HIGH TEMPERATURE WARNING>34°do bongs really
>>155662558
>>155662473Pick a side, Chud
>>155662176Rocky IV is so peak
>>155661933Anime has been garbage for a good decade, Vtubers are my coping mechanism nowadays.
>>155662558Ok
>>155662562I genuinely liked that sound.
we are so fuckedI didn't expect much this world cup but to flopping against Jordan is a new level of humiliation I didn't anticipate
>>155662379I'm here anon but I'm playing games on the side
>>155662558worlds biggest gimp
>>155662566I already die at 30, 34 is too much for anyone
Really need Algeria to draw here so we don't have to worry about the last match
>>155662566its manufactured in order to cause distress
>>155662522don't spoilplus it's actual rule 63, trabucos wish it was like that with them
>>155662584lol
>>155662574stream chat says algeria is jewish
>>155662584hang in there fren miracles can happen
>>155662599brother its fucking Jordan
>>155662581sorry to hear about your brain damage but also keep it to yourself. you're part of the problem
>>155662550AC raises the electricity bill by a lot.
MURDERBALL
>>155662597Weak, I survive 42C every year.
Last week it hit a heat index of 54C
>>155662582This vexes me.
Screenshot of the match pls
>>155662592No Moroccan in the French NT. The ones that were supposed to join it like Bouaddi picked Morocco.
>>155662581Vtumors are fucking trash. Annoying shrill voices, unfunny, over the top designs to stand out because there's a saturation of the fucking things
>>155662625We use farenheit here
>>155662493You've got good taste
I JUST FUCKING SPILLED BEER ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD WHEN MY STUPID LITTLE SISTER CAME BARGING INTO MY ROOM BECAUSE MY MOM TOLD HER TO COME GET ME SO I CAN MEET THE GUESTS THEY BROUGHT OVERI HAVE A 150 WORD ESSAY DUE TOMORROW AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKING RUINED! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO NOW???
>>155662622If I can run it 24/7 so can Euros
>>155662615It's better for it to be done now than having a 0.0001% chance of having to face Spain in R32
>>155662599bruh, the only thing you should be worrying about is how many messi will score (and how many every other fucking striker will manage to fumble, despite having a perfect setup)
>>155662636rape correction
>>1556624800° here
>18c already and it isn't even 6am
Real talk lads this is basically the only time I know I'm in a thread with you all, and the game is boring as sin. How is South America? I might have to go to Chile for work soon for a few months and I know next to nothing about the continent.
>>155662607
>>155662636software keyboard
>>155662615algeria said the same
Algerian inbreds are losingahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahaha
>>155662578Tbis comic is made by argies btw
>>155662620Not when you literal cuckolds beg everyday to have absolutely garbage VA that bring the reputation of the new anime down.
>>155662654its nice
>>155662319>>155662399Belgium were shit with their golden generation, they've been a shell of a side since that ended. Egypt and Iran are two of the better sides in Africa and Arabia. Not a great result? Yes. A shock? Not really>TurkeyBased on what? A run 20 years ago? What have they ever done beside that>Cape VerdeCape Verde are basically a poor mans Portugal, you know that right? All the Portuguese that didnt quite make the grade for Portugal, all went to play for Cape Verde. Similar story with Curacao and Holland. >QatarDidnt Qatar win the last Asian Cup? Since when are the Swiss world beaters? A draw a shock? >USAAutomatic qualification because you're hosting it. Australia and Paraguay are poor sides. Good results for the US? Yes. A shock? No lmao. You're a better side than Australia. You're arguably a better side than Paraguay, fractionally. San Marino beating England 5-0 is a shock.
>>155662636i prescribe anal masturbation
>>155662581You're just depressed or something anon, there are 40+ anime airing every single season, it's impossible to not have at least one single thing that you can like. Open Anichart or whatever, scroll a bit reading the synopsis and look for PVs for whatever picked your interest, you WILL find something to like. If you don't then you are quite literally depressed.
>>155662654it's 22 here.I take cold showers during the day.
IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Damn this morning is unexpectedly comfy. I need to stop being a night owl
What's the appeal of anal sex
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>155662631
That was a waste of fucking time holy shit stupid fucks cant hit a ball with their heads jesus this is infuriating.
