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>>155659757
shit teams
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Yeah so anyways, my wife has made this dish she calls "taco pasta", and it's fucking fantastic. I've hassled her to make it 3 times in the last month because there's very few foods that can even compare. Well this most recent batch certainly tasted just as good, but I've been cranking out the most heretical braps you can imagine every time I eat it. And not just the quality, but the quantity. No more than 30 minutes after I eat a helping, it's just ceaseless gusts of toxic wind rushing out of my asshole. I'm at a loss for words trying to describe the smell, but suffice to say it smells foul beyond comparison. It doesn't even really smell of flatulence, none of the classic sulfuric scent is detectable. Maybe the best way to describe it would be that I can imagine a hyper-specific pesticide smelling similarly.
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Holy fucking dead
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>>155659757
we should be happy we finished a thread during the dark part of the offseason
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olivia rodrigo needs to find an nfl husband desu
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What if Mahomes continues to have mid seasons until he retires, and never wins another ring? I wouldn't even put him past brees
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>>155664141
Fernando this is your moment
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Fuck the 49ers and fuck soccer.
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>>155665077
Stunning, stunning AND brave
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i need someone to check my oil
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for me its the Lions-Seahawks-Bengals Jon Kitna broship
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>>155665122
Thats what u pay a tranny for b
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>>155659757
>Every team on the West Coast starts their season just after 5:00 on a weekday
>All in areas with relatively significant sprawl
What was the intent of this?
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>>155664109
i'll finish your bussy
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Anyone have webm from the AFCCG or the Eagles-Bills game that show how bad the weather was? I want to post them the next time a FIFA game is delayed due to weather
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>>155668077
lel
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Did the last thread seriously die before anyone made a new one lmao
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>>155665454
Lots of Hall of Famers on this list.
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>>155665454
>Favre
>Eli
>Ben
>Peyton
>Flacco
>Brees
>Warner
>Wentz
>Hurts
>Brady
All Super Bowl Champions with those teams and account for the vast majority of Super Bowl wins since 2000.
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>>155668446
Nah i saw this one when the other was still up
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>>155668077
Mac got no aura after Chandler Jones stiff armed him to the shadowrealm
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Matt Miller from ESPN lost his arm in a car crash
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MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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>>155659757
Why the fuck are we on Fucks at 4:25 for the home opener? Season doesn’t start until I hear da da nana na da nananana on a warm day in Foxboro after church
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>>155665454
BEARGLEUARS DEADLIEST BROSHIP
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>>155665454
Culpecker in 2002. Man what a ride that was. 3 striaght wins to finish 6-10 and 2nd in the division
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>>155668587
Stafford and Darnold also led the league in picks the years they won iirc
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Was Stafford always this good or did McVay unlock him?
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>>155671718
He had 1 target in detoilet for a decade.
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>>155659757
The Jaguars play the Browns in week 1
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for me it's peachofscotland
fly eagles fly
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>>155662635
>>155664109
>>155666530
>>155669883
>>155671783
That isn't the actual schedule guys kek
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>>155671919
Why would OP lie like that?
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>>155672013
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>>155669791
ngl i used to listen to his podcast way back in the day and im pretty sure he's a homosexual. wouldn't surprise me if this was punishment for his homo ways
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fucking kek
"time is a thief when you're undecided" - rod stewart
should've given up any hope of playing for texas tech when he got busted for gambling and declared for the supplemental draft immediately
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>>155669791
Is he going to play drums in a def leppard cover band?
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>>155675974
Literally who?
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>>155675974
kek he really fucked his shit up. might be competing for KWABOTY
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>>155676587
kek
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>>155676649
Still Tony
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>nfl cancelling the supplementary draft to force Sorsby (the only player to apply) to wait for the 2027 draft
What a shitshow lmao, Texas Tech nuked their reputation for a chronic gambler over nothing, they can't even bring him back to play for them as the Big 12 has a fat lawsuit waiting for them if they try
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>N-NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PUT BRYCE YOUNG ON THE TOP 100 PLAYERS LIST
>THE ANALYTICS SAY THE PANTHERS SHOULD'VE GONE 5-12 THEY ONLY WON THE NFC SOUTH BECAUSE IT WAS SO WEAK
>IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE BEAT THE RAMS AND WOULD'VE BEATEN THEM AGAIN IN THE PLAYOFFS IF HIS DEFENSE HAD MADE A STOP STOP SAYING BRYCE YOUNG IS GOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bryce the Iceman got ya seethin?
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>>155675974
The levels of seethe the guy has managed to generate in flyoverrednecks, the NCAA and the NFL makes me root for him. But he's doomed to be an XFLer for life. Maybe he'll upgrade to the CFL at some point
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>>155659757
>lions and panthers
>eagles and cardinals
Aww shit, we're kicking off the season with a catb owl and birdb owl?
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>>155676858
mutthomes clearly won it in 2025 thobeit
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>>155659757
My cardies finna get spanked
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>>155677081
he could actually try to sign in the cfl right now i think, they've just started up the season. that's pretty much his only option to potentially play football this fall. that jets corner with the funny name played there before getting drafted into the nfl, so it shouldn't be against the rules i think. otherwise he'll just chill on the couch, maybe go to the senior bowl and combine and get drafted on day 3 next april just based off arm talent
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soresbros?
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>>155671819
SHE HAS A PECKAH!!!
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>>155677332
Just because of the "Canadian" part of the name I just assumed they'd take the moral highground and have him defacto blacklisted until he "earns" the right after toiling in the lowly XFL for a few years.
