toosdee edition
Who the messi of afl
>>155662339google 'sam durham'
>>155662339fuck off wog
>>155662339stop cashing in on easy (you)s with your fancy flag cuntearn them like the rest of us
cant stop thinking about the Russian national anthem lads (sochi 2014)turning into a bit of a problem, im even breathing in time with the cadence and sounding the notes when i exhale and inhale
beep boop must post about wogball in non wogball thread beep boop
>>155662414>says the neet living off free gibs
>>155662546done him there
>>155662546sent that cunt flying
>>155662373>>155662400>>155662414see>>155662585
>>155662787we don't care wogbot
>>155662495based me
>>155662300copped this shirt what do you guys think?
harley reid the cat
harley should stay at the iggshe will win a flag with them
sam durham the goat
>>155662339Robbie Gray
>>155663512don't compare robbie gray to that ugly talentless wogball subhuman
Who would win a top World Cup team or a top epl team?
fuck off
People are allowed to like football along with Aussie rules mate
>>155664056>People are allowed to like football along with football matewell, yeah
log off wogbot
>>155664056fuck off back to /wog/, wog.
>>155663660I acrually want an answer
>>155663660>>155664147It's honestly a good question. I reckon a top-tier team like Arsenal could possibly do it
>>155664158wallah wogbot
>>155663660hmmm let me see a team of mercenary nogs v a team of mercenary nogsits a close one!
there's a thousand shitty threads about wogball and you come into an afl thread to talk about it. fuck off wogbot.
wogbotsperg is wogsperging.
>>155664158stop samefagging
>>155664195no he's not, he's justifiably calling out the absolute bullshit that soccerfag is doing, with his inane questions and insincere parallels with the afl in an attempt to discuss his ridiculous sport (that he could realistically discuss with a bunch of others on this board, another website, or in real life)
im also larping cause i enjoy the anger
i just enjoy posting wogbot
it just makes no sense. it's like going into an nfl thread to talk about basketball. people use generals to talk about shit they want to talk about. some people don't give a fuck about soccer, shockingly, and don't want to talk about it, especially in a thread dedicated to a totally different ball sport.
he's me you fuckhead, learn your place. answer me now, are you team wogseething or team botsperging? might wogsook then moonwalk back all my previous comments and BAZINGA it looks like I've been soccersooking the whole time!so devilish. get smart get gud get on my level.
>there’s a million /pol/ threads so you can never talk about politics in /afl/!>there’s a million /tv/ threads so you can never talk about movies in /afl/!>there’s a million /mu/ threads so you can never post music in /afl/!
learn to type legible english you alcoholic freak
>>155664259i think these things
>>155664259kek, done him here
wogbot cannot compute logix
>>155664260post BAC now or fuck off.
what if we had some sort of voting system where we vote to decide whether a post stays visible
>>155664288good afternoon reportsperg
>>155664259not the same. this is a group of australian men aged largely between 20-40 (I assume), and as a general with established personalities, it's closer to an australian group chat than a serious afl forum. obviously, in group chats, you're not going to talk about the same thing all the time. afl is the primary topic, but other topics are still allowed (not according to /sp/, but according to the culture of our genny)yes, technically this makes soccer posting (and nrl posting) fine, but the fact is those have their own generals and communities on the sports board that you can freely post in, populated with australian men who regularly post aged 20-40. there is no 1:1 /pol/, /tv/ or /mu/ thread and these are subtopics, not the entire thread
>>155664270DONE HIM FOR PACE, RIGHT THROUGH THE GATE AND THE BAILS GO FLYING
>>155664260You want posts to be written so ESL's like yourself can better understand them? Sure, I'll take it up with my supervisor. But don't expect any meaningful change till after the new financial year. Our budget's are stretched wafer thin as it is. If some of you got jobs, it'd really help us out.
only 1 more month until no one gives a fuck about soccer again
>>155664340>againsimply not true
DUDE SOCCER LMAO
more of a tillies guy myself
Which (afl reference) is like (soccer reference)
do you guys consider sunday or monday to be the first day of the week?
>>155664434do you consider yourself the most annoying cunt itt?
>>155664444what do you mean?