GOOOOOOOOL
>>155662584YOU'RE SO BACK FREN
>>155662655Im finding the game pretty exciting. They are sprinting hard back and forth
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
OH NO
KILL WAA BEEKILL WAA BEEKILL WAA BEEKILL WAA BEEKILL WAA BEEKILL WAA BEE
>>155662671>t. Iori
JOE BIDEN WAKE UP
>>155662675I'm depressed since the last 15 years and can't find joy in anything anymore
SOMETHING HAPPENED?
>>155662655Don't act like a stupid gringo and you'll be fine. Ask about areas to avoid and avoid them instead of "exploring" like a retard. Chile isn't that had as far as LATAM is concerned
KINO GAME
they finally slurped one goal out lol
>>155662664The califate of France btfo
I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE ANON!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
SHIT THEY SCORED ITS NOT OVER YET
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLL
Finally GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLThe possession chart kek
not to be a conspiracist but there's ALWAYS a goal around the 67th minuteI track it because that's when the hydration break is due.It's fucking WEIRD.RIGGED? Perhaps.
ALLAH ARMBAR
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALGERIA SCORED?
>>155662683None of us are, its over for us all
WE ARE SO BACK
JORDANXIRS......
>>155662696updates anon?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
>Algeria has scored more goals than Morroco Kwab
Rip Jordan
Well Jordanbros it was fun while it lasted
>>155662675Reading comprehension, faggotchama, I watch old anime from time to time because the new ones don't have that magic anymore.
1 - 1 situation
jordanian goalkeeper is so fucking bad how do you miss that
>>155662742Back from where?
post some sexy arab girls to celebrate
>>155662724my beautiful war brides
>>155662696nice anti-hex
>gay pre-hydration goalsasuga
>>155662710Then fix the root cause instead of saying there are no good anime, game or movie, you just became incapable of enjoying things.
Fuckin Jews will never let us be happy
Finally
>>155662505>>155662651I keep forgetting it's winter in the southern hemisphere. We should have a world cup in Argentina in the summer and everyone is freezing their nutsack off kek
>>155662747I want her to rape me
Finally another goal
>>155662664
>>155662747maria, my beloved
now both Algeria and Jordan will be eliminated
>>155662698lets fucking goooooooooooooooooo
made a song from using posts in /comfy/ thread as lyrics.https://voca.ro/1gUri5csY3uiAlbum: WORLD CUP 2026Song: Jordan vs Algeria (The Best Time In Years)[LYRICS]>hello /comfy/ anons>have a good thread>i'm going to sleep>anime>Nobody’s gonna watch this semen slurping match unless you’re a professional unemployed>which I am>I'm the kinda sicko who wants it.>This is wonderful, Algeria and Jordan fans are on their feet>mariachi songs are playing, and they're singing together...>dudes, this world cup is so fucking fun. sorry if i sound like a sperg- but i am genuinely having the most fun that i have had in years.>Might this be the /comfiest/ thread of the tournament?>posting whores isn't comfy go back to the main simp thread you tranny>(THIS IS NOT A /COMFY/ POST. PLEASE FIND YOUR WAY TO THE STICKY)>PLEASE LET THAT FINE ASS ALGERIAN GIRL BE IN THE AUDIENCE AGAIN>This is wonderful, Algeria and Jordan fans are on their feet>mariachi songs are playing, and they're singing together...>Damn- that stadium is packed to watch these shit teams.>Pretty cool.>but imagine the smell...>WHY IS PORTUGUESE SO MUCH EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN SPANISH?>no es para mí. el español que se habla en México es mucho más fácil de entender.>bros, i just jerked off to my sisters nudes...>This is wonderful, Algeria and Jordan fans are on their feet>mariachi songs are playing, and they're singing together...>He likes watching the BIG GAMES where he can see his FAVOURITE players BREAKING RECORDS and making AMAZING plays. Nothing is more exciting than seeing MESSI THE GOAT score another brace and reaffirm himself as the GREATEST GOALSCORER in the World Cup.>Then he switches to France's game where OLISE puts up a show for the fans with FEINTS and SKILLS. He can't wait for Portugal versus Uzbekistan where RONALDO will finally score and enter the title race in his last World Cup. So EXCITING.>viking clap>for the boys from the north
I CAN'T HYDRATE
>>155662655Women will pounce on you for the chance of citizenship, be aware
>>155662581Vinland Saga is excellent and was realeased only a few years ago
>>155662636Go to the nearest Walmart/Target and buy a cheap keyboard for now Or if you have money you can Uber keyboards into your house nowadays
>>155662748they literally have not
zidanesque
>1-1>this is the easiest game for both>draw is useless as they'll be on 1 point and likely to get knocked out anywaykino finish incoming boys
slow reflexes goalie
Zidane will entregate another goal for Jordania
>>155662670I understand that being English means nothing shocks you or really produces much in the way of emotion period
>>155662687None, it doesn't feel tight at all. It's like shoving your dick on some loose rubber hole.