Or the Browns will just be the Browns after Deshaun and Shadeur combine to go 2-15 with 17 TDs and 56 turnovers this season
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Fat bum
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>>155669791
Probably still throws lefty better than Tua
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$55M/yr btw...
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>>155679486
>wide ass open to catch a horrible throw as an interception that's AT LEAST a touchback if not a 100+ yard Pick Six
>drop it
Literally how does this happen when there isn't anyone remotely close to you? Just catch the fucking ball.
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>>155679633
I call this one the double-whammy
>pantards
>packtards
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i posted it again lol
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>>155677001
The South runs through Carolina
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da flu
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>NFL canceling supplemental draft to freeze out Sorsby
Does that mean he can't sign with a team as an UDFA?
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>>155679944
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>>155679944
>>155680092
This isn't funny. He had the flu.
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>>155680150
Hes never touching the nfl
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>>155676858
Who?
>>155676649
>>155677171
It's Jerry, and it has been every year for a while
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AHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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If the league actually cared about the gambling issue they would stop partnering with gambling companies.
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>>155680545
Don't let roger see that you posted this.
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>>155680545
cool it with the antisepticism
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My Phinnies are definitely winning the opener even if the rest of the season doesn't go that well
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>>155680545
Delete this shit unc
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>>155659757
Jesus fuck.... LA's logo looks even more soulless. The Titans logo on the other hand doesn't look half bad, granted that just the original Oilers colors, but it works
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>>155680766
Of course they are. I am their new head coach as of two days ago.
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Fuck the Rams
and now to watch more of the World Cup
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My Chargies are the Official NFL team of the USMNT!
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>>155681827
Where is McVay's USMNT jersey?
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Why are they (the Saints) like this?
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>>155679944
lol
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I can't wait to laugh at Youngbitch when the Rams fail to make the owl again
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Kyle Pitts got the bag
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NFL finally does something BASED by telling Sorsby to kindly FUCK OFF. His only chance now is the UFL & CFL. PLEASE have everyone blackball this retarded fucker.
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Geno Smith being investigated for domestic violence?!?
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I dont get it, why is he being punished for betting on games he didn't even play in? Because he simply made money differently than what the NCAA wanted him to?
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Welcome to?
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>>155687825
the Battlehawks
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So if QB makes a 1 yard throw and the receiver runs it 10 yards, that counts as a 11 yard throw for the QB?
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>>155685847
I love blondes.
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>>155688401
basic passing yards but advanced stats seperate air yards and yards after catch
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>>155687825
He is bound to play for the Jets at least once in his career
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>>155688401
It makes him a YACbabby
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BRUTAL Lawyermogging for sub-5 Sorsby. It’s over.
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>>155688401
that makes him ELITE
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>>155671919
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>>155662535
toe cleavage
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>>155691595
I just know the Bungles are going to lose Week 1. The suffering never ends in this black hole of a sports city & state.
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Football
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sucks lol
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Ricky Williams
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Nothing but sugar in this tank
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>>155687825
What fuckwit wrote this? He's on his way out yet he's pushing Deshaun Watson in the QB battle? Lmfao probably that dumb cunt Mary Kay Cabot
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>>155693379
this nigga only reads one sentence at a time
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I can feel the banter in the WC threads heating up. Oh lawd.
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I'm thinking we're back
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Take it to the bank anons
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I mean take THIS to the bank forgot image
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is this accurate?
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The Formerly Chicago Bears
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>>155679486
>he directed traffic
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new ann michael maye just dropped
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>>155680940
Every change they make just makes it look more and more like a Chargers logo. It's literally a fucking big blue and yellow LAC
Does anyone actually like the piss yellow over the bone white? With the white they were legitimately the best jerseys/helmet in the league but going back to the yellow put them into the bottom 10
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>>155695171
she's so cute and I bet it's pink
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>>155695315
what's pink?
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>>155662535
Kittle's wife is top tier
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>>155695171
adding a splash of purple just makes the cookies look moldy
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>>155687825
>Browns getting calls
Yeah, that isn't happening
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>>155695417
she's extremely cringe on her insta and her own personality is her husband is an NFL player
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Who spent the best money?
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>>155695417
Yes
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>>155659757
>Giants/Cowboys in prime time
Some things never change
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>>155695502
>She is fun and supports her husband
OH NOOOO
Virgin
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>>155695577
i wonder how many of his teammates she's fucked
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>>155695601
>honey, i don't care that you just tore your Achilles. now pose for a picture so I can post it on social media