*bangs hammer*
Essendon are the Tottenham Hotspur of the AFL
>>155664312thiswogbot cannot compute this simple fact however, so instead he will impotently seethe like a woman in histrionics kek
patrick dangerfield is the ronaldo of the afl
>>155662546Your job is to work your best years away so the chair you piss and shit yourself in when youre too old to enjoy life is comfortable.My job, like the government, is to collect your tax and enjoy myself :)
>>155664434Sunday just like in my animes
lot of off topic posting at the momentjust a reminder this is an afl thread for the discussion of afl games and afl culturethanks guys i think this is a fair warning
>>155664450it's a simple question. I'd like you to answer it, it's directed to you, not the entire thread and seeing as you love asking questions so much, you might enjoy answering one as well. So think about it, your incessant asking of inane questions annoy many posters here. Do you think uyou may be THE MOST annoying person in the thread? For the record, I think you're in the top 3.
>>155664583no
can i post about nfl here in september?
anime and gaming scene
>>155664524you're not adequately suited to decide who does what job, much less to dictate to foreigners what their role in your hypothetical micro-society is.expect a text message from Services Australia within 24 hours instructing you to engage in a face to face interview and 60 hours of social media rehabilitation
one time i called out the glowies and then my internet reset 30 seconds laterbit in that
>>155664646Why would glowies want to interrupt your IP and give it a chance to reset rather than maintain one linked to your posting that they could track?
>>155664670ask them not me
eating dolmades
>>155662339Dean Laidley
I made bolognese two nights ago and it was so fucking good. Leftovers were even better. Now I've got some mince again and I was going to do something different but just feel like making bolognese again. Is bolognese 4 nights in a row overkill?
>>155664646>one time i called out the glowies no you didn't. define calling out the glowies. stating "ASIO is run by jews and space lizards: isn't "calling them out" and then my internet reset 30 seconds laterthis is a common occurrence.>bit in that are you drawing a correlation between this thing that happened in your head, and a thing that happened as a result of a fluctuation in the electrical current servicing your place of abode? because there isn't one. So there is not a bit in that. There is nothing "in" that.
gangstalking fuckheads
wogbot must be shut down for good
>>155664676why would I ask them? you called them out, you're smarter than they are.
>>155664740not reading that
>>155664736probably a bit, what are you thinking?
>>155664759>>155664770persecution complexes seem to be spreading. it's probably the government's doing. not the ALP either, the "actual" government.
pasta is the soccer of food
>>155664631>wagiebot malfunctioningwork, pay tax, I have fun. You work for me, literally.simple as
>>155664791Prefer me to make a tiktok video explaining the salient points?
situation is dire actually need a gf asap
>>155664815Do you really think you are, and have been engaging with a salary earning member of the working poor? do you also believe you are better than your imaginary adversary? Because you'd be completely wrong on both counts. Like being a lonely virgin with esteem issues, you'd be used to being wrong by now.
>>155664796It's just what I feel like.
I couldn't be a neet and look people in the eye.
>>155664856have it then, food is about enjoyment (and social bonding)
>>155664865neets are'nt so social that its a major problem for them.
>>155664865Why are you so insecure?
Biz idea: neetbots to keep all the incels occupied and arguing with imaginary foes and not outside shitting up our beautiful rainbow multicultural society. eventually it'll just be bots arguing with bots, much like 4chan.
In a week or two the soccer fags will just be sad and we will still have non stop AFL action until October hehe
>>155664817why would i prefer thatim not interested get the point dullard
>>155664964The A-League starts again mid-October
>>155664890I couldn't even look myself in the eye for that matter
>>155664312/pol/ literally has an aus thread
>>155664978wogball faggots don't even watch the a-league
>>155665000Many don't, but many do too
>>155664434my week starts on Wednesday because thats payday
Paydaysperg has logged on lads
>>155664434it's Sundaysame as it ever was
>>155664976Is this how you called out the glowies? I'm not feeling called out at all. I don't think you've ever called anyone out, ever.
>>155665097no its not
>>155665097Get the dildo out of your arse and relax faggot.
>>155665157dw about him he's just jealous
found a pornstar that looks just like my boss at work (female)
>>155665182Which pornstar?
>>155665182which boss? post linkedin
>>155665189ivanamontana
would the afl let an aflw player have an onlyfansor is it bringing the game into disrepute
i wanna hatewatch the soccerroos on friday but then i realised id have to sit through that shitty arse sport
>>155665222Kino
jaidyn's lost the plot, he needs therapy
do you think we can beat Paraguay?