mahrez is so old and slow he’s deadweight
terribru
two Muslim countries? Ensure they play in San Francisco
why are you here
>>155662747That girl is mad buff. Probably weighs like 40 pounds more than me.
World Cup threads certainly could use more bnuy women.ALSO GOOOOOOLAZO DE ALGERIA!
>>155662633goal
>>155662582lol
>>155662806But enough about sex with you're mom
Just to suffer
>>155662747Where do sturdy valkyrie gfs congregate?
>>1556627594th place finish
>>155662816It's not really even close to SF, it's an hour south
>>155662818to suffer
>>155662744I stand corrected anon. They finally hit it right...
I'm so dehydrated
>>155662806This is true. The butt loosens up pretty quickly.
>>155662816Egypt and Iran have to play in Seattle during pride month on Friday night
I CAN'T HYDRATEEEEE
Not gonna lie, I preferred our 2022 group with Mexico, Poland, and Saudi Arabia. It felt less cold and distant than the current one with Algeria, Austria, and Jordan
>>155662782its like when the suicide terrorist accidentally sets off a bomb in the explosives workshop
>>155662806lmao not for me, felt like an immediate tight suction grip on my piece
>>155662771That will happen in 2030 though I don't know how many foreigners will come since it's only for the opening match
>>155662756The ones with magic are still there they're just not mainstream anymore because the fanbase is overrun with retards like you who are too busy getting their recommendations from the overdesigned pair of jingling keys you drool over all day instead of finding the actual gems
>>155662802Trvthnvke
>>155662756I mean my point stands, are you sure you're not looking at what is most popular in the mainstream and making your judgement based on that?
>>155662837Congratulations Algeriabro, I hope for your sake your country doesn't finish last.
good gaymeanyone who says otherwise disagrees with me
>>155662849Good for you there's a hydration available
did the ref really forget about the fucking hydration break for like, 5 minutes lmao
Algeria has woken up. Jordan seems out of gas.
>>155662849
more like hyGAYtion break
That was a thundercunt
>jordan suddenly became shitwhat happened? i was playing rimworld
>>155662852omg that'll be ssssuper duper fun
A draw leave both teams out lmao, I wonder if they will just concede one at the end to fuck with other teams fighting for the best 3rd.
Hydration status?!
H Y D R A T E YDRATE
>>155662865Good Lord I read that as 'on my niece'
Currently this is the match with less viewers in all of Brazil on youtube.Just 1.2 million people watching it live
>>155662879looks likeInfagtino gonna be mad
>>155662747
>>155662874We still have to beat Austria but fuck it I'll have hope
HEEEEEEEY HEY BABY
bros... green tea/red beans sweets are not good....
hydrate.
Are you hydrating anon?
Any moomin fans?
i need aqua... please
>>155662859>)all 3 teams are fodder for argetina and your bitching about it wtf
HOLD NO TO YOUR BUTT
HYDRATE
>>155662907either that or Jordania loses by a shitton of goals.
>>155662888HOLY BASED AND CHECKED
>>155662806I tried to fuck my gf (male) but it was so tight and I couldn't get it in, also I wasn't rock hard. I then realised I was 100% straight
>>155662906based if real
>>155662824>mfw watching THAT episode
>كسمك
To the Algerian anon that his wife is at a watch party, it seems your wife is gone. >>155661958
I love to hydrate.
>>155662906Say it ain't true...
>>155662920
>>155662804I'd like to say its not true but it is
SLURP SLURP SLURPMMMMMM YUMMY
UNO DOS TRES QUATRO!!!!