whew
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>>155665454
#1, #2, #5 and the active most entertaining to watch QBs of the last 25 years in the top 5
Need more gunslingers
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>>155695748
>unfuckwithable

:/
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retard here: what's a YAC-friendly scheme? like aren't all offensive schemes designed to maximize yardage?
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>>155684898
Either the D-line cooks or the secondary gets cooked
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...
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>>155696669
he has an adorable pussy
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nobody tell Deshaun Watson
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>>155691595
Last year I felt any kind of joy as a Giants fan
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Stop runnin
Da belt comin
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How many this year?
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>>155696952
Games played? 3
Games missed due to legal trouble or injury? 14
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>>155696974
Worthy isn’t Rice
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>>155696834
>Stop runnin

he sure has
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>>155697099
Merry Beltsmas
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>>155696669
Best qb in the league
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>>155697220
this but joe bussy
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>>155697220
>ack jones
>good
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Buccaqueers are finished
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The Bears got Caleb Williams
The Bulls got Caleb Wilson

Chicago is about to enter a sports golden age
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>>155662535
is that olsen's daughter?
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>>155699281
His wife. Taylor and Claire are like 5’11
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>>155696669
heh... im thingken bout Bo Nix
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>>155699347
>His wife
...are they related?
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>>155699504
kek
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>>155699281
>>155699347
>>155699504
kissing cousins in Carolina...
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>worked got rained off
>can now masturbate to images of naked men for the rest of the day

any other Oakland Raiders fans know this feel?
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Whichever team you see first in this word search will be the team that wins the Super Bowl this year
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>>155699399
Should be thinking about getting a job
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>>155700070
Miram Doaz
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>>155700103
I just got home from work dumbass KWAFM
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>>155686036
SHEEEEESH youngcuck ain't finna like dis
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>>155659757
My brownies and the early Sunday time slot.. name a more iconic duo
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>>155700269
Just give him rape correction
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>>155700070
DA BEARS
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>>155693379
Mary Kay is the absolute worst. For YEARS she was the butt of jokes about dei hires. Always braindead takes on everything. For some reason a couple years ago she is suddenly a widely respected and knowledgeable "insider" for the browns and I legit hear fans that bought into the psyop. She's still just as retarded and worthless as ever.
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>>155700666
Yea i can't think of a single good article she's ever written and i read a fair bit of work from beat journalists. She seems like the type to simply throw shit at the wall and see what sticks
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IT'S OUR SEASON FELLAS
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>>155700751
Always had been that way. And the shit she flings at the wall is insane. The last thing I vividly remember of her stupidity was last season, the browns had traded Kenny Pickett earlier in the day.. that night she was on our local FAN radio affiliate saying how she thinks Pickett is going the be the starting QB for the season.. this was 5 or 6 hours after they got rid of him.. you're supposed to be the exclusive browns beat reporter for fuck sakes. She really makes me seethe lmao. I've hated her since she became a thing with the browns years ago.
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What do you think of my tier list bros? I'm not gay but i think we can all agree there's quite a lot of sexy QBs in our league
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Fat
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>>155700070
cowboys
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>>155700070
Saw Giants, Jaxson Dart is trump approved so I guess it makes sense
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>>155702449
Comfy
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>>155700070
>Vikings
Ok
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>the only communist team is the only team without publicly funded stadium money
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viqueers...
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>>155704988
Well at least the vikings have more championships than the browns...right?
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Caleb Williams = TOTALLY AWESOME
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>Copying the Rammies poster
>Copying Hoes Mad
Ramilia feeding this genny ong
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>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEAHAWKS INDUCED MELTY!!!!!!
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>>155669095
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>>155700070
HOL UP
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How does he do it?
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>>155686036
That's what happens when you can't defend your "home" stadium, you gwt your memes took
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>Rams Casa o algo
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>>155690472
KWAB
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I hope my Bears stay in the city
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>spend the 13th draft pick for a QB that can't even beat your 3rd stringer

