Okay so we all know Gooby was skyrocketed to fame and was corrupted by the pressures and temptations of socialite life. What's DUSTBITCH'S excuse?
When i shit my pants, you shut up and listen.
people forget why he's the GOAT
>>155666410A pawg milf at home that he can't satisfy
Is Jon Jones fighting ever again
>>155666494ask his wife
>>155666410seeing the man who heemed him stiff finally get the belt he never got
Dustin, you really think I'm just gonna site here and let you satisfy my PAWG ass?
If gooby heems max. Dustin will get really freaky with it
A cry for help if I ever seen one.
Is there a single example of a high-profile fighter that ended up having a happy personal life after retiring? GSP? BJ Penn?
Always loved seeing Jon Jones whoop Daniel cormier's fat ass
A jump for joy if ever I've seen one.
>>155666484many such cases
>>155666576terrific taste
>>155666568To cry like a woman? It's a fucking disgrace
>>155666576>>155666594he didnt beat DC a single time without using steroids
Theres actually no way you think it's possible for a single man like Jon Jones to beat a whole city like DC alone. Theres just no way dude.
>>155666568>arrested on 21/6My estimation of Glenn Porier as a father just fucking plummeted.
>>155666621Get off the VPN, DC. You fat piece of lard
I'm gay
For me? It's Stipe making the mid fight adjustments and heeming Daniel with body shots
>>155666636Jon Jones is the greatest MMA fighter ever, everyone is and always was beneath him.
>>155666652probably lil b's less fine work
I'm super straight
>>155666410>comparing public intoxication with raping women, assaulting old men, cheating on your wife, etc etclol lmao
>>155666658He got beaten by Alexander "The Mauler" Gustafsson twice lol
>>155666668calm down
>>155666653for me its the withered corpse of stipe having jonny boner jones on skates once or twice
>>155666668This is true. I was there i saw it with my own eyes.
Dirtbag and Deadbeat dad, Dustin "the pebble" Poirier, spent father's day in an Atlanta jailhouse.
Schaub's crusty circumcised 5 inch meng
>>155666658>loses to señor Reyes
he wasn't withered
how you can be arrested in US for being drunk?
Fat fuck Cormier was a bum lmao
It was a lucky jab.
>Cooking with Volk>Drinking with Dusting>Raping with ConorWhat's next?
>>155666817adopting with Michael
>>comparing public intoxication with raping women, assaulting old men, cheating on your wife, etc etc
Getting raped with Poatan
*ding ding* Hello, my wife and I would like to adopt the blackest child you have
>>155666552Dustin flushed both those guys twice each
>>155666795that looks very calorie dense
>>155666835>>155666856kek
it's called a bait and switch. they advertise mcgregor and then cancel the fight or replace him last minute.
Gooby has Jesus support now
Joe "bodycam off" Pyfer went to Turkey and then shaved it off anyway.Said it's better to have it and not need it.
>>155666867
Hap is a kid with the movement of a toddler, but Ace only needs one
Having a mudshark mom is the best base for mixed martial arts.
WE traumatized pooatan for life I fear
>>155666990Howd they make his big ass lol
Gane seems absolutely laid-back and fearless despite competing with the scariest people in the most violent sport How does he do it ?
>>155667007Must have been feeding these niggas extra baguettes
ciryl gane is literally a clone of muhammad ali. look into it at your own risk.
Trouble in Lafayette
>>155667027Helps when youre brock Lesnar with adesanyas speed
Gane is a literal mutant
>>155667054and a Ganeiant meng
Dooking with Volk
>>155667054sure but he didnt even seem spooked when fighting Ngannou I wouldnt step in a cage with Ngannou even if I got 1 million dollars
i feel bad for volkope seeing as he thinks he should be in Gane's place
>>155667007BBC and jiggly ass granny is a powerful combo
The entire /heem/cord vs Gane
There's a young dagestani going around kicking ass and eating pork. Keep an eye out for Usman
Kamaru Assman
Islam Makhachev is retiring per the request of his mother
Islam has retired by the request of his mother
>>155667137why do french women do anal so willingly
Islam Makhachev is transitioning per the request of his mother
Islam Makachev is dedicated his life to CS Go loot crates per the request of his mother
>>155667193is this true?
Ossman was expecting to fight Islam and only signed to fight DDP after the Garry fight was announced. He's fighting DDP in a month meaning he has no time to properly bulk to 185. He's just going to be a chubby welterweight in there against a legit middleweight.