Some fucking tunes being played here
>>155662894>A draw leave both teams out lmaono if we beat Austria we still qualify
HEYYYYYYYYYHEEEEYYY BABYI WANNA KNOOOWWWWWW
I HEAR IT EL SONIDITO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
Damn this mineragua is so crisp
*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG**HEAVY BREATHING**GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG**GASP*
remember to add lemon to your drinks for extra hydration
wtf do us alcoholics do? I'm gonna wake up with the shakes
That's the music the Mexican taxi driver always listens to in GTA V
>>155662793Based on a 20year old manga, waaaaaow. JoJo part 6 has been excellent has well, but just 2 or three adaptation in a whole decade doesn't make my statement any less true.
>>155662940How dare you? Mods! He covered the mouth!!!
jordanian goal song is so bad tasteless gypsy mfs
Fucking Peacock, the spics are growing on me with the GOOOOOOOAAAAAAL shit and no women commentators is nice, but god what a horrible language
UN DOS TRES CUATRO
Am I going crazy?I can hear El sonidito
>>155662888GOTTEM
>Mahrez offboomerbros...
>Mahrez off for Moussanow they will win
>>155662954>if we beat Austria
women who need to gain another 20lbs desu
I'm obessed with a tranny who has a much bigger dick than i
>>155662921I had funnier moments
>>155662890he got really down when he found out that Magic Johnson had contracted another type of HIV
This is me during the match
hydration break themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0&list=RDx47NYUbtYb0&start_radio=1
Song threadhttps://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
aqua Timu <3
they should just begin swordfighting, they suck a football.slurper.
>>155662997imagine breaking her jaw with a left hook
dont know why mahrez stayed on for so long, that is so shit man
bros, why don't I find this any good? Do people find this good?
>>155662971If you're an every-day drinker, you definitely do not stop cold turkey. Tried that once and deeply regretted it.
>>155663007>>155663006those borders are not enough
>>155662994I've seen them play they suck too
>>155662920Here you go sir.
>>155662999Biological women have a bigger dick than you
>>155662980Spanish is a language from Europe, just like English, lil zoomer bro
>>155663016Is that apple juice?
>>155662981When you fucked grandpa?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY3gJ5i4rM8
thoughts on tomorrow lads?feels like the first 3 should be blowouts
>>155663000Sexmet
>>155663016What did you expect for a measly $50
>>155663012nigga just typing shit bro wtf
>>155663030Tatoba
>>155663024Too bad Aqua can never put out. She'd lose her godess status.
>>155663016This is the first time I've ever even seen it. Where are you from?
>>155663008she's a quitter
>>155662999so this is a dude right
>>155663015believe it or not he is still our best winger yes that's how bad things are
>>155663020they were pressing pretty well before they concededbut they were shit for 75% of the game
>>155662873>>155662869Define mainstream when every single anime has been run down by hoodweebs and COVID tourists. Also no I'm not looking for what's the most popular, I pick nyaa si links at random but it has been a boring shitfest.
Hydrated
>>155663032England winDon't care about the rest
>>155662980I still don't get how Peacock only got the Spanish rights and not the English ones as well
>>15566303210 men portugal will disappoint once more
>>155663032sleepers, but im rooting for DR Congo
>>155663016That shits gross when you realize there's 0% apple in it
>>155663039Damn with 50$ You probably could buy an entire dinner for a single family and food for the next two weeks or so.
Senegal would booty blast these shit teams
Oh man, we're gonna win this
>>155663051She's a winner*
jordan and algeria are the same to me, same people same place same idgaf
>>155663064Hotaru owes me paizuri
>>155663032i hope ghanaian witches dont curse my kane
>>155663045But anon, she's the goddess of sex for younger men.
>>155663052YepA cute dude
>>155663032They all seem pretty one sided to me but we'll see
Bros...
>>155663032the remaining England and Croaria matches are meaningless, Panama and Ghana are too dogshit to put up a fightPortugal vs Uzbekistan is a must though, you cannot miss Ronaldo sperging out as he tries to catch up with the other stars playing this WC
>>155662980dumbass sounds more soulful than jap
>>155663060>at randomYou're not making your life any easier man, as I said open Anichart or list of your choice, read the synopsis, look at the pictures and PVs, and pick up something that at least you believe might be good. Picking shit at random is just utter pointless and a waste of your time.
Will (You) watch every game tomorrow?
>>155662979armpit cereal. that is so fucking eroticc
>>155663032All pretty kino except Croatia game, rooting for Uzbekistan.