>>155665390Probably not, but we only need to draw with them to advance
>>155665390If the best players start the game yeah could do. I didn't think we would beat Tunisia or Denmark last world cup and we did. But yeah just need a draw
>>155665390no but stevenguay
>>155665390the fuck you call me nigga
>>155665390hope not
More like Para-gay haha
Can't bring myself to watch the soccer when I could be watching Blue Lock instead
>>155665157>>155665173typical backdowns. actual glowies woulda had you crying in a heartbeat
anyone wanna suck me off
>>155665649yeah next station
>>155665649We can watch the soccer after haha
>>155665649depends, how do you feel about tradies
nrlsperg has been quietget the feeling that its a wogpoof larping to try and divide us
maybe it's nrlsperg larping as soccerpoof to sow discord among us
>>155665684was at the office all day (normally a wfh chad)this was my first post today >>155665182
carlton have beaten no good sides in this run
tradies are based as fuck because i make bank of them every day
no one's saying carlton are good again tbf
>>155665811crisp asian prozzie
Business idea for a podcast: Robbo downs a bottle of Jim beam over the course of half an hour and rambles shit about everyone in the AFL industry
>>155665854excellent idea
normalbergs in an absolute tizzy about having to work on friday kek
the world i grew up in no longer exists
We would even try to answer any questions if you go first on millionaire hot seat, you’re better off just passing straight away
I dont feel such soulcrushing neet depression when theres sport on during the day
>>155665897pfizer or moderna?
Australia used to be so good in the 90s
In 9 hours allocated for study i managed to do 3.5 hrs...
dont even want a gf at this point. reckon a roastie near me 24/7 would be a nightmare. thank god for prozzos.
>>155665925"Studying" is a boomer death trap
sure incel
He will not divide us.
are we really going to spend the night just posting our catchphrases?
>>155665970If i dont do something during the day the voices start tho
no, but steven may
burgos catch phrase good show that
BREAKING:Touk Miller and his onlyfans content creator girlfriend have split already.
>>155662300is this that murphy reid i've heard so much about? >>155662339gryan miers
>>155666023>knowing all your teammates, friends and family have seen your girlfriend with another mans cum all over her facenot surpised 2bh
>>155665925desu i lose complete interest and attention after 3-4 hours, my brain is just friedbut i also believe that 99% of people when talking about "omgggg i studied for the wholeee dayyy" are generally talking like 2 hours and the rest on social media or yapping to freinds
>>155665307Purely psychosomatic
>>155666044>>155665925Back when I was at uni, the whole day studying usually meant 15 minutes studying and 7 hours vidya
>>155666044Ya i feel like you can build up endurance but that's around my limit. Could prolly do more w/ amphetamines but the doc told me to fuck off and put drug seeking behaviour in my files
>going to jeet and gook daycare
>>155666666soon
touk miller is a fucking dumb cunt
fuck me could smash some sushi
>>155666082pretty good to have on your resume thoughbeit
>>155666082was*
>>155666100I love Japan. Period.
wonder how much she will sell touk fucking her on onlyfans for
>>155666106as meaningful as an east timor service medal
Ahh Whirlpool, it's been a number of years... Let's see what they've been discussing throughout time.
>>155666138And manga!
banned from whirlpool court order
Potato and leek soup for dinner
I went bolognese again. No ragrets.
>>155666386Nice
>>155666377Based vegan>>155666386Cringe murderer
the vegan 'mickstands the test of time
Found a pizza + schnitzel place near mine which is run by an actual wog and staffed by teenage girls. New regular pizza place confirmed.
>"7 News has been alerted by multiple witnesses alleging Tyson Stengle was sighted at Electric Nightclub on Wednesday night, 36 hours before he was scheduled to fly to the Gold Coast to play Southport in the VFL."uh oh stinky stengle
>>155666453Mother of CRISP
there are blackholes out there 100 billion times the mass or the sun eating entire planets and stars and these cunts sperg out about a bit of steak fuck off
>>155666456just their culture innit
vegans are spiritually trannys desu
>>155666453The food good?