>>155667244Black Sheep Gang
For fuck sakes guys, I just found a voicemail about a job interview received back on June 1st. How did we let that slide through the cracks here people, we need to lock in here.
How the fuck am I ever supposed to make the big moves happen when I can't even do the minimum and respond back to job/interview offers?
>>155666410He's from Louisiana, the whole state has a running bac of .12
>>155667244man this fight is gonna look like chandler vs hap
no homo but if i was schaub id leak my own meng
Just had rambunctious sex.
>>155667293Doing nothing is ok. You just have to blacksplode from time to time. Kape/Romero Style
>>155667293did you try to unload on a screenette
>>155667293Interviewing is for loser retards. Just have rich parents that will hook you up with a sweet nepo gig.
>>155667350a leaky meng is no joke b
>>155666407this dude always with a zesty look
whyd conor rape a fat middleaged irish woman when he easily could get 10/10 girls to have consensual sex with him ?
>>155667371
>the contract, islam
istg if i see one more conor fakerape post
it's such bullshit that they made Terran the weakest race in both BW and sc2
>>155667417That's why rich parents has been the most over powered build on this server since forever, it's literally all just positives.
>>155667371left or right hand?
>>155667417"Deer diery"
He was gonna do the scream on the ting
I fear that McDaddy's BIC is gonna perma stretch Mrs. Holloway's tight hole so hard that Mr. Holloway's tiny Hawaiian clitty will never be able to feel anything there again.....i fear
Post the pictures of Gooby dancing with that blonde midget at the motorcycle barbeque or whatever
haven't seen jacked taiwanese boy in a while
>>155667509I raped and killed himJustin Gaethje
>>155667506got u senpai
can someone explain the jack taiwanese boy ting
>>155667509You haven't been looking hard enough then, jtb posted earlier this week! It's time for you to lock in friend!
>>155667531Hes a jacked Taiwanese boy what up
>>155667528No mate the 3 foot tall dwarf woman McGregor was dancing with around the roadhouse larper days ugh
>>155667531
Phones hoppin, jumped into the whip, no roof on da ting, ya know?
>>155667572Hell yeah, fuck yeah brother
>>155667563I will think about this later today
Irl fighting ability is directly proportionate to the amount of mma you watch so I'm pretty sure I would brutally heem the poster below me
heemed my meng to anime girls again
>>155667586You had ought to do so, knowing that is what's best for you
>>155667531he's a real good friend of mine
When you hear Conor reference his "rock bottom" this is what he's talking about btw
>>155667672he looks jacked and cool here, how is this something bad
>>155666494He's already defeated everyone including himself
>>155667672I think this probably was rock bottom
>>155666860Why did Conor throw the knee? Dustbin never dips that low when striking and there was no question of a takedown attempt. Did panic kicking/kneeing replace panic wrestling?
>>155667687Oh yeah, very much so
why did he tie a little dumbbell to his bellend
>>155667706This was just another trench deeper down an abyss, I lament
>>155667720He was lifting those weights with his penis, they were penis weights and he uses them for training. Any other questions?
>>155667720lifting weights
I train for she
>>155667754Mid gook, you're really setting your sights high huh player
>>155667737
>>155666410He's like a vet who goes back home and forgets he's not in a warzone
I think gooby's rock bottom was when he was being weirdly nice to Dustin
his rock bottom was when he liked BRO GOALS AF's tweet
>>155667867That's just tren
So is the Meta ranking the official one now?
>>155667672
>>155668036This guy bullied me at school
>>155666407Zesty ass negro!
How is it possible that after 5 years there is not a highlights video from Poirier vs McGregor 3 from the UFC or some tv channel?
>>155668036he looks so gay
>>155668069on paper smiff is more of a mulatto
>>155668090It's like how they didn't upload reyes vs bones for ages
>YOU'LL GET IT IN YOUR SLEEPwhat did he mean by this?
>>155668104probably the same thing as him not seeing or feeling a discussion about a tampon
On paper Jon Jones went the distance with Anthony Smith.
>>155668104conor was practicing black magic rituals to visit dustin in his dreams
>>155667772his hairline is totally fucked, basically everything but the transplant is thinning or gone.WTF looksmaxx bros, you told me one trip to turkey and daily minoxidil makes balding go away
Do you think gooby would die if he visited Makhachkala?
>>155668129
favorite smiths song?