>>155663073It's not a match, it's a merger. Meet Congolombia
>>155663032First match will be absolutely hilarious when Ronaldo once again fails to score a single goal. The rest should be absolute curbstomps.
>>155663086There's way too many mudslime teams in this World Cup. It was better when they only had 1 or two spots.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
lol they are both fucked with this draw
KEK W
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
JODAN NOOOO YOU KNOCKED IT INTO THE GOAL
NOOOOOOO
OH NONONONONONONONO
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
its over
GAME RIGGED BY ISRAEL
Gol
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHATOLD YA NIGGIES, THIS IS A GOOD GAYME
GOAAAL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
the dream is dead jordania bros
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>zidane somehow not the worst gk in this match
ALLAH WILLS IT>ALLAH WILLS ITALLAH WILLS IT>ALLAH WILLS ITALLAH WILLS IT>ALLAH WILLS IT
>>155663032Rooting for...Uzbekistan (for the lols)Bongland (I have connections)Panama (because every Panamanon I've come across has seemed cool)Don't care about the last match
sad
OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE
Owari Jordanbros...>>155663032I'm hoping for another surprising performance by el doctor. Bonus points if the uzbeks pull something off.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>state of Jordania right now
>Jordan going home Jordanbros..
nigga whaaaaaaat
OH NONONONONNONONOO JORDAN BROS OUR RESPONSE?
ALGERIAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Imagine being called Jordan lmao.
HOWEVER
RIP Jordan
ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH
kino
ITS OVER
those white ladies in the algeria crowd kek
ERA OFFSIDO
looks offside
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JORDAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PRAISE ALLAH (ALGERIA EDITION)
>>155663119>There's way too many mudslime in this Worldftfy
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>155663122stop posting weeb shite alegire scored
Michael Jordan lost....
howevar
offside! kek
FUCKING APOLIGIZE
>"Every game watchers" got rewarded with kinowe won
VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VARVAR VAR VAR VARVAR VAR VAR VARVAR VAR VAR VARVAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR
>>155663136this 2bhDEWs on key players
>>155663077I heard concession prices were batshit this year. More so than usual
HOWEVAR
Finally some goal
I HATE FLN!
UH OHSOMEONE'S COCK BULDGE MIGHT HAVE BEEN OFFSIDE
Offtsuuuu
GOARU
VAR SINSO STATUS?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF JORDANIAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
ERARA
GERMANY JR
HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER HOWEVER >HOWEVER
>>155663032>Portugal v Uzbekistanmeme game, they will spend the whole fucking time trying to have ronaldo to score and won't be able to>panama v croatiafree win for the latter>England v Ghanapossibly the more balanced game of the 4, but still easy win for england>Colombia v Dr Congoshould be easy for colombia but they will fuck it up
OH NO IT WENT OFF THE JORDANGOAL
NO VAR NOERA ERA
ERA
>>155663163>0:19Fucking kek
HOWEVER????>>155663108yes
NO ERA
EL VAR SINSO!?
Offside Cope Seethe Fuck Jooz
>>155662584WALLAH YOU NEVER LOOSE FAITH JOYA
var sinso...
HOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACKHOWEV-ACK>HOWEV-ACK
>>155663101@grok What did he mean by this?
>>155663163kek
>>155663163Uncanny
EL OFFSIDE
UNHOWEVEREDNHOWEVERED
>>155662493>Ishiguro adaptation>S2Anon...
HOWEVER2
V A R T I M EAR
Why are there no Jordanians ITT?
>>155663012HOLY SEXO
Howevar bros...
thats a fucking goal, god damn
NO ERAOERA
REFBALL
>>155663260ISRAEL RUNS /SP/
BREAKING: VAR SINSO DEAD
>>155663163Ai is too uncanny valley for me
Guys I let a mosquito bite me on purpose, then I killed it to deny it the satisfaction. Was that rude?
IT'S OVER FOR MIGUEL JORDAN
IS IT A GOAAAL>?!?
>>155663260too busy doing credit card scams
>status?
Thats pretty bullshit, I swear a deflection didn't used to nullify an offside. Only if it was a miskick, I swear. Maybe it was just linesmen getting it wrong before VAR
>>155663260Flag too similar to Palestine, they'd get nuked right away.
ERA(?)