>>155666470
>>155666519Yeah pretty good. They do loaded schitzel boxes for $21 on Mondays and Tuesdays which is a really good deal because you easily get two meals out of it. Two meals for $10.50 basically in this economy is good value. And yeah the snittys are nice and crisp and the chips golden and crunchy, not soggy. 2nd time ive got a schnitzel from them but havent tried their 'za's yet. Will do so soon. Literally EVERY other pizza place in my area is run by jeets so feels like a winner. Also kinda nice being served by literal wog hsgfs when you go in
Nick Daicos. The young champion.
>>155666555trips confirms
>>155666555look at those fucking digits
>>155666544this is the post
nick fagcos
>>155666666Fred
cats hip 26
Nick Watson > Nick Daicos
oh fucks sake not a roach get RIP thread
>>155666666oh shitblack magic confirmed
>>155666666WASTEDASTED
alf runs spee
>>155666666EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT IN TWO NIGHTS
kek seething euro poofsgo back to watching nigs play for your countries
>>155666666hate this fucking faggot
>>155666673seethe
>>155666666Uhh "little master" bros???Our response?
>>155666706you hate him because hes better than your best player
johnny cash
>>155666666Fuck off cunt
OH EM GEE WE DID IT GUYZ!!!!EPIC GET MOMENT ON THE CHAN!!!SOMEONE SCREENCAP IT!!!
>CLUBS have been given a stern warning from the AFL that the League is going to start enforcing penalties against players or officials who criticise umpiring calls or the Match Review Officer and Tribunal system.What the fuck is wrong with these people. Couldn't run a fucking bath and now don't want to hear any dissenting voices about their shit decisions.
anyone seen wogbot since he got exposed?saw his sneaky little "jaidyn" cope, npc preprogrammed response ready to deploy in case of anal pain kek
>>155666666so true
>>155666666impressive, very nicelet's see nick gurr's card
say hi to your mum for me
>>155666806Okay rove, say hi to your dead wife for me
>>155666780I always find it funny how in soccer players surround the umpire and have heated arguments on the pitch about decisions, players and coaches openly criticise umpiring decisions after the game, and they all just move on and act like adults. They dont need to top down force with threats that YOU MUST TREAT THE UMPS WITH SACRED DIGNITY AND RESPECT WE LOVE OUR UMPS. Fucking gay as fuck.
Bed time loomsEither footy needs to start soon or you guys need to pull your fucking heads in.
wogbot has been btfo
>>155666780>We need to punish and censor anyone talking about our terrible umpiring and corrupt match review/tribunal system rather than address how fucked up they are and that every week we've created a new issueJust the fix the source, you fucking retards. You had competent umpires with an open and transparent match review and tribunal process and no one would be bitching about how pathetic they are. I love this country but it's so Australian. Attack the critics of an issue rather than addressing the root problem.
>>155666831get stuck into em big fella
>>155666820things will be better once the wog cup is over
>>155666453>schnitzelreckon you mean a milanese mate
funny you should mention that, i had a schnitzel today alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKws_wsj2wE
thats how it goeseverybody glows
England play tomorrow morning
>>155666891we don't give a fuck wogbot, get stuffed
>>155666666What am I looking at, chat?
>>155666891blow it out your arse wogbot
>>155666666GRYFFINDORRRRRRRRRRR
>>155666781yeah mate, he's waiting at the afl bus stop drinking goon and pulling his pud
>>155666891Will Stokes be back? All he did was have a little drinky poo
>>155666780This doesn't change Damo's sliding doors TRVKEs, he will be the players' voices
>>155666911Hola amigo>>155666922Good day sirplease watch our sport
>>155666946i did already, i respect all football codes. never dismiss any of them.
love me some british sluts
Why do soccer haters usually like cricket? They’re both pom and brown coded sports
I respect all football codes except for Canadian football
>>155666970jaidyn could learn a thing or two from you
>>155666929football is a sport for real athletes
>>155666976We only like test cricket played between white nations
>>155666970not sure that fits in with /alf/s policy of tolerance and acceptance. in fact, it's diametrically opposite.
Australian football >>> Gaelic football >>> Union > League >>>>> Gridiron >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wogball
can you use diametrically in a sentence thanks
>>155666711no he's not
>>155666891the mother country
>b-but everyone else is doing it!!!!why are wogs like this?