>>155668303Well I Wonder
>>155668330Manel has a beautiful hairline
>>155668303www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiggDO70No
>>155668377
>>155668303wild wild west
Supposedly the media rankings are still going to be the official rankingsNo idea why they introduced the AI rankings if they're not going to use them
Does Volk still want Ilia to come on his cooking show or have things changed now?
>>155668450Zuck money laundering
>>155667193i wouldn't know
>>155668450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRUesMs1GZU
Dirty Diaper Pig says trans rights!
>>155668606belal made a joke about diddling minors but I guess michelle obongo is where we draw the line
>>155668450mate the gayAI rankings have fucking grant dawson as lightweight champion why the fuck would they use them
>>155668535https://youtu.be/59NVvnkJ0Sw?is=ohyYuXOenvZ8xW2V
>>155668660Belal said there was no sex
How do you see Conor physically after that training video in Central Park?
>>155668699what's this supposed to mean
Water, the first ting I'd have in da mornin is water. Then I'd stretch. I'd have my breakfast. Eggs, bodadoes
>>155668762all you ever do is ask questions
Gane vs Prime Cain ?
>>155668783How long do you have between waking up and leaving your home in the morning?I have about 3 hours so just enough time to masturbate, drink my protein shake and shower
>>155668699kek
>>155668774I meant to quote the swede below you sorry
germany apologizing to france never ends well for europe
would it be funnier if mcgregor lost or won
>>155668887It would be funnier if he got his face caved in
>>155668887Conor winning would be funniest because Max is a pipsqueak with a tiny cock
Confident gooby is funny but destroyed gooby is hilarious
thinking of going to a thai place for a quick tug
I'm older than Josh Hokit.
strickland is acting like an unamerican pussy again which means hes about to lose the title in his first defense again
The Michelle Obama thing just wasn't a funny joke man It lacked class
i mean how much can they ask probably like 50-60 with nice oils some thiccc milfy sea mommy it's a no brainer
>>155669020It wasn't a joke...
Just bought $600 worth of JAXXON chains. Can't wait to flaunt on some niggas and dab on some opps!
Barack Obama? More like Barack Oborninnigeria! LOL! Subscribe for more EPIC timely memes!
>>155668981wittman solves chudland easy
>>155669044This guy just doesn't miss
Justin stopped Ilia twice.
i miss toby disrupting threads with his holiday and or public transit stories hope he hasn't got knifed picking up strange in dark alleyways again
>>155667941>So is the Meta ranking the official one now?yes
>>155669041Nice, I've wanted one since I saw schaub rocking them
hey everyone i'll be making my ufc debut soon. what kind of punch should i throw?
>>155669220supergirl punch
>>155669220the trevor peek special
>>155669265I could take him
>>155669265I saw this guy being drunk, belligerent and ripping a vape on a YouTube video once. He is very fat and wears tight fitting tops.
>>155669220You'll dance for us boy
>>155669352literally me (except i never chose this)
>>155669374you will choose my balls on your forehead
>>155669352Chills.
>>155669352This is why Jiri lost btw
>>155669352Is this why he talks about men raping him
>>155669352he had a gf for a while
>>155669450And marrying topgilet
Francis Ngannou
>>155669424Why is the bill so big
>>155669601I think he's inherently quite nervous so he wanted to mask his face
gooby mastered the demon transfer jutsu
Why do we even need McGregor at welterweight when we have Garry?
>>155669622This is the good timeline
The longer you browse heem the more chances of seeing Gooby meng approach 1
>>155669622I can't believe the trashy wigger from louisiana got arrested
>>155669622I'd trade 1000 Dustin arrests for one more Goobert win.
Ian Garry is the greatest, most respected welterweight contender. He beats the most feared boogeymen on short notice.
Ian Garry choked Shavkat so hard he turned that nigga into Chinese Elon Musk
>>155669622why are his ears so goblin like?
>>155669601it looks strange to me too i assume it's for golf or shooting or something
>>155669738You're probably right on it being golf Justin is spiritually a WASP
Only just watched Fili/ViniThe dumbass commentators saying Vini was walking out to Mozart makes me chuckle
>>155668964Now THAT'S an octagon.
>>155669770this doo smokes clove cigarillos
Can't believe GODne unironically heemed pereddit into retirement
>>155667710same as the rozenstruik inside leg kick vs Ngannou, the fear of the heem had him panic pressing buttons on the controller
>>155669849I can.
>>155668981>unamericanhow?
Bloody hell it's hot
why does gayna hate reddit rob so much