2 FINGERS OFF SIDERIGGEDIGGED
2 FINGERS WERE OFFSIDE
Are they checking, they're switching people out
ALGERIIIIAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING LOVE YOU
goal
Seems like they would have been better off if the last jordanian wasn't behind the goalie blocking his attempt at grabbing it and redirecting it
bizarre line
Sorry, I wasnt pay8ng atention. Era or no era?
HOWEVER HOWEVER
RIGGED
>>155663280He was onside by the Jordanian defender's boot.Razor thin.
>>155663273is this off?
2 - 1 situation
THAT FINGER WAS OFFSIDEFUCKING REF BALL BULLSHIT
>>155663278we are in fact back
>>155663188no
so Austria vs Algeria means nothing then since a tie sends both of them through with 4 points
>>155663260Jordanians don't exist anon. It's like 6 guys surrounded by palestinian refugees.
>>155663285YOU DON'T PLAY WITH THE BALLS WITH YOUR FINGERS
SI ERA
i wish it was offsides
what how
>>155663285it was a whole elbow... kikes are rigging this, again
>>155663278Sleepin
>>155663278Is it really hoodie weather in California in June?
How does offside work?
i dont watch soccer can a finger be offside
hands don't count for offside lilbro
>>155663295Ops, just saw
>>155663319ERA
The hand doesn't count for offsides, faggots. It's a goal!
>>155663310must be nice ;_;
Have you guys bought jerseys, I really wanna look for a Mexico jersey they play the 24th
>>155663314ironic considering the history
>>155663326el peruano...
>>155663330No
Are algerians mad that Zidane chose to play for France?
>>155663278Monitoring
VAR bros are asleep at the wheel.Worrisome.
>>155663319Is this the only advantage of being a manlet?
>>155663326Parts that couldn't legally play the ball don't count as offside.Is this you guys' first game or something?
>>155663314I doubt we will rig it with them considering they fact us with same type of shit before
It's only the leg position that counts an offside not the arm or torso right?
>le Dr Joe>phd in LEISURE STUDIES>gets every call wrong KWAB at this senile retard boomer
>>155663330It's my understanding that the sport is called football.
>>155663335Whatever you say, Moishe
JORDAN DO SOMETHINGAIEEEEEEEEE
>>155663319How is that not offsides? The Iranian got called offsides for his ass being too fat
>>155663319>>155663334Only head, body or feet count, retarded mutts.
>>155663319i dont know if joking but its only "playable" body parts, so shoulders, and toes are only really counted
algerie francais desu lads
>>155663357hair is included
>>155663292yulia, my (other) beloved
>yfw Zidane somehow hands Jordan a goal on the last minute
wheres a shaheed drone strike when you need one
>Runner up of this group has to play Spainlmao Austria and Algeria will be fighting for the opportunity to get BTFO
They should tie it back up
>>155663364You can actually play the ball with your butt.
Abdullah bros...what can we do to cope?
>>155663197we did infact win
thank you for the money algeria
>>155663364ass can be used to scorearms can't
>>155663357any part that can play the ball i think
>they're still attacking with 3 guys
Posting lucky rat I saw online for the night. Hopefully whatever thing you have on tomorrow goes smoothly!
A third goal from a corner would be kino
>>155663319wwwwww
>>155663345no not reallyno one even has a problem with benzema or anyone who makes the obvious better choice for them
>>155663319NO ERA
>>155663357Nowadays it's up to interpretation of what a VATtard deems to be a foot.
>>155663360then why can you hit the ball with your head and torso
>>155663393based i never doubted them haha...
wake your ass up
>>155663383i'd tie that up
>>155663319goddam wide stancer
Argelia in the mudslime group chat right now
>>155663404You guys are good people cause I'd be angry at them. Wouldn't welcome them in the country.
>>155663366nice digits anon
>>155663382>Spainwith their boring play style i can see us pulling a cheeky 1 - 0 win
I've got to stop rooting for teams, they lose every time.
>>155663380dubs and zidane ritual kill his son if that happen
where does your body end and arm begin for the purposes of the handball/offside rules?
jordan was winning minutes ago...
Three to make Jordanian cuck monkeys cry
ITS FUCKING JOEVER JORDAN BROS THEY FKING DROPPED THE BALL ON THIS FFUUUUU
>the comfy group stage time ends tomorrow
>Austria and Algeria both have 3 points>Argentina has already won the group>if they get 4 points, both are guaranteed to go throughthey're going to play the most boring game of all time, aren't they?