>>155666456Missed the game due to stomach issues from a dodgy kebab. A real nothing story.
>>155666984Sports are better when they aren't filled with atheletes. Otherwise you just get a bunch of cardiobots running around.
Do you reckon the noticing abos were like “we are people replaced!!!” when the first white people showed up, and then the lefty abos were like “nooo your being ignorant we’re not being replaced immigration is a good thing!!!” well look at how that turned out for them
Think cheer squads need to sneak in some flares and set them off when a goal is scored. Bring some real passion to the game desu.
>>155667064its an interesting discussion
wogbot still seething
>STAND UP IF YOU HATE (insert slightly edgy quip here)
Aussie wogs are smelly and gay, Donald Trump made America great
>>155666929yeah he's confirmed back, as well as atkinson
>>155667126zogbot and wogbot in the same thread tonight
>>155667132kek
Sex gifs
STAND UP IF YOU HATE NICK DAICOS
Nick "Slav fraud" Daicos
>>155666891'ere we go
>St Kilda’s Alix Tauru given a four-match ban at the VFL TribunalWhat the FUCK is his problem?
>>155666891TSUUUnaldo overnight too
>>155667139put your money where your mouth is
take it to the soccer general faggot
wogbots programming is faulty
cunts have been wanking about pessi v poonaldo for 15 years kekwhat a grim sport
Talk of Stokes made me check how Flintoff is doing (since Stokes is a knockoff version).He's looking really bloody good for a guy who had half his face ground off. A lot different than I remember.
Hird > Messi > Ronaldo
>>155667213everyone but thirdies knows it's messi > penaldo and there hasn't been a real debate for something like 10 years
>>155667213Btw for me it's Asuka
>>155667215so there is hope for modra?
>>155667213current day jason dunstall is still more athletic than those ugly brown faggots in their prime, let alone back in his prime and let alone compared to other much fitter players
>>155667234me in the back
>>155667213>Messi is goat because he's scored 18 goals or something at the world cup (38 years old)>Meanwhile Mbappe is at 16 goals (27 years old)
>>155667260>no one is saying this
every soccer game i watch i just think about how nick daicos would tear everyone to shreds out there
>>155667260mBRAPpe is a has-been diva fraud, actively ruined real madrid this year
>>155667280and he’s not even as good as nick watson
>>155667280yeah and nick daicos is a softcock so imagine someone with some cunt in them against the crying brownies diving for penalties
>>155667280Just think of the one-twos he could get to bamboozle the defenders. Would make the highlights every game.
>>155667306i saw a video last night of some dutch cunt ironing out an argie player at the last world cup and sparked an all in brawllil nicky d wouldn't be getting up from that
I’m gonna watch a movie
>>155667343>moviefoy
>>155667343Momento?
>>155667337*assumes the safety position*
I’m just so anxious all the time
>>155667343Triumph of the Will?
>>155667390coaching freo will do that, justin
>>155666666>digits during the World CupWe made it bros
I just want to die die die
>>155667337Other way round.Argentina was going to win and was time wasting/rubbing it in.
gonna go stick something up my bum
Will you be watching Uwe Boll's latest masterpiece?
>>155667421>booting the ball at their benchkek based. would love to see a footyman do this at full time
Grego is losing his touch. Way over the top now. Used to be more subtle but now he adds so much mayo to his reviews it's hard to watch.
afl players are castrated gimps compared to soccer players
>>155667228NO MO BARRY ROUNDSOUTH AUSTRALIA ENRAGEDWOG PREMIER 2 GREEDY
I vacillate between feeling like a living legend/god to hating myself and wanting to die, no in between
>>155667337>>155667421tell someone who gives a fuck wogbot, this is an afl general
>>155667485you'd know all about being a castrated gimp wogbot, you sit in a general about a sport you hate all day and shill your shit sport kek
>hey mate give us a kick of your soccer ball>ill give it back trust>*picks up and punts it over the fence and across the road*
>>155667568crispola
Wogbot is a terrible mick
I like soccer and football.
>/alf/ goes from being invaded by nrlspergs posting gay porn to soccerwogsany actual footymen who like our native game in?
>>155667575assorted generic southern european names was funnier for him
>>155667575kek so true
The biggest eye opener of the world cup is how easy it is for non-American white men to get 10/10 Mexican girls.