what the FUCK were they thinking?
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When will the 9ies release Aiyuk?
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I'm beginning to think Adam Peters is the worst GM in the league.
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why does bijan robinson have the 4th lowest stacked box rate are defenses retarded
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>>155704891
Pretty clear trend, to my eye.
Also, this is an old image, The Browns' and Jags' stadiums were renamed in 2023. Though I guess the only one that's been built between Allegiant (2020) and then is the new Bills stadium.
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>>155711747
>between Allegiant (2020) and then
I mean after Allegiant. I'm trying to say that the only one not correct on that chart is the Bills, I think.
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lel
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>>155695621
George lets Trent hit her.
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>>155712796
I feel like she's speaking in euphemisms, like she offered to blow him but he was gay.
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>>155659757
this is when I stopped being interested in the NFL and I'm never going back
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>>155713949
tell them sista
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>>155713949
>t. baby with a poopy diaper
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Does anyone else find it odd that Jerry Richardson was coerced to sell his team over some mild sexual harassment around the office but nothing has happened to Robert Kraft or Steve Tisch for being clients of human traffickers?
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>>155713949
>t.
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>>155715334
I couldn't care less. Fuck 'em all. Any single billionaire psycho that faces some consequences is a win.
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STOP
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RUNNING
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FROM
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DA
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>>155715334
Stop noticing things, goyim.
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>>155715334
Some people/organizations just have more integrity, bro. Also I'm guessing Kraft and Tisch own more percentage of their team than Richardson.
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>>155715929
Yea good job with the combo breaker fuckwit
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>>155715956
Kys
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>>155715568
> All hardworking, god fearing, house owning blue collar dads.
Epic burn xdd
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49ers paid dis nigga $50,000,000 for 7 games and now can't stop running from da belt keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek kyle trannyhan is such a stupid faggot get worked by the big brained negroid
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didn't read. hid the post.
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>>155716221
I havent followed what the actual dispute is here
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>>155716617
49ers disrespected Brandon Aiyuk by trying to shop him in trade talks then eventually kept and extended him then he got his knee injured and wasn't at the facility enough while rehabbing his knee injury so they voided his future contract guaranteed money. Now he keeps posting about going to the Commanders and talking shit about the 49ers because he knows they're gonna cut him before training camp rather than have him report and have to pay him
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>>155716772
>wasn't at the facility enough while rehabbing his knee injury so they voided his future contract guaranteed money
Is this normal?
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>>155716874
Not really other players like Jimmy Garoppolo were given leniency to rehab injuries on their own. It varies from team to team but generally they want you to meet certain criteria like check ins and a training schedule. Anytime future guarantees get voided they're usually contested and a settlement is reached
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>>155717080
I mean, if he had a season ending injury i dont see why he needs to be in the building. Mentor younger players? Idk. Whatever
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are they insane?
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>>155717872
Buy an ad
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>>155713949
Based
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>>155716874
Other 9ers players get to rehab in Germany and Spain. It’s only Aiyuk that HAS to do it in Santa Clara for… some reason