>>155663421I think the difference is Algeria doesn't have a tradition of football and shit so they don't see a reason to care.
My wife is back she left at half time because everyone was pity drinking
Lebron would never
>>155663426delusional
>+7holy shit lmao the bookies need this one
1 2 3 viva l'algerie!
Might as well take the chance. Did Poland ever play a match against Italy?
jordanians deserve suffering
>>155663421you have a decent NT so i wouldn't understand why anyone would choose a different team
>>155663325gets a bit chilly (64°F/18°C) in the night desu
>>155662058FVCK
>>155663437England also won the World Cup Minutes ago... 31,807,074 minutes ago
>>155663445you are jewish
Jordanbros we got this
>>155663449Considering Algeria's history I would say so
Is everyone being retarded on purpose? It wasn't offside because the player who headed to the goalscorer was Jordanian
>>155661567Rock Chalk Algeria faggot
>>155663415He's part of VAR
>telemundo commentators speaking rapid fire in a thick accent that i can barely comprehend with my high-school Spanish>they then say a name like "Williams" and "Johnson" in a clear american cadence so they just choose to talk like that
>>155663457Even Capo Verede managed to tie so don't be sure
>>155663469It happened a few times, one popular example was Deco who chose to play for Portugal.
>>155663432At the end of your deltoids, more or less.
>>155663469Marcelo's son chose Spain over us. I don't really care cause I don't even know if he's good or not but I don't even want to see him saying that he's proud to be brazilian or some bullshit like that. To me he is a traitor.
ALGERIANON IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, USBRO HERE. I WILLED THIS VICTORY INTO EXISTENCE. I SEND POWER!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqh-tEoorqo
can you imagine how fucking dogshit the backup keepers must be if Zidane is their top keeper
>>155663386>>155663396okay that makes sense
>Algeria does not recognize the State of Israel.It's as shrimple as that.
>>155663514>can you imagine how fucking dogshit the backup keepers must be if Zidane is their top keeperTheir backup is better
>>155663504Yeah but that's just because we take football seriously and we have a huge history around it that makes the sport itself important to our culture.
>>155663504Lamine Yamal literally celebrated Morocco knocking Spain out of the 2022 World Cup and then won them the Euros 1.5 years later.Then he prays to Allah whilst fucking prostitutes.Don't expect logical consistency with these retards. That requires a triple digit IQ.
>>155663523GATO SEXO!
No hope left
does any country have girls that look like this irl
>>155663523SEXMEAT
what the fuck does rock chalk mean
messi is gonna score 4 goles vs jordania
ONE LAST GOAL
>>155663534NO! NO SEXO CON O GATO!
>>155663504In a not so distant past, players did this because getting a spot in the Brazilian team would be far harder, lol. See Deco
>>155663504marcelo and his offspring can fuck off he never played well for us
JORDANONS.......
>>155663523I am so excited for Sexmet.
>>155663463There is nothing wrong with pasta/rice with berries, the same way there is nothing wrong with Pierogi with salsa/tomao sauceI think they played fairly recently in the same nations league group, but that was a few tournaments ago.t. Polak
>>155663514Zidane is our keeper because of his dad that is literally it
>>155663523I will now play your game
>>155663542Colombia
>>155663542Most of the participating countries
>>155663542come to Brazil, São Paulo is home to every conceivable type of woman you can think of
Its Over
>>155663571I am going to give Colombia a very long visit
>>155663556They really fucked it up
ALGERIER
it's joever for joerdan
>>155663532I deeply dislike Lameda Yamalo, hope he gets injured soon.
>>155663542Yeah. Brazil
SE ACABO Kino game ngl
Rip Jordan bros
just happy to be here ahh teamsmore teams was a mistake
It's over
Jordan Bros ??
Jord-ACK
>>155663581True, even the ones with penises.