>>155667575its going to stick, wogbot
>>155667583*raises paw*
>>155667604Can we get a thread of examples going? I’ve only seen the japs getting freaky I think
booking a holiday to mexico lads
>>155667583nah mate, fuck off back to bigfooty
>>155667606My post got called wogbot this morning and it was my second ever soccer post you retard
>>155667584i can only ever think of stavros and juan
>>155667616Don’t they have cartels and shit over there
shoo get away ya wog
>>155667631You really shouldn't leave your resort in some areas.
>>155667621chief and malifice won't accept me
>>155667631yeah but there are parts that are quite safenot actually booking a holiday btw i was just riffiing off anon's post and i wouldn't mind a latina gf
What is THE BEST old footy match I can watch
>>155667654fitzroy vs fred 1996roys last win
>>155667660Just spoiled it ya dickhead
>>155667614>>155621224
>>155667665look mate it's been 30 years. if you haven't read the monday paper yet that's on you
>>155667690I only do the sudokus
>>155667616lgm don't get mugged trying to buy drugs or whatever or have some girl steal your wallet after you've fugged her in your hotel room
>>155667623i dont really care that sounds like a you problem
I’ve never watched footy from pre 2000, not even clips the footage is just too crappy
funny how its called WEST australia but if you kept travelling east you would get there eventually
>>155667699Crosswords mog sudokus
missus only does the sudos
Everyone goes on about how good Wayne Carey was but I don’t think I’ve ever seen single impressive highlight from him
and the only good highlight of gary ablett snr was a mark he held for 0.2 seconds lol
>>155667759I agree, reckon he was just an huge chad with crazy aura and a big bully so all his normie peers at the time rated him highly
>>155667759Nah Wayne was genuinely very skilful for his size, killed a lot of goals from difficult angles and a very good mark.>>155667768Gary Ablett Snr was the best player to have ever played the game.
>>155667749not an advanced sudoku with additional rules
>>155667822>Killedkicked*
and I'm feeling so fly like a G6
HEEMs Nick Daicos
>>15566765489 grand final
>>155667749Sudokus are solvable.Crosswords aren't due to not knowing 9 across. This actor appeared in one episode of Play School in 1973.
>>155667937mel gibson
>>155666666Crisp. We truly are the protagonists of /sp/
AFL fans have never done anything this basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCpMIqVDGnk
I want to die
>>155667963getting the boys to do this to nick watson to commemorate the get
I’m a pretty normal guy, no one realises how much I suffer internally every single day, but i’ll never let it show
soccer has better crowds, better chanting, banter, engagement. makes afl crowds look like wooden and without personality
>>155667963thought it was going to be darwin nunez fighting the Colombian fans
>>155668001Who cares mate, nothing matters anyway at the end of the day
>>155668017yeah fair point really
>>155667260
>>155668065Literally me
Fuck cars, absolute money pit shit
remember the end of the world when fuel was a bit expensive for a few weeks
>>155668065>Those pricesTake me back.
>>155668200you NEED to go back
Finger in my holeWoah ohFinger in my hole
>PARIS/MADRID, June 23 (Reuters) - Forty people have drowned in France over recent days as they sought to cool down to escape record heat, the prime minister said on Tuesday, as a heatwave swept across much of Europe.
>>155668343Wtf
>>155668343>20 people die from the heat>40 people drown trying to escape the heatGrim.Be curious on the skin colour percentage of the drowners.
>>155668359A lot of people have never swam before. They get in the water and don't know what to do and freak the fuck out when their face goes in the water.
>>155668343Why can't blacks swim?
Do you think my dogs know they’re my best friends
Night, you faggots.
>>155668370>people
>>155668436Same brother >>155668425Night king
Had the stinkyest farts lately
>>155668410High barrier of entry.Since blacks are more likely to be poor/inner city, there needs to be a (cheap) swimming pool nearby, ideally running cheap swimming lessons when they're getting started. Don't think foreign countries run school swimming programs like Australia.
had swimming lessons all through school, never did me any good, never learnt to swim or tread water
>>155668507Skill issue.