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Some teams plugged into some shit I came up with. 2.75 is average for O and D, and 8 is average for wins.
91 Redskins
>Win-score: 16.48
>Offense: 8.46
>Defense: 5.52
07 Pats
>Win-score: 15.81
>Offense: 10.32
>Defense: 2.99
85 Bears
>Win-score: 15.34
>Offense: 6.10
>Defense: 6.74
84 49ers
>Win-score: 15.18
>Offense: 9.06
>Defense: 3.62
84 Dolphins
>Win-score: 14.97
>Offense: 10.79
>Defense: 1.68
13 Seahawks
>Win-score: 14.23
>Offense: 4.30
>Defense: 7.43
13 Broncos
>Win-score: 13.34
>Offense: 9.24
>Defense: 1.60
00 Ravens
>Win-score: 11.67
>Offense: 2.14
>Defense: 7.03
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>>155721271
Daniel Constantine Marino Jr. deserved better
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>>155717872
Buy an ad
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>McCorkle traded to Browns
a fate worse than death
>https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/2069609569743954115
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>>155722688
Buy a foreskin
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>>155723499
cool it with the anti-Kleimanism
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>>155723730
yjk Dov be running from da belt
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he's still going
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Oakland Raiders
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Ricky Williams
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>>155721271
Also for good measure
08 lions
>Win-score: -0.51
>Offense: -0.15
>Defense: -2.86
17 browns
>Win-score: 2.78
>Offense: -0.97
>Defense: 1.25
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>>155724226
Baltimore Ravens legend Ricky Williams
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Ricky Williams with the dreads was a guaranteed first down.
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my packies will get 3rd in the division, make the playoffs, and cause infinite seething for no real reason (AGAIN!) this season
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>>155724900
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>155715852
>>155715876
>>155715903
>>155715925
BELT
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH, Merry Beltsmas to you too yn
Belt Fever goin 'round these days
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>>155724900
No one outside of the NFC West is going to have their third make the playoffs.
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Would be hilarious if the Commanders don't even sign BA after all this twerking he's doing for them, but their WR room is so dogshit outside of Terry that it feels like a foregone conclusion. Not sure why they didn't just take Jennings or other FA receivers or make a trade when they had the chance instead of relying on an AB tier headcase that hasn't played in almost two years to fix their offensive woes though
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>>155724286
Daniel John Orlovsky deserved better
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>>155725721
Aiyuk sucks, he hasn't played football in over a year. The Commander's roster is dogshit either way though. Their only chance to even get close to the playoffs is if Daniels stays healthy and lucky and drags their corpse that far.
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get close to this bussy
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Yeah, methinks they're having a BA induced belty
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>>155725977
The offensive side of their roster is actually pretty good assuming they grab Aiyuk i think they're set everywhere although David Blough as a 1st time OC might struggle. Defensively they're mid i think they're relying on too many JAGs on the D line to produce. Oweh and Styles need to be a force from day 1 if they want to make a playoff run
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sham putin
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>>155728575
SHEEEEEEEEEESH some legit ball knowledge right there. Literally all of what you said is true
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>>155728575
TIL Tunsil is still in the league.
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>>155728984
He's still a top 5 LT. He's also the best LT against Myles Garrett. IIRC >we just signed him to an extension
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>>155728841
Yea i know i don't have shit for brains. I will say Josh Conerly didn't have the best rookie season i loved him pre draft and expected more. He was better down the stretch but was a liability at times. I haven't watched any Athan Kaliakmanis tape never even heard of the guy before they drafted him. Work got rained out again today so i might watch a couple of games of his later now that we're talking about em