Austria and Algeria could intentionally draw, to guarantee they both make it out of the group stage btw. If either of them win, they risk knocking out the other. But if they both draw, they guarantee they go through. Disgrace of Gijón again. And again Austria and Algeria lel
and its all over
Thanks anons for staying up for thisBeen a roller coaster of emotions
>>155663555>ynr when everyone was mad at dunga for refusing to call him upOur only good manager since 2002 Big Phil
>>155661520Thanks Anon
Welp, that's it, fuck Jews, I'm out, not a good game, bye
damn you JORDAN, they weren't hydrated enough
KWAB
Another enemy of god's chosen people has been eliminated
>>155663554How the tables have turned
GOODBYE JORDAN V______V
JORDAN ARE OUT FUCK
algeria just saved my fucking life and organs
GGs, well done Algeria, good effort JordanNight everyone
Well it was fun while it lastedBe right back, I'm gonna hang myself
>>155663590
>the Hashemite Kwabdom of Jordan
Jordanians kept making mistakes, deserved loss t b h
Night bros see you tomorrow for the Penaldo game
Turns out benching Bentaleb and Hadj Moussa wasn't a brilliant idea, Balkan war criminal
cya tomorrow, homos
>>155663532>Lamine Yamal literally celebrated Morocco knocking Spain out of the 2022He was teasing his friends and having fun doing it>and then won them the Euros 1.5 years later.unrelated>Then he prays to Allah whilst fucking prostitutes.i see that type of inconsistency so normalized in christendom it goes unnoticed. Lamine's just a brat trying to find himself. He will go through phases and will shed his old self after every few years.
This was the worst thread of the current mundiau
>>155663617Congrats
RIP Jordan. Algeria just finally found the gas pedal
>>155663644y-you t-too
>>155663625If only there was some kind of drink that could hydrate them..
>>155663032rooting for ghana actually. would love if England finish second in the group, it means I have a chance of seeing them at the game I won tickets for
>>155663648
>>155663636
The goddamn luck the match didn't move from the jordan goal zone...zidanesisters, is this our heir?
>>155663652Thank youIf you are that American anon your wife will wake up happy
palishits lost good
>>155663617you cost me money,i hate Algeria now
>>155663654Kek
ok but what did Mahrez do
>>155663654lmao
>>155663648You dont know ball
>>155663615lmao to this day boomers still seethe about that group here
>>155663617Congrats on the win, that game was surely something. It looked like Algeria was going to lose. Good game
>>155663629Did they, the Portugal team doesn't seem to be doing any better.
>>155663615the good ending
>>155663643They do better as late subs actually because of their shit stamina
>>155663667>t.
>>155663654Lel
Night lads... see you in 12 bongs
>>155663690They have the best midfield in the world right now. They are ahead of us as far as contenders to winning this wc goes, specially if they ditch CR7 but I don't see them doing that. But their best players are very young anyways, I'm betting on them to win the next wc.
c u bros
>>155663633Did Maradona's ai ghost also force you to bet?
>>155663741Do you have a link to that ad please? I see a lot of argies mentioning it but I have yet to see the ad itself and I'm curious.
>>155663667>palishits lost goodI'm gonna enjoy watching cabo verde send you home
The underdogs are starting to get picked off one by oneMatchday 3 is about to break a lot of hearts
>>155663758>>155663741Nvm just found it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXyN5obCJToHooo boy if they did that with Pele here there would be a LOT of backlash.
>>155663717>They have the best midfield in the world right now.I could mention three midfields better than theirs
>>155663763Cabo Verde is all that mattersmaybe Uzbekistan
>>155663722is that layla jenner
>>155663773Go ahead then, name them.
>>155663763I will be sad when Cabo Verde gets eliminated....
>>155663772Apparently, Maradona's daughters gave permission (in exchange for money, of course).I've seen several funny parodies; this is my favorite. It includes Indio Solari, who died a month ago, and Gaspi, a dark humor YouTuber who died a week ago.https://x.com/AnxodeEspadas/status/2067603348811895160
>>155663776Uzbeks kinda did put up a fight against Columbia so its possibleI just really hope Cape Verde don't choke against the Saudis and hopefully Spain rips Uruguay apart
>>155663783Yep
>>155663772
>>155663806kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>155663838https://x.com/Nicoambrogi/status/2067240168281510035
>>155663760Me too nafri monkey
>>155663864Lmao. But being serious, this shit is so absurd. I thought it would take at least 6 more years or so until companies started using dead celebrities with AI for ads but we are already seeing Maradona doing betting ads. Shit is fucked and will only get worse.
>>155663619bocchi the culo
>>155663837my sides
>>155662480-3 c
>>155662607The goat