>need more money for dem swimming programskek
>>155666666
>>155668516yes, and that's the problem, i was never taught. school swimming lessons assume you can already to all the basics and they try to improve upon those basics, they never teach the basics which i lacked, and one week out of one whole year for 5 years won't teach or instill shit
GOATnaldo soon
I was having a sook so my teacher dunked me underwater and I figured it out pretty quick
>>155668608gayest of all time lmaobut yeah should be a good match
>>155668479It’s never to do with the money but always to do with the parents priorities, poor low iq parents will never teach their kids anything that doesn’t make their lives easier in some way so they have less responsibilities, cook your own food/wipe your own arse ect. And the teaching won’t be don’t lovingly it’ll mostly he through neglect
>>155668608Hes washed
>>155668581What school year was your first lesson?Thinking mine was either reception or year 1 and we started with the whole basics. Put your face in the water. Having the instructor hold you up with their palm on your belly while you lay straight in the water. Laps with the kickboards, etc.I already knew how to swim so didn't need all that, but everyone seemed to manage.
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>>155668608>>155668627>>155668653Checked to see where he was in total world cup goals. He has 8.
I need more money
>>155668658reckon probably around year 1, i don't recall ever doing those things you mentioned, we were just split into skill groups based on how well we could already swim and whatnot
>>155668707Couldn’t you teach yourself to swim? If you cared toOr is it like learning a language where it’s far easier if you’re young
I swear I’m just an amalgamation of my past fucked up experiences with a few ok ones spliced in here and there which keep me going
>>155668739i suppose you could teach yourself to swim, in saying that, i've never felt the need to. seems an unnecessary skill in the grand scheme of things. only need it if you go in the water
>>155668739Yes, assuming you knew how to progress with the steps.If you've never been in water deeper than a bath it can all be overwhelming.If you don't know how to swim and try to yolo it (jumping in like other people at a pool, or getting knocked over by a wave at the beach) then panic sets in and it becomes a real shitshow.
>>155668771>seems an unnecessary skill in the grand scheme of things. only need it if you go in the waterWhat if the water comes to you?
>>155668771Tbf I reckon swimming is fun when you know how, I guess if you never go in the water who cares but surely wading and survival stroke wouldn’t be hard to learn >>155668790Surely you’d learn to swim in a pool shallow enough to touch the ground
>>155668830>Surely you’d learn to swim in a pool shallow enough to touch the groundDoesn't stop people from drowning in it from panic.
>>155668818i'd be dead anyway right?>>155668830yeah perhaps, i can see the fun in it for some but it doesn't interest me at this point, i don't go in the water and i'm fine with that
>>155668855Crisp argumentiveforthesakeofitsperg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75HXwXjvarc
thinking of buying this for daily driver.put some subwoofers in, during summer it will good for cruising
never felt so emasculated as when these two meathead 6ft5 guys started smashing-on at work once
>>155668930forgot pic
>>155668938Were any girls watching?
>>155668946my dad had one just like this, could even be it, he was meaning to build it up and never got around to it, sold it when i was an infant/blog
>>155668917If you’re in a controlled setting and more than 60iq this will never happen, I’ve done swimming lessons with people for 5 years and only seen it once and it was a disabled kids 2nd time in the pool, after that he learnt his lesson though
reckon couples formal dancing lessons with the hypothetical gf could be fun
There’s no hope for me
why did the carlton blues keep winning when they sacked the coach voss
>>155669064post-coach-sack bumps are common, they don't mean anything until they do
>>155669060You can do it
I feel happy again
night lads
Need a tune that will blow my mind>>155669191Night fella
>>155669092Where's the part about peeing in the pool?
>>155669219https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=POjo0MX3huk
>>155669219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3oCS85HvpY
>>155669050It is. If it is a group class where you trade partners then they get extra turned on and jealous by watching you dance with other women.
>>155669120Glad to hear it
>>155669092Sounds good until you get attacked by a shark
>>155669279Reality: Giuseppe starts sweet talking your girl when he's dancing with her. After 1-2 classes, they meet up somewhere and bang. You're now the cuck.
>>155669314Fuck off wogbot
How would you blokes structure the future fixture?
Go check Bigfooty, Gil. I'm sure multiple posters have wargamed the entire thing.
>>155669417one team has a bye every week, whole league has one big bye off week for midseason trades etc, timing of the individual byes depends on ladder position last season, no byes for the last three rounds
>>155669219the brisbane club song.