>>155728984
Still playing fucking well too. I understand why the Texans traded him after he had all those penalties in 2024 but he's a stalwart and still only 31 years old despite being drafted in 2016. I sometimes wonder how different Flacco's Ravens tenure would've been if we had taken Tunsil instead of Ronnie Stanley that year when the gas mask video made him fall
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>>155729541
I think Conerly did well enough. IIRC he was the only starter to play 100% of snaps last season which is almost hilarious. I actually think our WR room is pretty good outside of no clear WR2. We have great depth there. The offense should cook if JD5 can stay healthy
And yeah, I don't know dick about Kaliakmanis. He's battling for the QB3 spot against Hartman. IIRC he's been slightly better, but it could also be dead even. Kaliakmanis should pray he can beat out Hartman because Hartman couldn't even get the QB3 job last year when we actually needed to rely on it.
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who would actually trade for either of these shitasses?
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>>155730357
Jets if Geno gets popped
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pop this bussy
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>>155722688
Shedeur gone

Sorsby to the UFL/CFL/IFL
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how the FUCK is he still in the league? he has 1,242 yards in ten (10) seasons
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>>155732362
Mmmmmm c'mere boy lemme see it
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new ann michael maye just dropped
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>>155734367
she must shit 4x per day
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I hate this fucking bitch. She ruined my tight end. She ruined my team.
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ruin this bussy
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>>155734617
I'd ruin her tight end, if you catch my drift
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>>155734617
i can't believe she's actually going to marry that fat retard. she can do so much better
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>>155734813
No, I can't believe Travis is actually going to marry that vapid, talentless whore. HE can do so much better.
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zest status?
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>>155659757
NFL Bros.... Our response?
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>hurr durr Jordan Love sucks!

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>155735396
He does suck
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>>155735396
>M-MUH EPA!!!

lmfao only pencil necks and Mina Kimes take that garbage seriously
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We may very well never see another elite QB in our lifetimes, bros.
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>>155735550
Carson Beck just got drafted thobeit
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>>155735396
Lists like this were what made me disregard EPA. Love is a fine QB, but he's not at all elite. Yet, EPA always has him as a top 5 QB
>>155735550
Bro, the Jayden Daniels/Terry McLaurin/Brandon Aiyuk/Jacory "Bill" JCM Crosky Merritt dynasty is about to start
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>>155734617
>my
>my
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>Stefon Diggs running routes at University of Maryland’s Jones-Hill House via his IG story
https://x.com/JayDanielsMVP/status/2069951300314251310

Yeah I'm thinking the Daniels/Terry/Aiyuk/Diggs 2026 Commanders will hang 50 on all your shit teams in route to a 20-0 season
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>in route
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How the actual FUCK did he get away this??!?
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>>155714084
>>155714402
>>155715568
Watching any game in the NFL is nothing but nigger worship and ad time.
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Uh oh....
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>>155739544
Cry about it, bitchbaby
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I don't think Grossi knows who Moot is
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>>155739862
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what a fucking colossal bust. Wions should've traded up for Quinyon Mitchell what a blunder
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>>155739862
>>155739862
shouldve cut him when they heard about the drama
luckily he kind of sucked; hope we see more whiteside
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>>155666723
try. protip: you can't. my bussy is insatiable.
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>Arnold has a close relationship with Terry Saban, the wife of Nick Saban, describing her as "like a best friend" and "a second mother".[22][23]
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>>155739928
no. I won't.
keep watching your goyslop.
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>>155728575
>The offensive side of their roster is actually pretty good
No, it's not. It's ass. Aiyuk is worthless. He hasn't played football in a year and a half. The receivers are complete shit outside of McLaurin, who is 31 this year and recovering from multiple injuries. Croskey-Merrit seems decent, but I've seen many rookie RBs with a decent 1st year flame out. The O-line is fucking awful other than Tunsil (great) and Cosmi (good). Okonkwo is a meme that doesn't block and averages 30 yards a game.
The defense is pure ass. The D-line can't stop the run or rush the pass. The secondary can't cover. I like Styles but he's probably going to be the only player on the defense worth a damn.
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>>155739862
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he will get a plea deal and probation and be on the field Week 1 I guarantee it
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>>155740797
This aint KC hombre.
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>>155740599
That's your opinion. A huge part of the whole thing depends on JD5 health when he was out the entire operation struggled. It's hard to get a true gage on their ability based on just last season. I think talent wise they're closer to what they showed in 2024 but we'll see
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>>155740068
4chan famous
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classic loins
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Lions window is closed. Truly the Rex Ryan Jets for this generation
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>>155741696
>>155741696
Which part of my opinion do you disagree with?
I could see the offense improving somewhat on last year, especially if they have better injury luck. But Daniels is already clearly injury prone.
The defense, I don't know how anyone can argue it's good or even getting better. It's one of the worst in the league and adding a couple of mid 3rd down pass rushers and a rookie LB doesn't fix it.
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>>155742302
Yeah but he's a YouTube bluesky guy
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Is it sinking in yet?
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Have we ever had Super Bowl rematch opening day before? This seems unprecedented. I’ve got a feeling the hawks are gonna blow it
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>>155742498
>I’ve got a feeling the hawks are gonna blow it
No need to worry, I've come prepared
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>>155742360
lions have been carried by their offense though. their defense has always sucked
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>>155742386
>Aiyuk is worthless. He hasn't played football in a year and a half
He's not worthless he's an unknown. I don't think his ability has fallen off he just hates playing for the 49ers. Kyle Shanahan is an offensive mastermind but he's had his share of run ins with players. His system is about matchups and some players feel underutilized. I also know a couple of draft heads who were very high on Antonio Williams
>The O-line is fucking awful other than Tunsil (great) and Cosmi (good).
I disagree I think they're a competent unit that struggled mainly on the right side because of Conerly's learning bumps and Cosmi missing half the season. I think they're a middle of the pack O line at worst and actually have a high ceiling

The rest of what you said about JCM, Okonwko and the defence is valid. I'm not gonna argue in favor of their defence being a legit asset until I see it. I think they're banking hard on their new DC Daronte Jones bringing some of that Brian Flores multi front disguised coverage stuff that leads to turnovers. I'm higher on their offensive potential than you but I'm not running out placing a division title or Superbowl bet
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>>155659757
Pretty fucking bad week 1 schedule if I’m being completely honest here
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>>155742498
I feel like it's happened a few times before. Only one that came to mind straight away was 2016 we got Broncos vs Panthers which was wayyyyyy more entertaining than the actual Superbowl it was a fucking dogfight right to the end
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>>155742764
It's not real
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>>155742559
You're that big on McDermott for the bills, huh?
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>ahhhhhh time to watch my favorite team the Los Angeles Chargers
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>terrion Arnold arrested by Tampa PD on 4 counts of 4 counts of kidnapping and 4 counts armed robbery, with a max sentence of life in prison

His 2 homes took plea deals and selling him out. One is doing 4 years in prison+6 years probation while the other awaits sentencing. Nigga fucked up generational wealth for nothing.
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>>155742318
Full story is pretty funny. Apparently they streamed the kidnapping and planned it all out on a group chat
https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/2069980229544575415
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>>155742559
Teams playing their division rivals twice within such a short timespan is always bizarre to me. feels like it should be universal to have the rematches spread towards the latter half othe season
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>>155742728
>Conerly's learning bumps
It's worse than that. I don't think he's fixable. He doesn't have any trait he can hang his hat on. He wasn't expected to handle power right away if ever, but he can't even handle speed.
>that Brian Flores multi front disguised coverage stuff
This would make sense if they had anyone on the defense (other than Styles if he pans out) that can do that. All the guys they brought in are one-dimensional. Oweh and Chaisson only play on obvious pass downs and only rush the passer. Chenal only plays on run downs and can't cover anyone. To top it off, no one in the secondary can come down and tackle.
As for Aiyuk, I can admit that there's at least some chance he can contribute, if getting out of SF really fixes his head. I just doubt it. But even if he's useful, it doesn't fix the team. Their absolute ceiling is sneaking into the playoffs on a string of good luck like they had in 2024, and Daniels staying upright. The roster is just not built to make a convincing run.
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>>155744003
Should have just fucking killed them and dumped the car. But livestreaming everything is so fucking retarded
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>[Highlight] Lions CB Terrion Arnold at OTAs, one week before being arrested on multiple felony charges: "I feel like I’ve grown as a person just because, when you have to sit back and look at everything, sometimes silence is the best answer to everything. [...] Some things are better left unsaid."
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>>155675974

Welcome home!
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>>155686721
>why is he being punished

Because if fans think players are throwing games to win bets, the fans will stop watching.

Doesn't matter if Sorsby played or not, he was literally betting _against his own team_ in some cases.
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>>155686721
Insider information. But mostly just appearances, which are necessary for the survival of the betting industry. If people start to believe that things aren't fair or that every game is potentially rigged they won't participate.
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Ben Roethlisberger, Kellen Winslow Jr and Darren Sharper are the type of players you could learn things from
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>>155744692
>Kellen "I'm a fucking soldier" Winslow Jr
He was literally confessing
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>>155686721
It's a terrible look for a player to bet on games, especially on games that his team plays in. He's lucky that he even has a chance to ever play at a high level again.



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